New Bernal Heights Art Print Celebrates Our Spirit Animal

A few months ago, the graphic designers at TheGRQP released a series of wildlife-themed prints about San Francisco neighborhoods. Pacific Heights is a fox. The Castro is a peacock. Japantown is a goldfish. And so on.

The prints were lovely, but one neighborhood was conspicuously missing: Bernal Heights.

So in an email, I says to them, I says:

Hey! What about Bernal Heights??! We’re famous! We’re glamorous! Plus, I’ll do the research for you. Here is the animal you should associate with our neighborhood.

They received my suggestion warmly, and now the Bernal Heights print is available for sale.

San Francisco’s neighborhoods have such personality, and we at the GRQP believe each tends to bear a likeness to a particular animal. High atop their perch at the microwave tower, these owls watch over Bernal Heights. Every night they remain vigilant for the residents and wildlife alike. It is these owl’s dusk to dawn duty, nay, their nocturnal mission to keep this neighborhood safe. Whether you live in Bernal Heights or not, with these owls on your wall, you won’t help but feel protected.

Notice also the cameo appearance by Sutrito Tower.

Yaaay! The image 11×14, and printed on archival paper. And just $22! I just ordered one for the Cub Reporter’s bedroom.

Scenes from Opening Night at Tikva Records

The Tikva Records pop-up shop opened on Mission Street last night, celebrating the event with a lovely opening party. Its a cool little venue, with a record store and listening area up front, a small room for viewing videos, and a cozy room in back for kibitzing.

They also defied the old cliche about Jewish weddings, providing both tasty food and ample drink for the guests:

There’s a full calendar of events lined up for the month, but be sure to get tickets in advance if any are of interest, because most will sell out. Or just drop by during the day for a listen. What you’ll find inside may come as quite a surprise:

BONUS UPDATE: It’s more than just a pretty cover. “Connie Francis Sings Jewish Favorites” is available on Spotify, in case you were wondering what it, you know, actually sounds like.

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Meet the Bernal Architectural Coloring Contest Contestants

The deadline has passed for submitting entries to the Bernal Heights Architectural Coloring Contest, and as promised, architect Mason Kirby has posted the submissions in the window of his office at 301 Bocana.

Now the contest judges will don their somber robes to begin evaluating the submissions. Their task will not be easy, because as you can see here, there’s been some Very. Serious. Coloring. going on…

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Bernal Heights Artist Installs Huge Glass Sculpture in Tokyo

So, what was I doing in Tokyo last week? Three things:

  1. Walking around aimlessly all over the city.
  2. Eating a lot of staggeringly good food.
  3. Visiting the installation of a new piece by Bernal Heights glass sculptor Nikolas Weinstein.

Nik’s Studio is on Valencia Street, hidden behind a laundromat in the La Lengua Autonomous Zone. It’s a fascinating place jammed with intricate machinery and full-scale glass prototypes dangling from the ceiling. To give a sense of what I mean, here’s a photo of the interior of the studio I took a few years ago:

Office Window

Nikolas specializes in creating glass sculptures inspired by organic forms:

His site-specific installations lie at the intersection of art, architecture and the natural world, leveraging new technologies to build works in glass. The sculptures respond sympathetically to the definition of architectural space, and range in scale from small and intimate to very large works.

Ever noticed the billowing glass sculptures that hang from the skylights at Bar Agricole in SOMA? Nik’s team created those, although many of their clients — and their creations — are in Asia.

The newest one is in Tokyo, where the studio is installing a large, suspended glass piece in the lobby of the new headquarters for the Kajima Corporation. Here’s how it looked on Sunday afternoon:

Tokyo Installation

Pretty soon, all that scaffolding will be gone, and the piece will become the centerpiece of a glamorous new high-rise building in Tokyo. It’s visible 24-7 from the street outside, so if you’re ever in Tokyo and feeling homesick, you can always go visit.

