Brand New “Bernal Heights” EP Inspired by Bernal Heights

Okay, this is fun. The Chocolate Penthouse are an electronic music duo, and for a time they lived (and recorded) in Bernal Heights. The result was a brand new collection of music that they’re calling the Bernal Heights EP:

Here it is, after 3 years of sitting on my harddrive, I am pleased to release The Bernal Heights EP. The Bernal Heights EP contains some of the very first Chocolate Penthouse Songs. Julian and I would spend a good part of our practice walking around Bernal Heights, we would explore the many staircases, gardens, and spectacular views. The music is noisy and quirky, we had always wanted to play dance music, but neither of us had a dance music background. However, we like synths and distortion, so those two things together became the cornerstone of our songs.

You can listen to the whole thing (for free!) on Soundcloud. But for an immediate preview, we bring one track from the EP, called Bayshore Sunset. Here are the liner notes:

Bayshore Sunset is tribute to Bayshore Blvd. Blazing trees at night on the 101 overpass is f*cking great. You get the solitude of being away from everyone, the buzz on 101 below you, and the vantage point of looking out on to Bayshore. Bayshore comes alive at certain times of the night, especially when the clubs start getting out. People dip into the jack n box, there are line of cars out the lot and on to the boulevard, everyone feeling good trying to get their eat on before the next adventure. This song captures the beauty and grittiness that is Bayshore Blvd.

Bernal Jazz Quintent Makes Young Fan Very Happy

To her great credit, Bernalwood’s Cub Reporter really loves jazz. So when I told her that the Bernal Jazz Quintet was giving a free concert at the library last night, she insisted we drive right over to check out the scene.

Truth is, the BJQ is very tight. The Cub Reporter declared herself a fan of the saxophone. We were impressed. And we made this quick little video to give everyone in the neighborhood a taste of the jazz talent that resides in Bernal Heights.

Dig It: Bernal Jazz Quintet at the Bernal Library, Tomorrow

Hey cool cats, Michael Gold let loose an announcement about a Bernal Jazz Quintet gig happening tomorrow night at the Bernal branch library. Dig it:

The Bernal Jazz Quintet returns to the neighborhood library with music to get your toe tapping and your hat size expanding. We’ll be playing familiar standards as well as some not so likely suspects–including compositions by jazz artists Carla Bley, Charles Lloyd, and Jessica Williams.

Two sets, no cover.
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
6:30 PM – 8:30 PM

The BJQ is:
Jim Zimmerman – Vibes
Michael Gold – Saxes
Paul Mindrup – Keyboard
Ken Lenga – Bass
Tom Hassett – Drums

PHOTO: Susan West

“The Golden Age of Soul,” at the Bernal Library, Tomorrow

Carlos Santana once lived in Bernal. But James Brown? Alas, no. Ray Charles? Sorry. Aretha Franklin? Err, not so much.

Regardless, there’s a terrific program about “The Golden Age of Soul” on the calendar tomorrow night at the Bernal Heights Branch Library:

When: Wed, 2/08/2012, 6:30 – 8:30

Richie Unterberger will present “The Golden Age of Soul Vol. 3” in honor of African-American history month. This is a presentation of rare soul music film clips from the 1960s and early 1970s. This is *not* the same program as the two soul music programs he has previously done at the Bernal Heights branch. This features entirely different clips, including footage of performers such as Mary Wells, James Brown, Stevie Wonder, Wilson Pickett, Ray Charles, the Four Tops, Jackie Wilson, Les McCann & Eddie Harris, and Aretha Franklin.

Sounds fantastic. As a preview bonus, we are proud to present this exclusive footage of James Brown’s 1965 performance at the Ski Bernalwood Summit Lodge, for your viewing enjoyment:

“Bernal Heights” + Asteroid Space Battles, Together At Last!

When you awoke this morning, did you think to yourself, “What I’d really like to see right now is an extended remix of Jhameel’s song “Bernal Heights” augmented with videogame footage of a laser-equipped spaceship navigating through a field of digital asteroids?”

