Time-Lapse Photo of Venus and Crescent Moon Over Bernal Hill Is Space-tacular

Venus and Moon Sequence over Bernal HeightsLast month, Potrero Hill photographer Daniel Leu snapped a terrific photo of the moon and Venus setting over Bernal Hill.

This month, Leu ups the game with a new photo that shows the moon and venus in action again over Bernal Hill, in dynamic time-lapse mode:

I set up my camera to capture the sequence of the moon setting behind the hill. Since I didn’t know how much the moon moves in a given time span, I took an image every 30s. This was way too much. As it turned out, one image every 6 minutes is all I needed to create my little sequence.

Wonderful!

PHOTO: Daniel Leu

Why Oh Why Would This House Rent for $9995 a Month?

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Neighbor Jack noticed something odd this week on the List of Craig: A “Victorian” house on Bennington available for rent at the gobsmackingly high figure of $9995 per month.

What could possibly explain this? Yes, it’s a single-family house with a garage and back yard. But the building itself looks rather unremarkable, with a stucco facade, aging wall-to-wall carpet, and exterior windows that feature those sad fake window panes. The listing doesn’t even include any photos of the kitchen.

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Perhaps the house sits on a diamond mine? Or perhaps it includes a vast underground rocket hangar and orbital launch facility?

A quick aerial survey of the premises via Google Maps disproved those theories, so Bernalwood sent an email to the landlord to inquire about the logic of the $9995 monthly rent. We were told:

The reason I am asking $9995 is because my mortgage payment alone is $10,000 and that does not include, taxes, insurance, repairs, etc,. plus it has one of the biggest backyards in Bernal Heights.

This seemed questionable. The yard is definitely nice-sized, but 24 Bennington is hardly big enough to host, say, a backyard motocross track like that giant yard on Alabama.

Plus, a $10,000 monthly mortgage seems far-fetched, especially since a records search shows that the current owner bought the house in 1994, and that it’s been on and off the market several times in the last few years.

So maybe — just maybe — Bernalwood had been fed some heavy-handed shading of the truth regarding that $10,000 monthly nut. Still, why would anyone seek $9995 a month for a place like this?

We turned to celebrity CurbedSF real estate blogger (and suspected Bernalphile) Ms. Sally Kuchar for guidance on the matter. This was Ms. Sally’s hypothesis:

Who knows why it’s that much, right? Anyone can basically put anything on Craigslist. The current owner may have read an article in the Chron that said Bernal was the hottest neighborhood in town for all we know, and decided to try to put it up for rent for a crazy amount of money.

I did a search on several other sites (Zumper, Lovely, Trulia, etc) and Bernal’s pretty much averaging in the $3,000 – $6,000 per month range for single-family homes. That said, when people read these articles all over about how rents are skyrocketing, sometimes they try to cash in by listing their abode for a lot of money with the hopes of some bazillionaire being stupid enough to sign a lease for it. Or their neighbors tell them how much they’re making from Airbnb (usually exaggerating that number) and they think “I can do that too!”

I saw a lot of this when the America’s Cup was coming up. “Oh! We have a house on the Marina Green! Let’s rent it out for $45,000 a month.” These people didn’t get their homes rented for that much, but an A for effort. Or something.

So there you go.

But hey, if you’re a gajillionaire who would like to rent this “Victorian home” for $9995 a month, Bernalwood is quite sure the landlord would be happy to discuss the matter with you.

PHOTOS: 24 Bennington, via Criagslist

TONIGHT: Bernal Designer Invites Us All to Launch Party for His Fabulous Lumio Light

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Last February, Neighbor Max Gunawan made waves in the gadget design world with his Kickstarter campaign to launch Lumio, a brilliant and beautiful articulated lamp that folds like a book. As Bernalwood reported at the time, Neighbor Max had hoped to raise $60,000 to begin production, but in the end his campaign raised an eye-popping $578,000. Wow.

Well, now it’s November, Neighbor Max is ready to begin selling Lumio, and he’s invited all of Bernal Heights to attend the launch party tonight:

The products are finally here!