Tokyo Installation

And the rest of us can take some world-class pride in knowing that it was created right here in the Dominion of Bernalwood. がんばれ ベルナルハイツ!!

UPDATE: Tuesday November 29, 4:30 pm

The Nikolas Weinstein Studios team just emailed a few new installation photos from Tokyo. Here’s Nikolas (at left), working with the Japanese construction team to make a few final adjustments to the piece. Cute helmets, fellas!

And here’s how the finished piece looks. Tomorrow, we’re told, that scaffolding floor will be removed. Lovely!

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics, Nikolas Weinstein Studios

Deadline Extended for Bernal Heights Architectural Coloring Contest

This just in….

To give everyone a little more time to settle in after the Thanksgiving holiday, architect Mason Kirby has decided to extend the submission deadline for the Bernal Heights Architectural Coloring Contest. Mason says:

Extension time! The new deadline is Wednesday, November 30 at 12 noon.

That means you and your Junior Corbusiers have 2 more days to rock the color and win the chert!! Click here to download the free Bernal Heights Architectural Coloring Book and read the complete submission guidelines.

IMAGE: Contest entry by Bernalwood’s Cub Reporter

The Secret Murals at 254 Precita

The duplex at 254 Precita Avenue is for sale. Here’s how the realtors describe it:

Two VACANT units and ready for new buyers to move in! Great North Slope Bernal location close to Precita Park, Mission District, and easy freeway access. Rental income or TIC potential. MAIN HOUSE is a charming two story 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath bungalow with many PERIOD DETAILS. Freshly painted and renovated with softwood floors and many upgrades. LEGAL APARTMENT is a one plus bedroom unit with separate entrance, many upgrades, high ceilings, freshly painted and VACANT! Fabulous South facing rear yard with patio and beautiful garden area.

One feature goes unmentioned in the official listing, however (though I know the realtor is actually quite excited about it, because he invited me over to take a look). Painted on the retaining wall for that fabulous yard/patio/garden area, there are two murals which are included as part of the sale.

Here’s the one on the right, with an Ansel Adams theme:

Secret Mural

The one on the left looks especially good from the kitchen windows of the lower unit:

Secret Mural

Apparently, the murals are included at no extra cost. Bonus! Purchase the property at 254 Precita for $849,000, and get two quirky murals ABSOLUTELY FREE!

PHOTOS: Top, MLS. Mural details, Telstar Logistics

Bernalmorphism: Why Our Seismologist Draws Bernal Heights as a Dog

Great news. Julian Lozos, Bernalwood’s senior seismologist, successfully raised the funds he needed to begin production of the San Franthropomorphism 2012 Calendar. And in a recent email alert to his friends and financiers, Julian explained why he decided to represent Bernal Heights as a dog:

The dog is Bernal Hill. Why? Because I lived in Bernal Heights when I lived in San Francisco, and I want to represent it because I miss it. Bernal’s a dog because, well, you try to keep track of the number of dogs you see on the hill or being walked down Cortland Ave. Bet you need more than four paws worth of fingers! The coloration of his fur is based on the red chert rock that makes up the hill. The underlying curly patterns on the fur represent the folds in the chert. The black patterning is based loosely on the radio tower at the summit of the hill.

Julian says Bernal Doggie will make a cameo appearance on the calendar’s credits page.  We’ll let you know when he finishes work on the project and makes the calendar available for sale.

Toast Bernal Heights Artists at Inclusions Gallery, Sunday

You probably already know this, but Bernalwood is fat with creative people. We practically grow ’em here. And we’re lucky to have a local gallery that celebrates our neighborhood Art Heroes as local celebrities.

The current show at the Inclusions Gallery on Cortland is devoted exclusively to Bernal Heights artists, and there’s a reception to honor them happening there on Sunday, November 6 from 2 to 6 pm.

