Fallen Branches on Eugenia Seem Courteous to Bernal Cars

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Last night’s storm brought down some tree branches in Bernal Heights, and Neighbor Jonathan is all over it:

Eugenia between elsie and Winfield. I’m providing these in case there is damage to the nearby vehicles and they need images for insurance purposes. I also called 311 to file a report and get it cleared. I forgot to jot down the reference number, but perhaps the owners can find the report if they need it.

Hopefully nothing was damaged too much. From what I can tell the branch seemed to tumble directly into the middle of the street. And rested against the car. I remember a report of yours about another courteous fallen tree on this block. Hopefully this one was just as kind.

PHOTOS: Neighbor Jonathan

Mockups Show Proposed Mosaic for Back of Bernal Library

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Neighbor Brandon has an update on the new artwork that’s in development for the southern, playground-facing side of the fashionable Bernal Heights Library:

The second phase of the library mural is moving ahead. We have a design (viewable on our site, Tumblr, etc.) and also in hard copy form at the library and Heartfelt. We welcome comments on cards available at the library. Those comments will be shared with the library and art commission meetings which are coming up soon. Funding is at about 90 percent, and we’re looking for a few headline donors to put us over the top. If all goes well with the commission meetings, Johanna Poethig will begin work in early autumn.

Over on the Library Project Tumblr, there’s more information about the proposal, which mixes mosaic tile with neighborhood photography:

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The “Story Cloud” is a cloud form created by the overlapping of wires to evoke connectivity. The cloud hovers at the top of the Bernal Library wall overlooking the playground and can be seen from the ground and from a distance. It is a place to tell the story of the neighborhood, conceptually and visually integrating with the site, architecture, playground and functions of the library. This form also references the digital “Cloud” holding information and linking together old and new ways of storing and accessing information. The cloud, fabricated out of glass mosaic, digitally designed and produced to have a pixelated look. Ceramic tile inlaid into this composition holds the pictures collected by the community. Binoculars will enable viewers to explore the cloud in a fun interactive element. This evokes the position of Bernal Heights, the views of the hill and then out over the landscape that surrounds it.

“Story Cloud” meets the criteria of the participating Bernal community to combine compelling and dynamic visuals, preserve the aesthetics of the building, express the values of the community, enhance the experience of the programs and resources offered by the library, identify with Bernal history, present and future. The “Story Cloud” integrates with the other artwork on the Library by adding a third natural element. The wave form unfolds on the front of the building, the tree is rooted and branches out on the side and the cloud hovers over the playground bringing our attention up to the sky. Children in the playground can enjoy the cloud form, elements of discovery and story telling.

PHOTOS: Bernal Library Art Project

REVEALED: The Titillating Messages Hidden Within Bernal Heights Street Names

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Neighbor Michael Nolan has made a startling discovery: There are secret messages encoded within the street signs that hide in plain sight on every corner of Bernal Heights.

We do not know who created these secret messages, or who they were intended for. Yet thanks to Neighbor Michael’s astute decryption skills, we can now read the [vaguely smutty] messages revealed by rearranging the letters contained within prominent Bernal Heights street names.

Neighbor Michael provides this handy decoding guide:

Moultrie = I Lure Tom

Esmeralda = Males Dare

Precita = At Price

Peralta = Lap Rate

Powhattan = Tap on What

Massasoit = Sam Is a Sot

Prospect = Pet Corps

Norwich = Chin Row

Mirabel = I Ramble

Lundys Lane = Sullen Andy

PHOTO: via Ben Rosengart

Tuesday: Meeting to Discuss Rerouting the Muni 67 Bus on Ripley Street

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There’s been a long-simmering dispute between a group of north Bernal neighbors and the San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency over the location of the existing 67 Muni bus stop on Ripley Street near Folsom.

Bernalwood is told that a group of neighbors on Ripley really really really want the stop relocated, to avoid gumming up their street with two-way bus traffic.

