Photos of Fireworks from Bernal Hill (and the Volunteers Who Cleaned Up Afterward)

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Although the meathead-induced brush fire and other assorted acts of unpleasantness on Bernal Hill left a bad taste in many mouths, we should also remember that the weather on the evening of July 4 was uncommonly great, and the fireworks display(s) were rather fabulous. Thankfully, we have these photos of the show from Flickr user zoxcleb to remind us of that.

Another feel-good note: The Bernal Go Team deployed on Bernal Hill Saturday morning, and they made speedy work of the post-Fourth clean-up effort. Go, Go Team, G0!

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PHOTOS Above, zoxcleb; below, Telstar Logistics

Community Feedback Wanted on La Lengua Streetscape Improvement Proposals

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Plans are afoot to beautify the La Lengua homeland by redeveloping the streetscape around Valencia Street between Mission and  Cesar Chavez Boulevard, as well as Tiffany, 29th, and Duncan Streets.

The effort has been undertaken by SFPUC, the SF Planning Department,  and SF Department of Public Works. The project website is here, and there’s a community open house scheduled for this  Tuesday, July 9, to review proposals. Here are the deets:

We want your input on the SFPUC Mission and Valencia Green Gateway! Join us anytime during the Community Open House to provide your feedback on the project design and review the expanded project area to bring more stormwater benefits and streetscape improvements from Valencia to neighboring streets of Tiffany, 29th, Duncan, and San Jose.

What: Mission and Valencia Green Gateway Community Open House #2
When: Tuesday, July 9, 2013, 4:00 to 8:00pm 
Where: Mission Cultural Center for Latino Arts, 2868 Mission Street, San Francisco, CA 94110
More Information: www.sfwater.org/mvgreengateway

Contact: Teresa Young – tyoung@sfwater.org  or 415-554-3274.

Our doors will be open between 4:00 – 8:00pm, and the project team will be giving 10-15 minute presentations every 30 minutes (4:30pm, 5:00pm, 5:30pm, 6:00pm, 6:30pm, 7:00pm, and 7:30pm) to briefly summarize public feedback and discuss the expanded project site and design concepts.

See how the public input from the first open house and online helped to shape the project concepts.

  • Provide feedback on the design concepts and green infrastructure for streetscapes and plazas at Mission & Valencia and Valencia & Tiffany.
  • Help shape planning for the expanded project area to neighboring streets: Tiffany, 29th Street, Duncan and San Jose.
  • Speak one-on-one with the project team – a partnership of the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission, SF Department of Public Works, SF Municipal Transportation Agency, and SF Planning Department.

IMAGE: Rendering of proposed Mission/Valencia intersection improvements, via SFPUC

Average Bernal Home Sale Price Cracks $1 Million Barrier

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Our  friends at Downing & Company have published a new summary of Bernal Heights home sales during May 2013, and it is kind of mind-blowing:

Single-family home prices in Bernal Heights went through the roof last month setting a new record high for this neighborhood in 2013. The average sale price during May cracked the $1 million threshold and came in at $1,088,417.

Home prices in this increasingly popular neighborhood have steadily moved up during 2013. The average sale price in April was $910,559, in March it was $938,091, in February it was $829,429, and in January it was $820,125.

With more and more buyers flocking to Bernal Heights the number of transactions spiked last month. 23properties traded hands spending an average of 40 days on the market before going under contract. 12 of the 23 homes sold for more than $1 million.

Downing & Company has a more detailed breakdown of the properties sold during May on their website, if you are so inclined.

PHOTO: May home sales grid via Downing & Company

Friday: Attend the First Hearing for the Suspects Accused of Mugging Your Neighbors

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If you remember the deep, deep, deep unpleasantness of last January’s string of Bernal Heights muggings, you will also remember how good it felt to learn that the SFPD had apprehended the perps responsible for the crimes.

Now Neighbor Sarah, Bernalwood’s official unofficial crime reporter, is encouraging all Citizens of Bernalwood to attend the first criminal hearing for the men who stand accused of last winter’s crime spree:

The rescheduled hearing date for the robbery suspects is coming up on Friday, June 28 (Hall of Justice,  850 Bryant,  Department 20,  at 8:45am). We need people to sign up to attend the hearing to show their concern and support our neighbors.

