The photo is completely awesome and speaks for itself… in perfect Hebrew.
The dogs are Dolly, Cash, Elvis, and Lev.
Mazel tov, Neighbor Joshua, for raising such a nice Jewish family.
PHOTO: Neighbor Joshua
The photo is completely awesome and speaks for itself… in perfect Hebrew.
The dogs are Dolly, Cash, Elvis, and Lev.
Mazel tov, Neighbor Joshua, for raising such a nice Jewish family.
PHOTO: Neighbor Joshua

It happens: Sometimes get-togethers get a little loud. A little drinky. A little out of hand. In a good way… but still. Loud. We understand.
Yet what happens after you host a wildly successful (but rather loud) party determines what kind of neighbor you truly are. This little sidewalk installation on Prospect St. near Virginia demonstrates an excellent technique for properly making amends. The note says:
Dear neighbors,
Thank you for tolerating our loud holiday party last night. Please help yourself to an apologetic brownie.
Bravo, cool party neighbor! Extra style points for the note, which was looks like it was written on an actual typewriter.
PHOTO: @luna_c

In the grand Bernalwood tradition, we completely flaked this blog’s anniversary, yet again. It happened on November 28, exactly two years to the day after Bernalwood published our very first, very unpropitious post.
Now we are two years older, not much wiser, and still going strong: Bernalwood continues to exist, and Bernal Heights is more fabulous than ever. So let’s celebrate all that, belatedly.
Citizens of Bernalwood, ye are cordially invited to join us tomorrow evening for a festive cocktail!
WHAT: Bernalwood’s Second Anniversary Drink-Up
WHEN: Tuesday, December 11 from 7 to 10 pm
WHERE: The Lucky Horseshoe, 453 Cortland, Dominion of Bernalwood
Your Bernalwood editor will be there, along with an all-star cast of Bernal Heights journalists-in-residence. Stop by, raise a glass, and say “hello neighbor!” We look forward to seeing old friends, and doing the whole f2f thing with new ones.
Finally, I’ll quote myself to reprise a sentiment I expressed last year, because what I said then is even more true now:
I won’t bother describing all the reasons why Bernalwood was started, because that has very little to do with what inspires and animates it today. I will say that working on Bernalwood for has been a marvelous experience, in ways that I never would have imagined.
Bernalwood is an Internet thing, but it has become an incredibly powerful tool for converting digital bytes into atom-to-atom human relationships. I can’t describe how many terrific people I’ve met because of this blog, and how many new friends and neighbors I’ve gotten to know along the way. In fact, many of those relationships already feel so familiar that it’s hard to believe they’re
less than a yearonly two years old.
Hope to see you tomorrow eve at the Lucky Horseshoe, and major thanks to everyone in Bernal Heights for sharing your news tips, photos, comments, and commentary. You’re what keeps Bernalwood glamorous.


