Saturday: Music and Prose at Charlie’s Cafe

The always-neighborly Charlie from Charlie’s Cafe on the Folsom end of Precita Park has introduced a live-performance series called “Saturdays at Charlie’s”, and the next event is happening tomorrow from 2-4 pm:

Join us on Saturday May 19th from 2~4pm for our monthly, Saturday afternoon of Music and Prose at Charlie’s Cafe at 3202 Folsom Street in Precita Park, San Francisco.

“Saturdays at Charlie’s” is hosted by novelist Peter Orner and Songwriter Paul Griffiths.

This month we are joined by writer Chanan Tigay and songwriter Anthony Bello.

Chanan Tigay is presently a Fellow at the University of California at Berkeley School of Journalism, where he is completing a documentary film for “Frontline” on US-Israeli Relations and Iran’s pursuit of nuclear capability.

Anthony Bello is the winner of the West Coast Songwriters International Song Contest 2011 in the Americana category. His EP “Stella” was released April 19, 2011 and is available to buy on CD Baby, iTunes, Amazon or in person at Charlie’s.

Granta Magazine calls Bernal Heights writer Peter Orner, “One of the most distinctive voices of his generation.” Orner’s new book, “Love and Shame and Love” is a New York Times Editor’s Choice book.

Paul Griffiths is a San Francisco based Singer/Songwriter.
In January 2012, he was the Songwriter in Residence at Bazaar Café in San Francisco.

Collage Shows Creepy-Crawly Creatures Found on Bernal Hill

Neighbor Mike shared this tastefully executed collage of creepy-crawly creatures he photographed on Bernal Hill.

In it, we see several members of Bernalwood’s recurring cast of natural horrors, including the California slender salamander Western fence lizard, the Jerusalem Cricket, the gopher snake, and the slimy snail.

Apart from it’s innate taxonomical interest, this collection of local fauna provides an important reminder that Nature, while generally wholesome and wonderful, can also be rather icky and disgusting.

PHOTO: Neighbor Mike

Average Rents In Bernal Heights Climb 65% In One Year

Bernal Heights is famous and glamorous, and that’s generally a good thing; With our so-hot-right-now reputation comes new amenities, new accolades, and VIP invitations to all the right parties. But there are also downsides to our celebrity status, and increased housing costs are one of them. Specifically, the rents are too damn high — and they’re getting higher.

Our real estate-obsessed friends at CurbedSF bring the jaw-dropping news that the average price of rental housing in Bernal Heights increased by 65 percent during the last year:

Now, there’s room to quibble with this analysis, which was conducted by LiveLovely, an apartment-hunting website. As one sharp commenter on CurbedSF points out: “The people who did this survey need a basic course in statistics. You cannot compare without taking into account the size, the area (of the unit), etc. A new construction with a dozen apartments on the high end can quickly skew the stats.”

Quite true. On the other hand, Bernal’s housing stock has remained largely unchanged, and as a basic benchmark, the +65% figure probably feels anecdotally right to anyone who has looked for rental housing in Bernalwood recently. Ouch, indeed.

IMAGES: via CurbedSF

Fifty Years Ago: “Ugly Hill to Be Beautified” with Construction of New Microwave Relay Tower

I printed this article off the microfilm at the San Francisco Main Library, but unfortunately, the accompanying photo came out badly. It’s obviously a view looking east, and there looks to be a structure on top of the hill, despite the future-tense description of the microwave array (“sometime late in 1963 if all goes well”). The structure looks a bit like a trailer, or prefabricated shack, with a dish-like antenna facing east.

A few highlights from the article, before the full text (which is presented below):

  • Pacific Telephone paid $90,000 for the land (a little more than one acre) at the top of the hill.
  • They promised no fences. I’ve read elsewhere that this plan changed due to persistent graffiti. Fortunately, the fence completely stopped the graffiti problem. Not.
  • It’s a bit anachronistic to call new the tower Sutrito: for the first ten years of its existence there was no Sutro Tower. (I’m not going to let that stop me.)

Here’s the complete article:

UNIQUE PLAN FOR BERNAL HEIGHTS
Ugly Hill to Be Beautified

Thursday, May 31, 1962

By GEORGE DUSHECK
News-Call Bulletin Staff Writer

[Photo caption: Bernal Hill today: the new approach will concentrate on beauty as well as function]

An odd surgical team — the city and the Pacific Telephone Co. — shortly will undertake to repair the scarred face of Bernal Heights.

Both hope the result will justify a new approach to industrial development in San Francisco, with new emphasis on beauty as well as function. The plan has been worked out jointly by telephone company engineers and administrators, and city planners.