We are having Lumio launch party on November 7th from 6 to 8 pm at Zinc Details (1905 Fillmore), and I would love it if you could attend. We’re very excited about the event, and I’d like to extend the invite to our Bernal Heights community.

Here’s the link to RSVP.

PHOTO: Neighbor Max

Burrito Blogger Bids Goodbye From Bernal’s Burrito Mecca

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All good things must come to an end, and nothing epitomizes this quite like a burrito. Though savory and impossibly large, every burrito is nonetheless finite… and the same is apparently true of blogs about burritos.

After writing 993 burrito reviews on his Burritoeater blog over the course of the last 10 years, Charles Hodgkins has decided to hang up his napkins and call it quits. Yet when EaterSF sat down with Mr. Hodgkins to reflect on his legendary burrito criticism career, they conducted the interview at the glamorous Taqueria Cancun on Mission at Valencia in Bernal Heights.

Coincidence? We think not.

Here’s a parting gem of burrito wisdom Hodgkins shared about the changes he’s seen in San Francisco’s burrito landscape:

Prices have gone up. That doesn’t bother me as much as it bothers other people. I went to Papalote a couple weeks ago with a friend of mine, and the burrito came to like $10.09. Minor cause for alarm, now that it’s in the double digits, but at the same time, another one was $5.50. And it’s not like getting ripped off when you buy a car and you overpay by thousands of dollars. You might be overpaying by like $1.50. So we have to keep it in perspective here. Surprisingly, burritos haven’t gotten more gourmet and ‘sophisticated.’ If anything, I think the burrito scene here is as healthy as its ever been. There are a number of taquerias that are better now than they used to be, or conversely, that used to be better but are not as good now. For the last month and a half, I’ve been going to twice a week to taquerias on this farewell tour of mine. It’s not just my favorite places, it’s also places that are just kind of important. Yesterday, I went to La Taqueria—I can’t stand their burritos, but I felt like I had to go one last time. But for every place that’s a letdown, there’s a place like Papalote, or El Castillito, or Cancun, that’s going to be rock-solid for time immemorial.

PHOTO: Charles Hodgkins at Bernal’s Taqueria Cancun, by EaterSF

In Which We Explore an Aerial View of Bernal Hill, Circa 1924

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Courtesy of our friends at the Bernal Heights History Project, we bring you this never-before seen aerial view of Bernal Hill. The photo comes via a private collection that was shared with BHHP, and it was likely taken sometime during the mid 1920s.

Why the mid-1920s? And when, exactly? There are a few clues that hint at the date, but first, let’s zoom and enhance to take a closer look:

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Okay, so the most obvious indication of the date is the fact that the Sears Department Store has not yet been built on Mission Street near Army (Cesar Chavez). The Sears opened in 1929, yet in this photo the site is not yet under construction, so that likely means this photo was taken at least a few years before the grand opening.

The 1920s were a period of rapid transformation for this particular corner of Bernal. As La Legua rebel leader and archival history geek Burrito Justice has documented, suring the first two decades of the 1900s, Mission Street just south of Army had been home to a cluster of horse-related businesses — stables, harness manufacturers, and the like. Here’s what Mission Street at Precita looked like in May, 1923. Notice all the carriages in front of the McTigue Livery on the left:

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Within a few years, the horse-related industry was quickly supplanted by car-related industry.  Here’s the same spot, in August, 1927. McTigue Livery has been replaced by Mission Chevrolet. There are also two new three-story apartment buildings next door, which today are the proud homes of El Rio and Virgil’s Sea Room (former Nap’s):

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But returning to our new aerial photo, notice that none of this new development is present. The McTigue stable building from 1923 appears to have been torn down, but the the three-story El Rio/Virgil’s buildings have not yet been built:

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All that tells us our photo is likely from sometime between 1923 and 1927.

Meanwhile, to the northeast…

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South Van Ness (which was still called Howard Street at that point) still does not yet connect to Army — as had been the case back in 1888. The grand church of St. Anthony’s stands on Army near Folsom, right across the street from the campus of the Cogswell Polytechnical College. Streetcar tracks loop around Precita Park via Folsom, and those darn pedestrians have worn a path in the grass while taking shortcuts across the western end of the park.

