Copernican Groupies Gather on Bernal Hill to View Solar Eclipse

Bernal Heights Turns Out for the Eclipse

Scientists say the earth revolves around the sun. Others believe the whole thing is a liberal conspiracy concocted by scientists with a heliocentric agenda. Opinions differ, but among the former crowd, Sunday evening’s solar eclipse was a pretty big deal.

Neighbor Brent shot the video you see above, in which dozens of Copernicans can be seen massing atop Bernal Hill in anticipation of the eclipse. Brent writes:

It was really cool. People were talking to each other, sharing home-made viewers and commercially produced lenses (think of old 3D glasses with dark, “optical density 5” lenses instead). All sorts of people were there. Many trying to take pictures (some with tripods and serious looking equipment, others with smartphone cameras). It truly was a cool scene. Here’s a typical pic:

Fashionistalab captured this shot on the hill by attaching an iPhone to a telescope:

Of course, you didn’t have to be on Bernal Hill to enjoy the show. Here’s a great shot of some wacky eclipse-mutated shadows, taken by Neighbor Isaac:

I noticed a similar thing happening on the sidewalks of Precita Avenue:

And lastly, here’s a photo of Sutro Tower that I took; notice the crescent-shaped eclipse reflection at the top of the image. Spooky!

PHOTOS: Top, David Gallagher

Collage Shows Creepy-Crawly Creatures Found on Bernal Hill

Neighbor Mike shared this tastefully executed collage of creepy-crawly creatures he photographed on Bernal Hill.

In it, we see several members of Bernalwood’s recurring cast of natural horrors, including the California slender salamander Western fence lizard, the Jerusalem Cricket, the gopher snake, and the slimy snail.

Apart from it’s innate taxonomical interest, this collection of local fauna provides an important reminder that Nature, while generally wholesome and wonderful, can also be rather icky and disgusting.

PHOTO: Neighbor Mike

Fifty Years Ago: “Ugly Hill to Be Beautified” with Construction of New Microwave Relay Tower

I printed this article off the microfilm at the San Francisco Main Library, but unfortunately, the accompanying photo came out badly. It’s obviously a view looking east, and there looks to be a structure on top of the hill, despite the future-tense description of the microwave array (“sometime late in 1963 if all goes well”). The structure looks a bit like a trailer, or prefabricated shack, with a dish-like antenna facing east.

A few highlights from the article, before the full text (which is presented below):

  • Pacific Telephone paid $90,000 for the land (a little more than one acre) at the top of the hill.
  • They promised no fences. I’ve read elsewhere that this plan changed due to persistent graffiti. Fortunately, the fence completely stopped the graffiti problem. Not.
  • It’s a bit anachronistic to call new the tower Sutrito: for the first ten years of its existence there was no Sutro Tower. (I’m not going to let that stop me.)

Here’s the complete article:

UNIQUE PLAN FOR BERNAL HEIGHTS
Ugly Hill to Be Beautified

Thursday, May 31, 1962

By GEORGE DUSHECK
News-Call Bulletin Staff Writer

[Photo caption: Bernal Hill today: the new approach will concentrate on beauty as well as function]

An odd surgical team — the city and the Pacific Telephone Co. — shortly will undertake to repair the scarred face of Bernal Heights.

Both hope the result will justify a new approach to industrial development in San Francisco, with new emphasis on beauty as well as function. The plan has been worked out jointly by telephone company engineers and administrators, and city planners.

PACIFIC TELEPHONE bought a little more than one acre (for $90,000) on the 20-acre brow of Bernal Heights, standing 430 feet high in the outer Mission District. It will put a 400-circuit microwave relay station, a link in a nationwide chain which complements telephone lines and underground cables, on this site. It is a $2 million project.

The building which houses the electronic equipment will be thoroughly screened with silver wattle trees, small gum trees and oaks. Wild lilac and creeping manzanita will be planted farther down the slope.

Only the microwave antenna will rise above the trees. A proposal by planner Ruth Joffe to make the antenna itself a kind of free-form sculpture or monument was reluctantly abandoned as not feasible.

The landscaping will go beyond the company’s own site. In addition, the company will use the earth and rock it excavates from the hilltop to smooth over an ugly scar on the south face of the hill; a scar caused by 30 years of quarrying by the city.

When the job is done — sometime in late 1963 if all goes well — the city Planning Dept. and Pacific Telephone hope Bernal Heights will be a handsome park, instead of a scarred, grassy knob.

The knob takes it name from Juan Francisco Bernal, a soldier who accompanied Juan Bautista de Anza to the Bay Area in 1776. Bernal was given more then 4400 acres surrounding his knob — or about seven square miles of what is now the Mission District, Bayview District, and Diamond Heights. Potrero Heights was the pasture for his cattle.

ONLY THE top of the hill remains in public hands.

