Neighbor Gary spotted Bernal’s mythical, magical, marvelous Bikini Jogger this morning:
Sighted today on Bernal Hill at about 9:30 am…….is this the SAME jogger as last year?
Apparently… yes!
Neighbor Gary spotted Bernal’s mythical, magical, marvelous Bikini Jogger this morning:
Sighted today on Bernal Hill at about 9:30 am…….is this the SAME jogger as last year?
Apparently… yes!
Barnes and Noble recently asked celebrity food author Michael Pollan to list his five favorite books about food and nature. And wouldn’t you know it… two of Pollan’s five fave books were penned by writers from Bernal Heights: Nathanael Johnson and Jon Mooallem.
Pollan recommends:
All Natural
Nathanael Johnson
This is a quirky and fascinating book, one of a kind. Johnson’s parents were stalwart hippies and raised him according to the orthodoxy that whatever is most natural is best, so: natural childbirth at home, no sugar in the diet, no clothing on the baby (not even diapers!), natural medicines etc. Johnson decides to examine the scientific basis of these practices, and lo and behold, discovers more justification than you would expect for a radically less-industrialized approach to managing the various stages of development, life and death.Wild Ones
Jon Mooallem
Mooallem, a contributing writer to the NY Times Magazine, has written a brilliant piece of what I think of as “post-wilderness” nature writing. Using the case studies of the polar bear, the little-known Lange’s metalmark butterfly, and the whooping crane, he casts a completely fresh eye on the extinctions going on around us, using them to explore our schizophrenic attitudes toward animals as well as our own place in nature. The book is as funny as it is sad, beautifully observed and written, and wiser about the human condition than anything I’ve read in a long time.
PHOTO: Michael Pollan. Hat tip: Tim Dickinson
Matt Nathanson is a genuine rockstar, with seven studio albums, two live albums, and a few Top 100 singles marking his musical career. He also lives in Bernal Heights (and brags about it on his Twitter profile).
This week Neighbor Matt released a new brand-new song and video called “Mission Bells,” which contains a very pleasing mix of San Francisco allusions, historic photographs, local video footage, and familiar views from Bernal Heights. Check it out:
Very catchy! And so stylish! Bernalwood did an exclusive celebrity interview with Neighbor Matt to find out more about the new single:
Bernalwood: What part of Bernal do you call home?
Matt Nathanson: We live on the southeast side of Bernal Hill.
Why did you end up living in Bernal (apart from wanting to be near lots of other celebrities)?
We’ve lived in Bernal for about 10 years.
We came because we had good friends in the neighborhood, and because of the vibe. I grew up in New Hampshire and I always joke that Bernal has a bit of New Hampshire going on, or at least the parts I liked… A little rural. A little homespun. It’s got a kind of busted charm, and I mean that in the most loving way possible
There’s a lot of local flavor in the new song. Is Bernal Heights good for your muse?
Oh man, Bernal Heights IS my muse: Walking the hill, writing at Progressive Grounds, eating breakfast at Precita Park Cafe or Moonlight. I am a card carrying Bernal Heights superfan, and most of the lyrics for this record were written here. When I’m not on tour, I am hard-pressed to leave the 94110.
Where did you record the song?
We recorded the whole album in a studio in Noe Valley called Decibelle. A childhood friend of mine runs it, and it’s just a great room crammed with tons of vintage gear. It’s on a residential street. Totally mellow. I could bike there from my house. When we took food breaks, it’s like a 5 minute walk to Mitchell’s, Ichi, Chloe’s, Martha Bros, Toast AND that awesome German shop on Church where I buy fennel tea.
Tell us about the video. Why did you include so many local scenes in it?
On past records, I think I’ve been too self-conscious to write lyrics that were super-specific to my own life. I felt safe in the vague. With this record, I really wanted to dig in to the places I know and the places where I live. It definitely became a VERY San Francisco record, so the video goes along with that.
