Hearing Scheduled to Save Bernal’s Historic Coke Sign

The effort to save the historic Coca-Cola sign that survives on the side of Richard Modolo’s home in Bernal Heights has been long, dramatic, and (thus far) mostly successful. But it is not over yet.

There’s a hearing scheduled for Thursday, Feb. 23 to consider the conditional use permit required to allow the sign to remain, and Richard Modolo needs all the support he can get during the hearing. In an email to Bernalwood, he writes:

It has almost been a full year since we started the effort to Save the Vintage Coke sign. One might have thought it was over by now, but that is not the case — though we are close. A few months back I was allowed to pull a Conditional Use permit which will allow me the keep and maintain this vintage sign. The final process in the permit is the public hearing with the Planning Department, and that has now been scheduled for Thursday, February 23, at 12 noon in room 400 of City Hall. The hous has been posted with two very big signs informing the public of the hearing. It could be a very interesting hearing, and I may need all the support I can get.

If you can attend the hearing to support the historic sign, Richard would be very grateful for your time and effort.

BONUS! Richard also sent Bernalwood this photo, circa 1991, which shows what his building looked like shortly after the asbestos siding was removed — revealing the vintage sign that had been hidden underneath. As you can see, the photo shows not only the Coca-Cola “ghost sign,” but also a sign from Amoroso Grocery, the corner market that used to occupy the structure. Very cool:

PHOTOS: Richard Modolo

“Eye of Sautrito” Proposed to Halt Illegal Dumping on Bernal Hill

While Bernalwood readers debate the wisdom of installing security cameras along Bernal Heights Boulevard to deter illegal dumping, Neighbor Joe Thomas has developed  a high-tech alternative: The Eye of Sautrito!

Inspired by J.R.R. Tolkien and developed by Raytheon in collaboration with DARPA, the Eye of Sautrito will combine high-resolution, full-motion video capability with infrared optics and a frequency hopping, continuous-wave signal calibrated to thwart electronic countermeasures. If illegal dumping is detected in the target area, the Eye of Sautrito uses a directed-energy pulse emitter to permanently disable the ignition systems of perpetrators’ vehicles while also rendering the perpetrators themselves sexually impotent. When fully operational, the system will provide continuous, on-station protection at all times of day and in all weather.

As shown in the rendering above, the Eye of Sautrito would provide 360-degree coverage of Bernal Hill in a secure and tamper-resistant facility perched high above our beloved hilltop.

Citizens of Bernalwood, let’s build this thing.

IMAGE: Illustration by Joe Thomas, via Craig Sakowitz

RIP: Rose Cliver, 109, Bernal Heights Earthquake Witness

The San Francisco Chronicle brings us the obituary of Rose Cliver, a former Bernal Heights resident (from Gates Street) who watched the city burn from atop Bernal Hill after the Great Earthquake of 1906 struck:

Rose Cliver was 3 years old on April 18, 1906, when the quake and resulting fire killed more than 1,000 people and ruined more than 28,000 buildings. When she died Saturday at a residential care home in Santa Rosa, she was 109.

She attended an annual commemoration of the disaster in 2009, and “enjoyed her 15 minutes of fame,” said her son, Don Cliver of Santa Rosa. She told The Chronicle that day that she and her family, who lived in Bernal Heights, had climbed Bernal Hill after the quake and “watched San Francisco burn.”

Don Cliver said his mother wasn’t supposed to live long after her premature birth, but was the picture of health thereafter. One of 13 siblings, she lived an ordinary life – marriage, homemaking, two children of her own – and enjoyed traveling and quarter slot machines in her later years.

The Chronicle notes that Cliver’s death leaves four known 1906 quake survivors.

PHOTO: via Bernal History Project

Star Sighting: “Curb Appeal” Filming on Bocana

Neighbor Jon contacted us via the Twitter yesterday with this hot news flash:

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O-M-G! HGTV’s “Curb Appeal!”  Fliming on Bocana! So where are the photographs of glamourous celebrity hosts and tasty Craft Services food trucks? We asked Neighbor Jon to zap his paparazzi photos to us. He sent us this bizarre reply:

“I was phone-less!”

The Bernalwood Newsroom was stunned. Whuuuuuuut? Phoneless? In the twenty-first century? How sad. How befuddling.

Instead, Neighbor Jon sent us a “before” photo of the house that’s getting the Curb Appeal makeover. So watch that space, to see how the makeover goes down.

