The Only Thing Better Than This Photo of Bernal Hill During a Lightning Storm Is This Photo of Bernal Hill During a Lightning Storm with a Soundtrack

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The lightning storm that passed through San Francisco on Monday night generated lots of excitement and some terrific photos from around town, but Bernalwood was slightly disappointed that we couldn’t find any good photos of Bernal Hill captured during the light show.

Turns out, we just needed to be patient. San Francisco photographer Steve Byrne just sent us this electrifying image of Bernal taken from Potrero Hill during Monday night’s storm, and it’s fantastic.

However, to make it even more fantastic, try this: 1) Imagine that somewhere high atop Bernal Hill there is a creepy laboratory where the diabolical Dr. von Bernalstein is attempting to reanimate an experimental undead monster he pieced together from salvaged human body parts; 2) Press the Play button below; 3) Stare at the photo above for a minute or so.

Amiright? Amiright?

PHOTO: Thanks, Steve Byrne

Universe Provides Grateful Monument for Departing Yoga Teacher

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Neighbor Matthew found this sweet little monument yesterday, high atop Bernal Hill on the west side. It says:

Gules, my long lost sister!

You are such a radiant little ball of energy. I felt that we already knew each other when we met, those giant green eyes and that beaming pure smile! You make me so happy little angel! I KNOW that this will not be the last time we meet each other. I also know that you will make an INCREDIBLE yoga teacher & Chinese Medicine Doctor one day. And if you ever decide you want to come to the U.S. & teach at whatever studio I’m at, you will ALWAYS be welcome to share your spirit.

Awwwww. That’s awesome.

Meanwhile, in other neighborhood news, this happened shortly after Neighbor Matthew found the Departing Yoga Teacher Monument on the western summit of Bernal Hill:

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PHOTOS: Above, Neighbor Matthew

Drone Video Filmed Over Bernal Hill Lets You Experience the View Like Local Avian Wildlife

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Nathan Shipley just earned his wings with the Bernalwood Air Force.

Specificially, Nathan just established his credentials to lead the BAF’s Division of Drone Cinematography and Surveillance (BAFDoDCaS), and he did so in fashionable style by sharing some amazing footage he filmed over Bernal Hill while piloting a radio-controlled camera-copter:

Thought I’d share a quick video I shot over Bernal last week with my quadcopter drone. I was out shooting again this morning for the Bernal Heights Outdoor Cinema intro credits, and someone I met suggested I get in touch.

We’re glad he did, because this footage is gorgeous. Now we know what it feels like to be one of those red-tailed hawks we jealously admire gliding overhead:

Sutro Tower Blast-Off, As Seen from Bernal Heights

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Last night, two separate photographers taking pictures from separate locations atop Bernal Hill noticed the very same thing: The sun had set behind Twin Peaks, creating the illusion that Sutro Tower was poised to blast-off into space (which, as we all know, it really wants to do anyway.)

Daniel Cohen took the photo above and posted it on the Instagram after noting that “Sutro Tower [is] ready for liftoff tonight.” A few moments earlier, @MrRoodog snapped the shot below, asking: “Is that the Sutro rocket launch?”

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PHOTOS:@Cohen and @MrRoodog

Trendspotting City Blog Discovers That Bernal Is For Lovers

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As Citizens of Bernalwood, we all know that Bernal Heights is for lovers. It’s been our little romantic secret.

Well, now every starry-eyed Millennial from The Marina to Capp Street knows it too, thanks to a recent listicle on the SFist blog that documents “10 Best Unique Dates in SF.”

Bernal Hill was second on the list (right behind that vista at Land’s End):

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The top of the hill in Bernal Heights is an unsung gem of the city. And given that it takes some travel to get there, and is decidedly more off the beaten path than, say, Twin Peaks, makes it an ideal makeout spot, especially on a clear and non-windy night. We’d suggest bringing along some mulled wine, or port, or a nice Chianti.

Mulled wine? Nice Chianti? Is that what the kids are calling it these days??

On the bright side, Bernal locals know those recommended “clear and non-windy nights” are actually rather unusual, and that gusty exposure and oceanic chill are hardly conducive to amorous enthusiasm the rest of the time.

So the Citizens of Bernalwood probably need not fear this SFist item will trigger the arrival of  Chianti-swilling youth hordes seeking a chic, secluded place to consummate their Bang With Friends hookups.

At least not yet.

PHOTO: by Dyche

FIRE! July Fourth Antics Trigger Blaze on Bernal Hill

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The weather last night was uncommonly warm, fog-free, and wonderful for the City’s annual July Fourth fireworks display, and Bernal Hill was packed with spectators  to watch the show.

The official fireworks went off without a hitch, but later in the night, some of the unofficial pyrotechnics went awry. Just as feared, someone touched off a brush fire on the eastern side of Bernal Hill.

Thanks to Neighbor Bernard, for capturing the dramatic photos you see above.

I visited the scene this morning, and I’m relieved to report that the burn zone was actually relatively modest in size:

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Whew! We got lucky, and we can all be grateful that the San Francisco Fire Department is so damn good at doing their job.

This is also all the more reason to show Bernal Hill some extra love on Saturday by participating in the Bernal GO Team’s hillside cleanup, starting at 10 am… because the alternatives look much, much worse.

PHOTOS: Top, Neighbor Bernard. Below, Telstar Logistics

What Kind of Beer Pairs Best with the View from Bernal Hill?

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On the Broke-Ass Stewart blog, writer Stephen Jackson likes to pair scenic hilltop vistas around San Francisco with contextually appropriate beers for in situ enjoyment. In his most recent installment — and just in time for July 4th! — Stephen selected an ideal beer for taking in the view from atop Bernal Hill.

He chose Moylan’s Irish Style Red Ale. Here’s why:

The Irish Style Red Ale is appropriate for the view atop Bernal Heights for two major reasons. The first one has to do with cows and The Old Country. As the city began to expand beyond the confines of the downtown district during the mid-1800′s, the Irish (along with many Scots and Scandinavians) began inhabiting the Bernal Heights area mainly for the purpose of cattle and dairy farming. Thus, I felt it appropriate to go for a beer made in the Irish tradition.

Secondly, in the 1960′s, Bernal Heights was often referred to as “Red Hill” due to the fact that many hyper left-wing activists used to set up shop in communes amongst the working-class families inhabiting the area. In fact, The Siambeanese Liberation Army had a safehouse up there back during the Patty Hearst ordeal. Furthermore, there were accounts of Sandinistas using the slopes of the hill for training purposes in the seventies.  With the word “red” also the showcased in beer’s namesake, I felt it to be pretty much a no-brainer.

I even bought the beer at a great store on Cortland called Discount Club Liquors. They had a great selection–check ‘em out.

Very thoughtful. A historically well-informed choice. Just remember, kids… leave no trace!  Enjoy your brewskis responsibly, and haul out those empty bottles with you when you leave Bernal Hill, please.

PHOTO: Broke-Ass Stewart

Saturday: Join the Bernal GO Team to Clean Up Bernal Hill

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One of the many things that makes Bernal Heights rather awesome is the fact that the people who live here are actively engaged in our community. Witness the formation of the new Bernal GO Team, a group of neighbors who have organized to take on various projects around Bernal Heights on an as-needed basis.

The Bernal GO Team will deploy for the first time on Saturday, July 6 at 10 am to tidy up Bernal Hill after the inevitable revelry that will take place there on July Fourth, and you are invited to participate.

Here are the deets, from the shiny and new Bernal GO Team website:

What is the Bernal GO Team?

The best explanation is our tagline: Neighbors in Action. We tackle quick-strike projects to make life a little bit better in the neighborhood. Come meet your neighbors and be part of Bernal’s long history of community activism and action. Sleep well at night knowing that you’ve worked to keep our neighborhood amazing. We’re a grass-roots group and not affiliated with any organization, though we’re happy to help other neighborhood groups with their projects.

How do I join?

Anyone can join the GO Team – just show up for a project! You can work on a single project or more. Look for announcements on the new BernalBernal calendar, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website.

Join the GO Team in Action!

July 6 Bernal Hill Cleanup
Our fair Bernal Hill has amazing views – which means it attracts a crowd on July 4. There’s always a great deal of detritus left over after the official and unofficial July 4 celebrations – fireworks, wrappers, bottles, cans, etc.

Let’s keep our Hill healthy and clean by meeting to pick up the garbage. As with all Bernal GO Team projects, you’ll also get to meet your neighbors and know that you are part of what makes this neighborhood great.

THE DETAILS:
Saturday, July 6, 2013
Meet at 10am at the south gate/entrance, which is just west of the intersection of Anderson and Bernal Heights Blvd. We will be done by 12 noon at the latest.

  • Bring work gloves and a couple of garbage bags – and bring extras if you have them so that you can share with anyone who doesn’t but who wants to help.
  • This should be OK for school-aged kids, but please keep an eye on them – there will likely be broken glass, used fireworks, or other potentially dangerous items.
  • USE COMMON SENSE. Avoid steep slopes or anything that looks unsafe, and stay on paths as much as possible to avoid damaging fragile plant life. Rec & Park can follow up to remove any debris we are unable to clean up safely.

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

UPDATED: A Piano Sprouts on Bernal Hill, Seeking Pianists

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The sudden onset of warm weather is having a strange effect on the Bernal Heights ecosystem. (Cue: Koyaanisqatsi)

First we got a marmot, then there was a Bikini Jogger sighting, and now a piano has sprouted on Bernal Hill.

Anyone have any idea what the hell it’s doing there?

And/or, when do the ad-hoc ragtime hilltop sing-alongs begin? Because apparently, that kind of thing is encouraged:

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UPDATE, 9:30 PM: Our local pianists are rising to the challenge. Neighbor Heinz reports:

Here is a picture taken today of a lady playing the piano on top of Bernal Hill.. She was playing in front of a small crowd of about 8 -12 people.. There was also another gentleman that played before her.

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And check this out! Neighbor Christopher made a movie of someone performing the Star Wars theme!