That brings up an interesting point. I live near St. Anthony’s Church, and they have a lovely set of bells that play on weekends. Also, “Bernal” and “Mission” both have two syllables. So have you considered re-releasing the song as “Bernal Bells?”
Haha! That sounds more like a retail store. We could totally start up a bell store on Cortland. Everybody needs bells!
PS: Are you a member of the glitterati in Austin, Texas this week? Neighbor Matt will be playing a few shows during SXSW. Check the schedule.
Celebrity Chefs in Bernal Heights: They’re just like us!
Last night at our fashionable Taoist Safeway, Bernalwood had an up-close encounter with Bernal Neighbors Pam and Richard, the dynamic culinary duo behind CatHead’s BBQ on Folsom in SOMA.
Still trying to shake-off the after effects of CatHead’s recent one year anniversary party, Chefs Pam and Richard were seen in the beverage aisle, right near the store’s sold-out display of Safeway-branded seltzer water in those handy 12 oz cans:
It was a fascinating encounter, because:
a) Bernalwood learned that even glamorous celebrity chefs shop at Safeway sometimes, and
b) Chefs Pam and Richard confessed to being among those in Bernal Heights who hoard 12-packs of Refreshe canned fizzy water. (Fact: Neighbor Chuck, rebel leader Burrito Justice, and your Bernalwood editor are also confirmed Refreshe seltzer water 12-pack hoarders; which may help explain why our Taoist Safeway can’t ever seem to keep them in stock.)
See… Just like us!
PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics
Some neighborhoods are protected by the Guardian Angels; Bernal Heights has the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. We’re lucky like that.
On Sunday, February 3 from 1-2 pm, The Sisters will be on Cortland and Andover, handing out whistles and dispensing street-smart safety advice in front of the Good Life Grocery. In case you miss them, The Sisters will leave any extra whistles at Chuck’s corner store, on Cortland at Bocana.
Once you have a sporty personal-safety whistle, here’s how The Sisters suggest you use it:
Attach your whistle to your keychain, phone or bag, choosing something that you always have with you so you can easily access your whistle if a threatening situation arises. If you are walking to your car late at night with your keys in hand and a whistle attached, you can blow into the whistle to startle an attacker and attract help.
Get your whistle ready if you sense danger. Use it if you think a sudden noise may distract an attacker or attract help. If you are already under attack, use your judgement about whether the whistle will help or hurt your situation. If you see someone in trouble, blow your whistle to distract the perpetrator, giving the victim time to escape.
Call 9-1-1 when someone else is in danger.
Blow in short, sharp bursts: 3 tweets (over and over) for “SOS”.
If you don’t have your whistle consider yelling “FIRE”. That seems to attract attention, whereas yelling “help” seems to repel people from coming to your aid.
PHOTO: Grays Antiques
Artist and musician David Byrne was in San Francisco this week to do a performance at the Orpheum on Monday and a talk with City Arts and Lectures on Tuesday night. So how did the clever and glamorous ex-Talking Head decide to spend his precious leisure time on Tuesday afternoon? Why, he went for a stroll along Cortland Avenue in Bernal Heights, of course!
Bernal resident and New York Times contributing writer Jon Mooallem phoned in the initial sighting:
The report sent several of Bernal’s highest-powered resident journalists into high-gear. With Rolling Stone national affairs correspondent Tim Dickinson egging him on, writer Chris Colin scoured Cortland, looking for confirmation of the Byrne sighting. He started at the Good Life Grocery:
Then, as Jon Mooallem handed out plaudits for humanizing the event, New York Times contributing writer Malia Wollan added another tidbit:
Alas, no one got any photos of David Byrne on Cortland, because the denizens of Cortlandia prefer to play it cool — which is great for Bernal’s street cred, but bad for our paparazzi. So it goes. Nevertheless, David Byrne visited Bernal Heights, so you can let that drop to your friends and family.
Oh, and in other celebrity news, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg may own a house in or near the La Lengua Autonomous Zone. As Drudge would say… DEVELOPING.
PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Telstar Logistics
There’s a hot new photographer in Bernal Heights, and her career is just getting started.
Neighbor Sarabeth Spector has been wowing me for months with her terrific photos of urban landscapes and the intimate details of everyday objects. Others have started to notice her talent as well: One of her pictures was selected by the Harvey Milk Photo Center for inclusion in the “Off the Beaten Path” exhibit that will open in McLaren Lodge tomorrow afternoon.
Oh, but here’s the thing: Neighbor Sarabeth just turned 12 a month ago.
In an exclusive celebrity interview with Bernalwood, I asked Neighbor Sarabeth what animates her photographic technique:
Contrast versus color: Especially in images I later change or colorize, I can see the contrast between what is really there and a scene where some element of the scene stands out if the surrounding colors are removed or turned down.
Detail versus noise: The camera allows me to slice away unnecessary clutter and frame detail that is easy to overlook otherwise.
I will be following along to see how Neighbor Sarabeth’s work evolves, and if you’d like to join me, look for her photos on Flickr and at @sbsf on Instagram.
In the meantime, and on behalf of all the Citizens of Bernalwood, we send robust congratulations to Neighbor Sarabeth on the opening of the Harvey Milk Photo Center show this weekend.
PHOTOS: Bernal Heights, as seen by Sarabeth Spector
Well, what do you know? Zagat just released its 2013 San Francisco Bay Area restaurant guide, and our very own, very glamorous Ichi Sushi on Mission Street made the Top 20 list — right alongside such boldface names as Gary Danko, Chez Panisse, and French Laundry.
Of course, upon hearing this news, many Bernalese will grin smugly, because we’ve known for some time that Ichi is rather special. And they can also say (with fake modesty), “Oh, well, we’ve been into Ichi since back in the days when they were at 331 Cortland.” Because it’s true.
But neighborhood bragging rights aside, Bernalwood sends our heartiest congratulations to chef (and neighbor) Tim Archuleta, and everyone at Ichi. This is an honor very well-earned.
PHOTO: Photo illustration by Telstar Logistics. Tim Archuleta photo, by John Storey via SFGate. List image via Inside Scoop.
Bernal’s finest artisanal pickle merchant is savoring a moment in the media spotlight.
Neighbor Paul from the fabulous Paulie’s Pickling inside the 331 Cortland marketplace tells Bernalwood that his shop will be featured as part of Ryan Scott’s “Food Rush” show on the Live Well Network (Comcast channel 195, broadcast channel 7.2 or 7.3) on Saturday, September 8 at 4pm and 930 pm.
However, if you want just can’t wait to see our local pickle celebrities strut their stuff (and hear Neighbor Paul say lots of nice things about our neighborhood), check out the online clip:
Ryan [Scott] heads to Paulie’s Pickling in San Francisco’s Bernal Heights neighborhood to explore the place where he gets the pickles for his corn flake crusted fried chicken sandwich. While in the pickling kitchen, Ryan gets some pickling 101.
Congratulations to Paulie’s! Also: YUM! Here’s to many more celebrity accolades in the future.
We’ve heard they’d planned to be in Charlotte, North Carolina this week, but Neighbor Chuck spotted the President and First Lady (!!!) taking in the view from atop the glamorous Helipad House in Upper Precitaville. He asks:
The Obamas are visiting Bernal Heights?
UPDATE: During their visit to Bernal Heights, Bernalwood was able to meet the Obamas privately. We’re not at liberty to quote them here, but suffice to say that the Fate of the Republic and Important Matters of National Security were covered at length:
PHOTO: Top, @back40feet. Below, Telstar Logistics
Neighbor Peter Orner is a “bold-faced name” in the literary world and an esteemed Citizen of Bernalwood. From his home in North Bernal, he has been an eyewitness to the increasing glamification of Precita Park — a process that has included a recent home sale that displaced two renters (he calls them Josie and Steve) who have been mainstays of the neighborhood.
