Rainbow Alert! Exceptionally Fortuitous “Triple Twelve” Double Rainbow Spreads Euphoria Across Bernal Heights

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This morning at approximately 8:08 am, scientists at the Bernal Heights Prismatic Observatory recorded a massive Category 4 rainbow arcing across the northern sky, just west of Mission Street.

At the same time, a faint, secondary halo was seen just above the primary arch, earning this event official Double Rainbow certification.

Because of today’s date — December 12, 2012 — today’s sighting was quickly dubbed the “Triple Twelve Rainbow.” Meanwhile, the unusual combination of high rainbow clarity and profound numerological symmetry was predicted to have a fortuitous impact on Bernal Heights and the surrounding area.

There have been scattered reports of sudden-onset euphoria occurring throughout Bernal Heights this morning, so motorists are advised to be on the lookout for blissed-out pedestrians wandering aimlessly on local sidewalks, streets, and byways. On Bernal Hill, dog-owners are asked to keep their pets under close control, given the high probability that unicorns will be grazing there during the day.

Finally, please note this stunning image captured by Neighbor Jason, which will be even more mind-expanding if you click here to embiggen:

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PHOTOS: From top, Aaron Ximm, Ben Simon, @jessstopp, Steve Rosenberg, Jason Brown

Tonight: Winter Celebration (and Jazz) at the Bernal Library

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Bernal Heights Library manager Melissa Gooch apologizes for the late notice, but she invites one and all to attend the library’s Winter Celebration tonight at 6:30 pm:

Come join your neighbors for holiday festivities at the Bernal Heights Library. Upstairs we will feature The Bernal Jazz Quintet in concert and downstairs there will be crafts and movies for kids, as well as refreshments!

Hillside Supper Club Targets Fulltime Opening on Jan. 23

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Let the record show that Bernalwood was a fan of the Hillside Supper Club even before it was cool.

We witnessed it’s ascent back in the days when it was just a fledgling popup called the Bernal Supper Club. We were there during the Disapora Year, when the Supper Club wandered from venue to venue in the hipster-encrusted flatlands of the Mission. We cheered when HSC found a more permanent home in Bernal Heights, and we smiled knowingly as Chefs Tony and Jonathan nurtured a sterling reputation for making yumolicious food. Then came the plan to open up fulltime inside the (former) Cafe Cozzolino space on Precita Park, and now the grand opening date has finally been announced: January 23, 2013.

EaterSF scored more details:

Hillside Supper Club main man Tony Ferrari writes today to say that he and business partner Jonathan Sutton have signed a lease at Caffe Cozzolino, where they’ve been staging pop-ups for the past year or so. Now, Cozzolino’s owners of 30 years are ready to pass the torch to the next generation, and thanks to Kickstarter, and loads of Bernal Heights’ support, they’ll open as a full-time restaurant on January 23, with a slightly scaled up version of their regular, changing fixed price menus of “rustic California fare.”

The last Hillside Supper Club pop-ups will take place on the 17th and 18th of this month. Then there will be one more final hurrah on New Year’s Eve. Ferrari and Sutton will take the first two weeks of January to do a remodel of the space. They’ll turn the loft space upstairs into a communal dining area, add a Redwood bar, redo the bathrooms, add two beer taps, and repaint everything. The decor will encompass light walls, dark charcoal wood beams and tinted Mason jars used as sconces on the walls.

This is joyous news, both for Chefs Tony and Jonathan, and for all the residents of Greater Precitaville.

Meanwhile, this is also an interesting moment in the grand sweep of Bernal Heights history.  Consider: The opening of the Hillside Supper Club will represent an almost unimaginable transformation for this commercial space at the corner of Folsom and Precita, which was, not all that long ago, a notoriously rowdy biker bar plagued by a weird spelling mistake and a scandalous reputation. Oh, how times change.

PHOTO: Chef Jonathan Sutton preparing to open for a popup evening, May 2012. By Telstar Logistics

Loud Party Neighbors Seek Repentance Through Brownies of Atonement

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It happens: Sometimes get-togethers get a little loud. A little drinky. A little out of hand. In a good way… but still. Loud. We understand.

Yet what happens after you host a wildly successful (but rather loud) party determines what kind of neighbor you truly are. This little sidewalk installation on Prospect St. near Virginia demonstrates an excellent technique for properly making amends. The note says:

Dear neighbors,

Thank you for tolerating our loud holiday party last night. Please help yourself to an apologetic brownie.

Bravo, cool party neighbor! Extra style points for the note, which was looks like it was written on an actual typewriter.

PHOTO: @luna_c

Tuesday: Come Celebrate Bernalwood’s Forgotten Anniversary

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In the grand Bernalwood tradition, we completely flaked this blog’s anniversary, yet again. It happened on November 28, exactly two years to the day after Bernalwood published our very first, very unpropitious post.