Well, lucky you! And in a totally weird way, the mix kind of works. But maybe that shouldn’t come as a surprise.

Christmas Carolers Light Up Virginia Street, Demand Figgy Pudding

Carolers visit a house on Elsie Street.

’Twas the week before Christmas, the kids were in bed, when all of a sudden, my dear husband said, “Hey, is there, like, someone singing carols outside?”

Indeed, there was! From our front porch we spied a couple dozen carolers, faux candles in hand, fa-la-la-ing a house down the hill from us on Virginia Street. It was quite the touching tableau.

Away to the scene I flew like a flash… and managed to micro-interview the organizer of the merry band. As it turns out, that person is none other than my neighbor Vail, famous around these parts for her gregarious cat Bill.

Bernalwood: Hey, this is great! How long have you been doing this?

Neighbor Vail: About 25 years, I think. My son is 32 now, and we started when he was 5 or something. We’d put a bow on our dog, and we took him around too. We just decided it would be a fun thing to keep doing. Different people come every year as we get more friends.

Bernalwood: Can I come next year?

Neighbor Vail: Yes, absolutely. Come right now!

… and so I did for a bit, singing with my across-the-street neighbor and his lovely young daughter on one side of me, and the youngest caroler in the bunch, one baby Rio, on the other. And yea verily, my heart was filled with joy and gladness.

In case you didn’t manage to catch Virginia Street Carolers, here’s a tiny bit of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” (I wish it were longer, but my battery was dying), sung on the corner of Virginia and Eugenia. Never mind the differing factions on the figgy-pudding lyric – “bring it right here,” “bring it right now” – whatever, it’s clear this crowd is serious when it comes to holiday merriment!

TONIGHT: City Hall Hearing on Lucky Horseshoe’s Entertainment Permit

Lucky Horseshoe

**Hearing Date Corrected from Previous Version**

Eric Embry, co-owner of the Lucky Horseshoe bar on Cortland, is getting ready for a big evening *tonight* at City Hall. That’s when a hearing will be held to consider his application to get an entertainment permit for the bar, a move which would enable the Lucky Horseshoe to host live music.

In an email to Bernalwood, Eric writes:

We hope lots of folks will come to City Hall, Room 400, Tuesday evening at 6:30 to let the Entertainment Commissioners know that Bernal Heights wants live music at The Lucky Horseshoe. We’ve collected hundreds of signatures and letters of support, and we have a rock-solid plan that will integrate live music into the community in a positive way that was previously unknown at the venue. The entertainment we host will be as warm and welcoming as The Lucky Horseshoe is, making the bar an even more integral part the community.

I’ve been watching the hearings online and it’s actually going to be fun, in a civics lesson kind of way. Maybe not fun in some other ways but…The Commission will no doubt ask some tough questions, as the music scene at Skip’s Tavern in years past was far from cherished by the neighborhood at large. The folks at City Hall need to hear about the positive changes we’ve brought to the bar, and not just from us. Lisa Marie and I dearly appreciate all of the support and kind words that so many of you have given us, and we want the Commissioners to hear about it first hand. Come on down to City Hall and let’s bring live music back to Cortland Avenue!

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Jazz at the Library: Free Concert with the Bernal Jazz Quintet, Wednesday

Hey cats! Dig it: The Bernal Jazz Quintet will perform at the Bernal Heights Branch Library on Wednesday evening, and the gig is free. Library manager Valerie says:

WINTER HOLIDAY CELEBRATION

The year is winding up and it’s time to check in at your library! You are overdue for a Winter Holiday Celebration with the Bernal Jazz Quintet. Catch up with your neighbors while listening to the mellifluous sounds of one fabulous ensemble. There will be craft making for children and teens…. and of course refreshments!  Free Event

Wednesday, December 14th @ 6:30 pm

  • The Bernal Jazz Quintet
  • Crafts for Kids
  • Refreshments

Bernal Branch Library, 500 Cortland Street (Andover & Moultrie)