Here are the specifics of the proposed change, along with the details about a community meeting taking place on Tuesday, January 28 to discuss the matter, via the SFMTA’s public announcement:

Proposed Change

The SFMTA, in response to neighborhood concerns, is proposing a reroute to the inbound 67 Bernal Heights (towards 24th Street BART) via Bernal Heights Boulevard. Buses traveling to the Mission District and 24th Street BART Station would travel on Bernal Heights Boulevard between Bradford and Folsom Streets. Buses traveling towards Cortland Ave. will travel on the existing routing. The proposed routing leads to the following stop changes:

  • The stop at the northwest corner of Ripley St. and Alabama St. would be discontinued.
  • The stop on Ripley at Folsom would move across the street to a stop on Folsom Street before the intersection with Ripley.
  • The stop on Bradford at Esmeralda would move back to the stop sign where Bernal Heights Boulevard and Bradford meet (approximately 80 feet south).

There are no proposed parking changes at this time. There are no planned changes to the street design as part of this project.

Public Outreach Meeting

This proposal will be discussed at a public meeting at the following date and time:

Tuesday, January 28 at 6:00 pm
San Francisco Public Library – Bernal Heights Branch 500 Cortland Avenue

If you have further questions or would like to submit comments regarding the reroute proposal, please contact:

Jeff Flynn
Transit Service Planning Manager – San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency Phone: 415.701.4646
Email: jeffrey.flynn@sfmta.com

In advance of the meeting, Bernalwood has received some strongly-worded commentary about the proposed rerouting from several Bernal neighbors. A flyer circulated by Neighbor Veronica says:

Long term residents are been left out of the conversation regarding changes – the notices are limited to a small number of people and not given enough time.

  • We having people who don’t use the service attempt to change something that has been working for over 30 years.
  • The issues they are attempting to tackle can be easily tackled with technology (i.e. communication or mapping devices we use on our phones to see where the buses are.)
  • Our taxes pay for this service.

From your neighbors who use this service all the time, we ask that you support us in keeping this service intact by EMAILING:

Another neighbor summarizes the state of play this way:

The Ripley folks between Alabama and Folsom are lobbying the SFMTA and David Campos to reroute the inbound 67 (toward BART) over Bernal Heights Blvd to avoid the buses passing and getting “stuck” on Ripley.  There’s only one bus line that serves the North Slope and moving the stop at Ripley and Alabama to Bradford and Bernal Heights Blvd effectively cuts it down to ½ bus service.  I use the bus every day to get to BART and I’m perfectly capable of walking to Ripley and Folsom (although my dogs are going to be barking in my high heeled shoes) but there are a number of elderly and disabled persons who may not be able to swing the uphill walk.

A neighbor who now rides the 67 regularly comments:

I moved offices and can now take the 67 every day to work. Its proximity to my house was in the plus column when I bought this place 4+ years ago, after having lived in Bernal 7 years prior. When I had surgery, and couldn’t drive for a month, that stop being across the street meant I could go to the farmers market and up to Cortland for groceries and to be in the world. I would have been isolated otherwise. When I imagine myself being twice my age, still living here, it’s comforting to imagine the same could happen. […]

I worry about the elderly neighbors on Alabama who I think will be more isolated if this goes through. I worry that total ridership might go down and that that might catch the eye of downtown number-crunchers looking at lines to cut. The 67 is really a connector for Bernal, and I don’t want to see that go away.

I’m sure people who live between Alabama and Folsom on Ripley would be thrilled to see the change. That block is narrow and driving it can be kind of a pain. Frankly, though, it feels very Bernal-y, every time I drive that block and see an approaching 67 and pull over so it can pass. The driver and I wave to each other. It’s friendly and neighborly.

And a neighbor on Folsom writes:

Wow! The SFMTA actually listened to the neighbors. I’m impressed. Ripley neighbors will rejoice!

This isn’t so bad, but then, I don’t know anyone who will be directly affected by the changes. I’m not sure how many people use the Ripley/ Alabama stop [that will be discontinued], but making the bus stop at the top of Folsom at Ripley isn’t so bad. I like the idea of the bus stopping at the top of the hill. It seems like people would want that, instead of having to walk a couple more blocks up. There were more extreme options, including making Ripley one way.

My only concern is that there is much more traffic on Folsom that will have to stop or go around buses. Perhaps that will slow people down but… probably not.

Proposals like this are inevitably contentious, so if you have an interest in the matter, Tuesday’s meeting at the Bernal library will be a good place to make your views known.