Now we are two years older, not much wiser, and still going strong: Bernalwood continues to exist, and Bernal Heights is more fabulous than ever. So let’s celebrate all that, belatedly.

Citizens of Bernalwood, ye are cordially invited to join us tomorrow evening for a festive cocktail!

WHAT: Bernalwood’s Second Anniversary Drink-Up
WHEN: Tuesday, December 11 from 7 to 10 pm
WHERE: The Lucky Horseshoe, 453 Cortland, Dominion of Bernalwood

Your Bernalwood editor will be there, along with an all-star cast of Bernal Heights journalists-in-residence. Stop by, raise a glass, and say “hello neighbor!” We look forward to seeing old friends, and doing the whole f2f thing with new ones.

Finally, I’ll quote myself to reprise a sentiment I expressed last year, because what I said then is even more true now:

I won’t bother describing all the reasons why Bernalwood was started, because that has very little to do with what inspires and animates it today. I will say that working on Bernalwood for has been a marvelous experience, in ways that I never would have imagined.

Bernalwood is an Internet thing, but it has become an incredibly powerful tool for converting digital bytes into atom-to-atom human relationships. I can’t describe how many terrific people I’ve met because of this blog, and how many new friends and neighbors I’ve gotten to know along the way. In fact, many of those relationships already feel so familiar that it’s hard to believe they’re less than a year only two years old.

Hope to see you tomorrow eve at the Lucky Horseshoe, and major thanks to everyone in Bernal Heights for sharing your news tips, photos, comments, and commentary. You’re what keeps Bernalwood glamorous.

Nervous Dog Coffee Announces Imminent Closure; Sadness Ensues

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Neigbor Vic brings sad news from the Bernalwood/La Lengua Liminal Zone. Nervous Dog Coffee is closing:

I saw this today and it’s a major bummer for me.

I get all my beans at Nervous Dog Coffee on the corner of Mission and Kingston and always appreciated their deliberately unhip, unpretentious atmosphere. Ritualistic Blue Barrel Coffee is all well and good, but sometimes I don’t care who massaged my beans and would prefer not to cross a street to get my fix.

I’m sure a lot of Bernal-Lenguans appreciate the cafe. The owner was always awesomely nice and it was a good place to work. So maybe you could get the word out so folks can stop by and say goodbye.

Also, economic downturn on the 3400 block? Say it ain’t so. If Zante goes I’m rioting.

I’ll be right there too, with pitchforks and torches.

PHOTOS: Top, via Google Maps. Nervous Dog sign by Neighbor Vic.

Very Beautiful Photos of Very Crappy Cars in Bernal Heights

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Just putting this out there: I think we should organize a Bernal Heights Car Show. Most car shows showcase immaculate or tricked-out rides, but the Bernal Heights Car Show would be an opportunity to celebrate the many vintage clunkers and road-warrior refugees that live on the streets around our neighborhood.

It may actually happen, someday. Until then, however, Rich Good‘s photos of old cars spotted around Bernalwood may be the next best thing. Any one of these beautiful beasts would be a trophy contender at the Bernal Heights Car Show.

Here are a few more:

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PHOTOS: Rich Good

New DIY Dog Wash Opening on Precita Park

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Thrilling news for dirty dogs — and the humans who love them anyway: Neighbor Gina reports from the east end of Precita Park, where a new dog washing business called (… wait for it…) Precita Bark is preparing to open:

Across from Precita Park Cafe, the empty space will become a self-service dog washing station. I met the owners on Saturday morning as they were emptying a Zipvan into the store. He was excited. When the daycare closed up, the couple negotiated a lease and hope to do a soft open by last week of December.

PHOTO: via Google Maps

Occupy Bernal vs. Wells Fargo in Bayview

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Occupy Bernal staged an anti-foreclosure protest at a Wells Fargo branch in Bayshore yesterday, and KGO-TV carries the story:

A group of protesters who said they are fighting to protect homeowners shut down a bank in San Francisco’s Bayview neighborhood this morning.

The roughly 25 protesters shut down the Wells Fargo branch at 3801 Third St. at about 11 a.m. as part of a day of action organized by the Alliance of Californians for Community Empowerment, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People and Occupy Bernal.

The group is demanding that the bank stop foreclosures, evictions and predatory lending. An Occupy Bernal founder who goes by Stardust said, “We don’t want banks to rob more and more people of their homes.”

As of 1 p.m., the branch remained closed and about a dozen police officers who had been monitoring the protest were leaving.

Police said the demonstration was peaceful.

PHOTO: Ross Rhodes, Occupy Bernal and SF ACCE member, outside Wells Fargo yesterday. Photo by CalOrganize.

Bernalwood Reader Solves the Mystery of 3365 Chavez

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Yesterday’s blog post about an 1888 photograph of the intersection of Mission and Army (Cesar Chavez Blvd.) generated a lot of great comments… including a very geeky digression about the apartment building at 3365 Chavez, right next door to the Principality of Chicken John.