That takes us to the summit of Bernal Hill, as seen from the southeast:

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There’s no Bernal Heights Boulevard yet; that was a WPA project during the 1930s. Here, however, we can see a cluster of houses between Anderson and Ellsworth that was condemned and removed to make way for the road a decade later.

Two small quarries had been excavated from the south side of the hill, and as we all know, the scars from those operations remain quite vivid to this day.

Most surprising of all, however — at least to our precious contemporary sensibilities — is the giant advertising lettering at the top of this detail, on the northwest face of Bernal Hill, promoting  Maxwell automobiles. Apart from revealing a great deal about period attitudes toward landscape vista preservation, the Maxwell sign is also a useful chronology clue, since Maxwell was absorbed and discontinued by Chrysler in May, 1925. That suggests our photo likely predates the Maxwell shutdown.

Here’s a clearer shot of the Maxwell sign, as seen in the 1920s from around the intersection of Army and Valencia, again courtesy of the Bernal History Project. Notice those insane tilt-up automobile silhouettes at the summit of Bernal Hill!

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Putting all the pieces together, we’re going to go out on a limb to say that this new photo likely dates from around 1924.

This is a photo-forensic field day for one and all, however, so if you see any other interesting details, or any other clues that might assist or conflict with our photo dating, please chime in via the comments.

Finally, hooray, Bernal Heights History Project!

Neighbors Report on Pretrial Hearings for Defendants in Bernal Robbery Spree

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Last month, the defendants accused of perpetrating a series of brazen muggings on the streets of Bernal Heights in January 2013 had their pre-trial hearing to determine if the case should proceed to full trial.

During the hearing, the defendants filled the audience with friends and family, to suggest to the judge that the alleged criminals are upstanding members of their community. Not to be outdone, many members of the Bernal community attended as well, both to support the Bernal neighbors who testified, and to emphasize the extent to which the defendants’ alleged crimes had sent shockwaves through an entire neighborhood.

Bernal Heights even sent its own courtroom artists to document the scene inside the courtroom.  The images you see here,  from Neighbors Laurie Wigham (above) and Sharon Steuer (below), are the result.

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Midway through the hearings, Neighbor Laurie reported:

I had an interesting conversation with one of the defense attorneys on the steps at the lunchtime recess. After Monday’s session a lot of the court folks hung around to look at the sketches and chat with me. The impersonal frozen faces they wore during the court proceedings dropped away, and they were all casual and friendly and wanted to talk about their connections with Bernal. I got the impression that they are all surprised but pleased by the high neighborhood involvement.

Neighbor Sarah, Bernalwood’s ace crime correspondent, also attended the hearings, and she filed this extended report on the process and its outcome:

It looks like these guys are going to trial, though one count was dismissed (not sure which).

From the DA (edited slightly by me for clarity):

The defendants were held to answer on all but 1 robbery count. They are scheduled to be arraigned on the Information on 11/22/13. At that time, the defendants may enter a general time waiver or a no time waiver depending on how they want to proceed towards trial. Defendant Thomas Sagaiga moved to have his bail reduced but Judge Kahn denied the request. Both men remain in custody.

We can’t comment on the specifics of testimony, etc., without potentially affecting the case once it goes to full trial, so here are some more general thoughts on the process thus far.

One of the most striking things has been to realize how little we knew of the specific mechanics of the judicial process. The scheduling issue is incredibly daunting – when a judge, an assistant DA, two separate public defenders, witnesses, and the courtroom itself (all of whom/which have many other trials going on) have to coordinate schedules, it’s amazing that anything ever moves forward. And it’s very old-fashioned: the participants just get out their paper calendars, and they go through an iterative process – “How about 9am on the 16th?” “I have another trial that day.” “How about 1:30pm on the 21st?” etc.

Constitutional rights affect the schedule as well – defendants can waive their right to a speedy trial, which they may want to do in order to give their defense attorneys more time to prepare, but then that means that any defendants in other cases who do NOT waive their right to a speedy trial will take precedence over the ones who did.

