See a Beautiful Day In Bernal Heights In Less Than Two Minutes

Your Bernalwood neighbor, Stephan Alm, shared this supremely excellent time-lapse video with us:

I just completed a short time-lapse video showing a day in Bernal Heights. I shot the footage in February and just got around to chopping it up.

Bravo! Very luscious. I enjoyed this so much, I watched it seven times… which means I basically saw a week in Bernal Heights in less than 10 minutes. And I loved every second of it.

 

Thursday: A Festive Street Crawl in “Bernal Flats”

The Bold Italic has organized a festive street-crawl in La Lengua on Thursday evening to celebrate the glamour and abundance of the neighborhood. The event takes place this Thursday, August 23, from 6 to 8 pm:

The Bold Italic’s microhood party returns this month to celebrate an amazing corner of the city on Thursday, Aug. 23. This round is focused on Bernal Flats (also known as La Lengua or SoCha), the pocket of Mission St. just past Cesar Chavez that plays host to some of San Francisco’s best spots for dining, drinking, and shopping.

The Bold Italic is teaming up with Mitchell’s Ice Cream, Secession Art and Design, ICHI Sushi, Cruz Skate Shop, Rock Bar, 31Rax, El Rio, Way Out! Cafe and an assortment of awesome merchants for an evening of delicious eats, complimentary libations, and sweet bargains.

The Tongue in Cheek microhood is a great excuse to come hang with the neighbors and help spread the word of mouth on everything Bernal Flats related. We’re looking forward to celebrating one of our favorite local destinations with you.

Now, this certainly sounds like a fun event, with an all-star cast of participating merchants. Plus, it comes recommended by Miss Eden from Secession Art and Design, which in local terms is almost as good as an endorsement from Barbara Streisand or Zaha Hadid.

But what about this whole “Bernal Flats” nomenclature thing?

Specifically, where is Bernal Flats? Apparently, it’s somewhere around the La Lengua Autonomous Zone. Setting aside the fact that the La Lenguans are notoriously prickly about their sovereignty and their nomenclature, in 2012 everyone, including the cartography gods of Google, calls it La Lengua:

It’s unclear how this error occurred. The kids from The Bold Italic generally come across as a rather hip and in-the-know kind of crowd. They’re urban. They’re sophisticated. They have deep thoughts about typography. So one would expect them to know that calling Bernal’s Mission Street corridor “Bernal Flats” is kind of like stepping off a Powell Street cable car and asking a local for tips on “good places to eat around ‘Frisco.”

But please overlook all that for the moment. Instead, do check out the gig in La Lengua “Bernal Flats” on Thursday evening.

UPDATE, August 22: The Bold Italic has published more details on what’s on tap for Thursday night:

Our La Lengua microhood party, Tongue in Cheek, is almost here! We’ve joined forces with Mitchell’s Ice Cream, Secession Art and Design, ICHI Sushi,Cruz Skate Shop, Rock Bar, 31Rax, El Rio, Way Out! Cafe, and Zipcar to sing the praises of a special corner of the city on Thursday, Aug. 23, from 6 to 8 p.m. Read Erin Conger’s love letter to some of her favorite spots in the neighborhood for additional incentive to explore the streets around Mission and 29th, south of Cesar Chavez.

So what, exactly, is in store for this little gathering? Secession Art and Design celebrate its five year anniversary with 20% off jewelry and apparel, plus complimentary wine. Pick up a double espresso and your choice of sweet treat for only $4 at Way Out! Cafe with boss sounds courtesy of DJ David Greenfield. El Rio’s happy hour kicks off at 5 p.m. for everyone who wants to get the celebration started early with $3 well drinks and pints of beer and $5 Bloody Mary pints. These new specials join other drink and retail discounts, free nibbles, and other treats at participating merchants during Tongue in Cheek. The event is free but we’d love it if you’d RSVP. All ages are welcome, but many activities are 21+. See you there!

Burglary Prevention Tip: Beware the Taped Front Door

Are wannabe burglars waiting patiently to plunder your home when you’re out of town? A Bernal Heights neighbor writes about a trick the bad guys use to figure out if you’re away on vacation:

I wanted to let your readers now about what seems to be organized preparations for home theft in our neighborhood. We live on Coleridge Street, and over the last week or two we noticed little pieces of painter’s tape attached to our front door, between the frame and the door. The tape turns up during night. It would appear that the idea is to monitor who is home and who’s out on vacation. We have noticed the tape on several houses in our street.