From it one gets an exhilarating view of San Francisco’s downtown, to the north; the Bay and its shoreline industry to the east; San Bruno Mountain and the intervening hills, to the south; Twin Peaks and Mount Davidson to the west.

The hill face which has not been quarried is covered with wild grasses; one bright windy day recently a visitor saw wild hollyhock, wild radish, and California poppies blooming there.

Henry Morris, the telephone company’s district manager (and a grandson of former Mayor Angelo Rossi), is enthusiastic about the project.

“The city planners have been patient and helpful,” he says. “Ruth Joffe worked many hours with our people, helping them to make the access road conform to the hill’s contours, to curve the roof of the structure to conform to the hill, to use some native trees and shrubs for landscaping.

“We think the result will enhance the city. The microwave station is badly needed to supplement the cable crossings. When the station is in operation San Francisco will have a modern communications link with the east, north, and south.”

San Francisco’s chief planner, James McCarthy, agrees.

“Bernal Heights has been an eyesore for a generation,” he said. “The landscaping project around the microwave station is a step in the right direction.”

THE AREA will be open to the public — no fences. The high voltage power lines which serve the station will be underground. Eventually the Planning Dept. would like to have the Recreation and Park Dept. take over the hilltop from the Works Dept. Chief Administrative Office Sherman Duckel says:

“There won’t be any more quarrying on the hill. It was started by the WPA during the 30’s, and continued by the city on a small scale until half a dozen years ago. I’m now convinced the area should be a park.”

Through co-operation between a corporation and the city, it may become one.

Mission accomplished!

hill top dream

PHOTO: Patrick Boury

Misplaced Mulch Gets Citation for Illegal Dumping

On Sunday afternoon, while on a routine journalism patrol atop Bernal Hill, I noticed a large pile of vegetation that had been unceremoniously dumped in the middle of the sidewalk on the south side of Bernal Heights Boulevard. Grrrrrrrrrrr.

Happily, there was a Ranger from the City Rec and Park Department on the scene, filling out a report in her Rangermobile. Even better, she was friendly. And she had good news:

Sometime around mid-afternoon on Sunday, a truck drove down Bernal Heights Boulevard, stopped alongside the road, raised up the bed, dumped a load of chopped-up plants, and drove off. A few astute neighbors watched the situation unfold, and they smartly jotted down the particulars about the truck.

The result? According to the Ranger, the perpetrators were tracked down and promptly fined. Apparently, however, the incident wasn’t quite another example of brazen Bernal hill trash dumpery; the material left on the scene was clean mulch, and it had been intended for use on another site elsewhere on the hilltop. Nevertheless, it was undeniably unsmart of the haulers to deposit the load in the middle of the sidewalk, and it’s a testament to the neighborhood’s increased vigilance that the perps were identified and cited so quickly.

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Giant Gold Nugget Discovered on Bernal Heights Boulevard

The anonymous creative genius who adopted the big rock on Bernal Heights Boulevard that overlooks downtown is always full of surprises. The latest is a sparkling paint job that makes the rock look like a giant gold nugget. Rather awesome.

PS: Does that big rock have a name? If not, it needs one. The Bernalwood Nomenclature Committee will consider any and all suggestions.

PHOTOS: Rick Carlstrom

Cops, Campos Coordinate to Catch Criminals in Illegal Dumping Caper

All garbage, all the time. That wasn’t the original vision we had for Bernalwood; This blog was supposed to be all about deep glamour, conspicuous consumption, and fabulous stories about Bernal Heights glitterati. And soon, Bernalwood hopes to return to our usual vacuity. But today, after a miserable string of four (4!!!) illegal dumping incidents during the last week, trash is the topic of the moment. Even the San Francisco Examiner has taken note:

The wee hours of Wednesday morning marked the fourth time in recent months that a dump truck has quickly rolled up the peak, dumped a load — in a handicapped parking space, no less — and rolled back down into obscurity. All in a matter of 10 minutes.

And then, over the weekend, the hill experienced three additional brazen dumpings; one ended with a pile being set ablaze. On Sunday morning, a trail of household filth could be seen leading to a charred mass of hot garbage.

A local blog — Bernalwood — is on the case, along with neighbors who have mounted a camera on Folsom Street and have even solicited help from a “forensic architect” to provide clues on the origin of the dumped material.

Supervisor David Campos has taken notice as well.

In a comment last night here on Bernalwood, Supervisor David Campos announced that he too is on the case:

I just saw this item and want you to know that we have alerted the Department of Public Works and the Police Department of the situation. Illegal dumping is unacceptable. I want to thank Bernalwood and everyone who informed us of this matter. We will do everything we can to deal with this promptly and will continue to monitor the situation. Thank you again.

