We’ve heard they’d planned to be in Charlotte, North Carolina this week, but Neighbor Chuck spotted the President and First Lady (!!!) taking in the view from atop the glamorous Helipad House in Upper Precitaville. He asks:

The Obamas are visiting Bernal Heights?

UPDATE: During their visit to Bernal Heights, Bernalwood was able to meet the Obamas privately. We’re not at liberty to quote them here, but suffice to say that the Fate of the Republic and Important Matters of National Security were covered at length:

PHOTO: Top, @back40feet. Below, Telstar Logistics