Ingleside Police Station has been informed and Lt. Engler is on the case.

PHOTO: A neighbor on Coleridge

Yarn Bombers Knit Cute Cozies for Bollards in Precita Park

Neighbor Kristen noticed something very cozy in Precita Park yesterday:

Wondering if you have any investigative reporting on the knit caps we saw today near the playground at Precita?  Someone suggested there was possibly a guerrilla knitting group in the area but she didn’t know the name. I am so curious to know more! And would love one of my own. Maybe they could knit a cap for our house to stop the drafts?

Very fashionable! Very mysterious! Definitely the work of a guerrilla operation… but Bernal Hill is notoriously rife with yarn bomber cells, so, which one???

UPDATE, Aug 25: The cozies are still there, and now Neighbor Leslie has taken a terrific photo that highlights how wonderful they really are:

PHOTO: Top, Neighbor Kristen. Below, Neighbor Frank. Bottom, Neighbor Leslie

The Alemany Night Market Was Fabulous, So Let’s Do It Again

Alemany Night Market

Alemany Night Market

Alemany Night Market

As you can see, last Friday’s first-ever Alemany Night Market was a smashing success. And just as you’d expect, everyone there was soooooooo stylish and glamorous. Check out this group of hipsters:

Alemany Night Market

I was impressed by the woman wearing a drop-dead gorgeous haute-couture wrap. It’s Prada, I believe:

Alemany Night Market

Star Sighting! I also saw Miss Anna from Anda’s Piroshki:

Alemany Night Market

Naturally, the media was on hand to interview all the Bernal Heights celebrities:

Alemany Night Market

Yet amid all the glitz and great food, I kept thinking one thing: A night market is a fantastic use of the Farmer’s Market site. It’s a fun way to take make the most of the facility, and I really really really hope that something like last Friday’s event can become a semi-regular fixture there.

Until then, however, enjoy these photos, and kudos to La Cocina for orchestrating such a terrific (and inspiring) evening.

Let’s do that again sometime!

Alemany Night Market

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Tonight! Tasty Treats for a Good Cause at the Alemany Night Market

Neighbor Arno reminds us that the Alemany Night Market, a benefit for the deliciously fantastic La Cocina incubator for food entrepreneurs, happens TONIGHT on the site of the Alemany Farmer’s Market:

More coolness coming to Bernal for Friday Dinner:
Night Market, August 17, 6p-9p at Alemany Farmer’s Market.

  • This event is part of the legendary San Francisco Street Food Festival this weekend.
  • There will be 27 vendors, each making one great thing, from all over the world. This event is a benefit for La Cocina, a non-profit incubator kitchen.
  • Entrance is a $25 donation, with tickets available here. All food and drink is priced under $10 from there. Come hungry and get ready to eat to your cart’s content.
  • Members and friends of Bernal Bucks get 25% off their tickets, if you use the registration code “bernalbucks”! (40 available)

Full details about the event right here. Also, Yum!

Peter Orner Ponders the Gentrification of Precita Park in the New York Times

Neighbor Peter Orner is a “bold-faced name” in the literary world and an esteemed Citizen of Bernalwood. From his home in North Bernal, he has been an eyewitness to the increasing glamification of Precita Park — a process that has included a recent home sale that displaced two renters (he calls them Josie and Steve) who have been mainstays of the neighborhood.

Neighbor Peter considers all this in a thoughtful piece published in the Opinionator section of yesterday’s New York Times:

Our neighborhood, at the base of Bernal Hill, has been changing for years, becoming more and more upscale. Lately, the realtors have begun calling it “Desirable Precita Park.” We now have all the necessary amenities: a comically overpriced organic convenience store and wine emporium, a new coffee shop with toddler play area, and yes, our very own pop-up restaurant. The playground at the east end of the park, which doesn’t need to be renovated, is being renovated. Celestially fit women march down our sidewalks with yoga mats slung over their shoulders like muskets.

Precita Park

It wasn’t always like this. Precita Park used to be a lot funkier, in a militant hippie sort of way. In 1975, Patty Hearst’s kidnappers were caught a few doors down from my apartment. A longtime resident once told me that the F.B.I. agents staking out the place wore long hair and beads and sat in their car smoking dope, and still everybody on the block knew they were cops.

