Bernal Heights Writer Publishes the Definitive Short History of the High-Five

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You may recall that earlier this week Bernalwood encouraged one and all to give Neighbor Markus a high-five for all the hard work he’s done recently to reinvigorate the Flickr online photo service.

Now we would also like to encourage you to give Bernal Heights writer Jon Mooallem a high-five,  for writing an authoritative and very satisfying history of… the high-five!

Neighbor Jon published his article on ESPN last month. The quick version of the story is that the high-five was invented by…

Actually, the tale is too good to ruin with a quick version. You should really read the whole article. But here’s how Neighbor Jon describes the reporting process that accompanied his history of the high-five:

I started looking into the origin of the high-five for a “live issue” of  The Magazine, produced with the folks at Pop-Up Magazine and performed on stage in New York in the spring of 2011. At the outset, the project seemed straightforward, even easy. I couldn’t have been asking a simpler question — Who invented this thing? — and I already knew a bit about [basketball player] Lamont Sleets. Or at least I thought I did. But once I started investigating, it was as if a trap door opened at the center of the story and I was sent whooshing down through it, and from there, through a dizzying system of pipes and chutes, then more pipes and chutes, until I finally looked around and realized I’d landed somewhere — somewhere that just happened to feel like a perfect ending. The other day I was talking to a journalism class and the students asked me how I went about reporting this story. I told them I had no idea.

Again, read the whole thing.

Then, if you see Neighbor Jon, definitely give him that high-five — not only for his awesome article about the high-five, but also for his brand-new book, Wild Ones: A Sometimes Dismaying,  Weirdly Reassuring Story About Looking at People Looking at Animals in America.

ILLUSTRATION: By Bernalwood. Bernal photo by Telstar Logistics; High-Five via ESPN

Study Shows Insane Apartment Rental Costs in Bernal Heights Are Actually Relatively Uncrazy

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Our friends at CurbedSF tipped Bernalwood to a new study that looks at the current median cost of rental apartments for various neighborhoods across San Francisco. According to CurbedSF, the methodology is as follows:

– Zumper vets all the brokers, landlords and property managers who list on their site, which means they know how to change market rents. It also means that scammers don’t get listed on Zumper, so you’re not going to see duplications or fake low priced rentals.

– Most units on the current market tend to be newer (read: no rent control) developments built post 1979, since they experience more turnover. Those units are often renovated and have access to many more building amenities than their rent-controlled counterparts, making them more expensive.

The research reveals some good news and some bad news.

First, the bad news: The data shows the median cost of a 1-bedroom rental unit in Bernal Heights is currently $2675. For a 2-bedroom rental unit in Bernal, the median is $3950. These are jaw-dropping amounts of money.

So what’s the good news? The good news is that compared to several surrounding neighborhoods, Bernal looks like a bargain. Citywide, the median cost of a 1BR is $2764 (or $89 more than Bernal). In Noe Valley, the median figures are $2775 for a 1BR, and $4050 for a 2BR. The Mission is even more horrific, at $2850 for the 1BR, and $4705 for the 2BR.

Make of that what you will. Yet on behalf of all the current Citizens of Bernalwood, we would like to send a sincere message to anyone who is currently seeking housing in or around our neighborhood:

We feel your pain.

Star Sighting: Neighbor Markus, Fresh from the Set of “Good Morning America”

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Yesterday I walked into Harvest Hills Market  to buy some raspberries, and who did I see? Neighbor Markus!

Of course, he’s Neighbor Markus to us. But to the rest of the world, he’s Markus Spiering, head of product at Flickr, the venerable online photo-sharing service that’s owned by Yahoo.

Flickr rolled out a dramatic (and critically acclaimed) redesign this week, and on Tuesday Neighbor Markus was in New York City to do an appearance on Good Morning America — right alongside Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer. (Sizzle!)

Yet on Wednesday, there he was: Neighbor Markus, buying some fruit and a loaf of bread at Harvest Hills… just like us!

Seriously though; Flickr’s new redesign was long overdue, but the final result was well worth the wait. If you haven’t seen Neighbor Markus’s handiwork yet, you should take a peek at the new, improved Flickr

And if you happen to see Neighbor Markus strolling in the neighborhood, give the dude a big high-five. He’s earned it.

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

Handy Ball Exchange Brings Slobber-Covered Joy to Bernal Heights Canines

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For humans who need a solution for mismatched footwear, the Bernal Bubbles laundromat on Cortland hosts the ever-so useful Bernal Heights Sock Exchange. Now Neighbor Jonathon and Canine Jolene bring word that a similar program has been established for Bernal dogs that need a ball to fetch.