Neighbor Peter considers all this in a thoughtful piece published in the Opinionator section of yesterday’s New York Times:
Our neighborhood, at the base of Bernal Hill, has been changing for years, becoming more and more upscale. Lately, the realtors have begun calling it “Desirable Precita Park.” We now have all the necessary amenities: a comically overpriced organic convenience store and wine emporium, a new coffee shop with toddler play area, and yes, our very own pop-up restaurant. The playground at the east end of the park, which doesn’t need to be renovated, is being renovated. Celestially fit women march down our sidewalks with yoga mats slung over their shoulders like muskets.
It wasn’t always like this. Precita Park used to be a lot funkier, in a militant hippie sort of way. In 1975, Patty Hearst’s kidnappers were caught a few doors down from my apartment. A longtime resident once told me that the F.B.I. agents staking out the place wore long hair and beads and sat in their car smoking dope, and still everybody on the block knew they were cops.
Precita Park is getting nicer. But Joise and Steve are gone. Peter wonders if the tradeoff is worth it:
In Precita Park, the loss of this one family may not be calculable in dollars. But I fear that the more affluent this area becomes, neighbors — people who look out for each other — will become fewer and farther between. Lately in San Francisco, we seem to be comfortable tackling every progressive cause except for the question of where middle-class people like Josie and Steve, and so many others, are supposed to live.
These are difficult questions, and Peter’s essay generated some thoughtful commentary in the NYTimes.com discussion thread.
For example, Neighbor Robert posted this:
I also live in Bernal Heights. I am an owner. I find that the people who are most involved on my street are the owners, and the people who are least involved are the renters. I realize that there are renters who care about their neighborhood, but I do take issue with Mr. Orner’s characterization of owners. New owners in my neighborhood, including me, formed a neighborhood association and worked with the city on street beautification and traffic calming. We care about our neighborhood.
Neighbor TeeVee writes:
I know how the author feels. It’s not easy to see good neighbors and friends leave the neighborhood. And San Francisco, for all its charms, is a place where you’re constantly reminded of how much money you do NOT have.
But as a resident of Bernal, I really think he needs to get out more and meet more people who own houses in the area. Many of them, like me, aren’t rich. In fact they pretty much sacrificed all disposable income to buy in the neighborhood. I take on as much freelance work as I can scare up in addition to my regular job to pay my mortgage. As a result, I don’t have a lot of time to hang out in Precita Park reading E.M. Forster and stereotyping people. For a writer, he makes a lot of unfair assumptions about owners, lumping them all together when there is vast income disparity in Bernal among homeowners. […]
Having grown up in a dying automotive town in Michigan, I guess I take a different view of Bernal. Having seen what happens when the housing market collapses completely, I know there are much worse things than a few yuppies moving into a neighborhood.
And this from KJ, who now lives in Portland:
I grew up in Bernal Heights. Born at St. Luke’s Hospital — blocks from Precita Park. I swam at Garfield Pool on Army (now Caesar Chavez) for 10cents in the ’60s. My generation was gentrified out of SF in the 1980s…so I find it hard to feel sorry for the displacement of today’s generation of gentrifiers. Very few of my generation can afford to live in our native city.
Finally, Neighbor Catherine adds:
I love the dream that a place could be your home because you feel deeply connected to it, whether you own it or not. We experimented with exactly this – living in a house in Bernal Heights that we did not own, but were meant to own. But it didn’t end up being ours in the end, because it’s not ours. We knew deep down that no serendipitious moment would change this in reality, but it seemed wise to give it a shot and trust the fates; we enjoyed our time there immensely. In the big picture, there are many factors that go into what makes you happy in the place you reside, and there is also a very random nature to the place you land in a competitive market like San Francisco.
Whether an owner or a renter, folks who moved in or bought in to a neighborhood in 1971, or 1989, or 2009, or yesterday all have the same right to contribute to their neighborhood and be embraced by their community. I see people feeling great ownership and entitlement over neighborhoods because of their longevity, but that isn’t more legitimate than your new neighbor next door, and isn’t categorically what’s right or best.