PHOTO: Top, Telstar Logistics

Suspected Drunk Driver Hits Pedestrian on Mission at 30th

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There was a lot of police activity on Mission at 30th Street on Friday night. The SF Chronicle carries the awful story:

A driver was arrested on suspicion of DUI Friday night after he allegedly struck a pedestrian at a San Francisco bus stop, leaving her with life-threatening injuries, a police spokeswoman said.

Police believe the driver collided with a 35-year-old woman at a bus stop at Mission and 30th streets around 8:10 p.m., San Francisco police Sgt. Danielle Newman said.

The woman was taken to a hospital where she is being treated for injuries that are believed to be life-threatening, the sergeant said.

“She will probably have quite a long recovery,” Newman said.

The sergeant said the driver, identified as 45-year-old James Bell of San Francisco, was arrested on suspicion of DUI causing injury and a hit-and-run.

PHOTO: Mission at 30th on Friday night. Top, by William McLeod via MissionLocal. Below, by Laura Helen Winn.

Real Estate Report: Low Supply + High Demand = $1.14 Million Average Sale Price and 24 Days to Contract

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The real estate people at Downing & Company have compiled their most recent summary of Bernal Heights home sales, calculated before Bernal Heights was declared the Best Neighborhood in the Entire Galaxy. The report for December indicates Bernal inventory remains tight, with relatively few properties hitting the market. The result of low supply and steady demand is (surprise, surprise!) an average sale price of $1.14 million and rapid sales once homes become available. Downing & Company says:

Single-family home prices in Bernal Heights ended the year on a high note. During the month of December eleven (11) homes traded hands in this neighborhood at an average sale price of $1,135,364. This figure was relatively close to the average in November that clocked in at $1,163,250, which represented the highest average price during 2013. Keep in mind with the relatively small number of homes that sell each month in Bernal Heights the average and/or median figures are subject to fluctuations due to high and low end sales and should be taken with a grain of salt.

The interesting question to ask is what’s next for this neighborhood? Recently, Bernal Heights was named as the hottest neighborhood in the country by Redfin. Will prices continue to push higher or have they hit a plateau? It will be interesting to see how things unfold with all the hype surrounding this charming ‘hood. One thing is certain, its still a sellers market out there. The homes that traded hands during December sold very quickly. They were on the market for an average of only 24 days before going under contract.

Read Downing’s original post for a home-by-home breakdown of the sales shown in the image above.

Sad News for Bernal Heights Ninjas: Brandon Lai’s Martial Arts Supply Has Closed

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Via Neighbor Vicky from the Bernal Heights History Project, Bernalwood was sad to learn that Bernal’s finest one-stop shop for local ninja warriors has gone out of business. After many decades of glorious martial arts significance, Brandon Lai’s Martial Arts Supply Co. on Mission Street has closed.

In a note to Neighbor Vicky, Al Lai writes:

We just couldn’t hold on anymore, and so we quietly shut our doors for good.

It was pleasant being in Bernal Heights for our last 4 years, I must say. My mum & I will miss being here and talking to the neighbors around the corner … we recently met the extraordinarily friendly, sweet, Holly Park cat, “Tumbleweed”; we’ll equally miss the little, woolcapped, homeless lady that built a makeshift domicile on the tanbarked SouthWest corner area of Mission & Appleton … she quietly and dignantly kept that vicinity so clean for herself and for others.

It’s sad, but as Al wrote, “everything is temporary.”

Bernalwood is told that the store still had a year remaining on it’s lease, so if you’re interested in a historic storefront space at 3581 Mission, read this Craigslist post.

PHOTOS: Top, Damon Styer. Below, via Al Lai.

What You Missed When You Missed Glenn Lym’s Talk About the Lost Geology of Bernal Heights

Glenn Lym addressed a full house at the Bernal Heights branch of the San Francisco Public Library on Wednesday night. His presentation focused on how San Francisco transformed the hilly native landscape into flat land suitable for development.

Much of the first half hour recapped Glenn’s HERE5 documentary, which was brilliant. But having first seen that the day before, a second pass helped me understand the process better. Here’s the story:

In 1849, very little of San Francisco was flat. Sand dunes over 100 feet high made land passage impractical between “downtown” and the Mission. Millions of cubic yards of material was moved to create the flat center of San Francisco we see today.