Neigbor Vic brings sad news from the Bernalwood/La Lengua Liminal Zone. Nervous Dog Coffee is closing:
I saw this today and it’s a major bummer for me.
I get all my beans at Nervous Dog Coffee on the corner of Mission and Kingston and always appreciated their deliberately unhip, unpretentious atmosphere. Ritualistic Blue Barrel Coffee is all well and good, but sometimes I don’t care who massaged my beans and would prefer not to cross a street to get my fix.
I’m sure a lot of Bernal-Lenguans appreciate the cafe. The owner was always awesomely nice and it was a good place to work. So maybe you could get the word out so folks can stop by and say goodbye.
Also, economic downturn on the 3400 block? Say it ain’t so. If Zante goes I’m rioting.
I’ll be right there too, with pitchforks and torches.
PHOTOS: Top, via Google Maps. Nervous Dog sign by Neighbor Vic.
Just putting this out there: I think we should organize a Bernal Heights Car Show. Most car shows showcase immaculate or tricked-out rides, but the Bernal Heights Car Show would be an opportunity to celebrate the many vintage clunkers and road-warrior refugees that live on the streets around our neighborhood.
It may actually happen, someday. Until then, however, Rich Good‘s photos of old cars spotted around Bernalwood may be the next best thing. Any one of these beautiful beasts would be a trophy contender at the Bernal Heights Car Show.
Here are a few more:
PHOTOS: Rich Good
Thrilling news for dirty dogs — and the humans who love them anyway: Neighbor Gina reports from the east end of Precita Park, where a new dog washing business called (… wait for it…) Precita Bark is preparing to open:
Across from Precita Park Cafe, the empty space will become a self-service dog washing station. I met the owners on Saturday morning as they were emptying a Zipvan into the store. He was excited. When the daycare closed up, the couple negotiated a lease and hope to do a soft open by last week of December.
PHOTO: via Google Maps
Occupy Bernal staged an anti-foreclosure protest at a Wells Fargo branch in Bayshore yesterday, and KGO-TV carries the story:
A group of protesters who said they are fighting to protect homeowners shut down a bank in San Francisco’s Bayview neighborhood this morning.
The roughly 25 protesters shut down the Wells Fargo branch at 3801 Third St. at about 11 a.m. as part of a day of action organized by the Alliance of Californians for Community Empowerment, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People and Occupy Bernal.
The group is demanding that the bank stop foreclosures, evictions and predatory lending. An Occupy Bernal founder who goes by Stardust said, “We don’t want banks to rob more and more people of their homes.”
As of 1 p.m., the branch remained closed and about a dozen police officers who had been monitoring the protest were leaving.
Police said the demonstration was peaceful.
PHOTO: Ross Rhodes, Occupy Bernal and SF ACCE member, outside Wells Fargo yesterday. Photo by CalOrganize.
Yesterday’s blog post about an 1888 photograph of the intersection of Mission and Army (Cesar Chavez Blvd.) generated a lot of great comments… including a very geeky digression about the apartment building at 3365 Chavez, right next door to the Principality of Chicken John.
You can see the building above; it’s set back from the street, with an unusual, angled facade. The oddness is even more obvious from above:
So…. Why??
Reader Jonathan seems to have solved the riddle. He writes:
Without doing more research, the diagonal building on Cesar Chavez you’re talking about (3365 Cesar Chavez) appears to have been moved onto the lot from across the street, presumably when Army Street was widened. If you take a look at the 1938 aerial, you’ll see an angled building on Capp across the street with two light wells in a nearly identical position, just reversed. Thus, when the building was moved, it was swung around 180 degrees so that the old south portion of the building (facing Army Street) became the new north portion. As large as that building is, they certainly moved larger.
To test this hypothesis, I merged a 1938 aerial photo with a 2012 Google Map image, and — by Jove! — the theory seems to check out!
Yes! Brilliant! So the mystery of the odd angle is solved. But why the deep setback from the street? Reader Jonathan again:
Why they placed it so deeply on the lot after moving it I can’t say, but a very logical guess is that they intended to build something else fronting on Cesar Chavez.
UPDATE: Reader Jonathan would like to revise this theory about the unusual setback at 3365 Cesar Chavez:
Now that I think more about it, they probably placed the building so deeply on the lot to allow for parking (rather than another building). Even in the 1940s parking was at a premium, and the building owner could have rented the spaces to tenants or others in the neighborhood.
Since the front of the building functions as a free-range parking lot to this very day, the latter theory certainly makes sense.
Todd Berman used to live in the Mission District, but he recently transferred his flag to Bernal Heights. To mark the occasion, he painted a picture of Bernal Hill as seen from 25th and Mission Street:
I’ve been in San Francisco for 14 years — 11 of which I spent in the Mission District, mostly at the foot of Bernal, just across Cesar Chavez — with Bernal Hill always looming above. Bernal has been my muse for many paintings and drawings, often floating above the fray.
Now, I look forward to painting the view from Bernal and also capturing my new neighborhood’s awesome community vibe. I will certainly need to make a ‘City of Awesome’ painting about Bernal. In my current series of paintings, I ask people, “What do you do to help make San Francisco be so awesome?” Then I ask them to draw a picture of themselves in action (no skill needed, stick figures okay). I then cut the self-portraits out and collage them into paintings of the city. (Perhaps a local business would want to sponsor a City of Awesome Bernal painting featuring their location?)
My day job is as a substitute teacher in the SFUSD schools. My special-lady-partner-person, Lauren, is an independent consultant, crafting marketing and communications strategy for nonprofit organizations, a photographer, and a writer. She has chronicled many of our adventures abroad here.
Our new place is in the St. Mary’s vicinity – the piercing on the tip of La Lengua. Olivia’s does make a superior breakfast.
Welcome to Bernalwood, New Neighbors Todd and Lauren, and we look forward to your future contributions to Bernal’s artistic endowment.
IMAGE: Todd Berman
Let’s do some time travel, courtesy of the Bernal History Project (from whence this fantastic image came our way).
The year is 1888, and the place is the intersection of Mission Street and Army (now Cesar Chavez Blvd.), as seen from Bernal Hill.
The resolution of this photo is extremely good, so let’s zoom in to take a closer look. We’ll start right at the intersection of Mission and Army. No Palace Steak House yet, and Precita Creek is still an exposed, swampy mess:

A little farther south on Mission, we see some points of interest in the future La Lengua Autonomous Zone. There’s an awesome shed on Valencia painted with ads for Hood’s Sasparilla and The San Francisco Morning Call newspaper. We also see the site of the future El Rio, as well as the building that would later become Mission Chevrolet before becoming today’s O’Reilly Auto Parts. The Bancroft Library stands on the future expansion site of St. Luke’s Hospital. And what’s up with that lighthouse-like tower on Coso (which is also visible here)?

