SFPD Manhunt on Precita Startles Neighbors, Finds Criminals and Guns. Two Escape.

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There was some craziness in northeast Bernal Heights on Saturday night. Perhaps you saw it on the Twitter. Perhaps you heard the heat-seeking CHP helicopter hovering overhead. Perhaps you listened to it on ScanSF. Or perhaps you had had several heavily armed police officers stationed in your backyard.

It was a big deal.

After shooting a man in the Tenderloin on Saturday night, a car full of baddies led the SFPD on a chase to  Florida at Precita, and that’s when things got really intense. Rob Nagle from the SF Examiner picks up the story:

The shooting occurred at Leavenworth and Turk streets about 10:30 p.m. when a 35-year-old man riding a bike was shot by one of four men who fled the scene in a 4-door sedan. Before fleeing the scene, one of the suspects took a necklace and some pills from the victim, police Officer Gordon Shyy said.

Officers located the vehicle and pursued it onto Highway 101 through various police districts.

The suspects reportedly abandoned the vehicle at Precita Avenue and Florida Street and fled on foot. Two suspects were taken into custody and two are still outstanding.

Several firearms were recovered in the vehicle, Shyy said.

The suspects arrested were identified as 25-year-old Timon O’Connor and 24-year-old Phillip Ridinger, both San Francisco residents. They were both booked on numerous charges including attempted homicide, robbery, conspiracy, possession of narcotics, evading police and carrying concealed firearms.

O’Connor was reportedly found hiding in the trunk of a car in a garage in the 500 block of Precita Avenue and Ridinger was apparently located at Folsom and Cesar Chavez streets, Shyy said.

Wait. Did you catch that? One of the shooting suspects was found hiding the the trunk of a car parked in a Bernal neighbors garage.

Ugh. Via Neighbor Sarah, Captain Falvey at Ingleside provides some additional detail:

The events started with a robbery in the Tenderloin. A necklace was ripped off the victim’s neck (this kind of robbery has picked up, by the way), and then one of the muggers shot him. A witness got a partial license plate number and gave the make/model of the car, which was then spotted by one of the Tenderloin patrol cars. The car took off, leading the police on a chase up Van Ness and Mission. The car was then ditched in the Precita area, and some officers responding to the scene encountered two groups of two men each, one going one way and one going another. One of the groups seemed to match the suspect descriptions from the Tenderloin robbery, so they followed those two. One was eventually arrested while talking on his cell phone as if nothing had happened. The other was found hiding in a car in a garage, as has been reported. The police arrested them and recovered two weapons. The two guys arrested were identified as the shooters. So it’s not clear if the other group of two guys had anything to do with these guys, but the police are still investigating that. The two guys who were arrested had addresses a few blocks away in the Mission.

To experience the madness as it happened, here is an audio archive of SFPD dispatch communications during the incident.

PHOTO: SFPD on Precita Saturday night, by Stephani Ramirez

Parched Aloe Plants Bloom with Orange Spikey Flower Thingys

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It’s January, but it feels like October. Which is nice, except for the fact that it’s unholy and terrible. Bernal Hill is supposed to be verdant and green this time of year. Yet today Bernal Hill is only sort of green, with lots and lots of brown.

Yikes.

Meanwhile, Danielle Mills posted this photo in the Bernalwood Flickr group. I believe this is an aloe plant, because I’ve got several of them in my own back yard that look exactly the same right now.

The red body means it’s a bit parched. I also believe the big red aloe flowers may have bloomed a bit early this year, but I defer to our resident botanists on this.

Regardless, please commence rain dancing.

Tangentially Related PS: Speaking of the Bernalwood Flickr group, Neighbor Markus shares word that you can now add your photos to the Bernalwood group simply by adding #bernalwood to the photo title, description, or tags. No need to manually add the photo to the group anymore; just type #bernalwood somewhere in there and the photo will magically appear in the Bernalwood group. As shown here. Handy. Share with us please!  Your photos are always beloved.

Sad News for Bernal Heights Ninjas: Brandon Lai’s Martial Arts Supply Has Closed

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Via Neighbor Vicky from the Bernal Heights History Project, Bernalwood was sad to learn that Bernal’s finest one-stop shop for local ninja warriors has gone out of business. After many decades of glorious martial arts significance, Brandon Lai’s Martial Arts Supply Co. on Mission Street has closed.