PHOTO: Bernal Jazz Quintet

World’s First Pop-Up Jewish Record Shop Coming to Bernal

Tikva Records

Tikva Records

Between December 1 and December 28, our neighborhood will play host to a unique ethno-cultural music retail experience. That’s because the excellent Idelsohn Society for Musical Preservation plans to open Tivka Records, a pop-up 1950’s-style Jewish record store, right here in Bernalwood (!), at 3191 Mission Street, just north of Valencia in the space next to Queen’s Nails:

The store will feature an eclectic series of exclusive live music performances, film screenings, academic lectures, comedians, remix workshops, food trucks, and more.

Special events will emulate the historical and cultural significance of Tikva Records – NYC’s most prolific Jewish record label of the ’50s, ’60s and ’70s. Events will explore the Jewish American songbook, and Jewish culture in general, interpreted by some of today’s brightest performers, comedians, musicians and lecturers. Rare vinyl from select Jewish musicians of the past 80 years will be sold at the new Tikva Records, and we will have all of our latest album releases for sale.

This will be a terrific (but fleeting) opportunity to check out some interesting music drawn from a few unusual corners of the Jewish-American experience. The name Tikva Records alludes to a Jewish-themed record label by the same name that was sometimes described as the “Jewish Motown.”

In other words: “Fiddler on the Roof,” this is not. Consider the example of The Sabras, who recorded with Tikva Records…

Archive.org explains:

By far the most coveted cult album from the Tikva catalog is 1967’s Jerusalem of Gold, the only release from Hebrew reverb specialists The Sabras. Though they formed in New York City with one American and three Israeli members, the band took their name from the tough Israeli prickly pear cactus that had become the familiar Zionist handle for Jews born on Israeli soil. The cover makes the quartet look like a Vegas novelty act (wide-collared, chest-hair-bearing gold lame shirts, an Ottoman handlebar moustache, electric guitar poses, a dumbek over the knee), but what’s inside is a bit more serious: twelve slices of fuzzed out diaspora garage rock. They are at their tightest on the lean and mean “Ho Yaldonet” (“O Little Girl”).

Listen to it right here:

Remember, Tikva Records will only be open for a month, so don’t dawdle. Likewise, don’t don’t miss the impressive schedule of events they’ve got on tap; lectures, listenings, comedy, food trucks, and more. Dayenu!

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Tonight at the Lucky Horseshoe: A Meeting About Live Music

Lucky Horseshoe

Lucky Horseshoe

Now that the Lucky Horseshoe bar has installed its new sign, the legacy of the former Skip’s Tavern — which used to occupy the space at 453 Cortland — is now no more than a memory. But for the new owners of the Lucky Horseshoe, that’s precisely the problem.

Skip’s was a lively and colorful place. But it was also a troublesome neighbor for some Bernal Heights residents who lived nearby. The new owners of the Lucky Horseshoe also live in Bernal Heights, and they have been very focused on making sure the bar integrates smoothly into the neighborhood.

The Lucky Horseshoe now wants to secure an entertainment license, so that the bar can play host to live music performances. The City will hold a hearing on the license application in mid-December, but tonight at 6 pm, the Lucky Horseshoe will hold an informal meeting to talk about their vision for the place.

In an email to Bernalwood, Lucky Horsehoe co-owner Eric Embry explains:

We’re having a meeting at the bar Wednesday 30 November at 6PM to discuss our plans for live music and to address the concerns that anyone in the neighborhood might have with our desire to have live music and other entertainment (such as DJs) at The Lucky Horseshoe.

We have received hundreds of signatures and many letters of support from Bernal folks who not only are thrilled with what we’ve done to the place so far, but also with the potential for live music to once again have a place on Cortland Avenue. We sincerely hope that anyone with concerns will show up and let them be known. We hope that before our December 13 hearing date that we can have EVERYBODY in the neighborhood on board!