Precita Park is getting nicer. But Joise and Steve are gone. Peter wonders if the tradeoff is worth it:

In Precita Park, the loss of this one family may not be calculable in dollars. But I fear that the more affluent this area becomes, neighbors — people who look out for each other — will become fewer and farther between. Lately in San Francisco, we seem to be comfortable tackling every progressive cause except for the question of where middle-class people like Josie and Steve, and so many others, are supposed to live.

These are difficult questions, and Peter’s essay generated some thoughtful commentary in the NYTimes.com discussion thread.

For example, Neighbor Robert posted this:

I also live in Bernal Heights. I am an owner. I find that the people who are most involved on my street are the owners, and the people who are least involved are the renters. I realize that there are renters who care about their neighborhood, but I do take issue with Mr. Orner’s characterization of owners. New owners in my neighborhood, including me, formed a neighborhood association and worked with the city on street beautification and traffic calming. We care about our neighborhood.

Neighbor TeeVee writes:

I know how the author feels. It’s not easy to see good neighbors and friends leave the neighborhood. And San Francisco, for all its charms, is a place where you’re constantly reminded of how much money you do NOT have.

But as a resident of Bernal, I really think he needs to get out more and meet more people who own houses in the area. Many of them, like me, aren’t rich. In fact they pretty much sacrificed all disposable income to buy in the neighborhood. I take on as much freelance work as I can scare up in addition to my regular job to pay my mortgage. As a result, I don’t have a lot of time to hang out in Precita Park reading E.M. Forster and stereotyping people. For a writer, he makes a lot of unfair assumptions about owners, lumping them all together when there is vast income disparity in Bernal among homeowners. […]

Having grown up in a dying automotive town in Michigan, I guess I take a different view of Bernal. Having seen what happens when the housing market collapses completely, I know there are much worse things than a few yuppies moving into a neighborhood.

And this from KJ, who now lives in Portland:

I grew up in Bernal Heights. Born at St. Luke’s Hospital — blocks from Precita Park. I swam at Garfield Pool on Army (now Caesar Chavez) for 10cents in the ’60s. My generation was gentrified out of SF in the 1980s…so I find it hard to feel sorry for the displacement of today’s generation of gentrifiers. Very few of my generation can afford to live in our native city.

Finally, Neighbor Catherine adds:

I love the dream that a place could be your home because you feel deeply connected to it, whether you own it or not. We experimented with exactly this – living in a house in Bernal Heights that we did not own, but were meant to own. But it didn’t end up being ours in the end, because it’s not ours. We knew deep down that no serendipitious moment would change this in reality, but it seemed wise to give it a shot and trust the fates; we enjoyed our time there immensely. In the big picture, there are many factors that go into what makes you happy in the place you reside, and there is also a very random nature to the place you land in a competitive market like San Francisco.

Whether an owner or a renter, folks who moved in or bought in to a neighborhood in 1971, or 1989, or 2009, or yesterday all have the same right to contribute to their neighborhood and be embraced by their community. I see people feeling great ownership and entitlement over neighborhoods because of their longevity, but that isn’t more legitimate than your new neighbor next door, and isn’t categorically what’s right or best.

The message in my mind is to focus on what it means to be a neighbor and part of a community, however you landed there, and for however long you stay. Our city will continue to change – that’s the nature of urban life, and that dynamism is part of what we love about it. You can’t have one without the other.

This is an extremely complicated issue that defies simple solutions, and when you scratch the surface even the most absurd Bernal real estate stories often become more nuanced than they might seem at first glance.

So by all means please do read Peter’s NYT piece, and let’s carry on the discussion about the impact of change on Bernal Heights right here.

PHOTOS: Top, by the Adithya Sambamurthy/The Bay Citizen. Precita Park by Telstar Logistics.

Swarm of Hungry Goats Invades College Hill Reservoir

Citizens of Bernalwood, reports are streaming in to our newsroom this morning about a massive Goat Invasion on Bernal Hill. These sightings have been confirmed by Bernalwood’s team of livestock analysts.

At the present time the flock of goats is clustered around the the College Hill Reservoir near Holly Park. Our sources tell us the goats are part of San Francisco’s 415th Hircine Landscaping Battalion, and that they have been deployed to trim the grass in the reservoir area.

