Sunday: Glamorous Artists’ Reception for “Art in Bernal” Show at Inclusions

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The current show at the Inclusions Gallery on Cortland is a special treat: A collection of work created by artists who live in Bernal Heights. The show is terrific, but for enhanced celebrity effect, drop by the Artists Reception on Sunday, Nov. 3 from 4-6 pm:

This year marks our 5th annual exhibit dedicated exclusively to art created by Bernal Heights residents. This year’s exhibit features the work of 25 artists. The original works are diverse in subject matter and medium, including: oil, encaustic, acrylic, gouache and mixed media paintings, lithography and metal plate etching prints, platinum and silver gelatin print photography, and collage. The diversity of the work on display and number of pieces make for quite a dynamic show. It’s wonderful opportunity to catch a glimpse of the immense talent and creativity within the Bernal Heights community.

Real Estate Report: After Heady Gains, Bernal Heights Home Prices Stabilize

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Our friends at Downing & Company Realtors bring news of a heathy trend in Bernal Heights residential real estate: Despite continued strong buyer demand, home prices in Bernal appear to have stabilized:

After months of rapid appreciation during the tail-end of 2012 and the onset of 2013 it appears home prices in Bernal Heights have finally bumped up against a glass ceiling. For the last five months the average home price in this neighborhood has been roughly $1 million. The September sales produced the same result. Last month 14 homes sold at an average price of $1,066,661. With plenty of buyers in the market these homes traded hands quickly spending an average of only 24 days on the market before going under contract.

Click through to get more detail from Downing & Co. on the September 2013 home sales shown above.

That Big Yellow Bus Will Be Haunted Today

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The big yellow bus that has recently been the focus of much parking-related controversy will today be transformed  into a mobile haunted house. You can’t miss it: Just look for the bus that’s big and yellow and haunted and parked near Precita Park.

Neighbor Alex explains:

Gillibus will be parked on Precita Park veiled and surrounded in the gory — I mean glory — of Halloween.

Stop by for candy, beer, cider, games (pinatas, cornhole, and for dogs, the 1st annual Grave Pissing Competition), and good neighborly conversation about the Devil.

All are welcome: kids, parents, and those too old or unfit to be either. At 8pm we depart for The Chapel…

If you’d like to join in for a ghoulish ride to The Chapel, RSVP here.

Gruesome Gladys Fence is Seasonally Scary

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Just in time for Halloween, Neighbor John has once again created his awesome Grisly Picket Fence of Death! As we learned last year:

For the past few Halloweens, a few of us on Gladys Street have been collaborating, carving upwards of 20 pumpkins in and afternoon and then creating the “Grisly Picket Fence of Death” to display ‘em.

The fence is cute by day, and positively spooky by night. Awesome.

UPDATE: Neighbor Joyce also shares this photo of Neighbor Sharon’s frankentastic display on Highland Street:

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PHOTOS: Neighbor John, Neighbor Joyce

Bernal Neighbor Alleges Mission Merchant Was Reluctant to Assist After Assault

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About a week ago, Neighbor Joyce was assaulted on Mission Street near the intersection with Crescent. But as she tells the story, that wasn’t the terrible part:

I needed to get some items for dinner from the corner store on Wednesday night and headed up to La Loma Produce, a little Mom’n Pop shop on Mission between Crescent and Richland. I started picking out my limes, and noticed a man screaming to no one in particular at the corner, and I did my best to ignore him. Regardless, he then started walking quickly towards me, screaming.

And then, he punched me.

Scared and stunned, I yelled at him to get away from me and back off. He continued to scream at me, and I ran into the entrance of the store, continuing to yell at him to leave me alone. He kept screaming for a little bit and then finally left, heading south on Mission.

I was still scared and shocked, but my emotions quickly turned to anger. Why? Because when I was in La Loma Produce, I asked the store clerks for help, to call the police, because I had just been assaulted outside their store (and of course, neglected to bring my cell phone on what I thought would be a 30 second jaunt to the corner store).