We’ve worked to address every concern that we heard this spring during the sale of the bar, and we think we’ve done an excellent job converting a contentious bar into a neighborhood asset. Our policy is that anyone is welcome, as long as they respect our business and our neighborhood. It’s a policy that we think is fair, effective, and welcoming to patrons new and old. I personally think [Lucky Horseshoe co-owner/bartender] Lisa is a superhero for facing down many bad elements who USED to come in to see if they could still get away with what they did at the old bar, and she’s usually done this all by herself. We’re proud of the job we’ve done, and we know many people — including our direct neighbors — have experienced relief and excitement over the changes we’ve made.

If folks can’t make it to the meeting, here is our plan in a nutshell: We aim to book high quality music with an emphasis on sophistication. As a musician myself I’ve played pretty much every small-venue gig in town, and I know the difference between a show with good sound quality/volume levels and a gig that’s just ridiculously loud and obnoxious. We want patrons to be able to hear their conversations while the music plays, rather than leave the bar with ears ringing; the latter is just no fun, even if the music is great.

We plan to prioritize booking acts that come from right here in Bernal Heights, because this neighborhood is rich with superbly talented musicians whom we’d like to showcase. This has many added benefits: less cars to park,  fewer “out-of-towners” coming to the neighborhood, and more of a sense of accountability with the musicians. We’ll not only have beautiful quality sound at enjoyable levels and a sound tech on site in control of the stage, but also a contract for the musicians to sign before accepting a gig that puts responsibility for respecting the venue and neighborhood in their hands.

There will be “Guard Card” trained employees working the door to make sure that our patrons aren’t loitering in the streets either during or after shows. This is required of us by law, and if you know us, you know we do everything by the letter of the law. Folks can rest assured that we will never be granted this permit if adequate soundproofing isn’t present, as a sound pressure level inspection is part of the permitting process. We look forward to exceeding the standards, because we’re proud to call ourselves a neighborhood bar and want nothing more than to be embraced by Bernal Heights when we have live music.

As an example of how live music at the bar can enrich our neighborhood for EVERYONE, we’ll be holding a fundraiser for the library mural project on the 8th of December, after the winter shopping stroll.

Lisa and I have changed 453 Cortland 180 degrees for the better, and we hope the neighborhood has confidence in our ability to change the music culture at the location as well. Let’s celebrate the arts together! It’s one of the reasons we all live in San Francisco.

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Sing Along to “Bernal Heights,” Live at Hotel Utah TONIGHT

Happy to say that we were into it before it was cool, but “Bernal Heights”–  that very pleasing new song by Jhameel —  has become rather popular nationwide, in an indie/underground sort of way. Now his people send word that Jameel will be performing live at the Hotel Utah tonight:

Wanted to let you know that Bay Area Indie-Pop artist Jhameel, who you previously wrote about on Bernalwood is playing his first headline gig @ Hotel Utah on 9/23.

The rest of the world is finally catching up to Bernalwood on “Bernal Heights.” The song recently topped at #4 on the Hype Machine Popular Charts, garnering ten of thousands of plays.

We really appreciated your support for Jhameel’s work so early on, and were hoping you could let your readers know about the show, which is only $8. Hotel Utah offers a warm space with gorgeous sound and excellent drinks where Bernalwooders can hear their theme song in an incredibly intimate setting.

Event Info/Tickets

Listen to Jhameel’s Music, for Free

Listen to “Bernal Heights” right here:

Polkapolloza! For the Children! Saturday!

I’m not a doctor, and I don’t play one on TV. But I’m happy to prescribe some very fun music on Saturday night to benefit Junipero Serra Elementary School in Bernal Heights.

To wit:

Junipero Serra Elementary School’s First Annual Polkapolloza Benefit with POLKACIDE, SASSY, CARMICHAEL AND THE FRIJOLITAS BAND
At Thee Parkside
1600 17th Street, San Francisco
Saturday, Sep. 17, 2011 11:00 am
Doors: 11:00am (bands 12, 1, 2 ish)
All Ages / Bar with ID
$10
Bake Sale!!! Buy a Pie!

If you need any more introduction, check out the the joy that is Polkacide: