Coyote Sighting! This Morning! On Wool Street!

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I’ll make an exception to Bernalwood’s normal “photo or it didn’t happen” policy to share this important wildlife update from Neighbor Lynne:

A coyote trotted down Wool Street at about 6:45 a.m.  It made it to cortland where it seemly freaked out and turned around and ran back up Wool.  seeing me and the three workers near the corner of eugenia and wool, turned east on eugenia.  one of the workers snapped a shot on his smart phone but alas, i didn’t have a camera on me.

Anyone else see the Bernal Coyote? Preferably, with photo documentation?

PHOTO: 2007 coyote sighting on Alabama near the top of Bernal Hill, by Katie Spence

 

Average Home Sales Prices in Bernal Heights Now Exceed Pre-Bust Highs

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These charts were compiled by the Paragon Real Estate Group. If the data is correct (and I’m reading it correctly), it would appear that the real estate bust has all but ended in Bernal Heights, with average home sale prices now exceeding their pre-bust highs.

Paragon did a little hocus-pocus with their calculations by stripping distressed property sales (i.e. foreclosures) from the mix. Yet that seems like a reasonable methodology, given that the accompanying table indicates the number of distress sales has also dropped in the last year:

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Notice also that while average sales prices are at a new high of $907K, prices per square foot have not yet topped their 2007 peak of $666. For better or for worse.

Burglary-Avoidance Tip: Don’t Leave The Garage Door Opener In Your Parked Car

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Hypothetical scenario: You park your car on a Bernal Heights street with a shiny set of your house keys tucked beneath the visor or stashed in the glovebox.

Sound insane? Completely daft? Does that hypothetical scenario generate a visceral sense of foreboding and anxiety?

Good! It should! Because it’s totally nuts! After all, we all know that if someone broke into your car, they would also get your house keys. And once they have your your house keys, they can also rob your house. Obviously.

Yet that’s also why it’s a very bad idea to leave a remote garage door opener in your parked car. Neighbor Miranda writes:

I just want to have the people of Bernal know that my home on Gates and Powhattan was almost robbed this week.  The would-be thieves pried my roommates back window of his truck open and stole the garage door opener.  That is all they took.  They didn’t “smash and grab”, they had a mission to invade our home.  They tested the opener at about 3am  — the door opened then closed.  They then returned about 2 hours later and opened the garage again.  My roommate who heard it the first time was still up, he came out with a flash light and they took off in a red hatchback.

This seems like a whole new way to break in.  Just stealing garage door openers from cars that no one is likely to miss until its too late.

Exactly! It’s a trend, even.

Just yesterday Bernalwood received this alert from Capt. Tim Falvey from the SFPD’s Ingleside Station:

I don’t know if you saw our newsletter’s crime alert, but we had a couple of auto boostings in the Precita Park area where the suspect used the garage door opener to access the garage. The suspect then entered the garage and stole the victim’s bicycle. The same thing just happened on the 100 block of Elsie over the weekend. Please advise people that they should be mindful of garage doors opening at unusual hours. People shouldn’t leave their house keys in the car (registration paperwork has the address), and the garage door opener is as good as a key.

Captain Tim Falvey

So there you have it. Remove the damn garage door opener from your street-parked car, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Muni Plan Will Give Bernal Heights the Short Bus

67BernalBusNeighbor Keith is a valiant regular aboard Muni’s 67 Bernal bus line, and he’s rather unthrilled about a service change announced this week:

As a daily rider of the 67 – San Francisco’s friendliest bus route – I’m used to getting up close and personal with my Bernal neighbors. But, at the end of yesterday’s particularly packed small-bus sardine-a-thon to 24th Street BART, our very friendly regular driver happened to mention that Muni has decided to take all large buses off the 67 route for the next three months.

I asked our bus driver about the 67 Short Bus Switch™ again this morning, and she told me that the drivers haven’t been given any reason for the decision (apparently, they are normally told if it’s due to something sensible like the construction on Folsom). So who knows what Muni is thinking in this instance (or, for that matter, ever).

Overcrowding is already an issue most mornings and evenings, and using small buses will only make things worse (unless, of course, Muni is secretly planning to increase bus frequency).

Being squeezed in so tight is obviously unpleasant, but also seems unsafe – those twists and turns can get quite exciting when trying to hang on to a stroller and toddler.

In good neighborly fashion, I’ve submitted a complaint via the online 311 service, but  some noise from Bernal neighbors could help grease the wheels of progress.