The Bernal Ball Exchange is located on Esmeralda at Lundys Lane, and Canine Jolene is very excited about it:

I am borrowing my Dad’s email account. I wanted to let my other furry friends know about the Bernal Ball Exchange. I have no idea which of my fellow Bernal beasts came up with the idea, but I love it, and I always return my ball. I attached a few pics my dad took of me – he’s a sucker.

Sincerely,

Jolene

PHOTOS: Neighbor Jonathon

Your 2013 Guide to Bernal Heights Crimefighting Resources

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If you’ve been paying attention to Bernalwood’s regular crime reports, you’ve probably noticed two major trends: 1) Robberies involving the theft of iPhone and Android smartphones are way way up (not just in Bernal, but all over San Francisco); and 2) Car break-ins are a growing problem, as thugs go in search of either the aforementioned iGadgets or garage door openers.

In light of these sad facts, your Bernal neighbors and community groups have been working to equip all Citizens of Bernalwood with the information you need to prevent crime and — just as importantly! — properly report crime when you see it.

Let’s start with the crime-reporting part. Neighbor Sarah, Bernalwood’s valiant liaison with the SFPD, recently shared a very handy summary of police phone numbers to use if you see or are a victim of a vehicle break-in:

There has been some confusion about when you should call and when you’re allowed to file a report with the police.

– DO call the police if you see break-ins occurring, even if it isn’t your car that is being broken into.

– Call 911 if you see someone actually breaking in.

– If you see someone who appears to be looking into cars but hasn’t yet broken in, call 553-0123.

– You cannot have the police take a report AFTER THE FACT (such as when you notice a bunch of broken car windows in the morning) on any car that is NOT your own.

– If your car IS broken into, please DO file a police report, even if you have no intention of submitting a claim to insurance. The police really need the data about where and when the break-ins are occurring so they can increase patrols, etc. This takes about five minutes to do online.

Meanwhile, in the wake of last January’s unpleasant iDevice crime wave, several of our most glamorous neighborhood organizations joined forces to produce a handy one-page directory of crimefighting information resources. (TIP: If you want to print your own copy of the guide, download this pdf version for best results.)

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Let’s stay safe out there, people.

Portugese-Style Cafe Planned for Former Nervous Dog Space

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There was sadness in La Lengua when Nervous Dog Coffee closed down last December. But this week, Andrea de Francisco contacted Bernalwood to tell us about the new Portugese-style cafe she’s planning to open inside the former Nervous Dog space on Mission Street just north of Cortland.

The new place will be called Cafe St. Jorge, and her press release brings the deets:

Cafe St. Jorge will open in San Francisco’s Mission district Bernal Heights this summer at 3438 Mission Street. Named after the Açorean Island birthplace of owner Andrea de Francisco’s family, Cafe St. Jorge is a Portuguese-inspired cafe featuring Stumptown Coffee. From 6:30am – 3:30pm, staying open later once they get their beer and wine license, customers can choose from an array of meals, snacks and share portions, alongside fresh juices and smoothies.

Cafe St. Jorge’s Kickstarter campaign is open until June 15th and offers an array of thank you gifts including bottomless mugs, barista classes, monthly baked goods deliveries and use of the spacious cafe for private events.

Truly passionate about food and coffee, de Francisco has worked in the San Francisco food industry for over a decade. The former manager of Lower Haight’s beloved The Grind Cafe, de Francisco also founded and runs her own vegan and gluten-free bakery, Test Kitchen Bakery.

Every dish at Cafe St. Jorge will be made from scratch using only the freshest organic produce, grains, cheeses, herbs and spices. With an array of vegan and gluten-free items available, Cafe St. Jorge will deliver Portuguese fare with a San Francisco sensibility, alongside healthful and delicious California cuisine–all based in tradition and rooted in community.

Cafe St. Jorge’s seasonal menu includes several selections from each of the following categories: breakfast and pastries (orange blossom waffles, shirred duck eggs, grain bowls, toast series), entrée style salads, sandwiches (hot and cold), savory share snacks/petiscos, freshly squeezed juices and smoothies. Portuguese sweet rolls will be baked and served every morning, as well.

Pantry items and packaged Stumptown Coffee will also be for sale. Hard-to-find Portuguese items will also be available for purchase.

The menu is already online, if you want to take peek.

PHOTOS: Cafe St. Jorge nterior build-out photos, courtesy of Andrea de Francisco.