In a note to Neighbor Vicky, Al Lai writes:

We just couldn’t hold on anymore, and so we quietly shut our doors for good.

It was pleasant being in Bernal Heights for our last 4 years, I must say. My mum & I will miss being here and talking to the neighbors around the corner … we recently met the extraordinarily friendly, sweet, Holly Park cat, “Tumbleweed”; we’ll equally miss the little, woolcapped, homeless lady that built a makeshift domicile on the tanbarked SouthWest corner area of Mission & Appleton … she quietly and dignantly kept that vicinity so clean for herself and for others.

It’s sad, but as Al wrote, “everything is temporary.”

Bernalwood is told that the store still had a year remaining on it’s lease, so if you’re interested in a historic storefront space at 3581 Mission, read this Craigslist post.

PHOTOS: Top, Damon Styer. Below, via Al Lai.

TONIGHT: Special First Anniversary Dinner at Hillside Supper Club

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Oh, how the time flies!  The fabulous and transformative Hillside Supper Club on Precita Park has been open for a year, and to celebrate their first anniversary they’re hosting a special four-course dinner, TONIGHT, Monday January 20, followed by a party later in the evening.

Chefs Tony and Jonathan write:

Wow, can you believe one year has already blew by? Its been such a great and humbling experience. We had our ups and downs, learned a lot, and cooked some damn good meals. Mondaym January 20th marks the day of our 1-year celebration of opening Hillside Supper Club inside of the old Caffe Cozzolino space. To celebrate, we are having a 4-course prix-fixe dinner starting at 6:30pm, followed by a party at the restaurant. If you can’t make it for supper please stop by later for the party.

We are currently selling tickets by clicking directly here, or by calling 415.285.6005 for more information or help on the event. We only have 50 seats available, and tickets are going fast, get yours now! Thank you all for helping us get to this day, we did it! Looking forward to many more.

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PHOTO: Chefs Jonathan (left) and Tony, via Hillside Supper Club

Crime Alert: Spike in Muggings and Burglaries Prompts Personal Safety Reminder

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Apparently, it’s crime season.

In recent days, Bernalwood has received an unusually large number of emails from Bernal neighbors sharing reports about incidents of gunfire, burglary, and robbery. Here’s the most recent one, received yesterday:

One of my neighbors left the house this morning around 6AM and was mugged out front by an assailant that had just broken into another neighbors vehicle. This happened on Aztec Street (between Shotwell and Coso). He got away with her belongings and ran toward the Shotwell/Aztec stairway.

Though our data at this point remains anecdotal, there is reason to believe the recent incidents may be seasonal. The SFPD warned residents in November that property crimes tend to increase when the days grow shorter, and remember that we experienced a crime wave this time last year.

Neighbor Sarah, Bernal’s official unofficial liaison to the SFPD’s Ingleside Station,  shares these critical personal safety tips:

There have been several muggings in Bernal Heights over the past week, especially in the south/west part of the neighborhood (near Holly Park, St. Mary’s, and elsewhere), at times ranging from 6am to 11:30pm. In several cases, the victims were approached by a group of four young men who had a gun. In other cases, there was one perpetrator. There has been a rash of burglaries in the same general area.

Captain Falvey of Ingleside Station will be emailing us an update on the crimes and whatever he can share on the investigations soon, but, in the meantime, here are some reminders:

  • Be alert when out walking, and be alert as a neighbor/witness as well. Be in the moment, not on your phone. If you notice suspicious behavior, even if you yourself are not threatened, call the police.
  • Leave your porch lights ON – this can make a big difference in improving lighting for pedestrians and in giving the impression that people are at home and paying attention.
  • If it’s a crime in progress (of any sort – this includes auto break-ins and burglaries, as well as violent crimes) or suspicious behavior that has escalated, call 911. Program 553-8090 into your cell phone – this is cell-phone 911. Although the problem with cell phone 911 calls being routed to CHP was supposedly fixed, this exact thing – being routed to Vallejo first – happened to me a month ago when I called 911 and was near a freeway.
  • The non-emergency police dispatch number is 553-0123. Call this number if you see something going on that is suspicious but does not rise to the level described above.
  • If you ARE mugged, remember: surrender your valuables, not yourself. Hand over your belongings, but do anything you can to avoid going with someone to another location.
  • If you are mugged or witness a mugging, try to notice details that will help the police. Muggers often wear multiple layers of clothing that can easily be shed, so look for things that cannot be removed or changed so easily: shoes, glasses, facial hair, tattoos, height, jewelry. Only do this if you can do so without endangering yourself.
  • The weather is warm, and people often leave windows open. Do NOT do this, even if it’s a 2nd- or 3rd-floor window.
  • SFSAFE will do free residential security assessments for your house. Call 673-SAFE to make an appointment. http://www.sfsafe.org
  • One random request: if you have a security camera, know how to check the footage and to make a clip for the police. This footage can be important as evidence, and often people don’t know how to do these things.