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

 

Restaurant Critic Michael Bauer Dines at Hillside Supper Club and Stars Are Issued

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San Francisco Chronicle restaurant critic Michael Bauer came to Bernal Heights to sample the fare at the new, permanent, and already popular Hillside Supper Club.

The Bauer explored the menu. The Bauer ate. The Bauer observed. And in the end, The Bauer awarded Hillside Supper Club two  stars (out of a possible four). The Bauer’s review was loving but firm:

Owners [Tony Ferrari and Jonathan Sutton] clearly have vision and talent, but could use an editor; in some cases, the embellishments diminish the effect on such otherwise excellent combinations as handmade cavatelli with lamb sugo. I loved it until I got a sweet, acidic burst of pickled pomegranate. A fresh contrast is always nice on a long-cooked sauce, but in this case the effect was jolting.

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Yet for all its minor flaws in food and service, the room was packed with customers and goodwill. Hillside feels like a club – a neighborhood gathering place in an underserved residential area. In the end, that’s what counts.

PHOTO: HSC Chefs Tony Ferrari (left) and Jonathan Sutton. By John Storey for the San Francisco Chronicle

Bernal Penguinologist Introduces His Co-Workers at the San Francisco Zoo

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During a recent overcast morning, Bernalwood’s Cub Reporter and I headed west to the San Francisco Zoo to visit one of our glamorous Bernal neighbors, penguinologist Anthony Brown.

We used the Twitter to warn Anthony we were coming, and he encouraged us to arrive in time to watch the penguin feeding, which happens each day at 10:30 am. We did as we were told, and we arrived at Penguin Island just in time to watch neighbor Anthony tell the assembled crowd of parents and kids all about the 30+ Magellanic penguins he keeps.

After the penguins enjoyed a hearty herring breakfast, the Cub Reporter and I got a very special treat: Some backstage celebrity-time with one of the adolescent penguins in the zoo’s colony.

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Needless to say, the penguin was very polite and a delightful conversationalist. Neighbor Anthony is clearly raising his charges well. Or so it seemed — having never hung out with a penguin before,  we can’t say if they are all as charming as the one we met.

As you can imagine, Bernalwood’s Cub Reporter was thrilled:

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Neighbor Anthony encourages all Citizens of Bernalwood to visit him at the zoo during the daily penguin feedings at 10:30 am and 3 pm, every day except Thursday or Friday (when he’s off duty). Stop by, give Neighbor Anthony the secret Bernal Heights hand signal, and share a friendly hello over a little bit of penguin-talk.

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Parents of Future Kindergartners, You Need a Drink! Drown Your Anxieties During ‘SFUS-D-Day’ at the Lucky Horseshoe

lottery.jittersAs the ides of March draw near, anyone planning to send their kid to public school in San Francisco is getting a bit nervous right about now. For those not in the know, the school district will soon tell parents which school their child will attend this fall. Might be a school you requested; might not be. You just don’t know.

But know this, parents: You are not alone. So line up those nanas, nannies, or sitters now, because you’re coming (we hope) to the all-too-aptly-named Lucky Horseshoe on Cortland to cele-miserate “SFUS-D-Day” on Thursday, March 14.

I am sure we do not have to remind you that this date is nominally the night before the district computer drops the fate of your future Einstein or Earhart into the mail with all the clatter and clang of a latter-day Linotype machine… and exactly as much empathy.

We’re hoping the good folks at the Horseshoe will offer a custom cocktail lineup featuring such classics-for-one-night as:

  • The First Choice Fizz (champagne, egg white, and Goldschläger)
  • The CTIPsy Gypsy (rose water and smokey scotch)
  • The Dual Immersion Bender (a jigger each of two bottles picked blind from the top shelf)
  • The Attendance Aria (shot of PBR dropped into half-pint of vodka)

…and perhaps some nonalcoholic counterparts as well. But whether it’s for the water or the whine, come on down and look your competition in the eye one last time as equals!

We’ll try to come up with a mechanism for gathering some anecdotal information from attendees, but this is really about forging a moment of defiant collective non-silence in the face of a dehumanizing and exhausting process that, for better and worse, is soon to come to… well, only the first of many notional endings.