They stared at me with blank looks and did nothing. They would not help me. The man ignored me and the woman shrugged her shoulders and said “He’s gone, what do you want?”. I repeatedly pleaded for help and they continued to do nothing but just look at each other. I finally asked, “Do you ever want me to shop here again?”, to which she handed me their phone and finally allowed me to make a call to the police. Why this made a difference, is mind-boggling.

After my 911 call, I waited outside on a bench for the police to arrive. During this time, the woman came out several times and said “they’re still not here yet?”. I found these remarks further infuriating, given their lack of compassion in the first place.

The police arrived within 10 minutes and took me to identify the suspected perpetrator. Indeed, they found the suspect. He apparently is a frequentor of the area, well-known to the police, and had also been recently cited for harassing customers at a local coffee shop. I don’t know of his fate. However, I can honestly say that I do not have any hard feelings for him as it was plainly obvious that he had mental health issues.

I do, however, have hard feelings for those clerks at La Loma Produce, who had the ability and choice to help me but wouldn’t. In fact, I find the lack of compassion very disappointing. I can entertain many reasons why they would not call the police, but to be frank, I don’t care. A society declines if we make an active choice not to help others in need, if we are void of compassion. I cannot support a community store that does not support its community. Thus, we will exercise our choice: my family will no longer be shopping at La Loma Produce, 3835 Mission between Crescent and Richland.

Tonight: Eat at Ichi Sushi, Benefit Colorado Flood Victims

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Tonight is the last night to participate in the benefit effort underway at Ichi Sushi to assist the victims of the recent Colorado flooding. Neighbor Erin from Ichi shares the annoucement:

Our hearts go out to the thousands of people in seventeen counties impacted by the recent Colorado flooding. Colorado has been home to much of the ICHI team, including our Sous Chef Erik and Sushi Chef Chris.

Come in, dine and sip and help others by having sushi with Erik and Chris. To support the victims of the flooding, we will be making a donation to the Community Foundation of Northern Colorado. In addition we will also be donating a portion of our sales on Monday, October 28th through Wednesday, October, 30th. Join us to help support the Colorado Community. Please help us help Colorado!

WHEN: Monday, October 28th-Wednesday, October 30th
WHERE:
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3369 Mission Street (at Godeus Street)
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 525-4750

Three Long-Lost Views of Army Street at Midcentury

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Our friends at the Bernal Heights History Project recently pointed us toward a relatively obscure Facebook group dedicated to the history of the area around Precita Park.

That’s where we found the rather remarkable photo you see above, showing the intersection of Mission and Army (Cesar Chavez) looking east, shortly before the infamous “street-widening” project. The photo reveals that Army had already been widened to South Van Ness, and demolition is clearly underway on the north side of Army to extend the widening west to Mission Street. Look closely on the left side of the photo and you can also see the oddly-shaped, three-story apartment building that was later rotated 180-degrees and moved across the street when Army was finally widened.

There are also some terrific pictures of the original St. Anthony’s Church on Army near Folsom, which was destroyed in a suspicious June 1975 fire.

Here’s how St. Anthony’s looked from street level in 1965:

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And here’s the real heartbreaker; check out this spectacular view of the church interior, as seen in 1958:

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UPDATE: Let us not forget that rebel blogger and animated GIF historian Burrito Justice also created a spiffy overhead graphic that visualizes the transformation of Army at Mission that occurred as the street was widened. Click here to see it.

PHOTOS: via Precita Park in Bernal Heights on Facebook

Celebrity Interview: Meet the Bernal Author Who Wrote the New Book About Apple Design Guru Jony Ive

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If you own an iPhone or iPad, you’re probably familiar with the work of Jony Ive, Apple’s senior vice president of industrial design. Likewise, if you’ve recently upgraded your iDevice to iOS7, you’re now intimately familiar with Ive’s approach to design, which, in simplified terms, seeks to make the form of the interface follow its function more closely.