We all probably remember how terrifying it felt in January when it felt as if we were “under siege,” as Caroline (I believe) so aptly described it. But you may want to reread this to drop yourself back into the moment.

Neighbor Jeff (robbed in the Bocana Street incident) and the others will appreciate your support. The two suspects will surely have their families and community members there to support them again. Bernal Heights needs to be represented as well.

Please sign up using this online form if you would like to attend. If it doesn’t work, or if you’d rather just let me know directly, email me with your name and contact info at so I can add you to the list.

An important note:  These hearings often get rescheduled at the last minute, so as much as we want people to sign up and attend, please know that this hearing might get rescheduled (again). That’s to say, we need people there if it DOES move forward, but please don’t feel jaded and disillusioned if it gets moved. That’s just the way the process works.

One thing I will say is that these hearings – and just being in the court watching this and other court business – is totally fascinating, so there’s that ancillary perk.

Win David Byrne’s Suit (and Other Fabulous Prizes) in the Bernal Library Artwork Raffle

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It’s well documented that celebrity musician David Byrne has a special for fondness for Bernal Heights.  And in turn, glamorous Bernal Heights has a special fondness for David Byrne. Now you have the opportunity to become the proud owner of a very special, autographed suit that David Byrne donated to support the raffle for the artwork that will go on the southern (playground) side of the Bernal Heights Library.

The raffle will take place at a tony after-party that will be held in conjunction with the Summer Solstice Stroll on Cortland tomorrow, June 20th. The party will be held at Wild Side West on Cortland, beginning at 7 pm.

David Byrne’s camo suit is currently on display in the window of Heartfelt, and Heartfelt’s Miss Darcy writes to tell us more about the raffle:

Here is the poster for the After Stroll Party [see below]; it details all the great raffle prizes.

This is a fund raiser for the playground side of the library, and the artist chosen to do the installation Johanna Poethig, a well known public space artist. Now we just have to raise some bucks!

There will be a beer garden at the back of Wild Side, with a bottomless cup for $10. Raffle tickets are on sale at Heartfelt, at $5 each or five tickets for $20.

Side Note: Bernalwood will have additional details about the proposed library artwork (and a series of meetings to discuss it) later this week.

Fashion Geography Caveat: The raffle suit really did come from David Byrne, but wannabe owners are advised that the camouflage pattern on the suit is optimized for heavily forested woodlands, rather than the grassy scrub of Bernal Hill. This should not pose a problem from a fashion-cool standpoint, though it may be a hindrance if you intend to disappear on Bernal Hill while wearing the David Byrne suit. Good luck in the raffle!

AFTERPARTYSTROLLPHOTOS: Top, Mark Johann. Below, Telstar Logistics

 

New Wafflemonger Will Bring Carmel-Glazed Waffliciousness to 331 Cortland

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As you may have heard, Bernal Cutlery is moving on from it’s cozy space in the 331 Cortland marketplace. Now Bernalwood has learned that its replacement will be Suite Foods, a Belgian-style waffle kiosk.

Yes, you read that correctly: Belgian-style waffle kiosk.

Sivan from Suite Foods tells Bernalwood:

My name is Sivan Wilensky and am the owner of Suite Foods. I want to let you know that we will be replacing Bernal Cutlery at 331 Cortland. We have been in business since 2010, specializing in Liege waffles. Until now we have only been selling wholesale but are very excited to have this as our first retail location.

To the uninitiated, a Liege waffle s a type of sweet, snack waffle. It’s made from a yeast-risen dough that has bits of pear sugar mixed in, which provides a unique sweetness and crunch. We then hand-shape the dough before griddling them in our cast iron waffle makers. During the griddling, some of the pearl sugar melts, coating the waffles in a light caramel glaze. And of course, all waffles will be made-to-order.

We will be offering both sweet and savory waffles. Flavors that we will offer on a rotating basis will include espresso, brownie, mapbe bacon, and matcha. We will offer sweet and savory options as well, which will include poached eggs with smoked sea salt, frozen custard (from our friends at Frozen Kuhsterd), and fresh, seasonal fruit.