WHERE: The Lucky Horseshoe, 453 Cortland Avenue

WHEN: After the kiddies are tucked in bed

WHO: Pre-K parents and those who love them

PHOTO: Aaron Ximm

This Is the Most Expensive Home For Sale in Bernal Heights

347MullenOur real estate-obsessed friends at the excellent CurbedSF blog call our attention to this newly renovated home on Mullen that has just hit the market:

In 2008, 347 Mullen was just a vacant lot. It sold for $399K and plans were drawn up for a big house to be built. Shoot forward to today and said house is above and asking $1,695,000, which means it’s the most expensive home currently for sale in Bernal Heights. The 4-bed, 3.5-bath, 3,000 sq. ft. single-family home was completed in 2011. From the listing we learn that the “location is in the secret balmy banana belt of coveted Bernal Heights,” so there’s that.

PHOTO: AFARMLS via CurbedSF

TONIGHT: Celebrate The New Wheel’s One Year Anniversary

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Has it only been a year?

The New Wheel bicycle shop on Cortland is celebrating its one year anniversary tonight, but it feels like the business has been here much longer. Store owners Brett and Karen have carved out a unique niche selling futuristic electric bicycles, but the they do it with an old skool appreciation for community engagement, friendly service, and great design. Their store has been such a natural addition to Cortlandia that it feels like its been there forever.

Now Brett invites all of Bernalwood to come celebrate this evening:

I’d like to extend an invitation to our One Year Anniversary in Bernal party this Friday from 6 to 9pm. We are going to have food and drinks, along with games to win some awesome new t-shirts we’ve designed. Hope you can make it! We’ve sent out the word to our customers, friends, and acquaintances, but perhaps you could let the Bernalwood reading public know as well.

Consider yourself invited, and please do bring congratulations for Brett and Karen.

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PHOTOS: Courtesy of The New Wheel

Jedi Warrior Defends Bernal from Dark Side of The Force

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Bernal Heights plays host to innovative technology, tasteful wildlife, and superior purveyors of fine pickles.

But did you know that Bernal Heights is also a critical front in the epic struggle to liberate this star system from the tyranny of the Galactic Empire?

Well, it’s true. As proof, we submit this photo of a heroic battle waged recently on Bernal Hill, as captured by Michael O’Neal.

Meanwhile, in other news, the guy on the left claims he’s your father.

UPDATE: Over on the Instagram, @democles01 works the NIMBY angle:

Every time I go to that park, Sith Lords and Jedi are fighting each other and I’m tired of it. Then they look at me, and I’m like Hey!! My dog just needs to take a dump guys! Jeesh.

PHOTO: @moneal

Paulie’s Pickling Prevails in Picky Pickle Smackdown

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By day, I work in an office where I sit across from a gentleman named Boris.

Boris was born in Russia, and though he emigrated to the US as a teenager, he retains his Eastern European palate. I was born in New Jersey, and though I emigrated to California after college, I inherited the Eastern European palate bequeathed to me via the DNA of my grandparents. In practical terms, the upshot of this is that both Boris and I have a deep fondness for pickles.

Boris lives in Berkeley, and he loves the pickles he gets at Saul’s Deli on Shattuck.

I live in Bernal Heights, and I’m a fan of the pickles I get from Paulie’s Pickling on Cortland.

So which is better?

To answer this question, Boris and I each brought a jar of our favorite pickles into the office, and yesterday afternoon we organized a Pickle Smackdown: A side-by-side taste test for an office full of fussy foodies, with Best Pickle honors decided by popular acclaim.

Fellow Citizens of Bernalwood, I’m here to tell you at our ad hoc Pickle Smackdown, Paulie’s Pickles prevailed handily, easily beating the competition from Saul’s (which was very good, but just not better). Even Boris eventually admitted that Paulie’s produces a superior pickle product.

Victory doesn’t get any tastier than that.

Bernal Heights Crime Report for February 2013: Robberies Back Down, Car Break-Ins Back Up, and Keep Your iGadgets Hidden

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Neighbor Sarah attended the SFPD Ingleside Community meeting last week, and she filed these terrific summary notes on Bernal Heights crime trends. Read on:

CRIME STATISTICS & TRENDS

At the beginning of January, there were not very many robberies – eight in the first two weeks. Then, as we all know, there was a big spike – 38 in the next two weeks. This pattern was repeated citywide. Most spikes in crime tend NOT to be the result of many people doing one crime apiece but rather a few people committing many crimes. This January saw 18 more robberies than last January.

They brought in the Violence Reduction Team from downtown and saturated the areas that had seen lots of robberies. There were several arrests, and robberies are down to their previous level. There were 16 arrests this January vs. eight in January 2012.

Burglaries are up a little, possibly because during the recent warm spell, people left more windows open. One common mistake is to leave your back window or side/service yard window open – burglars know that people do this and will look for ways to get into those areas.