And what of the investigation? Suffice to say, tips and information provided by Bernalwood readers have provided some very strong leads for law-enforcement to pursue. How strong? Let’s just say… this strong. We hope to have more — and more satisfying — information to share soon. But for now, it’s probably best for us to let the investigators do their jobs.

In the meantime, Bernalwood has a word of caution for any would-be illegal dumpers: You can sneak around in the shadows. You can drive under cover of darkness. But you cannot hide. There are many of us. We are watching. Bernal’s all-knowing, all-seeing Eye of Sautrito will find you. You have been warned:

IMAGES: Top, David Campos via Luke Thomas, Fog City Journal. Eye of Sautrito, by Joe Thomas.

With Three New Incidents (and One Fire), Illegal Dumping Epidemic Plagues Bernal Hill

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Outrage.

That’s the only word that describes the feelings many of your neighbors experienced today when they awoke this morning to find another trash pile dumped on Bernal Hill. Last night’s was a doozy: The mess is so extensive that it blocks the southbound lane of Folsom at the intersection with Bernal Heights Boulevard.

Even worse, that was not the only new eyesore. On Friday night, someone dumped a pile of lawn trimmings and demolition debris a hundred yards east along Bernal Heights Blvd. between the Folsom parking lot and Carver Street. Then they set the pile ablaze.

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One of our hilltop neighbors describes what he saw:

I woke up to a fire on Folsom in front of Bernal Hill Park. Someone had dumped and then set some debris on fire. Awesome. I called 911 and then walked outside to get a closer look but forgot my phone inside so no photos. Thankfully a fire truck arrived a couple minutes after I called and put it out before it could spread onto the hill.

And that’s not all. It appears someone dumped even more trash along the boulevard last night, leaving a miserable trail of household debris that stretches east from the burned-out trash pile all the way to the Vista Pointe Mini-Park:

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Here’s a video that shows what it looked like to drive west along the boulevard this morning:

It’s like the frikkin’ early 1970s up there. Horrible.

So that’s FOUR illegal dumping incidents within one week. Yet if there is an upside to this string of horrors, it’s the fact that law-enforcement has taken notice. Bernalwood will not divulge details here, for fear of compromising any ongoing investigations, but suffice to say that more than one agency is involved. And of course, if you have ANY information that might be useful to the investigators who are pursuing these vile trash-dumping goons, you can send it to us at the usual email address. Bernalwood will ensure that all promising leads are forwarded to the authorities.

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethe.

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics. Video courtesy of a Bernal neighbor.

Yet Another Awful Dumping Incident on Bernal Hill

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Once again, shady contractors dumped a load of construction debris near the Folsom gate of Bernal Heights Park last night.

This morning our friends at Monkeybrains, our giga-awesome locavore ISP, captured the scene you see above. (Monkeybrains suggests checking the construction taking place on the 600 block of Peralta for a possible debris match. Note that this is merely one of many potential sources of the debris, NOT an accusation.)

Meanwhile, Neighbor Regina, who lives near the top of Folsom Street, was dismayed to find yet another trash pile dumped near her home. “My palms are sweating, I’m so mad,” she said this morning.

In response, she sent this email to Eric Andersen, the manager who oversees Bernal Heights Park for the SF Recreation and Parks Department:

Hi Eric,

It’s your favorite homeowner! 🙂

I’ve cc’d Todd Lappin, who manages Bernalwood. I figured you two should have each other’s contact info.

The dumpers have struck again.

In your honest opinion, what can we do about this? Is there a way to gate off that parking lot between certain hours?

I still haven’t had any luck with Joey at DPW regarding maintenance of their property. I feel like making this section look nicer will deter dumpers. If an area looks ignored, why not dump some trash there? Is there anyone else there who can help?

Thanks,

Regina

PHOTO: Courtesy of Monkeybrains

Seating Options Multiply on Bernal Hill

Bernal Chair 2

The east side of Bernal Hill is in full bloom, with abundant native wildflowers, grasses, and invasive radish. This year, there’s also a new addition: at least two wooden chairs have recently sprouted up.

Bernal Chair 1

The two specimens have decidedly different morphologies, but I’m not expert enough to determine if this is due to genetic differences or simply variation due to differing microclimates. (The one in the top picture enjoys some shelter from the wind.) If anyone in Bernal Heights has a background in geo-ergonomics, please feel free to weigh in.

PHOTOS: Jobius

Artist Captures Dog vs. Gopher Confrontation on Bernal Hill

Neighbor Laurie, who has a wonderful propensity to paint watercolors instead of snapping photos, brings us this terrific image that captures the Wild Kingdom drama of a canine/rodent confrontation on Bernal Hill. She writes:

This dog was staring intently at a hole on the west side of the hill, which was inhabited by some small rodent (a gopher?) that kept poking its head up and then ducking back down again. I was amused by the idea that this large muscular dog was completely powerless to catch the tiny rodent.