PHOTO: Neighbor Jon

Parking Woes Make Man Abandon Move to San Francisco

Stencils of Doom

Neighbor John introduces us to an outraged young man who tried using Bernal Heights as a long term parking lot. That didn’t go so well, so he will not be moving here anytime soon. John explains:

Had to laugh when someone forwarded your posting about the contretemps between two actual Bernal residents over long-term parking.

Over here on Eugenia, we also have no street cleaning (thank goodness), and we’ve historically attracted outsiders using our street for al fresco auto repair and airport parking. No lie, you’ll sometimes see a cab pull up to a long-parked car and drop off someone with a rollie bag…

Several months ago, we had a car filled with stuff that didn’t move for a week or two. We thought it was abandoned (which happens every now and then), someone called it in, DPT started posting warnings. The warnings elapsed and the car was towed away.

Next thing, the street — cars, mailboxes — was plastered with the attached communication from the outraged non-resident parker….

So many things to like about this guy’s letter — not the least of which is the threat of social media PR suicide (“you have… forever marked San Franciscans as snobby, me-first people in the eyes of my thousands of blog and internet followers…”) We thought about warning the chamber of commerce and tourism board that this was coming.

But after reading the note a couple of times, I had to scratch my head over “Peter” and his decision to forever cross SF off his list of potential new homes. Entitlement; indiginant, unapologetic disregard for the rules; self-righteous sense of victimization? I kinda think Pete might fit right in…

So with that as our introduction, let us now savor and appreciate Peter’s cri de coeur:

PHOTO: Top, Telstar Logistics

Meet to Make the Bernal Cut More Charming, Saturday

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Neighbor Sandy is leading the charge to make the Bernal Cut more beautiful, and she would welcome your assistance:

Since learning about the SF Street Parks program (by way of Bernalwood’s reporting on the Vista Pointe Street Park), I have volunteered to steward the North East portion of The Bernal Cut hillside (San Jose Ave from Randall Street to Highland) with the hope of addressing the pollution, crime, and general sense of hopelessness surrounding the Bernal Cut path, bridges, staircases, and hillside.

Our first community-planning meeting will be held at the Bernal Heights Library Meeting Room on Saturday, February 18 from 2pm to 4pm. We’d love it if other Bernalwood readers would join us for the discussion.

PHOTO: Peter Ehrlich

Local TV News Covers Illegal Garbage Dumping in Bernal

The TV people from CBS5 Eyewitness News saw the Bernalwood story this week about the problem we face with sleazy contractors and other forms of human lowlife dumping huge piles of trash at the foot of Bernal Hill. CBS5 sent a crew over to do a story about it, and along the way that prompted The City to clean up the mess ASAP. (Thank you, DPW!)

But the bad news is… it seems there’s not much that can be done to address the problem in the long term. A video camera might work once or twice, but thereafter the vermin are likely to either disable the camera or hide their license plates. Regardless, it might be worth a try, eh?

I can’t embed the video here, but click to view the CBS5 video about Bernal’s illegal dumping problem.

PHOTO: Neighbor Regina

Home Portrait: Golden Gate Bridge House

So it seems that the California Historical Association has hit upon an idea: To commemorate the installation of a new exhibition marking the 75th anniversary of the Golden Gate Bridge, the organization plans to paint their headquarters building in SoMa the exact same color as… the Golden Gate Bridge.

It’s a clever idea, but it’s not so original. Indeed, here in Bernal Heights, where everyone is avant-garde, there is already a structure which does the same thing. It’s a house located on Precita near the intersection with Shotwell, and it’s painted from top to bottom in the exact color used on the Golden Gate Bridge: International Orange.

The University of California at Berkeley provides a quick overview of how International Orange was selected for use on the bridge:

Chief engineer Joseph Strauss and his colleagues intended to select a paint that would withstand the harsh winds and weather and the corrosive salt air-constant factors for a bridge across the Golden Gate. Following a year of testing paints and colors, the possible choices were carbon black, steel gray, and orange. Some felt that this bridge, like others, should be black, gray, or silver. Architect Irving Morrow preferred the warm orange color for both aesthetic and practical reasons. He felt that the darker shades would detract from the beautiful setting and that orange could be seen better in dense fog, another constant factor for the Gate. He was supported by local artist and sculptor Benjamin Buffano, and by many other locals who wrote letters supporting his choice of “International Airways Orange.”

San Franciscans took to International Orange almost immediately, as evidenced by this letter sent to Irving Morrow in 1935 — two years before the bridge was completed:

Dear Mr. Morrow,

For some time I have been wanting to express to you how fine the Golden Gate Bridge tower on the Marin Shore seems to me.

I have watched it from the ferry and the city in almost every kind of weather and light, and find it superbly in harmony with the landscape both in design and color.

