Tonight! Tasty Treats for a Good Cause at the Alemany Night Market

Neighbor Arno reminds us that the Alemany Night Market, a benefit for the deliciously fantastic La Cocina incubator for food entrepreneurs, happens TONIGHT on the site of the Alemany Farmer’s Market:

More coolness coming to Bernal for Friday Dinner:
Night Market, August 17, 6p-9p at Alemany Farmer’s Market.

  • This event is part of the legendary San Francisco Street Food Festival this weekend.
  • There will be 27 vendors, each making one great thing, from all over the world. This event is a benefit for La Cocina, a non-profit incubator kitchen.
  • Entrance is a $25 donation, with tickets available here. All food and drink is priced under $10 from there. Come hungry and get ready to eat to your cart’s content.
  • Members and friends of Bernal Bucks get 25% off their tickets, if you use the registration code “bernalbucks”! (40 available)

Full details about the event right here. Also, Yum!

Peter Orner Ponders the Gentrification of Precita Park in the New York Times

Neighbor Peter Orner is a “bold-faced name” in the literary world and an esteemed Citizen of Bernalwood. From his home in North Bernal, he has been an eyewitness to the increasing glamification of Precita Park — a process that has included a recent home sale that displaced two renters (he calls them Josie and Steve) who have been mainstays of the neighborhood.

Neighbor Peter considers all this in a thoughtful piece published in the Opinionator section of yesterday’s New York Times:

Our neighborhood, at the base of Bernal Hill, has been changing for years, becoming more and more upscale. Lately, the realtors have begun calling it “Desirable Precita Park.” We now have all the necessary amenities: a comically overpriced organic convenience store and wine emporium, a new coffee shop with toddler play area, and yes, our very own pop-up restaurant. The playground at the east end of the park, which doesn’t need to be renovated, is being renovated. Celestially fit women march down our sidewalks with yoga mats slung over their shoulders like muskets.

Precita Park

It wasn’t always like this. Precita Park used to be a lot funkier, in a militant hippie sort of way. In 1975, Patty Hearst’s kidnappers were caught a few doors down from my apartment. A longtime resident once told me that the F.B.I. agents staking out the place wore long hair and beads and sat in their car smoking dope, and still everybody on the block knew they were cops.

Precita Park is getting nicer. But Joise and Steve are gone. Peter wonders if the tradeoff is worth it:

In Precita Park, the loss of this one family may not be calculable in dollars. But I fear that the more affluent this area becomes, neighbors — people who look out for each other — will become fewer and farther between. Lately in San Francisco, we seem to be comfortable tackling every progressive cause except for the question of where middle-class people like Josie and Steve, and so many others, are supposed to live.

These are difficult questions, and Peter’s essay generated some thoughtful commentary in the NYTimes.com discussion thread.

For example, Neighbor Robert posted this:

I also live in Bernal Heights. I am an owner. I find that the people who are most involved on my street are the owners, and the people who are least involved are the renters. I realize that there are renters who care about their neighborhood, but I do take issue with Mr. Orner’s characterization of owners. New owners in my neighborhood, including me, formed a neighborhood association and worked with the city on street beautification and traffic calming. We care about our neighborhood.

Neighbor TeeVee writes:

I know how the author feels. It’s not easy to see good neighbors and friends leave the neighborhood. And San Francisco, for all its charms, is a place where you’re constantly reminded of how much money you do NOT have.

But as a resident of Bernal, I really think he needs to get out more and meet more people who own houses in the area. Many of them, like me, aren’t rich. In fact they pretty much sacrificed all disposable income to buy in the neighborhood. I take on as much freelance work as I can scare up in addition to my regular job to pay my mortgage. As a result, I don’t have a lot of time to hang out in Precita Park reading E.M. Forster and stereotyping people. For a writer, he makes a lot of unfair assumptions about owners, lumping them all together when there is vast income disparity in Bernal among homeowners. […]

Having grown up in a dying automotive town in Michigan, I guess I take a different view of Bernal. Having seen what happens when the housing market collapses completely, I know there are much worse things than a few yuppies moving into a neighborhood.

And this from KJ, who now lives in Portland:

I grew up in Bernal Heights. Born at St. Luke’s Hospital — blocks from Precita Park. I swam at Garfield Pool on Army (now Caesar Chavez) for 10cents in the ’60s. My generation was gentrified out of SF in the 1980s…so I find it hard to feel sorry for the displacement of today’s generation of gentrifiers. Very few of my generation can afford to live in our native city.