Neighbor Ros captured another pianist in action at sunset:

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Looks like the same pianist, but @ddotkdot captured this stunner:

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UPDATE 2 (28 June)

Well, that didn’t take long. Neighbor Jonathan shows us that the Bernal Piano was tagged with graffiti overnight:

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But still, the band plays on. Neighbor Mike comments:

Tagging has no impact on the performance of the instrument. It actually adds character to the piano, in my opinion. I got a text about the piano yesterday and got to play a little today in the hot sun!

PHOTOS: Top, Neighbor Jonathan. Below, Neighbor Heinz, Neighbor Ros, @ddotkdot, Neighbor Jonathon

Attention Dog-Owners: How to Protect Your Pet from Foxtails

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Neighbor Nicolette Zarday is a Bernal west-sider and a veterinarian whose name is often followed by the letters DVM and MPH. (She practices at the Adobe Animal Hospital in Los Altos.) She brings a special caution for Bernal canines, and the humans who love them: Beware of foxtails!

If you own a dog, you probably know exactly what I’m talking about. If you have a dog and you don’t know about foxtails, keep reading.

Foxtails are small plant awns or seed-bearing structures, usually of the genus Hordeum. Starting in the Spring and continuing through the Summer, plants shed them indiscriminately. We started to see a steady flow of foxtail cases in our veterinary practice mid-April, right after several days of heavy winds which helped yank the awns from their plants and spread them far and wide.

Foxtails are shaped like a badminton birdie, but with a pointy instead of a round end. They also have tiny barbs along their shafts. All this adds up to a unidirectional migration pattern; they go in but they don’t come out. The most common problems we see with foxtails are wounds in the paws. Often the owner will just notice a swelling between the toes and think it is a growth or a tumor. After piercing the skin and entering the body, foxtails can actually migrate up the leg, if left untreated. We also see foxtails in noses, ears, and eyes very often.

The most dangerous exposure occurs when dogs inhale them. This typically happens if a dog is porpoising through a field of foxtail plants and inhales one, mouth wide open. As the dog takes a deep breath, the foxtail bypasses all the normal barriers, so they can end up in the lower airways of the lungs. These can be difficult to find, require extensive and expensive treatment and surgery, and are often fatal. Other places foxtails have been found, in many cases post-mortem, include the brain, spinal cord, urinary tract, and abdomen.

Fortunately for dog owners, foxtails usually represent a minor health hazard, although the expense of having the foxtail removed by a veterinarian (usually under sedation or anesthesia) can be considerable. For us vets in northern California, foxtails are simultaneously the bane of our existence and a significant source of income during the spring and summer. I even heard about one veterinarian who owned a boat named “Foxtail.”

So, what can you do to protect your dog?

  • If it is a long-haired dog, keep the coat short during the Summer, especially the feet. There are groomers who will do a “foxtail cut” if requested.
  • After each walk, check your pet thoroughly and remove any plant material.
  • If your dog suddenly starts sneezing uncontrollably, squinting, or shaking its head during or immediately after a walk, there is an excellent chance a foxtail is involved. Call your veterinarian’s office.
  • Do not allow your dog to run through fields of tall grass that contain these plant awns. (This is what I worry about most.)
  • Check your backyard for plants that shed foxtails, and remove the plants completely.

There are plenty of these nasty little dudes on Bernal Hill, so keep an eye out!

PHOTOS: Tabletop samples, Nicole Zarday. Wild foxtail from UCSC

What Year Was the Party to Celebrate Bernal Hill Becoming a Park?

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This photo has been floating around the Interwebs for a few weeks; it’s a poster/handbill for an event to commemorate the dedication of Bernal Hill as a proper park — in contrast to the mining quarry/ad hoc garbage dump/motocross track that it had been before.

Turning Bernal Hill into a park was definitely a good excuse for celebration, and it looks like the party happened in grand style, with kite-flying, balloons, clowns, and … bagpipes.

But there’s just one problem; it’s not clear what year it was when this happened. There’s a small, penciled-in “1973?” notation in the top-left of the image above, and there’s some corroboration of that year on the old website of the San Francisco Parks Alliance:

Then it was time for Bernal Heights Park- the hill with 26 acres of open grasslands lying between a telephone company’s microwave tower at the top and Bernal Heights Boulevard below. It belonged to the Department of Public Works. In 1972, the Recreation and Park Commission voted to transfer the land to itself to protect it from possible development. Bernal Heights residents, who had pushed for the change, gathered at McLaren Lodge and cheered. Recognizing that Rec and Park had postponed the transfer because the department lacked funds for maintenance, they agreed not to seek capital improvements for the next several years. And in June, 1973, with soaring kites and bouquets of balloons, officials dedicated what one called, “the last and biggest city-owned space available for a park.”

Another clue comes from the date; it turns out, June 10, 1973 really was a Sunday.

Yet while the evidence to support a 1973 date is compelling, we’d rather hear it from a first-hand witness. So… were you in Bernal when the hill formally became a park? Do you recall what year it was when the neighborhood erupted in celebration and bagpipes at the top of Folsom? Do tell!