We are still working out the drink offerings, but so far we know we’ll offer fresh juice, pressed-to-order as well as hot chocolate, chocolate milk, and rich, thick European-style hot chocolate, all using TCHO chocolate. As a San Francisco native (I grew up in Ingleside) I spent a good deal of time in Bernal Heights. I always admired the sense of community and am excited to now become a part of it.

We will be opening the “Suite Foods Waffle Shop” on Saturday, June 1st. Our hours will be from 8am to 5pm and will be open all days except Thursday.

PHOTOS: Top, Liege waffles, via Suite Foods. Below, 2011 photo of Sivan Wilensky, by DevourBlog

Make Your House More Glamorous With a New Tree Out Front

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You know what you need? You need a tree in front of your house. Actually, what you really really need someone to come to your house and plant a tree for you!

The green thumbs at Friends of the Urban Forest will do just that, but to get in on the deal, you have to fill out two forms and submit them by May 7.

FUF’s Phil Pierce tells Bernalwood:

I am the outreach coordinator at Friends of the Urban Forest and we are preparing for our upcoming community planting in Bernal Heights.

It is scheduled for June 8th and will cover both sides of the hill. Our goal is to plant 50 trees on June 8th and would love your help in spreading the word to interested residents and businesses. So far we have around 25 commitments and a week left to get all the forms in from people who want in.

Get in! The forms you need are right here. Additional details are below:

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Your Bernal Heights Crime Report for April 2013: Cars and Cellphones Are Crime Magnets, and Let’s Meet a City Code Enforcement Attorney

These have been difficult days for the automobiles of Bernal Heights (and the citizens who love them). On Twitter and various neighborhood mailing lists, your neighbors have been emitting electronic shrieks of despair at the number of smashed car windows seen in Bernal Heights, particularly on the northern and eastern slopes.

Rest assured, this is not just perception; it’s a statistical reality, as Neighbor Sarah, Bernalwood’s valiant liaison to the SFPD’s Indleside Station, documents here in her monthly crime summary. As always, Ye Citizens of Bernalwood are strongly strongly strongly encouraged to read Neighbor Sarah’s report in its entirety, because the information you will learn here could save you much heartache and many hundreds of dollars later.

Notes from SFPD Ingleside Station Community Meeting, 4/16/13

Captain Tim Falvey presided.

CRIME STATS FOR Q1 2013:

Big increase vs. 2012, led by cell phone robberies.

In Q1, 57% of robberies had a cell phone involved. In 25% of robberies, a cell phone was the ONLY thing taken. 34% of robberies involve iPhones specifically.

iPhones remain easy to resell and convert into cash. Carrying an iPhone 5 in the open is like visibly carrying $300 cash.

The police have focused their resources on the areas where there are the most robberies, often transit hubs.

Robbery arrests are up 100% vs. the same period in 2012.

Burglaries are up 20%, and burglary arrests are up 156%. The first quarter saw a trend of burglars getting into the house via stolen garage-door openers. Do NOT leave these in your car, ever. Your car also contains your registration papers, which have your address on them.

Car thefts are up 10%. 47% of cars stolen in the district are pre-2001 Hondas and Acuras because shaved keys work in the ignition. Consider getting your ignition re-keyed ($150-200) or at least use a club-like device. Even better are the newer ones that go around the gas pedal. Post-2001 Hondas are only 4% of stolen cars – Honda changed the lock system in 2001. Most thieves are joyriding and will just move on to the next car if yours is made a bit more difficult to break into. If all the cars in a neighborhood are difficult, they will move on to another neighborhood.

The same thing goes for auto break-ins. They are up quite a bit. Much of it is scavenging in cars because enough people are leaving computers, garage-door openers, etc. in their cars to make this sort of fishing worthwhile to the thieves. One major area for car break-ins has been Precita Park and up the hill (east slope of Bernal), and police have been directing resources there. Also many car break-ins in the Excelsior.

Reminder: call the police if you see someone breaking into cars, even if it is not your car! One officer had two different people in the Precita area tell him that they had seen someone breaking into cars but hadn’t called it in because it wasn’t their car being broken into. In general, if you see something going on and aren’t sure if it’s a crime or not, call the police and let them sort it out.