The same goes for bifurcating your hearing – meaning you’ll let a single hearing take place over several, non-contiguous dates, which is what ended up happening here eventually.

If the juvenile in this case is charged as an adult, he will have the right to the same preliminary hearing, and so we are still quite a ways off from a trial.

We hope Bernalwoodians can continue to show up to support our neighbors and also show that we take an interest in crimes that happen in our neighborhood. Many neighbors have already shown up (several more than once), and we have gotten the impression (from the court employees and others) that it’s rare to have so many people who are not directly involved in a case show up at these hearings.

Finally, we were just as impressed by the bravery, stalwartness and perseverance of the three Bocana victims as we have been struck by the amount of time that elapses between arrest and preliminary hearings — let alone a trial. After watching this preliminary hearing, we have nothing but praise, admiration, and gratitude for Bernal’s three victims and the others who have testified in this case.

ILLUSTRATIONS: Laurie Wigham (top), Sharon Steuer (bel0w) 

Hurry! Go See “First” by Bernal Playwright Evy Pine Before Nov. 10

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Neighbor Laurie urges one and all to see the Bernal-born play that’s currently on stage at Stagewerx, depicting a day in the life of Bill Gates (before he was BILL GATES):

We went yesterday to see “First” at Stagewerx theater on Valencia Street to see Bernal resident Evelyn Jean Pine’s new play about the young Bill Gates and the dawn of the personal computer revolution.

Evy teaches writing at SF State and has been workshopping plays at different theaters for a few years, but this is her first fully-staged production. It’s an excellent production, with professional actors (Jeremy Kahn who plays Bill Gates is especially good) and a interesting lens for looking at the soul of the computer industry.

The run has been extended several times, but it is scheduled to end on November 10, so there’s still time for people to see it. Get your tickets right here.

CNET writes:

Anyone interested in events leading up to the PC revolution will likely enjoy reliving the era of leisure suits, punch cards, 27K memory, and software shared via computer tape. “First” is a lively and nostalgic step back in time, though a number of references, to software royalties and video game addiction (in this case the apocryphal title Thrill Hill), feel surprisingly current.

And then there was this item in Leah Garchik’s SF Chronicle column:

Leo Maselli was at a Stage Werx performance of “First,” which is about young Bill Gates, when he heard a man say to his companion, “I just tweeted Gates and told him to buy the screen rights to this play ASAP.”

Again, the play runs until Sunday, November 10, so get your tickets ASAP.

PHOTO: Jeremy Kahn as Bill Gates, via Stagewerx

Will Last Night’s Blackout Bequeath a Bernal Baby Boom?

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Darkness fell on Eastern Precitaville last night, as a PG&E transformer bit the dust near the intersection of Alabama and Precita, causing a prolonged blackout.

The Bernalwood Action News Satellite Uplink Miata rushed to the scene to investigate, where a PG&E worker confirmed social-media reports that the outage may have been caused by an errant children’s balloon.

Neighbor Kent used the darkness as an opportunity to get cosmic…

… while Neighbor Sarah pondered other ways to keep busy:

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Belgian Restaurant to Open in Former Locavore Space; Bernal Moule Frites Junkies Rejoice

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Bernal foodies, our long neighborhood nightmare of moule frites deprivation will soon come to a close. No longer will we have to venture beyond the comfortable confines of Bernal Heights to get a moule frites fix, because Tablehopper reports that the folks behind the wonderful Pi Bar plan to remedy Bernal’s moule frites deficit by opening Bel, a new Belgian restaurant, on Mission at Valencia:

Liquor license activity reveals a new taker for the former Locavore space on Mission in Bernal: Richard Rosen, one of the partners are Pi Bar in the Mission. We had a chance to catch up with Rosen on the phone, and he confirms that he is working on the new spot. It will be called ~BEL~ and is all about Belgian food and beer. He says it will be a full-service café, inspired by the sidewalk cafés of cities like Brussels and Bruges. The beverage selection will focus on beers (obvs), many of them Belgian, but you’ll also find Belgian-style beers from other parts of the world, and some local options with different flavor profiles.