Read more tips on personal safety and residential security here.

Stay calm. Be smart. Stay tuned.

Special thanks to Neighbor Sarah for the invaluable information she provides.

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

Tonight! Seriously! FREE PIZZA from the PizzaHacker

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It’s an impressive thing that Bernal Heights was just named the 2014 Numero Uno Hottest Sexiest Neighborhood in the United States, because that award was given to us before the very delicious PizzaHacker opened for business on Mission at 29th Street.

Today, the PizzaHacker is having its grand opening. That’s great news for pizza lovers, but it may also put Bernal on track to become the Numero Uno Hottest Sexiest Neighborhood in the Entire Galaxy by 2015.

And on top of all the good news, there is one more tasty tidbit to share: Tonight, January 16, 2014, the Pizza Hacker will say hello to Bernal Heights by serving pizza for free.

You read that correctly: PIZZA FOR FREE

The PizzaHacker’s Jimmy Simpson tells Bernalwood:

We just finished painting and the bar is done, so we are having an opening party tomorrow for the Bernal residents. We told a few people, but mainly we wanted to invite locals to try the pizza and introduce ourselves.

We are going to charge for drinks but the pizza will be free. Word on the street is that we are opening at 6 but any Bernal resident is welcome to show up at starting at 5.

So bold. So simple: Free pizza. Tonight. Courtesy of the Pizza Hacker at 3299 Mission Street at 29th. No coupon required, but displays of the secret Bernal Heights hand signal are strongly encouraged.

They’re expecting you.

PHOTO: A marinara pizza from the Pizza Hacker, by Telstar Logistics

Bernal Dads Racing: The Molvo Is Dead! Long Live the Molvo!

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The end came not with a bang, or even with a whimper. It was more like a deep, bubbling hisssssss.

The Bernal Dads Racing Team has announced the demise of the Molvo, their oddball race car with identity issues.

As you may recall, the Molvo began life as a 1995 Mazda Miata, before it was transformed into a 24 Hours of LeMons race car in 2010. After several successful forays on the track, the bodywork from a Volvo 240 station wagon was awkwardly grafted on to the BDR Miata, creating a strange Miata-Volvo hybrid.

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At which point it became the mutant known as the Molvo:

24 Hours of LeMons, October 2011

24 Hours of LeMons

In Volvo drag, the Miata went on to win the coveted LeMons Judge’s Choice trophy at Sonoma Raceway in 2011, bringing honor and glory to all of Bernal Heights in the process:

Baffling to all who saw it, the Molvo completed several more races in the guise of a wannabe Volvo, earning ample respect and even a sexy cameo on the home page of the 24 Hours of LeMons race series:

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Eventually, however, the novelty of racing a Miata cross-dressed as a Volvo began to wear thin, as the weight penalty associated with carrying around a useless Volvo body shell grew tedious.

So a weight reduction program was undertaken. First, the rear part of the Volvo roof was cut off, and the Molvo briefly raced as the “Molvochero.”

24 Hours of LeMons at Infinion

Even this reduced costume grew stale, so the remaining Volvo bodywork was finally removed, once and for all, last year. Repainted in gold spray-paint after a hasty trip to a trackside WalMart, the car then went on to complete valiantly in several more races as a restored — albeit extremely ugly — Mazda Miata.

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24 Hours of LeMons at Sonoma

The Molvo’s final “trophy” came in the form of a penalty handed out by the LeMons judges for a driving infraction. After presenting the Bernal Dads with a set of paints, a tattered copy of “Discover the Joy of Painting with Bob Ross,” and a rasta wig, the  judges ordered the Dads to execute a copy of a Bob Ross painting on the hood of the car. Which they did, in rather impressive style:

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Thunderhill 2013

Last December at Sonoma, however, the ex-Molvo became sad.