Robberies are down in the first half of April (8 total). Over past five months, 64% of robberies have occurred in the second half of the month. Police are not sure why.

GUEST SPEAKER: JENNIFER CHOI DEPUTY CITY ATTORNEY of Code Enforcement for the Ingleside and Southern Police Districts. (Jennifer.Choi@sfgov.org)

There are 150 attorneys in the office, led by Dennis Herrera. One or more attorneys are assigned to every city agency. She is one of the attorneys focused on Code Enforcement.

The District Attorney’s office deals with criminal law; the City Attorney deals with civil codes. Another way to think of it is DA prosecutions can result in jail. City Attorney lawsuits can result in money being paid. Some people are more afraid of losing money than they are of being sentenced to jail time.

The goal of Code Enforcement is to “abate public nuisances.” What is a public nuisance? There’s a spectrum, but it involves violations of the various city codes – public health, fire, building, planning, etc. Almost every neighborhood has at least one major “problem house” – there may be criminal activity occurring, but it’s hard for the police to catch it in progress, and so the City Attorney can often help if there are also code violations occurring (which there often are).

Most complaints referred to the City Attorney on a day-to-day basis can be solved by referring each to the proper agency. For example, a badly overgrown yard would be referred to the Department of Public Health for follow-up. Peeling lead paint could be referred to DPH or the Department of Building Inspections.

Sometimes – maybe 5% of the time – the property owner will not fix whatever the problem is. The issue would then be referred back to the City Attorney, which can issue citations/fines or even sue the property owner. As with criminal cases, EVIDENCE is very important – the City Attorney has to have a paper trail to present in order to sue. You have to “start generating paper” on a problem property. This means complaints to the police or relevant agencies. The City Attorney “is only as good as the evidence.”

Typically, the situations that result in lawsuits are severe. I’m not going to list all of the addresses that came up in the meeting here (in case that would jeopardize any criminal investigations or lawsuits), but I’ll share some qualitative examples from the meeting.

One that I can share is 277 Arlington, which is in Glen Park. It was a single-family residence that had been illegally converted into four units and was occupied by squatters. The property had been foreclosed upon and was owned by a bank that was doing nothing to maintain it. Neighbors reported problems with drug dealing, drug use, and related activity. The City Attorney compiled a great deal of evidence (on, among other things, the number of times the police had to visit the property), and they threatened to sue. The bank acquiesced and sued each of the “tenants” to get them out.

Several people at the meeting knew about a blighted house in the Crocker-Amazon area. Ms. Choi agreed that it was one of the worst examples of blight in the city. The house is unoccupied, boarded up, and often covered in graffiti. (I looked it up on Google Street View and can confirm that it is really something to behold.) The issue is apparently that DBI keeps issuing permits for the owner to do the work required to bring it up to code, but then the owner never does the work. The permit expires, and the owner gets a new permit from DBI. The City Attorney is trying to get DBI to stop issuing permits if the work is never performed because they cannot sue until the owner is in violation. This has been going on for years.

There are other houses the City Attorney is working on in the Ingleside, including one in Bernal Heights. The problems with these houses include operating as an illegal SRO hotel (one small house seems to have 17+ people living in it), severe hoarding/cluttering, illegal work or failure to do work on unsafe structures, and more.

Individuals can also be sued for being public nuisances, though this is rare. One case they almost brought was a man in the Bayview who deliberately bothered his neighbors by placing massive speakers outside and blaring music at them. Just before the lawsuit was to be filed, he was arrested on a criminal charge for something else.

The City Attorney has also worked on closing down smoke shops that were selling crack pipes, gang injunctions to prevent known, active gang members (she again emphasized the need to compile lots of evidence) from associating with one another in a given territory, and drug abatement actions (suing property owners and tenants for operating a “house of drugs” – in the Tenderloin, they sued two stores that were harboring drug dealers). They also got a big settlement out of a payday-loan company.

Finally, she brought up the City Attorney’s new smartphone app, Up2Code. This allows users to submit complaints about code violations, as well as upload photos of the violations, from their phones. Ms. Choi said that the Ingleside District is the most active so far and that the City Attorney’s office has been “inundated.”