Tomorrow: Bernal Author/Photographer Hosts Urban Farming Book Party

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Neighbor Lori Eanes is a photographer and gardener who lives on Precita Avenue. She just published a new book on urban farming, and she’s invited all of Bernalwood to come celebrate:

I’m having a slideshow/book signing for my new book, Backyard Roots, on Thursday May 23rd from 6-7pm at Omnivore Books, 3885 Cesar Chavez St (at Church). I’ll be showing photos from 35  urban farms, with  stories and tips from each. Featured farmer Heidi Kooy, who lives in nearby Excelsior, will be on hand with one of her very friendly chickens.

Backyard Roots (Skipstone Press) is about urban farms from San Francisco to Vancouver. It features over 200 photos with stories, tips, and inspiration from each farmer, including 10 Bay Area farmers. Check out the blog for more info.

Save The Date: 2013 Bernal Hillwide Garage Sale

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Start shoveling out your closets and reorganizing your storage spaces, because the 2013 Bernal Heights Hillwide Garage Sale is happening on August 10, and Neighbor Michael encourages you to mark your calendar:

Hello Bernalicious People

The Bernal Hillwide Garage Sale is happening on the 2nd Saturday of August. SAVE THE DATE – AUGUST 10th.

The Hillwide is quite possibly the city’s largest single day garage sale.

It’s easy to participate. All you have to do is put your stuff out in the front of your home and sell it. The Hillwide team will be promoting the event thruout the city.

This year is also the Bernal Neighborhood Center’s 35th anniversary. We’ll be asking for donations to advertise your location on the Official Hillwide Garage Sale Tracker Map and help with advertising. Last year, we had over 44k views on the map and were covered in SFGate, SfFunCheap, Bernalwood, Craigslist and even Broke-a** Stuart. WOAH! That’s a lot of eyeballs!

There are a lot of details to still work out as we’re just starting the planning process now. If you’d like to help out, have some fun and get to know your neighbors better, please email me at mtminson@yahoo.com. We’d especially love some help with creating a poster, getting the word out to the local blogs and newspapers and working out the details of the event.

All volunteers are welcome! We’re having a planning meeting on Tuesday, June 4th at Precita Park Cafe at 630p. Please RSVP so we don’t overwhelm the good folks at the Cafe with a crush of people.

Thanks and I look forward to meeting you!

Michael Minson
Hillwide Garage Sale Leader and Realtor, Zephyr Real Estate
415.606.2625
mtminson@yahoo.com

ILLUSTRATION: Bernalwood

Revealed! What’s Happening to the Former Bernal Heights Produce Store on Cortland

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Reinvention is underway at the iconic Bernal Heights Produce store on the corner of Cortland and Ellsworth. The old business has shut down and workers are busy rebuilding the interior, but paper covers the windows to hide the transformation taking place inside.

The only clues that hint at what’s coming next are a new awning and  a series of cryptic signs taped to the windows, all of which are written in the voice of a very cute young girl named Hannah.

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Baffled by the ambiguity of these signs, several Cortlandia residents contacted Bernalwood to seek our help in sorting out what the store will become next. Happily, when we visited the Bernal Heights Produce site, the answer immediately became obvious.

Indeed, many residents of Precitaville probably could have solved the mystery as well. The signs in the windows were the big giveaway: The notes from Hannah use a distinctive typeface and graphic style that’s familiar to many northsiders, particularly those who shop at the Harvest Hills Market on the corner of Folsom and Precita. Thus, immediately after visiting Bernal Heights Produce, the Bernalwood Action News Team rushed to Harvest Hills to verify our hypothesis.

Here’s what we saw when we walked into Harvest Hills:

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Ah-HA! Different subject matter, but a near-purrrrrrrfect graphic design match!

We asked the woman working behind the counter at Harvest Hills if there was indeed a link to the new Bernal Heights Produce store. Here is what we were told:

Confirmed! The owners of Harvest Hills have acquired Bernal Heights Produce. The Cortland location had a vent hood, which is very exciting, so the new owners plan to take advantage of it by offering more cooked and prepared food, in the style of a delicatessen. In addition, they also plan to offer lots of fresh fruits and vegetables (much as they do at Harvest Hills). We were also told that the name for the new store has not yet been chosen.

So there you have it. A riddle wrapped in an enigma shrouded in mystery… but a secret betrayed by some distinctive typography.

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Music Video from Thao Nguyen Connects Bernal to Brooklyn

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Hot on the heels of yesterday’s candid discussion about the impact of gentrification in Bernal Heights, here’s an item that’s both appropriately inappropriate and inappropriately appropriate.

Songwriter Thao Nguyen is currently enjoying some much-deserved success in the indie scene. She doesn’t live in Bernal, but she has strong ties to us; she lives in San Francisco, her management company is a Bernal-owned business, and she did a glamorous photo shoot on Bernal Hill last August.