From the moment it was removed from the trailer, the Miata began experiencing overheating problems that persisted even after the Dads performed an emergency trackside water pump replacement. Toward the end, the Miata was overheating every 10 minutes, and when Racer Brandon finally brought it into the pits the car was a hot, steaming mess.

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In the end, the head gasket was likely blown, and the head itself might well be warped. These are addressable problems, but the BDR elders decided that it was time to move on. The ex-Molvo was put up for sale, and last week it was purchased by a group of suckers new race team seeking to get a start in the exciting world of 24 Hours of LeMons racing:

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The Bernal Dads wish them the best of luck.

Now the Dads have undertaken a new project — one that might be even more foolhardy than putting a Miata in a Volvo costume. They recently acquired a 1987 Alfa-Romeo Milano from the estate of a deceased gentleman in Marin:

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Work is now underway to transform this esoteric Italian automobile — with all its attendant Italian mechanical quirks — into a LeMons-ready endurance race car in time for the next LeMons race at Sonoma on March 22.

The Molvo is gone, but the Milano will soon be ready to race on Bernal’s behalf.

It’s Official: Bernal Heights Is the Hottest Neighborhood in America

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Is there a word for the emotion that combines a deep sense of pride with a profound sense of ambivalence? In English? Or, even better (for dramatic effect), in German? Because, dear Citizens of Bernalwood, that’s the feeling we suspect many Bernalese will experience upon reading the following:

The online real estate site Redfin just released their list of the Hottest Neighborhoods of 2014, and Bernal Heights occupies the top slot on the list.

First.

Number One.

Hottest.

In the United States.

Here’s what they have to say about us:

Bernal Heights has “It”. It has the small town feel while still being in San Francisco. You can feel as though you’re separated from the craziness of the city when you get home, yet are so close if you desire a night on the town. I think Bernal Heights homebuyers are attracted to all the parks that are available, access to Cortland street shops and restaurants, and the strong sense of community. Bernal also offers easy access to the 101 and 280 for those who work in the South Bay or travel a lot. 2013 brought a competitive market for all of SF, and especially for Bernal Heights. Nearly every offer I wrote in Bernal Heights in 2013 faced competing bids. People who buy in Bernal tend to see it as somewhere to put down roots and build a life rather than as a temporary place to live.

All that sounds about right. In an email to Bernalwood, Redfin’s Cory Ramsey explained how Bernal ended up on top:

Redfin based the rankings on the places that are trending among the millions of homebuyers searching on Redfin.com leading into the new year. Common features shared by the hottest neighborhoods include highly rated schools, short commutes and affordable prices. We also collected Redfin agents’ insights into which neighborhoods have seen the biggest growth in popularity among today’s homebuyers. Redfin created a Top 10 list for the country, looking at 21 top metro areas, and also broke down the top 5 neighborhoods for each city. Bernal Heights was the #1 overall.

Did you follow that? Neither did we.

Anyhow, Housingwire’s ReWired blog writes:

Congratulations, residents of “Bernal Heights North Slope” in San Francisco. You’re the hottest neighborhood of 2014, according to real estate website Redfin.

That’s the good news.

The bad news: Redfin is calling you and other communities securing spots on the “Hottest Neighborhoods of 2014” list the ‘Susan Luccis of real estate’.

Like the famous soap star, who spent years being snubbed by the Emmys before finally winning her award, Bernal Heights along with No. 2 ranked Eagle Rock (in Los Angeles) remains a hidden gem.

But no longer will these communities live on without the world knowing how great they are.

Hmm. Not really relating to that Susan Luccis metaphor, though we like the idea of Bernal winning an Emmy.

So there you go. Since we’re now officially the Hottest Neighborhood in America, let’s all take about 30 seconds to pat ourselves on the back before we begin gnashing our teeth over home prices, gentrification, and the enviable pitfalls of nationwide fame.

Wednesday: Glenn Lym Discusses “The Topography of Bernal Heights”

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Tomorrow, Wednesday January 15, the Bernal History Project will play host to a talk by architect Glenn Lym, during which he will discuss his very cool historic topographic maps of Bernal Heights.

It should be fascinating fun for history wonks and cartography geeks alike. Here are the deets:

Glenn Lym on “The Topography of Bernal Heights and the Mission”

A Bernal History Project Event

Jan 15, 2014 7:00pm-8:30pm (Wednesday)
at Bernal Heights Branch Library
500 Cortland (at Andover) San Francisco

Architect and architectural historian Glenn Lym will show the 3D map he has created of Bernal Heights and the Mission flats and talk about how the topography of the neighborhood has changed since the 1852-3 U.S. Coastal Survey.