I have downloaded the app, and it’s a very good app and easy to use – almost too easy. For example, you could envision neighbors (or anyone who might have a resentment toward someone else) submitting one complaint after another to harass someone. I asked her how they triage the more important complaints from the more minor ones, as well as how they avoid getting involved in interpersonal disputes. She said they do usually get to the bottom of it, and it sometimes happened anyway with the old-fashioned complaint hotline. Their hope is that the app will get people who wouldn’t otherwise submit reports to do so.

Since the meeting, I have done an informal and totally unscientific study of the complaints submitted to Up2Code (which you can view from the website). The majority of complaints seem to be things that I would characterize as 311 complaints – graffiti and dumping. So, thus far, it doesn’t seem as if people are anonymously informing on their neighbors for every possible code violation, so perhaps this concern is unfounded (though perhaps the concern should be that the City Attorney is spending time on 311 issues). I’d love to hear what the community thinks. Is it exciting that a city agency has adopted user-friendly technology? Or is it a worrisome embrace of the same Internet anonymity that makes the comments sections of blogs, articles, etc. so hateful? Discuss.

GUEST SPEAKERS:

Mike Kenna and Dan Kling from Recology

You get two free Recycle My Junk pickups per year – call 330-1300 to schedule them (they’ll usually happen within a few days after your call, except just after Christmas, when they need more time to schedule since many trucks are booked for picking up Christmas trees). You can also call them to pick up abandoned junk.

A few questions from the audience –

Do you have to wash out your recyclables? Please wash out – some stuff left inside is OK. Issue is that dripping stuff ruins the recyclable paper.

Where does fabric go? Black bin/landfill.

Where do packing peanuts go? UPS or FedEx stores.

Who gets the compost? Regular giveaways to public, and many Napa vineyards use it.

What do you do with paint cans? If empty (dried paint OK), can put in blue bin. Most paints can be dropped off at Cole Hardware and elsewhere; some types need to be brought to dump (enamel, for instance).

What about kids’ toys? If all hard plastic, OK to recycle. Remove metal rods. Don’t include if there’s electrical, batteries, or other non-plastic parts.

UPCOMING EVENTS:

Next meeting – Tuesday, May 21, 7pm at Ingleside Station.

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

Bernal Heights Library Seeks Donations for Kids’ Lego Club

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Miss Valerie is the children’s librarian at the Bernal Heights Branch Library, and she wants to expand the library’s Lego Club program. To do that, she’s seeking donations of those magical plastic pieces to add to the club’s collection:

Got Legos!?!  Thinking of clearing out that closet, making a little more room in your basement or  converting that college-bound kid’s room into an office?  Bernal Heights Branch Library has a growing Lego Club and we NEED your old Legos.  The program is held once a month but  we want to have our program occur more frequently – especially during the summer months when we will host several Family Lego Nights. To make this happen we need  MORE LEGOS!!   All donations will become property of the library and will be used for library programs only.

What we need: Lego parts of all sizes and shapes, motors, gears, axles and battery packs – all things LEGO!

Who to contact: Valerie Reichert, Bernal Branch Children’s Librarian, vreichert@sfpl.org ; 415 355-5663.

Where to drop off:   Bernal Heights Branch Library Children’s Room,  500 Cortland between Andover and Moultrie.

Bonus: Here’s another vintage Lego advertisement, circa 1978, just because it’s awesome:

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PHOTOs: Photo-illustration by Bernalwood. Vintage ad via Sociological Images.

Errant Waterfowl Returns to Familiar Spot on Precita Ave.

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Remember that odd, errant waterfowl that made an incongruous appearance on Precita Avenue last spring? Neighbor Dan reports that a) it’s spring again and b) a near-identical waterfowl has returned to the exact same spot on Precita:

Remember that hanger on that Bernalwood chronicled last may? Its back! Do you think its the same fellow?

That’s the obvious question, given the clear evidence that the similarities are indeed very similar:

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If there are any waterfowl experts in Bernalwood’s studio audience, please share your bird-wisdom in the comments.

PHOTO: Neighbor Dan

Ride Along with Bernal Dads Racing During 24 Hours of LeMons at Sears Point

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You might recall that the Bernal Dads Racing Team recently took The Whale, their craptastic Volvo station wagon race car, up to Sears Point in Sonoma for a weekend of motorsports with 24 Hours of LeMons — the endurance racing series for $500 cars. So how did the Bernal Dads do out on the track?