Neighbor Walker writes:

My girlfriend and I just moved to the neighborhood, and we’re thrilled to be here.  Our backyard borders Holly Reservoir, which we thought was uninhabited. Apparently not! After a bit of research, it seems this guy is a member of SF Water’s brush clearance project [which recently devoured the tall grasses of the Portola District].

Here’s more on-the-scene reportage from the scene of the goat invasion:

PHOTOS, from top, Neighbor Walker. Below, Neighbor Sarah, and Neighbor Matt

Bernal Architect Creates Whimsical Steampunk Bathroom

Residential architect Andre Rothblatt lives in Bernal Heights, and he recently finished a very wild project: a Steampunk Bathroom. In an email to us, Andre explains:

The bathroom was part of a whole house remodel of a Craftsmen-style home is located in Ashbury Heights. The clients are 30-something techies; He’s a computer engineer and she reviews patent application. They introduced me to the Steampunk genre. I’ve always enjoyed industrial design influences in architecture, and I was enthusiastic to design the bathroom in that style. We were lucky to find a great contractor (Frederic Grasset, also Bernal Heights resident!) who teamed with us to realize this imaginative design.

PHOTO: via Andre Rothblatt

Locavore Photographer Displays Bernal Photos at Locavore

Photographer Kim Steele spent 19 years in New York, shooting editorial assignments for glamorous magazines like Life, Fortune, Forbes, New York Times, Smithsonian, Paris Match, and Stern. He also saw his fine art photos added to the collections of glamorous museums such as the Museum of Modern Art in New York, the San Francisco Museum of Art, and the Minneapolis Institute of Art.

Then, about 10+ years ago, he moved to Bernal Heights, where he says he “fell in love with the mix of people and architecture.” Neighbor Kim’s Bernalphilia comes through loud and clear in his newest collection of images, which is currently on display inside Locavore, the tasty restaurant on Mission at Valencia.

Stop in to take a peek, but in the meantime, enjoy the sampler of Kim’s work included here.

ALL PHOTOS: Kim Steele

House on Eugenia Sells for Waaaaaaaay Over Asking Price

Our real estate-junkie friends at CurbedSF tell the tale of a Bernal Heights home that just snagged a big price premium:

First listed in mid-July for $549,000, 120 Eugenia in Bernal Heights sold today for $671,132, or$122,132 over asking. It would appear this Bernal Heights property had a bit of a bidding war, and we’re curious if it’ll spark the trend that’s happening in other hot neighborhoods like Eureka Valley and Noe Valley. The 2-bed, 1-bath, 1,000 square foot single-family home was owned by the same person for over 40 years and needs a little TLC to “make it amazing.”

Wow. That’s a big bump in price for a modest fixer-upper. Any armchair real estate pundits out there care to theorize about why the house sold for so much?

UPDATE: Promoted from the comments, here are two insightful perspectives on this sale from two typically brilliant Bernalwood readers.

SFhillrunner says:

We’ve been looking to buy a place since January, so I sorta qualify as a [real estate] pundit at this point. Looked at over 80 houses so far, offers on 5. Here’s what’s going on, as far as I can see:

Sellers and listing agents intentionally set their asking price way under what they expect to get. If there were only one offer of $549K on this house, the seller would probably have rejected it. Houses that have fantasy list prices generally just sit on the market.

Housing inventory is 45% lower YOY and 30% of sales are to investors. That means there really is hardly anything left for end-users who just need a place to live.

One third of people in SF with mortgages are underwater. SF is different and special and yes they’re not building anymore land but we’re not that different. What’s currently going on here with RE is actually happening around the country.

That and a completely rigged market (shadow inventory of REOs that banks won’t sell and very low interest rates) are creating an artificial market.

Great if you are an investor and already a homeowner, sucks for the rest of us who just need a place to live. Try buying a house right now if you have to get a mortgage. Who are all these folks with $700K in cash???

Sucks to be the 99% in Bernal right now. Or SF for that matter.

Housing is a basic need. It is shelter. We moan and groan when the price of food or health care or gas goes up, but everyone cheers when the price of housing rises. It’s wrong.

Neighbor Andrew adds:

I work in the real estate business and live a couple blocks from this house on Eugenia. I walked through and chatted with the agent, who actually was surprised by the amount of interest. The house has some wonky features, including a not-really-legal addition in the back and a partially (mostly) brick foundation.

But that said it actually has a very cool loft-like feel as it is, and a cozy and private back yard. Add in expansion potential (garage, second floor, remodel, etc) and a great location and it is not really that surprising the house sold close to $700k.