Finally, Neighbor Catherine adds:

I love the dream that a place could be your home because you feel deeply connected to it, whether you own it or not. We experimented with exactly this – living in a house in Bernal Heights that we did not own, but were meant to own. But it didn’t end up being ours in the end, because it’s not ours. We knew deep down that no serendipitious moment would change this in reality, but it seemed wise to give it a shot and trust the fates; we enjoyed our time there immensely. In the big picture, there are many factors that go into what makes you happy in the place you reside, and there is also a very random nature to the place you land in a competitive market like San Francisco.

Whether an owner or a renter, folks who moved in or bought in to a neighborhood in 1971, or 1989, or 2009, or yesterday all have the same right to contribute to their neighborhood and be embraced by their community. I see people feeling great ownership and entitlement over neighborhoods because of their longevity, but that isn’t more legitimate than your new neighbor next door, and isn’t categorically what’s right or best.

The message in my mind is to focus on what it means to be a neighbor and part of a community, however you landed there, and for however long you stay. Our city will continue to change – that’s the nature of urban life, and that dynamism is part of what we love about it. You can’t have one without the other.

This is an extremely complicated issue that defies simple solutions, and when you scratch the surface even the most absurd Bernal real estate stories often become more nuanced than they might seem at first glance.

So by all means please do read Peter’s NYT piece, and let’s carry on the discussion about the impact of change on Bernal Heights right here.

PHOTOS: Top, by the Adithya Sambamurthy/The Bay Citizen. Precita Park by Telstar Logistics.

Swarm of Hungry Goats Invades College Hill Reservoir

Citizens of Bernalwood, reports are streaming in to our newsroom this morning about a massive Goat Invasion on Bernal Hill. These sightings have been confirmed by Bernalwood’s team of livestock analysts.

At the present time the flock of goats is clustered around the the College Hill Reservoir near Holly Park. Our sources tell us the goats are part of San Francisco’s 415th Hircine Landscaping Battalion, and that they have been deployed to trim the grass in the reservoir area.

Neighbor Walker writes:

My girlfriend and I just moved to the neighborhood, and we’re thrilled to be here.  Our backyard borders Holly Reservoir, which we thought was uninhabited. Apparently not! After a bit of research, it seems this guy is a member of SF Water’s brush clearance project [which recently devoured the tall grasses of the Portola District].

Here’s more on-the-scene reportage from the scene of the goat invasion:

PHOTOS, from top, Neighbor Walker. Below, Neighbor Sarah, and Neighbor Matt

Bernal Architect Creates Whimsical Steampunk Bathroom

Residential architect Andre Rothblatt lives in Bernal Heights, and he recently finished a very wild project: a Steampunk Bathroom. In an email to us, Andre explains:

The bathroom was part of a whole house remodel of a Craftsmen-style home is located in Ashbury Heights. The clients are 30-something techies; He’s a computer engineer and she reviews patent application. They introduced me to the Steampunk genre. I’ve always enjoyed industrial design influences in architecture, and I was enthusiastic to design the bathroom in that style. We were lucky to find a great contractor (Frederic Grasset, also Bernal Heights resident!) who teamed with us to realize this imaginative design.

PHOTO: via Andre Rothblatt

Locavore Photographer Displays Bernal Photos at Locavore

Photographer Kim Steele spent 19 years in New York, shooting editorial assignments for glamorous magazines like Life, Fortune, Forbes, New York Times, Smithsonian, Paris Match, and Stern. He also saw his fine art photos added to the collections of glamorous museums such as the Museum of Modern Art in New York, the San Francisco Museum of Art, and the Minneapolis Institute of Art.

Then, about 10+ years ago, he moved to Bernal Heights, where he says he “fell in love with the mix of people and architecture.” Neighbor Kim’s Bernalphilia comes through loud and clear in his newest collection of images, which is currently on display inside Locavore, the tasty restaurant on Mission at Valencia.

Stop in to take a peek, but in the meantime, enjoy the sampler of Kim’s work included here.

ALL PHOTOS: Kim Steele

House on Eugenia Sells for Waaaaaaaay Over Asking Price

Our real estate-junkie friends at CurbedSF tell the tale of a Bernal Heights home that just snagged a big price premium:

First listed in mid-July for $549,000, 120 Eugenia in Bernal Heights sold today for $671,132, or$122,132 over asking. It would appear this Bernal Heights property had a bit of a bidding war, and we’re curious if it’ll spark the trend that’s happening in other hot neighborhoods like Eureka Valley and Noe Valley. The 2-bed, 1-bath, 1,000 square foot single-family home was owned by the same person for over 40 years and needs a little TLC to “make it amazing.”