As the Facebook kids say… It’s complicated.

The trip from Bernal Heights to Sonoma got off to a loovley start, as The Whale was extracted from its Top Secret Base in the neighborhood and loaded for transport:

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Whale Sighting

At the track, Judge Phil from the LeMons Ministry of Justice took a few moments to marvel that a) The Whale still runs even after 13 races, and b) The Whale really does reside in Bernal Heights between races:

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When the green flag dropped and the racing began, and the Dads quickly ran into trouble: The Whale’s felt sluggish. A bit lethargic. Like it needed a Red Bull. A check under the hood revealed the problem: A spark plug wire had some loose, so The Whale was only running on three of four cylinders. Oops. A quick re-tightening, and the car regained its normal vigor.

Then the transmission started acting funny. Funny, as in, no third gear. Sometimes. Or fourth gear. Sometimes. It kept running, so the Dads kept racing, yet as the first day wore on it became clear that a replacement transmission was needed. Some pleading notes were posted to various online forums for Volvo geeks, and a replacement transmission was soon found resting comfortably in the front yard of a home in San Rafael. So while The Whale continued limping around the track, a detachment of Bernal Dads headed to Marin to purchase the Volvo transmission lawn ornament for $150.

That night, they borrowed the keys to a friend’s trackside garage, and set to work replacing the old crappy tranmission with the new crappy transmission:

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After a robust dinner break, the swap was completed by midnight, and the next morning The Whale was again ready to race. Racer Brandon took the first shift, but he quickly returned to the paddock complaining about a slipping clutch cable.

That was fixed, so he went back out, and then came back in, because the cable was slipping again. Then it was fixed — for real this time — but soon Racer Brandon was back in the paddock yet again after a rather impressive fender-bender. I mean that very literally:

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Luckily, Racer Brandon is also a graduate of the Bernal Dads School of Auto Body Repair, so he knew exactly what to do:

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Voila! Good enough!

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After that, it was mostly clear sailing. Saturday’s mechanical gremlins kept the Bernal Dads far from the top of the race standings, but for the rest of the day on Sunday The Whale was in fine form.

To get a sense of what that means, this ride-along video captures one lap around Sears Point with Racer Fiid, as The Whale goes head-to-head against a hot-pink BMW with a rear spoiler made from a snowboard, and a black Ford with a big, sparkly tail. Go fullscreen, and step on the gas:

Wheeeeeeeeeee!

And a good time was had by all:

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PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

This Afternoon: Lego Club for Kids at the Bernal Heights Library

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Ooh! Space is limited, and this is late notice, but there’s a fun Lego-building event for kids taking place at the Bernal Heights Library this afternoon:

Have an itch to build something!? We have a large selection of LEGOs to get you started. If you need a little creative prompting, we have ideas to get you started with. For kids ages 5-12 . Parents and caregivers are welcome to build with their child. Space is limited to first 20 children arriving.

Price: Free
Age 5-12 yrs

Located At:
San Francisco Public Library – Bernal Heights
500 Cortland Avenue, San Francisco, CA, 94110

When:
Thursday Apr 4th 2:15pm – 4:45pm

PHOTO: Vintage Lego advertisement from 1981

Talented Artist Captures the Very Best View from Bernal Hill

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The Bernal Heights cognoscenti know that one of the very best views in all of Bernalwood is found on the west side of the hill, looking north toward downtown, in the area the local skiers call Owl’s Nest.

The perspective from that spot offers a dramatic contrast between the feral rusticity of Bernal Hill and the angular modernity of the downtown San Francisco skyline, and it is rather magical.

Artist David Cheifetz recently completed a painting called “Path Before Sunset, Bernal Heights” that captures the cityscape from that magical location during a particularly magical time of day. The painting will debut this July at David’s solo show at the Studio Gallery in North Beach.

As an alternative, however, the view from the same spot on Bernal Hill is open for public viewing during daylight hours, 365 days a year.

IMAGE : “Path Before Sunset, Bernal Heights” by David Cheifetz