A little to the northwest, we see the intersection of Valencia and Army. Here too, Precita Creek is a muddy ravine, but that big brick building that’s now the Salvation Army on Valencia and 26th is clearly present. At the time, it was a shoe factory.

Lastly, we head east along Army, to the intersection of Army and Howard (later renamed South Van Ness). Apparently, Howard didn’t yet continue through to Army. Also, note that big, bendy building on Army, purpose unknown. UPDATE: Mapmeister Eric Fischer identifies the big, bendy building as the home of the North Star Brewery! Image Annotation added below.

Thanks for journeying back through time with us. Feel free to geek-out with the high-res version of the full 1888 image on your own; please report back if you find anything interesting.
PHOTO: Courtesy of the Bernal History Project
In Bernal Heights, the legend is handed down from generation to generation: Once upon a time, a proud race of druids lived in the Dominion of Bernalwood. Each year during late autumn, our ancient Bernal ancestors would gather on the street we now call Cortland to celebrate the arrival of the rains and the season of lights.
Fast-forward several thousand years, and the Bernal Business Association has revived this hallowed ritual, in the form of the glamorous Cortland Holiday Stroll. The 2012 Edition happens this Thursday, December 6, from 6 to 9 pm:
Guess what – we’re back!
And this year the stroll will kick off our theme for 2012:THIS HOLIDAY SHOP LOCAL
So even after the stroll has finished you’ll be seeing our fabulous poster all around the neighborhood highlighting all our wonderful merchants in Bernal who can help with ALL of your holiday season shopping!
- Lots of live music
- Refreshments, treats, samples and wine tasting
- Special offers and competitions
- Holiday costume contest for your dog!
- And of course, more than 30 of our local businesses will be open late from 6pm through 9pm so you can take a leisurely stroll through the neighborhood without all the crazy downtown crowds and get your Holiday Shopping done a little early.
So wrap up warm and come and support your local merchants while having some seasonal fun at the 3rd Annual Bernal Heights Holiday Stroll!
UPDATE: Neigbbor Michael brings word of parallel festivities happening in the Bernalwood/La Lengua Liminal Zone:
Western border merchants are joining in the Bernal Heights Holiday Stroll on “Twelve-Six-Twelve.” From 6pm to Midnight, Juri McCorkle & Jason Marcucci welcome you to Dell’Uva at 3235 Mission Street, betw. 29th & Fair. “The Keys” jazz combo plays at 7:30pm. Delicious tapas, select wines, family-friendly ambiance. Jen pours complimentary Trinitas Cellas wine from 6:30pm – 7:30pm. Stop in at Stephanie’s 31 RAX clothing emporium at Mission & 29th on your way down the Hill.
PHOTOS: Holiday Stroll 2012, by Telstar Logistics
Miss Darcy from Heartfelt on Cortland invites all the Citizens of Bernalwood to buy tickets in a star-studded raffle to benefit the Bernal Heights Library Art Project:
We are selling tickets for the raffle that will be drawn on Thursday, during the Cortland Holiday Stroll. It is a fundraiser for the playground side of the library art work.
The prizes are so grand there is really no first prize. Here they are:
- A signed by David Byrne Talking Heads Tee shirt from the 80’s (I vouch it is authentic)
- A $200 gift certificate from Heartfelt
- A painting by Reuben RudeA photo by Kingmond Young
- A weekend for two in Guerneyville (a lovely home in the woods)
- Dinner for two at Hillside Supper Club
Tickets are $5 each, or 5 for $20.
Please Note: This is a raffle to benefit the mural on the back side of the library, facing the playground. Not the mural slated to appear on the front. Or the one on the side. No, this a benefit for the one in the back. And the design for back of the library is not yet even proposed. So it happens to be a very good opportunity for some artastic awesomeness. I encourage all Bernalese to help encourage that. See the poster below for more details.
PS: Miss Darcy still hasn’t found her cat. Keep an eye out, please.
UPDATE: Darcy’s cat came back home at last, reeking of beer and cheap perfume:
Leo came home. A happy for us!
PHOTO: Glamorous David Byrne shirt in the window of Heartfelt. Photo by Telstar Logistics
Claudie Young of Ellsworth Street died last Friday. He was 97, a World War II veteran, and a major presence on his street. Neighbor (in abstentia) Peter writes:
I just wanted to pass on news about another sad passing in Bernal: Claudie Young (the “mayor” of Ellsworth) was found dead in his home today. He was an epic person and a fixture in the neighborhood chatting up everyone who walked by and waving at every car. Our son grew up watching and waving and trading mime routines with Mr. Young from our big window across the street.
Here’s a recent pic from our house. We are so sad and will miss him dearly…
If you have recollections or memories of Neighbor Claudie to share, please avail yourself of the comments.
PHOTO: Neighbor Peter