PACIFIC TELEPHONE bought a little more than one acre (for $90,000) on the 20-acre brow of Bernal Heights, standing 430 feet high in the outer Mission District. It will put a 400-circuit microwave relay station, a link in a nationwide chain which complements telephone lines and underground cables, on this site. It is a $2 million project.

The building which houses the electronic equipment will be thoroughly screened with silver wattle trees, small gum trees and oaks. Wild lilac and creeping manzanita will be planted farther down the slope.

Only the microwave antenna will rise above the trees. A proposal by planner Ruth Joffe to make the antenna itself a kind of free-form sculpture or monument was reluctantly abandoned as not feasible.

The landscaping will go beyond the company’s own site. In addition, the company will use the earth and rock it excavates from the hilltop to smooth over an ugly scar on the south face of the hill; a scar caused by 30 years of quarrying by the city.

When the job is done — sometime in late 1963 if all goes well — the city Planning Dept. and Pacific Telephone hope Bernal Heights will be a handsome park, instead of a scarred, grassy knob.

The knob takes it name from Juan Francisco Bernal, a soldier who accompanied Juan Bautista de Anza to the Bay Area in 1776. Bernal was given more then 4400 acres surrounding his knob — or about seven square miles of what is now the Mission District, Bayview District, and Diamond Heights. Potrero Heights was the pasture for his cattle.

ONLY THE top of the hill remains in public hands.

From it one gets an exhilarating view of San Francisco’s downtown, to the north; the Bay and its shoreline industry to the east; San Bruno Mountain and the intervening hills, to the south; Twin Peaks and Mount Davidson to the west.

The hill face which has not been quarried is covered with wild grasses; one bright windy day recently a visitor saw wild hollyhock, wild radish, and California poppies blooming there.

Henry Morris, the telephone company’s district manager (and a grandson of former Mayor Angelo Rossi), is enthusiastic about the project.

“The city planners have been patient and helpful,” he says. “Ruth Joffe worked many hours with our people, helping them to make the access road conform to the hill’s contours, to curve the roof of the structure to conform to the hill, to use some native trees and shrubs for landscaping.

“We think the result will enhance the city. The microwave station is badly needed to supplement the cable crossings. When the station is in operation San Francisco will have a modern communications link with the east, north, and south.”

San Francisco’s chief planner, James McCarthy, agrees.

“Bernal Heights has been an eyesore for a generation,” he said. “The landscaping project around the microwave station is a step in the right direction.”

THE AREA will be open to the public — no fences. The high voltage power lines which serve the station will be underground. Eventually the Planning Dept. would like to have the Recreation and Park Dept. take over the hilltop from the Works Dept. Chief Administrative Office Sherman Duckel says:

“There won’t be any more quarrying on the hill. It was started by the WPA during the 30’s, and continued by the city on a small scale until half a dozen years ago. I’m now convinced the area should be a park.”

Through co-operation between a corporation and the city, it may become one.

Mission accomplished!

hill top dream

PHOTO: Patrick Boury

Misplaced Mulch Gets Citation for Illegal Dumping

On Sunday afternoon, while on a routine journalism patrol atop Bernal Hill, I noticed a large pile of vegetation that had been unceremoniously dumped in the middle of the sidewalk on the south side of Bernal Heights Boulevard. Grrrrrrrrrrr.

Happily, there was a Ranger from the City Rec and Park Department on the scene, filling out a report in her Rangermobile. Even better, she was friendly. And she had good news:

Sometime around mid-afternoon on Sunday, a truck drove down Bernal Heights Boulevard, stopped alongside the road, raised up the bed, dumped a load of chopped-up plants, and drove off. A few astute neighbors watched the situation unfold, and they smartly jotted down the particulars about the truck.

The result? According to the Ranger, the perpetrators were tracked down and promptly fined. Apparently, however, the incident wasn’t quite another example of brazen Bernal hill trash dumpery; the material left on the scene was clean mulch, and it had been intended for use on another site elsewhere on the hilltop. Nevertheless, it was undeniably unsmart of the haulers to deposit the load in the middle of the sidewalk, and it’s a testament to the neighborhood’s increased vigilance that the perps were identified and cited so quickly.

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Last Vestiges of Infamous Nasser Market Disappear

Neighbor Lessley brings us this update on the evolution of the former Nasser Market space on the corner of Crescent and Anderson:

Nasser Market, the infamous Crescent Ave. liquor store that inspired a 2008 murder and served as a drug dealing front, is now gone for good. Vacant for the past several years, the owners finally decided to turn it into an apartment building. As you can see from the picture, the sign came down last Saturday, erasing what had been a shameful blot on South Bernal’s reputation.