Material is Based on his documentary:
HERE5 – Erased Landscape: The Making of Flat Land in Central San Francisco

UPDATED: New Merchant Association: “We Don’t Know What to Call It Yet, But It Will Certainly Not Be La Lengua”

Well, this is awkward.

The initial seed of discontentment over the nomenclature used to describe the flat portion of the Dominion of Bernalwood along Mission Street has now become an outright counter-rebellion. MissionLocal reports that business-owners along Bernal’s Mission corridor are in the process of creating a merchant’s association, and the group’s first task is to settle upon a name for the area that is something other than “La Lengua”:

Every revolution has its line-in-the-sand moment. For one architect south of Cesar Chavez, the moment came when locals — and even allegedly some city officials — started using “some hipster name” to refer to the neighborhood: La Lengua.

That translates to “The Tongue” in English, and it left a bad taste in the merchants’ mouths. In fact, they are forming their own merchants association — first meeting today — to rebrand themselves and define their commercial interests in the microhood where Bernal Heights and the outer edges of the Mission meet.

“That stupid name really got everyone listening,” said Harlan Hoffman, an architect with an office and a building on Mission Street, who is one of the main members of the association’s formation committee. “In a good way, that kind of spurred us on, and we decided to go ahead with this plan.”

Harlan Hoffman goes on to say:

 “It’s not the Inner Mission, it’s not the Outer Mission — it’s its own thing,” Hoffman said. “We don’t know what to call it yet, but it will certainly not be La Lengua.”

See? Ouch. Awwwwwwkwaaaaaard.

Since the disputed area is, and always shall be, an integral part of the Dominion of Bernalwood, we have no stake in the nomenclature controversy, except to treat it is a local matter that requires local resolution among the indigenous people.

However, we would remind the merchants in the disputed region that there is precedent for what they seek to accomplish, as Bernalwood revealed in this old storefront decal:

Hiding in plain sight on a vacant Mission Street storefront just north of 30th Street, [Neighbor Ben] found a vintage decal which pledges fealty to the “South of Army – Mission Merchants Association.”

Who were these proto-La Lenguans? What can we infer about the people who roamed the flatlands in the days before Army Street became Cesar Chavez Boulevard? The decal’s intimation that “He Knows You – You Know Him” suggests they were a paternalistic tribe that was closely bound by kinship ties and sharply-defined notions of geographic solidarity.

Unfortunately, since Army Street is indeed now called Cesar Chavez, the new merchants association is unlikely to embrace its historic antecedent in toto — which is sort of too bad, because that old graphic is ridiculously fabulous. (Memo to Secession Design: That logo. On a t-shirt. PLEASE!)

Bernalwood has reached out to rebel spokesblogger Burrito Justice, leader of the La Lenguan autonomy movement, for comment on this matter. He promised to release a statement soon, but in the meantime, his activity on Twitter suggests there will be more to come in the days ahead:

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DEVELOPING….

UPDATE: 1/14/14, 10 am: Burrito Justice has released a statement, and meme-ready image, regarding the burgeoning nomenclature controversy:

Harlan, here’s what you don’t get — La Lengua doesn’t care what you think. La Lengua just… is. We didn’t try very hard, and La Lengua took off. We are having fun.

You seem angry, Harlan. But the more you try to hate on La Lengua, the stronger it will become.

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Deli Pub Clean-Out Leaves a Bocana-Sized Mess

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It’s not clear at this point who now controls the space formerly occupied by the lost, lamented Deli Pub. But over the weekend several neighbors grumbled to Bernalwood about the huge mess left on the street during the current Deli Pub clean-out.

Neighbor Jean, who shared the photo above, writes:

In this day and age of public airing – we neighbors on Bocana are disgusted. Since the new owners took over the Deli Pub, they have been leaving garbage out for hours at a time. But this last dump from clearing out was over 24 hours, and during the night folks added to it and broken glass and old food – a real health hazard in so many ways. The worst part of it is actually behind those bins. It finally got cleaned up mid- morning (Saturday) after being there since Friday.

Rent a dumpster like everyone else and do it the right way.

May your pastrami sandwiches NEVER taste as good as Imad’s.

Karma is a B&^#H!