In the food department, look for traditional Belgian dishes like moules frites and a California take on the Belgian shrimp croquette, but made with local crab. Rosen will serve as the chef and is looking toward early spring 2014 to open.

PS: While it’s not a proper moule frites, it should be noted that the skillet-roasted mussels at the Old Clam House on Bayshore are a satisfying stopgap alternative.

Bernal Merchants Warned about PG&E “Payment Overdue” Scam

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Miss Dawn from El Rio passes along this fraud-prevention alert:

Wanted share some info with other business owners regarding another PG&E scam.

We got a call at the club [last week] from a man saying he was with PG&E, and our payment to did not clear, and if we did not pay right away, our power would be turned off. Our staff said she would pass the info on and for them to leave a contact number. When we called, the whole thing sounded shady. In the meantime, I rang the main line for PG&E, and confirmed our payments were up to date. In addition, PG&E reported that this is a scam that has been going around.

Supposedly, they try to get you to buy some card thru Wallgreens or Rite Aid that contains a number, which they then take. We passed the info to SFPD at Ingleside. The scammers called again and we told them they were welcome to discuss it with the ingleside police. They hung up. That was fun!

PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Bernalwood

UPDATED: Is This the Best Bernal Heights Halloween Costume of 2013?

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Neighbor Daroom just sent me this podium-grade contender for the Best Bernal Heights Halloween Costume of 2013.

It comes in the form of a live impersonation of the mysterious but Yelp-popular Sheepskin City (and discount Toyota Prius battery service provider) that’s such a prominent fixture on the corner of Cesar Chavez and Bryant.

Did you see any other awesome costumes in Bernal yesterday? Send ’em in!  bernalwood@gmail.

UPDATE: Photobernalist Adrian Mendoza shares his photos of becostumed Bernalese from yesterday:

1. Carolina Vallejo invokes her inner “Frida Kahlo” as she staffs the Copy Central Mission on Halloween:

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2. This gentleman was sitting outside the Bernal Library, waiting for his wife and child, one of which, he said, would be dressed as wasabi:

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3. Land shark attack!

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4. Goldilocks and the 3 Bears:

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5. Trick or treaters:

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6. Mother and son on the 67 bus. “Don’t worry, mijo,” she said, “no one’s going to mistake you for a real cholo. You’re carrying a “Monsters, Inc” candy bag.”

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UPDATE: Miss Lisa from the Bernal Heights Rec Center After School programs sends this along:

After the mini carnival run by our middle schoolers on Halloween day, a few of us went Trick or Treating on Cortland. A student named Younger dressed as a Bloody Butcher, complete with a sickle and a package of wrapped brains. I knew that we had to pay a visit to Avedano’s, and they were awesome to let us take some pics:

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Globetrotting Bernal Neighbors Having Fun, Wishing We Were There

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Neighbors Matt and Jennifer are on a global walkabout, but they sent Bernalwood a sweet note via eAir Mail to let us all know they’re thinking of us:

Jennifer and I decided that life is short, and took an early retirement in April. We rented out our home on Anderson Street and left our beloved Bernal for what we hope is two or three years in Southeast Asia. We moved sight unseen to Ubud, Bali, Indonesia, to use as our home base. We have been learning the language, exploring the land, and loving the culture and people.

We spent two weeks recently in Bangkok and Chiang Mai, and are now in Bagan, Myanmar, which is amazing and quite different from Thailand and Indonesia.

For my birthday last month, Jennifer had this “Bernal Heights” t-shirt made, to help me cope from bring away from my favorite village and my favorite city on the planet. Here’s a photo taken earlier today as we biked around the vast plains with hundreds of scattered temples.

Our travel blog is: SEA for Ourselves.

We send our best to our Bernal friends, businesses and neighbors.

Here’s a detail of that sporty Bernal Heights t-shirt. Sweet!

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Selamat jalan, Neighbors Matt and Jen!

Our great hope is that when you return, you will open a cozy little warung on Cortland specializing in authentic nasi campur.