For those not familiar with the sordid tale, here are the lowlights: Four years ago owner Tong Van Le was held up at gun point at the seedy market, then tracked down and shot on the doorstep of his house in Novato by six accomplices who didn’t want him to testify in court about the hold up. Next, the market was taken over by drug dealers, who used Nasser as a front for their marijuana operation.

There had been hopes among some neighbors that Nasser might be turned into a small produce market for overflow from the Alemany Farmer’s Market, but these rumored inquiries apparently went nowhere. Instead, a ground level apartment has been carved out if the former storefront, with a familiar Lowes-style vinyl window in front. It’s not particularly pretty, but for the moment it’s a big improvement.

PHOTO: Neighbor Lessley

Fleeting Moment of Perfection Yields Best Part of Entire Day

When I got home from work last night, Bernalwood’s Cub Reporter announced that she wanted to go for a bike ride.

So we made a quick trip down the block. Then, as we were returning home, the sun dropped low above Twin Peaks, the trees began to shimmer with color, and the Cub Reporter glowed in golden sunlight as she cast a long shadow on the sidewalk.

A neighborhood really doesn’t get much more perfect than this.

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

Community Meeting to Halt Illegal Dumping, Tuesday Evening

Illegal Dumping on Bernal Hill

In response to the recent, wretched spate of illegal dumping incidents on Bernal Hill the San Francisco Department of Public Works has joined forces with the Police to hold a community meeting TOMORROW, May 15, at 7 pm at the SFPD’s Ingleside Station.

From the DPW’s announcement:

After three incidents in the last week and a total of five incidents since the beginning of the year of large piles of construction debris and green waste weighing several tons dumped at the base of Bernal Heights Park on Folsom Street, the Department of Public Works (DPW), the San Francisco Recreation and Park Department (RPD) and the San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) are asking the public to be extra watchful for suspicious trucks and activities in the area, and also has called for a community meeting that invites neighbors and city departments to meet and discuss the recent rash of illegal dumping in the area.

The public is invited to attend a Community Meeting on May 15th, at 7:00 p.m. at the San Francisco Police Department’s Ingleside Station, 1 Sgt. John V. Young Lane, to discuss and learn more about cleanup efforts and strategies to deter future incidents.

Bonus Fun Facts:

  • The material dumped on Bernal Hill during the weekend of May 5th weighed 6.3 tons.
  • The SFPD  says it has stepped up patrols on Bernal Hill to combat the dumping.
  • Looking ahead, the SFPD’s Capt. Mahoney from Ingleside says: “Residents should report suspicious persons and vehicles by calling the non-emergency dispatch line: (415) 553-0123″

PHOTO: Dumping incident on May 7, by Telstar Logistics

Bernal Cutlery Organizes Glamorous Art Show for Kids


Here in Bernal Heights, we have many amenities: Spectacular views, glamorous lifestyles, and our very own Japanese-style knife sharpening and cutlery shoppe. Bernal Cutlery, located inside the fabulous marketplace at 331 Cortland, is a true neighborhood gem — and mediafolk outside our immodest little village have started to take note of its awesomeness. (Don’t miss KALW’s recent write up.)

But in true Bernalwood style, the folks at Bernal Cutlery haven’t let all the celebrity go to their heads. Indeed, they’re keeping it real by organizing a cute little contest that will let a few local mini-artists enjoy their own moment in the spotlight:

The 331 Cortland indoor marketplace is hosting a kids art show, and winning artists will get a small prize and have their work hung in the main display window on Cortland Ave. Work not shown in the window will be hung in the ‘hall of honorable mentions’ inside the shop.

We are asking that the kids submit work with the theme:

“Food on The Hill/Food in My Home”

Requirements are:

— Child must be no older then 12

— Work can be of any medium, however be a reasonable size for the window (No bigger then two feet or so.) Children interested in any non-traditional medium should contact Kelly at Bernal Cutlery.

— The deadline is Tuesday, May 22. Submissions should be brought to Bernal Cutlery at 331 Cortland Ave.

Pass this around and get to work!!!!! We can’t wait to see everyone’s lovely art!

Shown above is one early entry in the contest, which Bernalwood has taken the liberty of entitling “Supper with Sutrito Tower.”

PHOTOS: Courtesy of Bernal Cutlery

Carnaval Dancers Shake Their Stuff in Precita Park

Precita Park is never a bad place to spend a glorious weekend afternoon. But it got even better yesterday with the arrival of Fogo na Roupa, a Bay Area-based Brazilian Carnaval dance and percussion troupe whose members young and old were producing some mighty fine hip-shaking rhythms.

Here they are (well, about a quarter of the full group, according to one dancer), preparing for San Francisco’s big Carnaval parade, which takes place in the Mission on May 27.