Wow. That’s a big bump in price for a modest fixer-upper. Any armchair real estate pundits out there care to theorize about why the house sold for so much?

UPDATE: Promoted from the comments, here are two insightful perspectives on this sale from two typically brilliant Bernalwood readers.

SFhillrunner says:

We’ve been looking to buy a place since January, so I sorta qualify as a [real estate] pundit at this point. Looked at over 80 houses so far, offers on 5. Here’s what’s going on, as far as I can see:

Sellers and listing agents intentionally set their asking price way under what they expect to get. If there were only one offer of $549K on this house, the seller would probably have rejected it. Houses that have fantasy list prices generally just sit on the market.

Housing inventory is 45% lower YOY and 30% of sales are to investors. That means there really is hardly anything left for end-users who just need a place to live.

One third of people in SF with mortgages are underwater. SF is different and special and yes they’re not building anymore land but we’re not that different. What’s currently going on here with RE is actually happening around the country.

That and a completely rigged market (shadow inventory of REOs that banks won’t sell and very low interest rates) are creating an artificial market.

Great if you are an investor and already a homeowner, sucks for the rest of us who just need a place to live. Try buying a house right now if you have to get a mortgage. Who are all these folks with $700K in cash???

Sucks to be the 99% in Bernal right now. Or SF for that matter.

Housing is a basic need. It is shelter. We moan and groan when the price of food or health care or gas goes up, but everyone cheers when the price of housing rises. It’s wrong.

Neighbor Andrew adds:

I work in the real estate business and live a couple blocks from this house on Eugenia. I walked through and chatted with the agent, who actually was surprised by the amount of interest. The house has some wonky features, including a not-really-legal addition in the back and a partially (mostly) brick foundation.

But that said it actually has a very cool loft-like feel as it is, and a cozy and private back yard. Add in expansion potential (garage, second floor, remodel, etc) and a great location and it is not really that surprising the house sold close to $700k.

The comment above is dead right in terms of market dynamics though, very hard time to be buying right now. In terms of who are these all cash buyers, lots of foreign nationals armed with cash, investors and just good old fashioned wealthy folks.

I hear the frustration for high home prices. All I would say is that despite market manipulations there is a lot of supply/demand fundamentals playing right now as well.

San Francisco’s Penguin Whisperer Migrates to Bernal Heights

Citizens of Bernalwood, please join us in welcoming new neighbor Anthony Brown to Bernal Heights. (Note: Anthony is the creature on the left in the photo above.)

By day, Neighbor Anthony has one of the coolest jobs imaginable: He’s the lead penguin keeper at the San Francisco Zoo. Yet after each excruciatingly cute day spent wrangling penguins at the Zoo, Anthony returns home to excruciatingly cute Bernal Heights, where he lives among us here in our native habitat.

Bernalwood is proud to bring you this exclusive celebrity interview with our very own Penguin Whisperer:

Bernalwood: A penguin told me that you actually grew up in Bernal Heights. Penguins have been known to exaggerate, however, so I want to check my facts. Is that true?

Neighbor Anthony: Yes!  My family moved to Bernal Heights from the Tenderloin in 1986, when I was 4-years-old. We lived on the south side of the hill, on Ellsworth street.

What was Bernal like when you were growing up?

Just as is the case now, Cortland was the main artery, with the weekend rush for the flea market and farmers markets. Going to Paul Revere Elementary School, I spent a lot of my time romping around the hill, Precita Park, Saint Mary’s Playground, and Holly Park.

What brought you back to Bernal? Are you exhibiting some sort of penguin-like migratory behavior?

Honestly, over the years I’ve followed the Bernalwood blog to stay up to speed with the neighborhood, which really was a big part in deciding my return.

I’ve spent the majority of my adult life on the left side of the city, living in the Presidio a couple of times, Lakeshore, and the Outer Richmond. A sudden “change of plans” struck my life a couple of months ago, which caused the need to move. Thanks to the wonders of craigslist (it’s a pretty cool website, you should check it out) I found a sweet pad on Montcalm, with the most perfect roommates –Hi Lisa & Michele!

What’s it like to return to Bernal? Then vs. now?

I love being back here; the proximity to the rest of the city is great. But at the same time, there’s enough distance for Bernal to really be its own little village.

Other than the businesses on Cortland, not much has changed. It’s nice to have the same feeling and atmosphere that I remember growing up. Bernal Heights has gotten better. It has resiliency and has retained a similar feel, but there’s also been a perfect amount of progress.