You can see the building above; it’s set back from the street, with an unusual, angled facade. The oddness is even more obvious from above:

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So…. Why??

Reader Jonathan seems to have solved the riddle. He writes:

Without doing more research, the diagonal building on Cesar Chavez you’re talking about (3365 Cesar Chavez) appears to have been moved onto the lot from across the street, presumably when Army Street was widened. If you take a look at the 1938 aerial, you’ll see an angled building on Capp across the street with two light wells in a nearly identical position, just reversed. Thus, when the building was moved, it was swung around 180 degrees so that the old south portion of the building (facing Army Street) became the new north portion. As large as that building is, they certainly moved larger.

To test this hypothesis, I merged a 1938 aerial photo with a 2012 Google Map image, and — by Jove! — the theory seems to check out!

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Yes! Brilliant! So the mystery of the odd angle is solved. But why the deep setback from the street? Reader Jonathan again:

Why they placed it so deeply on the lot after moving it I can’t say, but a very logical guess is that they intended to build something else fronting on Cesar Chavez.

UPDATE: Reader Jonathan would like to revise this theory about the unusual setback at 3365 Cesar Chavez:

Now that I think more about it, they probably placed the building so deeply on the lot to allow for parking (rather than another building). Even in the 1940s parking was at a premium, and the building owner could have rented the spaces to tenants or others in the neighborhood.

Since the front of the building functions as a free-range parking lot to this very day, the latter theory certainly makes sense.

New Neighbor Paints Bernal Hill as Seen from Former Neighborhood

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Todd Berman used to live in the Mission District, but he recently transferred his flag to Bernal Heights. To mark the occasion, he painted a picture of Bernal Hill as seen from 25th and Mission Street:

I’ve been in San Francisco for 14 years — 11 of which I spent in the Mission District, mostly at the foot of Bernal, just across Cesar Chavez  — with Bernal Hill always looming above. Bernal has been my muse for many paintings and drawings, often floating above the fray.

Now, I look forward to painting the view from Bernal and also capturing my new neighborhood’s awesome community vibe. I will certainly need to make a ‘City of Awesome’ painting about Bernal. In my current series of paintings, I ask people, “What do you do to help make San Francisco be so awesome?” Then I ask them to draw a picture of themselves in action (no skill needed, stick figures okay). I then cut the self-portraits out and collage them into paintings of the city. (Perhaps a local business would want to sponsor a City of Awesome Bernal painting featuring their location?)

My day job is as a substitute teacher in the SFUSD schools. My special-lady-partner-person, Lauren, is an independent consultant, crafting marketing and communications strategy for nonprofit organizations, a photographer, and a writer. She has chronicled many of our adventures abroad here.

Our new place is in the St. Mary’s vicinity – the piercing on the tip of La Lengua. Olivia’s does make a superior breakfast.

Welcome to Bernalwood, New Neighbors Todd and Lauren, and we look forward to your future contributions to Bernal’s artistic endowment.

IMAGE: Todd Berman

Time Travel: Exploring the Intersection of Mission and Army Streets in 1888

Mission.Army.1888jpgLet’s do some time travel, courtesy of the Bernal History Project (from whence this fantastic image came our way).

The year is 1888, and the place is the intersection of Mission Street and Army (now Cesar Chavez Blvd.), as seen from Bernal Hill.

The resolution of this photo is extremely good, so let’s zoom in to take a closer look. We’ll start right at the intersection of Mission and Army. No Palace Steak House yet, and Precita Creek is still an exposed, swampy mess:

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A little farther south on Mission, we see some points of interest in the future La Lengua Autonomous Zone. There’s an awesome shed on Valencia painted with ads for Hood’s Sasparilla and The San Francisco Morning Call newspaper. We also see the site of the future El Rio, as well as the building that would later become Mission Chevrolet before becoming today’s O’Reilly Auto Parts. The Bancroft Library stands on the future expansion site of St. Luke’s Hospital. And what’s up with that lighthouse-like tower on Coso (which is also visible here)?

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A little to the northwest, we see the intersection of Valencia and Army. Here too, Precita Creek is a muddy ravine, but that big brick building that’s now the Salvation Army on Valencia and 26th is clearly present. At the time, it was a shoe factory.

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Lastly, we head east along Army, to the intersection of Army and Howard (later renamed South Van Ness). Apparently, Howard didn’t yet continue through to Army. Also, note that big, bendy building on Army, purpose unknown. UPDATE: Mapmeister Eric Fischer identifies the big, bendy building as the home of the North Star Brewery! Image Annotation added below.

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Thanks for journeying back through time with us. Feel free to geek-out with the high-res version of the full 1888 image on your own; please report back if you find anything interesting.

PHOTO: Courtesy of the Bernal History Project