Giant Gold Nugget Discovered on Bernal Heights Boulevard

The anonymous creative genius who adopted the big rock on Bernal Heights Boulevard that overlooks downtown is always full of surprises. The latest is a sparkling paint job that makes the rock look like a giant gold nugget. Rather awesome.

PS: Does that big rock have a name? If not, it needs one. The Bernalwood Nomenclature Committee will consider any and all suggestions.

PHOTOS: Rick Carlstrom

Rainbowbama Smiles Upon Bernalwood

Rainbowbama

Here’s how one Bernal Heights household celebrated President Obama’s endorsement of gay marriage this week. Wooohooo! Finally!

Meanwhile, Bernalwood’s political analysts calculate that if Obama were to also a) endorse the decriminalization of marijuana, and b) criminalize carrying dogs in car-top carriers, he might have a halfway-decent shot of winning election as our next District 9 Supervisor someday. Maaaybe.

PHOTO: Joe Thomas

How Tall is Bernal Hill, Really?

Miniature Bernal Hill

At the top of every online page here at Bernalwood, there’s a tagline that says “Broadcasting from glamorous Bernal Heights, San Francisco (Elev. 433 ft.).” I certainly can’t argue with the “glamorous” part, and I didn’t have any reason to doubt the elevation… until I came across this:

bernal480what

This detail comes from an architect’s report on the defunct, NIMBY-killed plan to install new wireless antennas on Sutrito Tower a couple of years ago. The contour lines in the schematic are remarkably close: one foot resolution! But what really surprised me was a detail: The highest contour line at the edge of the fence appears to be 482 feet — almost 50 feet higher than I expected.

Naturally, I put the question to Twitter, where Todd noted that Wikipedia also listed Bernal as 475+ feet. Wikipedia’s footnotes cite this TopoQuest map:

TopoQuest Map Viewer - N37.74299° W122.41580°-1

Sure enough, count the contour lines at 25-foot intervals, and you’ll see a small 475-foot ring at the summit. Rebel La Lenguan propagandist Burrito Justice found some much older topographic maps that look very similar. This 1869 U.S. Coastal Survey map measures the peak at 480 feet.

1869 Coast Surey Bernal 480

The 1911 “Chevalier” map shows a 475 foot contour:

Chevalier 1911 Bernal 475ish

I obtained this topographic map with five-foot contours, which dates from around 196o. Sutrito Tower Bonus! It also shows the original proposal for our hilltop microwave antennas:

Sutrito Plans

It’s hard to read, but the highest contour line in the 1960 map appears to be 455 feet. (That detail is shown under the footprint of the proposed building, so it’s reasonable to think it was leveled off and graded.)

There turn out to be many other figures given for the height of the Bernal Hill. The highest and lowest can both be attributed to the San Francisco Chronicle: 325 feet from the Chronicle’s book The Hills of San Francisco, 1959 (copied in the San Francisco Almanac, 1980) and  500 feet from a 2004 article. I made a graph of all the dates of the various figures I found:

This wasn’t converging on a solution, so I tried taking my iPhone and using a GPS app to find the altitude. The figure bounced around a bit, but generally stayed in the range of 430 to 450 just outside the Sutrito Tower fence, with an app-estimated accuracy of +/- 16 feet. This is consistent with a USGS report entered January 19, 1981: 443 feet, and American Tower’s 2005 survey height of 446 feet.

If I have to pick a figure, I’ll go with the 1981 USGS survey and say 443 feet.

It’s easy to see how someone could have miscopied 443 as 433, and I see that figure serially copied into a number of lists. Prior to December, 2009, Wikipedia used 433, referenced to mountainzone.com; that was changed to “475+ feet,” referenced to TopoQuest.  Bernalwood’s tagline was created in November, 2009, and the reference came from the pre-December, 2009 Wikipedia page. (EDITOR’S NOTE: Bernalwood’s tagline will soon be revised to say 443 feet)

So where did all the erroneous figures come from? The ones that assert Bernal Hill is even taller?

Erosion wears all hills down eventually, and Bernal Hill has had some assistance from road builders and even gold miners. The phone company’s 1960 plans showed a bit of terrain still over 450, but that may have been flattened out to grade the site for building.

And what about the 2010 survey that shows ground at 480 feet? I wrote to the architect for clarification, but haven’t gotten a reply. My hunch is that the surveyor only measured local contours, came back to the office, found an old topographic map that showed a 475-foot contour at the top, and assigned the new, detailed topography to the old, pre-1960 height.

Whatever. Let’s set the record straight: We believe Bernal Hill today rises to an elevation of 443 feet.

PHOTO: Swedotorp