So what exactly do you do at the zoo?

I’m the primary Animal Keeper for the San Francisco Zoo’s magellanic penguin colony – it’s the largest, most successful colony of this species in any zoo or aquarium in the world. In addition to feeding, cleaning, exhibit management, enrichment, training, record keeping, public presentations, VIP tours, volunteer management, for the penguins, bald eagles, pelican, cassowary, and frogs in my work area, I also help out with the zoo’s social media efforts — mostly the zoo’s twitter account.

How would you describe the personality of a typical penguin?

There really is no such thing as a typical penguin; each of our 49 magellanic penguins is a total individual, with different wants, needs, and interests. The most interesting part of getting to know the penguins is the relationships between the birds. Some penguin pairs have been together for over a decade, while others spend a few breeding seasons with a bird, then move on to someone else.

That sounds like many residents of Bernal Heights. Have you noticed any other similarities between the penguins at the zoo and the Citizens of Bernalwood? Behaviorally? Sartorially?

I’d say the biggest similarity is breeding – both the neighborhood and our penguin colony are incredibly productive groups, with multi-generational offspring running about their respective areas.

PHOTO: Anthony Brown and penguin friend

Massive Wall of Fog Violates Bernal Exclusion Zone

Bernal Heights may be in San Francisco’s “Sun Belt,” but, alas, that’s no guarantee of blue skies overhead.

Over on the Instagram, ah_thenah captured the above photo of the fog making a bold assault on Bernal Hill from the southwest on Saturday evening.

Meanwhile, Neighbor Rally captured the scene on the ground as the leading edge of the fog bank sliced through Bernal Heights:

As always, complaints about the behavior of the fog bank can be directed to @KarlTheFog over on the Twitter.

PHOTOS: Above, ah_thenah; Below, @rallyp

Reminder: Bernal Hillwide Garage Sale Happens on Saturday

This is a last call announcement for potential garage sale hosts, and a reminder for aspiring bargain-hunters: The annual Bernal Heights Hillwide Garage Sale happens tomorrow, Saturday, August 11!

If you want to sell off some of your stuff, the deadline to add your address to the Bernal Hillwide Garage Sale MegaMap is tonight at midnight. (Listing instructions here.)

If you want to buy other people’s stuff, use the Hillwide Garage Sale MegaMap to navigate.  So far there are 57 71 homes participating, with more added daily:

Bargains ahoy! Have fun out there.

Bernal Hill Makes Cameo Appearance Amid Muni Bus Mayhem

Our transit agency encountered a teensy-weensy glitch yesterday, when a Muni bus took out a fire hydrant on Valencia near Cesar Chavez. Ooopsie! As you can see, Sutrito Tower witnessed the whole thing.

Meanwhile, in the category of “Finding Beauty in Chaos,” cyril_at_sf captured these lovely photos from the accident scene:

PHOTOS: Top, The Fog Bender (via MissionMission). Below, Cyril_at_sf

Friday: Celebrate Secession Art & Design’s Fifth Anniversary

Secession Art & Design is a Bernalwood treasure. Part creative studio, part art gallery, part fashion boutique, owner Eden Stein’s store on Mission (at 30th, across from Safeway) is a stylish labor of love.

Happily, Secession will celebrate its Fifth Anniversary on Friday evening:

Join us for our 5th Anniversary Party at Secession
Friday, August 10, 6:30 -9:30pm

Extralars will DJ, Inna Jam is doing a jam tasting, wine will flow, and you’ll get a chance to meet our in-house and featured artists. If you are not able to make the party you can stop by to say hello Tuesday thru Sunday,12-7pm.

Secession Art & Design opened its doors 5 years ago with ambition, creativity, and dedication to community. Many people were surprised we chose this location, but the location chose us. 5 years later, our gallery and boutique showcases 50 artists and designers in “The Bernal Flats,” a neighborhood that is bustling with amazing restaurants, bars, boutiques, and galleries. Our inspiration has been to create a movement where the customer and the maker can feel connected. Our two in-house studios nestled in our boutique give clients an opportunity to experience process. A fresh approach to curating encourages our customers to come every two months to see our new collection of art, clothing, and jewelry.

Bonus! The current show at includes this Bernal-inspired piece by artist Hilary Williams:

Singing Out the Fabric of Morning” by Hilary Williams. 2012 Bernal Heights painting using acrylic and screen printing on fabric and wood.

PHOTO: Top, Eden Stein inside Secession, by Julie Michelle