The hit from Thao’s new album is a song called “We the Common,” and it’s rather terrific. For the Citizens of Bernalwood, the best way to enjoy it is by watching the video, which interweaves hilltop scenes from Bernal Heights with screetscape scenes from Brooklyn — a place which is in some ways the Bernal Heights of New York, but even more so.

Plus, the video includes a cameo by NPR celebrity Ira Glass! (Swooooon!)

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Plus plus, the video includes a cameo by Bernal celebrity Jackie Jones!

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Thao’s video makes the cultural affinity between Bernal and Brooklyn look seamless and more than a little glamorous. And it does all that with an infectious hook that’s really so now right now — just like us. Listen, watch, and enjoy:

Counterpoint: A Lifetime Resident Laments the Transformation of Bernal Heights

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Bernal Heights is changing.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Actually, Bernal Heights has been changing for about 180 years.  Change is often difficult, yet my sense is that the changes that have taken place here during the last decade or so are particularly unsettling to the generation of residents that came of age in Bernal roughly between 1970 and 1990.

Neighbor Orlando is one of those residents, and since I have great respect for his perspective, I  also appreciated his comments in response to a recent Bernalwood post about the transformation of Bernal Heights into an enclave for the so-called “Creative Class” (though he just as easily could have written it in response to the data which shows that Bernal real estate prices are going up, up, up.)

Neighbor Orlando writes:

Bernal Heights originally was a village made up of blue collar, very low educated immigrant families that moved here because they could not afford to live in many other areas of the city. I bared witness to such because my parents were of this class as many of their neighbors also were.

The last time I checked, a home in this neighborhood sold for one-million dollars. This must have made my father roll over in his grave. No home on the hill was ever of such extreme value during the sixties up here. As a matter of fact, it was quite the opposite considering that the hill was a wasteland of debris due to the fact that many San Franciscans would use it as place to dumb old odd size household goods such as mattresses, ceramics tubs, toilets, and wooden furniture.

So rugged a hill it once was, that I as a young boy learned to ride a motorcycle; a honda 50cc that my father bought me one christmas “motorcross” style on many of the trails still visible today! Yes, you read rightly, one once was able to ride a motorcross cycle on that hill.

Todd, I am curious to ask you when was the last time you met a low income non-english speaking family move in recently? I believe you have met many of the original dwellers moving out since this is one of the overall goals of this recent gentrification that is popular for real estate values.

After all, is it not true that before such a movement (when bernal was predominantly made up of these uneducated, non-english speaking middle class families) the prices of homes were indeed affordable to someone whose job was to clean upper middle class homes or work as a baggage handler at SFO?

This is hardly the case when a home on the same property sells for one million dollars. The same block of land ten times more the costs simply because folks that clean houses or work as baggage handlers have recently moved away so that these creative scientist, lawyers, and managers can move in. Who by the way, are not likely to be of negro or hispanic ethnicity.

I only ask that if you truly cannot see this Todd, that the next time you meet the new family on the block, you check off my list to see if this new family fits the Bernal enclave that it once was for many, many generations. Myself included.

Good fodder for discussion. So, dear and respectful neighbors, let’s discuss.

PHOTO: A recent billboard modification on Cortland, photographed April 30, 2012 by Andrew

New Renderings Reveal the St. Luke’s Hospital of Tomorrow, Today

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Now that all the squabbling over the plans has been settled (knock wood), California Pacific Medical Center has released a new set of renderings that show what the new, redesigned, 120-bed St. Luke’s Hospital on Cesar Chavez at Valencia will look like when it’s done.

SF Appeal provides the overview:

A previous development agreement reached between city and hospital officials last year called for a smaller-scale hospital at St. Luke’s and a larger one at the Cathedral Hill site at Van Ness Avenue and Geary Boulevard, but was shelved by supervisors unhappy with the deal.

One of the aspects of the previous proposed deal that supervisors criticized was an escape clause that could have allowed CPMC to close St. Luke’s if its operating margin stayed negative for two consecutive years.

In addition, residents near the proposed Cathedral Hill site had complained about the prospect of increased traffic congestion from a hospital being built at the intersection of two of the city’s main thoroughfares, he said.

Supervisor Mark Farrell applauded the new agreement in March, which he said “incorporates the needs and concerns of our neighborhoods.”

Supervisor David Campos, whose district includes St. Luke’s, said that hospital is “very personal to me” because he had received care there when he was uninsured as a young adult.

He said the new plan “ensures the long-term viability of St. Luke’s.”

With luck, construction should begin by the end of the year. Find more detail about the project at the RebuildCPMC website.