It is with great pleasure and excitement that we present, Inclusions 3 – Art From Within Bernal Heights. This year’s annual show features an eclectic array of paintings, sculpture, photographs, assemblage, prints and glasswork from 26 Bernal Heights resident artists.  Each year this show highlights the diverse artistic talent, among us, offering an opportunity to celebrate, and support, the creativity within our local community.

A New Novel by Superstar Bernal Heights Author Peter Orner

In the Bay Area section of today’s New York Times, astute readers will find an article about author Peter Orner, a member of the Bernalwood literati glitterati:

Among writers, Mr. Orner is a boldface name. Since his debut collection, “Esther Stories,” was published in 2001 to rave reviews, he has continued to rack up plaudits: a Guggenheim fellowship, two Pushcart Prizes, and space in esteemed publications like Granta, The Atlantic and Ploughshares. He has also done two oral histories for McSweeney’s Voice of Witness series; Harper’s called “Hope Deferred,” his 2010 book about life in Zimbabwe, one of the most important books about that country in 30 years.

Compared with other Bay Area literary stars, “Peter’s name is overlooked by the general reading public,” said Oscar Villalon, managing editor of Zyzzyva, a literary journal that will be publishing one of Mr. Orner’s stories this spring. “If he lived in Brooklyn, he’d be the type of guy who’d be feted by The Paris Review, The New Yorker. His work is that good.”

Since we don’t want Peter Orner to leave Bernal and move to Brooklyn, perhaps he could get a similar career boost by simply *pretending* he lives in Brooklyn; say, by wearing trucker’s caps and riding a fixie. But his best hope probably lies in the new book he has coming out:

Things could change with his latest novel, “Love and Shame and Love,” which is scheduled to arrive in stores next week. Publishers Weekly called the book “vibrant and captivating.” In a nod to current publishing realities, Mr. Orner is working with a social media consultant, has put out a video trailer that stars Ed Asner and has garnered blurbs from literary stars like Daniel Handler to promote his book.

“It was a book that I had to write, knew I would always write, in some ways resisted writing, “ Mr. Orner said, clutching a ceramic cup at a local coffee shop near his home in the Bernal Heights section of San Francisco. “I definitely put everything I had into it.”

PHOTO: Peter Orner in Precita Park. Photo by the Adithya Sambamurthy/The Bay Citizen

Who Created that Cool Kinetic Sculpture in Holly Park?

La Principessa Errante, a blog about San Francisco art and architecture, has the answer. The sculpture is called Odonatoa, and it was created by Joyce Hsu:

Born in Hong Kong, Joyce Hsu received her BFA from the Mount Allison University in Canada in 1996 and her MFA at the San Francisco Art Institute in 1998. She works out of Oakland and creates all kinds of mechanical sculptures.

This kinetic sculpture of painted stainless is one of many insects that Joyce has created.

PHOTOS: La Principessa Errante

Fresh Paint and Fine Fashion in Bernalwood Last Weekend

Bernal Open Studio 005

New Neighbor Adrian Mendoza did the Open Studios art walk last weekend, and along the way he captured a quintessential Bernalwood moment:

A woman paints the outside of a residence in Bernal Heights, oblivious to a fashion shoot next door.

Adrian also snapped this shot of photographer Kingmonde Young framing a picture in his Cortland studio:

Bernal Open Studio 002

And he took a nice portrait of Bernal comic book artist Michael Scagliotti:

Bernal Open Studio 001

PHOTOS: Adrian Mendoza

Artists’ Open Studios in Bernal Heights This Weekend

Hey art fans! It’s Artist Open  Studios time again, and it’s happening in the ‘Wood:

San Francisco comes alive with art this October as ArtSpan presents its 36th Annual SF Open Studios – the oldest and largest event of its kind in the country – now with an added fifth weekend. From Dogpatch to Fort Mason, the Mission to Ocean Beach, each weekend features new neighborhoods to explore as more than 900 emerging and established artists open their studios to show and sell their work during the month-long event. It’s an unrivaled opportunity for art patrons, collectors, and admirers to connect one on one with artists, get a glimpse of the working artist’s life, and to find their next true art love.