The comment above is dead right in terms of market dynamics though, very hard time to be buying right now. In terms of who are these all cash buyers, lots of foreign nationals armed with cash, investors and just good old fashioned wealthy folks.

I hear the frustration for high home prices. All I would say is that despite market manipulations there is a lot of supply/demand fundamentals playing right now as well.

San Francisco’s Penguin Whisperer Migrates to Bernal Heights

Citizens of Bernalwood, please join us in welcoming new neighbor Anthony Brown to Bernal Heights. (Note: Anthony is the creature on the left in the photo above.)

By day, Neighbor Anthony has one of the coolest jobs imaginable: He’s the lead penguin keeper at the San Francisco Zoo. Yet after each excruciatingly cute day spent wrangling penguins at the Zoo, Anthony returns home to excruciatingly cute Bernal Heights, where he lives among us here in our native habitat.

Bernalwood is proud to bring you this exclusive celebrity interview with our very own Penguin Whisperer:

Bernalwood: A penguin told me that you actually grew up in Bernal Heights. Penguins have been known to exaggerate, however, so I want to check my facts. Is that true?

Neighbor Anthony: Yes!  My family moved to Bernal Heights from the Tenderloin in 1986, when I was 4-years-old. We lived on the south side of the hill, on Ellsworth street.

What was Bernal like when you were growing up?

Just as is the case now, Cortland was the main artery, with the weekend rush for the flea market and farmers markets. Going to Paul Revere Elementary School, I spent a lot of my time romping around the hill, Precita Park, Saint Mary’s Playground, and Holly Park.

What brought you back to Bernal? Are you exhibiting some sort of penguin-like migratory behavior?

Honestly, over the years I’ve followed the Bernalwood blog to stay up to speed with the neighborhood, which really was a big part in deciding my return.

I’ve spent the majority of my adult life on the left side of the city, living in the Presidio a couple of times, Lakeshore, and the Outer Richmond. A sudden “change of plans” struck my life a couple of months ago, which caused the need to move. Thanks to the wonders of craigslist (it’s a pretty cool website, you should check it out) I found a sweet pad on Montcalm, with the most perfect roommates –Hi Lisa & Michele!

What’s it like to return to Bernal? Then vs. now?

I love being back here; the proximity to the rest of the city is great. But at the same time, there’s enough distance for Bernal to really be its own little village.

Other than the businesses on Cortland, not much has changed. It’s nice to have the same feeling and atmosphere that I remember growing up. Bernal Heights has gotten better. It has resiliency and has retained a similar feel, but there’s also been a perfect amount of progress.

So what exactly do you do at the zoo?

I’m the primary Animal Keeper for the San Francisco Zoo’s magellanic penguin colony – it’s the largest, most successful colony of this species in any zoo or aquarium in the world. In addition to feeding, cleaning, exhibit management, enrichment, training, record keeping, public presentations, VIP tours, volunteer management, for the penguins, bald eagles, pelican, cassowary, and frogs in my work area, I also help out with the zoo’s social media efforts — mostly the zoo’s twitter account.

How would you describe the personality of a typical penguin?

There really is no such thing as a typical penguin; each of our 49 magellanic penguins is a total individual, with different wants, needs, and interests. The most interesting part of getting to know the penguins is the relationships between the birds. Some penguin pairs have been together for over a decade, while others spend a few breeding seasons with a bird, then move on to someone else.

That sounds like many residents of Bernal Heights. Have you noticed any other similarities between the penguins at the zoo and the Citizens of Bernalwood? Behaviorally? Sartorially?

I’d say the biggest similarity is breeding – both the neighborhood and our penguin colony are incredibly productive groups, with multi-generational offspring running about their respective areas.

PHOTO: Anthony Brown and penguin friend

Massive Wall of Fog Violates Bernal Exclusion Zone

Bernal Heights may be in San Francisco’s “Sun Belt,” but, alas, that’s no guarantee of blue skies overhead.

Over on the Instagram, ah_thenah captured the above photo of the fog making a bold assault on Bernal Hill from the southwest on Saturday evening.

Meanwhile, Neighbor Rally captured the scene on the ground as the leading edge of the fog bank sliced through Bernal Heights:

As always, complaints about the behavior of the fog bank can be directed to @KarlTheFog over on the Twitter.

PHOTOS: Above, ah_thenah; Below, @rallyp