One remarkable photo in the slideshow showed picnickers on a peak of Potrero Hill that Glenn said no longer exists; a spot that is now either Franklin Square or the Safeway shopping center (previously the site of Seals Stadium). I think this may have been called Irish Hill, but I’m not sure. (John Blackburn corrects me in the comments; Irish Hill was on the East side of Potrero.)

In the second half, Glenn showed Coast Survey-based CAD reconstructions of the lost peaks of Bernal Heights, though he wasn’t sure when they had been removed.

Harrison Ryker’s 1938 photos showed a peak at the top of Ripley Street, above the intersection with Peralta, which was missing on a later photo:

An older gentleman in the back, attested by others to have lived on Ripley, said the hilltop removal began in 1939, stopped during the war, and resumed afterwards — leaving the block between Peralta, Esmeralda, Franconia and Samoset flat by around 1950. The debris was probably used to fill Isais Creek, with some of it possibly used as ship ballast.

The fourth peak, where the Franconia/Brewster public gardens are today, south of Rutledge, was removed prior to 1938. Some industry, possibly hilltop-removal, was visible in an aerial photo that showed the Maxwell advertisement atop Bernal Hill, which suggests it happened in the mid 1920s.

Glenn referred to historical posts by Burrito Justice and Bernalwood several times in his presentation, with special attention paid to Burrito Justice’s posts on the Valencia Hotel collapse and Serpentinia, and Bernalwood’s epic post on the history of Army Street/Cesar Chavez’s awfulness.

Bernal’s superior seismic safety was discussed in the Q&A after the talk, though I don’t think our chert was specifically credited.

Tonight! Seriously! FREE PIZZA from the PizzaHacker

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It’s an impressive thing that Bernal Heights was just named the 2014 Numero Uno Hottest Sexiest Neighborhood in the United States, because that award was given to us before the very delicious PizzaHacker opened for business on Mission at 29th Street.

Today, the PizzaHacker is having its grand opening. That’s great news for pizza lovers, but it may also put Bernal on track to become the Numero Uno Hottest Sexiest Neighborhood in the Entire Galaxy by 2015.

And on top of all the good news, there is one more tasty tidbit to share: Tonight, January 16, 2014, the Pizza Hacker will say hello to Bernal Heights by serving pizza for free.

You read that correctly: PIZZA FOR FREE

The PizzaHacker’s Jimmy Simpson tells Bernalwood:

We just finished painting and the bar is done, so we are having an opening party tomorrow for the Bernal residents. We told a few people, but mainly we wanted to invite locals to try the pizza and introduce ourselves.

We are going to charge for drinks but the pizza will be free. Word on the street is that we are opening at 6 but any Bernal resident is welcome to show up at starting at 5.

So bold. So simple: Free pizza. Tonight. Courtesy of the Pizza Hacker at 3299 Mission Street at 29th. No coupon required, but displays of the secret Bernal Heights hand signal are strongly encouraged.

They’re expecting you.

PHOTO: A marinara pizza from the Pizza Hacker, by Telstar Logistics

Wednesday: Glenn Lym Discusses “The Topography of Bernal Heights”

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Tomorrow, Wednesday January 15, the Bernal History Project will play host to a talk by architect Glenn Lym, during which he will discuss his very cool historic topographic maps of Bernal Heights.

It should be fascinating fun for history wonks and cartography geeks alike. Here are the deets:

Glenn Lym on “The Topography of Bernal Heights and the Mission”

A Bernal History Project Event

Jan 15, 2014 7:00pm-8:30pm (Wednesday)
at Bernal Heights Branch Library
500 Cortland (at Andover) San Francisco

Architect and architectural historian Glenn Lym will show the 3D map he has created of Bernal Heights and the Mission flats and talk about how the topography of the neighborhood has changed since the 1852-3 U.S. Coastal Survey.

Material is Based on his documentary:
HERE5 – Erased Landscape: The Making of Flat Land in Central San Francisco

UPDATED: New Merchant Association: “We Don’t Know What to Call It Yet, But It Will Certainly Not Be La Lengua”

Well, this is awkward.