The monthlong event kicks off in Bernal Heights on Saturday Oct 1 and Sunday Oct 2 from 11 am to 6 pm, and here’s the lineup:

105 Aaron Vonk, 224 Richland Ave., Leese/Murray, Painting
106 Michael Scagliotti, 673 Moultrie St., Ogden/Tompkins, Book Arts
107a Susan Black, 401 Prentiss St. @ Jarboe, Painting
107b Pauline Crowther Scott, 401 Prentiss St., Jarboe/ 121 Tomkins, Painting
108 Erin K. Malone, 220 Bonview St., Cortland/Eugenia, Photography
109 Mark Monsarrat, 170 Bocana St., Eugenia/Powhattan, Painting
110 Secession Art & Design 3361 Mission St. @ Virginia

110a Jeff Klarin of Bughouse, Mixed Media
110b Colleen Mauer, Wearable Art / Jewelry
110c Heather N. Robinson, Mixed Media
110d Hilary Williams, Printmaking
110e Rachel Anne Znerold, Painting

115 Virginia Barrett, 615 San Jose Ave., #2, Valencia/28th St., Mixed Media
116 Beryl Landau, 3290 Harrison St., Norwich/Pecita, Painting

Download this weekend’s map and artist roster

IMAGES: Wren by Heather Robinson; City Vision by Beryl Landau

Tonight! Buy Chicken John’s Book, Help Save His Space for ‘Odd and Unlikely Artworks’

On Cesar Chavez Street near Mission, there’s a prominent mural on a jaunty red building that shouts advice to all passers-by: “Fail…to WIN!”

That slogan is the subtitle of The Book of the IS, a new book written by the building’s owner, Chicken John Rinaldi.

I’ve read it, and I was genuinely inspired by its rallying cry to embrace the “Is” — that which “allows and accepts and laughs and courts” — and reject the “Un,” which “prevents and contains and moderates and disdains.”

The key to pulling off this trick? Don’t be afraid to fail. “The minute we’re as comfortable with failing,” Rinaldi writes, “as we are with winning — the moment we’re in it for the experience and not the victory lap — is the moment we’re free.”

A showman provocateur whose multifarious capers have increased the colorfulness of our city and Bernalwood in particular (anyone remember the Odeon Bar?), Chicken John’s most recent claim to fame is his (failed) mayoral campaign in 2007.

But for the past five years or so, he has quietly put on all manner of interesting artistic and cultural events ­— oracular Q&A salons, trapeze classes, puppet shows, mayoral debates, you name it — at 3359 Cesar Chavez Street, the aforementioned jaunty red building. Quietly as in, you know, lacking all the permits and stuff.

That space is now at a crossroads, and Chicken John needs help. He needs you to buy his awesome book, either online at bookoftheis.com or, preferably, in person tonight, Sept. 30, 7 p.m.-2 a.m., at a spectacular free event at 111 Minna and the surrounding block (the street will be closed to accommodate over 100 performers and god knows what kind of mayhem).

Did we mention that the book is an objet d’art? And that 550 of the 2,500 copies in existence sport handmade slip covers by renowned street artist Swoon as well as a smattering of local artists? You can even choose (for a slightly higher price) to have your book include a coupon worth one “anything,” redeemable directly from Chicken John. “It’s gonna kill me,” he says, “but I’m serious about it. I will do anything to save the warehouse.”

If he can raise the dough, Chicken John will be able to (a) keep his warehouse and (b) make an honest art space out of it via the nonprofit he created: the San Francisco Institute for Possibility. “We want to champion odd and unlikely artworks,” he says. “There is so much cool stuff that wants to happen there that I have to pass on because we are just not legal enough. Together, we can put the warehouse’s problems away and focus on doing shows, manufacturing culture, and battling the onslaught of mediocrity.”

Hear, hear! Help the man fail at failure.

PHOTO: Neil Berrett