Rainbow Alert! Rainbow Alert! Rainbow Alert!

Be advised: This afternoon the Bernalwood Rainbow Observation Center activated a Category Four Rainbow Alert at approximately 4:46 pm.

At the moment we have received two (2) documented reports of rainbows in the greater Bernal Heights area. Residents are encouraged to shelter in place. In the event that you begin to feel inexplicable euphoria, our experts advise you to remain calm. If needed, you may play with crayons.

PHOTOS: 4Blankwalls and @aheartwell

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