The initial seed of discontentment over the nomenclature used to describe the flat portion of the Dominion of Bernalwood along Mission Street has now become an outright counter-rebellion. MissionLocal reports that business-owners along Bernal’s Mission corridor are in the process of creating a merchant’s association, and the group’s first task is to settle upon a name for the area that is something other than “La Lengua”:

Every revolution has its line-in-the-sand moment. For one architect south of Cesar Chavez, the moment came when locals — and even allegedly some city officials — started using “some hipster name” to refer to the neighborhood: La Lengua.

That translates to “The Tongue” in English, and it left a bad taste in the merchants’ mouths. In fact, they are forming their own merchants association — first meeting today — to rebrand themselves and define their commercial interests in the microhood where Bernal Heights and the outer edges of the Mission meet.

“That stupid name really got everyone listening,” said Harlan Hoffman, an architect with an office and a building on Mission Street, who is one of the main members of the association’s formation committee. “In a good way, that kind of spurred us on, and we decided to go ahead with this plan.”

Harlan Hoffman goes on to say:

 “It’s not the Inner Mission, it’s not the Outer Mission — it’s its own thing,” Hoffman said. “We don’t know what to call it yet, but it will certainly not be La Lengua.”

See? Ouch. Awwwwwwkwaaaaaard.

Since the disputed area is, and always shall be, an integral part of the Dominion of Bernalwood, we have no stake in the nomenclature controversy, except to treat it is a local matter that requires local resolution among the indigenous people.

However, we would remind the merchants in the disputed region that there is precedent for what they seek to accomplish, as Bernalwood revealed in this old storefront decal:

Hiding in plain sight on a vacant Mission Street storefront just north of 30th Street, [Neighbor Ben] found a vintage decal which pledges fealty to the “South of Army – Mission Merchants Association.”

Who were these proto-La Lenguans? What can we infer about the people who roamed the flatlands in the days before Army Street became Cesar Chavez Boulevard? The decal’s intimation that “He Knows You – You Know Him” suggests they were a paternalistic tribe that was closely bound by kinship ties and sharply-defined notions of geographic solidarity.

Unfortunately, since Army Street is indeed now called Cesar Chavez, the new merchants association is unlikely to embrace its historic antecedent in toto — which is sort of too bad, because that old graphic is ridiculously fabulous. (Memo to Secession Design: That logo. On a t-shirt. PLEASE!)

Bernalwood has reached out to rebel spokesblogger Burrito Justice, leader of the La Lenguan autonomy movement, for comment on this matter. He promised to release a statement soon, but in the meantime, his activity on Twitter suggests there will be more to come in the days ahead:

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DEVELOPING….

UPDATE: 1/14/14, 10 am: Burrito Justice has released a statement, and meme-ready image, regarding the burgeoning nomenclature controversy:

Harlan, here’s what you don’t get — La Lengua doesn’t care what you think. La Lengua just… is. We didn’t try very hard, and La Lengua took off. We are having fun.

You seem angry, Harlan. But the more you try to hate on La Lengua, the stronger it will become.

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“Breakfast with Enzo” Returns to the Bernal Heights Neighborhood Center

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After all the awkwardness and thinly veiled acrimony, they managed to work it out. Now, Bernalwood is pleased to share the news that Breakfast with Enzo has returned to the Bernal Heights Neighborhood Center for his weekly Saturday show, beginning tomorrow,  Saturday, January 11.

Children of all ages rejoice:

Enzo Garcia and Bernal Heights Neighborhood Center (BHNC)
are pleased to announce the continuation of
Breakfast with Enzo every Saturday from
10AM to Noon for $6 per person at
BHNC’s multi-purpose space at 515 Cortland Avenue.
The first show of 2014 will take place this Saturday, January 11th.

Enzo Garcia and BHNC are committed to working together to ensure that the community continues to enjoy Breakfast with Enzo. We appreciate everyone’s understanding while working on a mutually beneficial way to continue the performances.

As a recent member of BHNC, Enzo is providing time for Rachel Ebora, BHNC Executive Director, to speak briefly about BHNC and how we as a community can help the organization achieve its mission to preserve and enhance the ethnic, cultural and economic diversity of Bernal Heights and surrounding neighborhoods.

For more information or to become a member, please visit bhnc.org and when you join up please send an email to enzogarcia@earthlink.net with “JOINED BHNC” in the subject field.

See you at show, and thank you for supporting your community.

Enzo Garcia and Rachel Ebora/BHNC

PHOTO: via Yelp