Now that the south tower is beginning to appear, the beauty of that color of red lead has been brought home to me even more — in marked contrast to the drab color of the Carquinez Bridge and others about the bay.

Couldn’t the Golden Gate Bridge be left in red lead or some finishing paint that approaches vermillion?

It would enhance the dignity of the great structure and harmonize it completely with its surroundings.

Of course, that “red lead” wasn’t just primer — it was the finish coat, and a lead-free version of the color is still in use today. According to the purchasing manager for the Golden Gate Bridge, the official paint is called “Golden Gate Bridge International Orange”  (Code: B-66EJ1000 or B-640216206) and it’s manufactured by Sherwin-Williams.

Fireweed: SW6328

Unfortunately, the paint used on the bridge is a custom commercial mix sold only to high-volume clients. For civilian homeowners, Sherwin-Williams makes a consumer color color called “Fireweed” (code SW 6328) that’s an exact equivalent to the paint used on the bridge.

Funny thing, though… when you see a sample of Fireweed — like the one to the right — it looks much much darker and much less orange than your mental image of the Golden Gate Bridge:

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But that’s (literally) just a trick of the light. This photo shows a field comparison, with a Fireweed swatch held up alongside a  portion of the Golden Gate Bridge. If you allow for a little fading and oxidation on the portion of the bridge shown here, you can see it’s the same color:

How to paint anything the color of the Golden Gate Bridge

Hit that color with some intense natural sunlight, and watch what happens… Voila! It glows in that familiar Golden Gate Bridge hue. Notice how that’s happening in the sunny portion of the Bernal Heights house shown in this photo:

Ce n'est pas un Photoshop

So there you have it. More than you ever wanted to know about the Golden Gate Bridge House in Bernal Heights. And why do we know so much about this home?

That’s easy: It’s my house, I researched and chose the color, and I live here.

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Jasmine Tea House Reopens Under New Ownership

There was much sadness and gnashing of teeth when the Jasmine Tea House on Mission Street closed last August. The business was offered for sale, and apparently it found a buyer. So now the Jasmine Tea House has reopened. Neighbor Phern tells Bernalwood:

My favorite Chinese restaurant in Bernalwood, Jasmine Tea House has reopened! Owner Robert (last name?) personally delivered my order last night to tell me the news that they have been open for a week with the same menu and making every effort to make sure everything tastes the same.

They offer 18 choices of dim sum …I love their pork and shrimp siu mai, shrimp and chive dumplings. For appetizers I love onion pancake and deep fried oyster, mango prawn salad and sesame cold noodle salad. Sizzling beef, basil ostrich, Shanghai fillet and Peking duck are a few of their specialties.

PHOTO: Mr. Judkins

Rainbow Alert! Rainbow Alert! Rainbow Alert!

Be advised: This afternoon the Bernalwood Rainbow Observation Center activated a Category Four Rainbow Alert at approximately 4:46 pm.

At the moment we have received two (2) documented reports of rainbows in the greater Bernal Heights area. Residents are encouraged to shelter in place. In the event that you begin to feel inexplicable euphoria, our experts advise you to remain calm. If needed, you may play with crayons.

PHOTOS: 4Blankwalls and @aheartwell

Some Recent Photographs by Bernalwood Shuttberbugs

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Our talented posse of Bernalwood shutterbugs have been very busy of late, taking surprising and wonderful photographs of our surprising and wonderful neighborhood. A recent visit to the Bernalwood Flickr Group yielded a trove of superb images, so I’ve pulled together a greatest hits collection here for your convenience and entertainment.

Above, we see a foggy view looking up toward Bernal Hill, by Erin Malone.

Next, we have this great photo by Robogeoff that captures the essence of what life in Bernal Heights is all about:

sparkle glitter magic

Craig Sakowitz snapped this bucolic scene of a verdant Bernal Hill:

For fans of trippy clouds and brooding colors, it’s hard to beat this photo Brent Daniel took of the sky above Holly Park:

Sunset over Holly Park, Bernal Heights

But, having said that, this photo by Artsewp is pretty intense too:

Winter - S.F. CA. 2012

Tatum Magnus used our hill as the setting for this sporty photo of a gent named Winton:

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Here’s a stunner captured by Jason Rodman back in October:

Wrap me up

And finally, there’s this photo of an orange house that Victoria Smith captured on her iPhone just yesterday:

So there you have it. Remember: Our photo editors review the submissions to the Bernalwood FLickr Group with neurotic obsessiveness, and every photo in there is welcomed with love and appreciation. Share with us!

PHOTOS: Via the Bernalwood Flickr Group