The message in my mind is to focus on what it means to be a neighbor and part of a community, however you landed there, and for however long you stay. Our city will continue to change – that’s the nature of urban life, and that dynamism is part of what we love about it. You can’t have one without the other.
This is an extremely complicated issue that defies simple solutions, and when you scratch the surface even the most absurd Bernal real estate stories often become more nuanced than they might seem at first glance.
So by all means please do read Peter’s NYT piece, and let’s carry on the discussion about the impact of change on Bernal Heights right here.
PHOTOS: Top, by the Adithya Sambamurthy/The Bay Citizen. Precita Park by Telstar Logistics.
Citizens of Bernalwood, please join us in welcoming new neighbor Anthony Brown to Bernal Heights. (Note: Anthony is the creature on the left in the photo above.)
By day, Neighbor Anthony has one of the coolest jobs imaginable: He’s the lead penguin keeper at the San Francisco Zoo. Yet after each excruciatingly cute day spent wrangling penguins at the Zoo, Anthony returns home to excruciatingly cute Bernal Heights, where he lives among us here in our native habitat.
Bernalwood is proud to bring you this exclusive celebrity interview with our very own Penguin Whisperer:
Bernalwood: A penguin told me that you actually grew up in Bernal Heights. Penguins have been known to exaggerate, however, so I want to check my facts. Is that true?
Neighbor Anthony: Yes! My family moved to Bernal Heights from the Tenderloin in 1986, when I was 4-years-old. We lived on the south side of the hill, on Ellsworth street.
What was Bernal like when you were growing up?
Just as is the case now, Cortland was the main artery, with the weekend rush for the flea market and farmers markets. Going to Paul Revere Elementary School, I spent a lot of my time romping around the hill, Precita Park, Saint Mary’s Playground, and Holly Park.
What brought you back to Bernal? Are you exhibiting some sort of penguin-like migratory behavior?
Honestly, over the years I’ve followed the Bernalwood blog to stay up to speed with the neighborhood, which really was a big part in deciding my return.
I’ve spent the majority of my adult life on the left side of the city, living in the Presidio a couple of times, Lakeshore, and the Outer Richmond. A sudden “change of plans” struck my life a couple of months ago, which caused the need to move. Thanks to the wonders of craigslist (it’s a pretty cool website, you should check it out) I found a sweet pad on Montcalm, with the most perfect roommates –Hi Lisa & Michele!
What’s it like to return to Bernal? Then vs. now?
I love being back here; the proximity to the rest of the city is great. But at the same time, there’s enough distance for Bernal to really be its own little village.
Other than the businesses on Cortland, not much has changed. It’s nice to have the same feeling and atmosphere that I remember growing up. Bernal Heights has gotten better. It has resiliency and has retained a similar feel, but there’s also been a perfect amount of progress.
So what exactly do you do at the zoo?
I’m the primary Animal Keeper for the San Francisco Zoo’s magellanic penguin colony – it’s the largest, most successful colony of this species in any zoo or aquarium in the world. In addition to feeding, cleaning, exhibit management, enrichment, training, record keeping, public presentations, VIP tours, volunteer management, for the penguins, bald eagles, pelican, cassowary, and frogs in my work area, I also help out with the zoo’s social media efforts — mostly the zoo’s twitter account.
How would you describe the personality of a typical penguin?
There really is no such thing as a typical penguin; each of our 49 magellanic penguins is a total individual, with different wants, needs, and interests. The most interesting part of getting to know the penguins is the relationships between the birds. Some penguin pairs have been together for over a decade, while others spend a few breeding seasons with a bird, then move on to someone else.
That sounds like many residents of Bernal Heights. Have you noticed any other similarities between the penguins at the zoo and the Citizens of Bernalwood? Behaviorally? Sartorially?
I’d say the biggest similarity is breeding – both the neighborhood and our penguin colony are incredibly productive groups, with multi-generational offspring running about their respective areas.
PHOTO: Anthony Brown and penguin friend