Ive is famously media-shy, but neighbor Leander Kahney of Moultrie Street just completed a much-anticpated a book about him. It’s called “Jony Ive: The Genius Behind Apple’s Greatest Products,” and it goes on sale Nov. 14.

Neighbor Leander’s wife told Bernalwood that the book represents the culmination of “14 long, painful stressful months of blood, sweat, tears and lots of swearing,” so we decided to do a celebrity interview with Neighbor Leander to find out more about his prose-creation process:

Bernalwood: How much of the writing for your book did you do in Bernal Heights?

Neighbor Leander: I did the majority of the writing in Bernal, mostly at Martha & Bros coffee shop and Progressive Grounds. I’d go to Martha in the morning and fuel up on coffee — it’s the best on the hill. At lunchtime, I’d go over to Progressive for a bite to eat and spend the rest of the afternoon there.

Did you find any places in Bernal Heights that were good for your muse?

It’s non-fiction, so it was less muse, more head-in-hands crying and deadline terror. Writing is torture for me. I have an office in the Mission but found it impossible to concentrate there. I’d spend all day surfing the net or cleaning. I need the buzz of a busy coffesshop to help me focus.

What about the dread writers block? Did you discover any Bernal-based remedies for that?

Walking certainly helps clear the mind. I’d often pace up and down Cortland. Sometimes I’d hike up to the top of Bernal Hill. That would sometimes help, but most of the time I just wanted to fling myself off a cliff.

There are a lot of people in Bernal Heights who write books. It’s kind of like having a dog. Why do you think Bernal is home to so many writer-types? Is there something in water here?

I’d say that’s true for San Francisco generally, although Bernal is definitely a hotspot for creative-types. Up until a few years ago, it was your classic semi-affordable, bohemian neighborhood. We’ve been here for 13 years, and back then it was the only place we could afford. Our house was a half-derelict crack house. There were bars on everyone’s windows. Now people worry about their succulents.

If Jony Ive had to do a midday meeting in Bernal Heights, which coffee shop do you think he’d choose?

I think he’d forego the coffee shop and chose a nice discreet bar, like the Lucky Horseshoe. He does all his deals over a drink, according to people like Bono, although he frequents much fancier places like the bar at the Clift Hotel. However, he could hang out at the Lucky Horeshore and not draw too much attention to himself. He’s a shy guy.

Neighbor Leander’s book is called “Jony Ive: The Genius Behind Apple’s Greatest Products,” and it is available for pre-order now.

PHOTO: Neighbor Leander, avoiding the temptation to throw himself off a cliff

This Afternoon: Fun, Free Pumpkin Carving at New Wheel Bike Shoppe

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Miss Karen from The New Wheel newfangled bike shoppe on Cortland invites kids of all ages to their free pumpkin carving event, this afternoon:

The New Wheel is hosting our 2nd Annual Pumpkin Carving!

We welcome all (kids especially!) to join us in carving pumpkins and lighting up our Bernal streets!

Pumpkins and snacks provided. Please bring your own knife.

When: Monday, October 28th 3-6:30PM
Where: The New Wheel, 420 Cortland Avenue, Bernal Heights

PHOTO: The New Wheel

Yarn-Bombed Doggie Heads Generate Bernal Wonder, Mystery

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Last weekend, the Citizens of Bernalwood were aflutter about a most uncommon sight found in the upper reaches of Folsom on the north side of Bernal Hill: Three cartoon-mascot dog heads, yarn-bombed inside three colorful, hand-knit cozies.

The spectacle was such that it begged an obvious question: Whaaaaaaaaat?

Happily, this one is easy to answer. The dogs themselves are relics from the Bay Area’s late, lamented Doggie Diner restaurant chain. The three on the trailer are under the custodianship of a local literatus (and friend of Bernalwood), and they regularly show up at quirky events around town. Rule of thumb: Where the dogs appear, fun is near.

As we reported earlier this month, Bernal was once home to our very own Doggie Diner, on the corner of Mission and Army (Cesar Chavez), until it closed in the early 1980s. Bernal’s Doggie Diner head would have looked exactly like the ones you see on the back of this trailer.