Auto thefts are also up a little, but they made two “good arrests” lately – the suspects are “frequent flyers” with many past auto thefts under their belts. The station does a lot of crime-mapping and overlaying it with maps showing the addresses of people who are recently out of jail for those crimes.

Thefts from locked vehicles continue to be concentrated and on the rise in Precita Park and Crocker-Amazon Park between 10pm and 6am. With the new cadets arriving at the station, experienced officers are being freed up to focus on these problem areas. They are also working on outreach to remind people not to leave things in their cars.

Remove charging cords, GPS suction cups, or anything else that may make a thief think you have something valuable in the car. Thieves use sparkplug chips, which allow them to break in noiselessly and quickly. Some people have nothing in their cars, but the cars still get broken into – this is because the thieves are finding enough stuff in cars in the area that they’re going fishing for more.

If you see people looking into cars, call the non-emergency number (553-0123). If they continue to look into cars or start doing other suspicious things, or if you see a clear crime in progress, call 911. The captain’s mantra is “people aren’t suspicious; their behavior is” (meaning: call the police if you see something weird going on, and let them check it out).

52 people have been arrested citywide for firearm violations in the first 49 days of the year – 11 were in Ingleside. When robberies involve guns, they bring in the plainclothes units very quickly.

Robberies have been more violent in this recent crime wave. Please do not have your iPhone out – they convert to $300 very quickly. I asked if there was a gang connection to these robberies, and the captain said he did not believe so. The Ingleside neighborhoods tend to be targeted by opportunists who like the easy freeway access. Gangs tend to raise money for themselves through drug-dealing and not through robberies.

If you are a victim of a robbery, try to be a good witness without putting yourself in danger. Muggers often wear multiple pairs of pants or shirts so that they can shed layers between robberies. Try to get a look at anything that won’t change – shoes, scars, tattoos, glasses, markings.

Always be sure to report crimes, even car break-ins! It sounds obvious, but many people don’t do it. And if the police don’t have an accurate view of where the crimes are occurring, they cannot correctly assign resources.

Someone asked about reporting crimes or suspicious behavior anonymously. You can do so, but it means the police will have to establish their own probable cause to search someone – ie, they can’t use the anonymous call as the probable cause. So if you feel comfortable giving your name, do, but you don’t have to.

The Balboa Park BART thefts (where people in cars would ask passersby for directions and then steal their phones) have dropped off. They were also happening in the East Bay (same suspect descriptions), and the captain thinks they may have been arrested elsewhere. If that’s correct, they would then also be charged with the SF crimes.

A community member asked about young people loitering on the steps next to the Italian American Social Club in the Excelsior, which has been an ongoing problem. The club has a 25MPC notice (a no-trespassing letter authorizing police to remove people), but the building next door does not, so people have been gathering there and causing problems.

PAL CADET PROGRAM

This is a four-week, five days/week, six hours/day program for students aged 14 to 20 who have an interest in becoming police officers or just learning more about the police. They must reside or go to school in SF, have a 2.0+ GPA, and pass an SFPD background check. The program runs from June 17 to July 12. There is an ongoing volunteering/community service component to the program as well.

They get a taste of what the police academy is like – classroom time, exercise, uniforms, background on law and police powers. The program is targeting the southeast area of SF.

Applications are due by 5pm on April 5. Trivia: both Captain Dave Lazar and former Chief Heather Fong started out as teens in this program. More info and applications can be found here. And here’s an SFGate article on the program.

NEXT MEETING AT INGLESIDE STATION: Tuesday, March 19, 7pm.

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

UPDATED: Vandals Wreck Beloved Slide at Bernal Library Playground

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Visitors to the playground behind the Bernal Heights Library this past weekend were greeted by yellow caution tape wrapped around one of the park’s main play structures.

An ulcer-like hole now mars two upper sections of the park’s beloved tunnel slide, rendering it unusable. Pretty depressing.

Anyone see this happen? If you have pertinent information, please call the Ingleside Police Station at 404-4000.

If Dante’s Inferno offers any clue to the vandals’ fate, they will be dispatched to the outer ring of the seventh circle of hell, where they will be immersed in the boiling blood of the fiery River Phlegethon.

UPDATE 2/25/13 4 pm:  Captain Tim Falvey of the Ingleside Police Station says any witnesses should call the Arson Task Force, which is investigating, at 920-2944. In the meantime, police patrols are being increased in the area, and beat officers are checking to see if any cameras along Cortland might have captured anything useful.

PHOTOS: First and last, via Neighbor Andy. Middle by Neighbor JoAnn