Except for the yard-bombing, of course. The cozies are a recent addition, and they were created by Olek, a NYC-based yarn artist:

We’re excited to report that yarn artist Olek has crocheted over the Holy Trinity of the Dogminican Order, the three vintage Doggie Diner heads that are under the care of Laughing Squid partner John Law. John reports, “Olek wanted to work with a San Francisco icon. The Golden Gate Bridge wasn’t available this trip (the girl is AMBITIOUS so who knows…) but the second most iconic SF landmark(s) was!”

So why were the doggie heads weekending in Bernal? Who knows? Who cares? Just like Bigfoot or the Bikini Jogger, it’s best not to ask why. Instead, simply marvel and appreciate that the universe has seen fit to grace us with their curious presence.

PHOTO Neighbor Lisa Morehouse

Video Reveals the Deeper Story About the Story of Neighbor Laurel’s Ongoing Journey

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About 25,000 people live in Bernal Heights, and each one of them has a story to tell. In fact, there’s a story behind each story, and at least one or two stories behind that, and maybe even a few more behind those. That’s an awful lot of stories when you start to do the math, but the real point is: The stories we tell each other are often vastly more complex than they might seem at first.

For example, two weeks ago, Bernal Neighbor Steve Sisler became intrigued by the story of Neighbor Laurel May, who wrote that lovely goodbye note to all of us shortly before she left Bernal to move to Las Vegas.

Neighbor Steve decided to interview Neighbor Laurel as part of his ongoing video series about Bernal people, and with the camera rolling she revealed that the story Bernalwood had received was only small part of a much larger, and more complex, and more moving story about the journey that Neighbor Laurel has embarked upon:

On her last day in Bernal, freelance writer Laurel May opens up about deep attachment to the neighborhood, having Stage IV Metastatic Breast Cancer and about living a meaningful life. From the mad scientist experiments she and her partner Brett hosted at Halloween, to Prize Panties on Cortland Avenue (and other pranksterish fun), to walking around with her bulldog Manchester, the 4 years Laurel spent in Bernal were the most at-home she’s ever felt anywhere.

Laurel and Brett are moving to Las Vegas, where they’ll be part of the Downtown Project — building a neighborhood from scratch in a blighted and rundown area. But although she’s moving on, Bernal has carved a place in Laurel’s soul forever. She’s also been named Chairwoman of the Bernal Heights Alumni Network.

This one-take, no-edit interview is most powerful intact and untouched from start to finish — with a run time of 21:46. We realize that’s bit on the long side, but this video is a not-to-be-missed gem.

Here’s Steve’s video, with an haute-couture celebrity cameo at the very end:

On top of all that… after Neighbor Laurel declared her desire to be Chairwoman of the Bernal Heights Alumni Network, Neighbor Steve ran out that very same day and created awesome plaque to make it official:

Godspeed, Neighbor Laurel.

You can follow her continuing adventures on the Twitter, or on her blog, canceristhenewblack.com.

Young Son of Accused Holly Park Hit and Run Driver Is Arrested for Hit and Run

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On top of everything else, this is simply unbelievable:

The son of a city gardener accused of running over a woman in a San Francisco park has been arrested for leaving the scene of a collision with a bicyclist. Prosecutors have yet to decide whether to pursue the case, but 19-year-old Jonathan Burnoski was booked by police, on a hit-and-run charge.

Police said the hit and run incident happened Wednesday afternoon in the Outer Mission shortly after Burnoski left the courtroom where his father was being arraigned.

Investigators say the 19-year-old hit a bicyclist as he was making a right turn. That person was not badly injured. Burnoski lives about a mile from where the accident occurred. He was followed by a witness who then called police. He was arrested for hit and run and booked into the county jail.

ABC-7 has video coverage of the younger Burnowski’s encounter with the law.

IMAGE: Scene of Jonathan Burnoski’s alleged hit and run, on Mission at Regent, via ABC-7 video