Watercolors of Bernal Heights by Neighbor Jessie Schlenker

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Neighbor Jessie Schlenker has been doing some terrific Bernal Heights watercolors lately, and one of his pieces is now on display at the stylish Bernal Heights Library. Jessie tells Bernalwood:

I am a resident of Bernal, and like many, I’m head over heels in love with it.

My artistic relationship with San Francisco began the first time I visited the city on a family vacation. I grew up in suburbia, with its infinite varieties of the color beige, where navy blue and avocado were splashes of color. San Francisco was nourishment to this color-starved child. The variety and richness of the colors, languages, smells and the dense, visual texture of the city delighted my young mind.

The city during the hour of twilight is the focus of my work. As John Steinbeck so wonderfully puts it, “It’s the hour of the pearl. The interval between day and night when time stops and examines itself.”

The “hour of the pearl” is pure magic. The city and all her inhabitants start to relax into the evening. The sky is illuminated with fires of deep blue and turquoise while the city windows, cars, buses, bridges and streetlights glow with their own warmth. I become enchanted and feel compelled to capture that elusive light with the medium of watercolors.

My latest work is on display at the Bernal Library. it’s a painting of the corner at 18th and mission. Sorry, no photo of it yet.

It’s on display at the library because i’m part of the Russeller Watercolor Society that meets in their community room every other Friday from 1-5pm. I’m one of the organizers of the group. We have several wonderful watercolorists from the hill join us. Laurie Wigham paints with us, as you might remember.

IMAGES: Jessie Schlenker

Neighbor Attends Design Review Meeting, Gets Depressed, Sees “Dark Heart” of San Francisco Housing Crisis

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Neighbor Jenna attended last week’s neighborhood review meeting for the proposal to build new homes on the “secret lot” at York and Cesar Chavez. Bernalwood noticed a few tweets she sent during the meeting, so we invited her to share her notes with us. Neighbor Jenna reports the meeting was somewhat depressing — though it helped her understand why San Francisco’s housing crunch is unlikely to go away anytime soon:

As you know from this post, there is a proposed 6-unit development attempting to go in at two of the empty interior lots inside York, Hampshire, Cesar Chavez & Peralta. I live on the 200 block of Peralta, not immediately bordering the land, but up a bit.

This meeting was bigger than the last I went to, which was also very frustrating. (That one was about the house on Alabama near the cafe that’s currently under construction. The woman that owns that Alabama house left the meeting in tears because she was being hated on for wanting to renovate and move into her own home).

This proposed development is mainly reasonable. Offering four single-family homes with 3-car parking, water capture & recycling and solar panels and 2 unit townhomes on the 25′ lot / access way on York. While the final “design” hasn’t been done, what was shown looks fine, if generic.

As far as I understood, both by the committee’s acknowledgement & the owner & architect, this is the fourth or fifth visit to the NE slope special committee with as many different proposals. The most recent previous proposal was for 12 units total, instead of six.

The entry to the interior lot containing the 4 single-family homes is through the garage on York shared by the townhouses. So, in theory, if each unit had two cars, there would be a total of 12 cars coming and going every day from a single 12′ garage. In my opinion, this is the most troublesome part of the proposal, but that’s part of city life. I can’t imagine if they had the 12 units with 2 cars per (24 cars!) going into one garage on narrow York.

According to the owner, he bought the land in 1979, and has been “trying to build ever since.” Wow.

After presentations from the owner, the architect, the fire deputy for our part of Bernal, and the geology expert who did the land and grading surveys, questions were flying.

The stuff you’d expect to hear was in abundance: Blocking light & views, the entrance on York, traffic behind people’s houses on the “driveway”, where will the garbage bins go, how will they prevent landslides, how tall are the units, how tall are the retaining walls, where will the water go, etc.

While I understand that people’s most valuable possession is their home, the objections to this eminently reasonable proposal began to feel more and more outrageous. People were saying, they bought their houses because of access to the “nature” lot behind their houses, the trees and quiet, concern about electromagnetic sensitivity” to a proposed car turntable, etc. Legally, homeowners have no right to “light, views, or nature” of undeveloped lots. This should have been part of research done during the purchasing phase and a risk taken by homeowners purchasing homes bordering undeveloped, but owned, land.

To me, it was a lot of “we like it the way it is” even though the development, in my opinion, would bring much needed housing to desirable Bernal and create more neighbors to add to our community of awesome folks.

There were objections to the (legal) heights of the roofs, the height of the retaining walls, fundamental misunderstandings about the way cisterns and water recycling works (I can’t tell you how long we spent on fundamental mis-understanding of the water re-direction) , and objections to things that are relatively new or rare like the car turntable (we spent a good 15 minutes on making sure everyone understood it was an electric turntable, not a turn around circle).There were even more objections about the construction noise, parking during construction, and the construction starting just after the Cesar Chavez construction was ending.

There were people challenging the experts on their reports. Particularly the fire marshall and the geologist. Challenging him on what was bedrock, exactly. Saying that the excavations would cause the collapse of the hill and surrounding retaining walls (many of which were hand-made by the owners). Challenging the fire marshall on the ins-and outs of his experience fighting fires at properties like this one.

All of this, in my opinion, is fine to bring up as a concern. But once the question was answered by an expert, it was challenged and re-challenged. There were people saying it was wrong to remove mature trees, chasing off the “nature” permanently. (If anyone wants extra squirrels, they can have mine!) There were even people simply saying “we like the way it is” and the standard “it doesn’t fit the character of the neighborhood” argument – which seems to be a catch-all when reason fails. (There were even jabs and jokes made about how “rowdy” the patrons of Precita Park Cafe were, twinged with resentment. I’m so grateful for that cafe, it changed in a huge way, how we live and participate in our neighborhood).

In my opinion, we are in a desperate housing crisis in SF. There are not near enough available units to cover the number of people trying to live here.

As a homeowner who recently purchased a home (4 years ago) that 20 years ago was in an IDENTICAL situation, with two interior lots that their owners worked for YEARS to develop, I can feel the pain of the owner and architect acutely.

I’m SO grateful for my home, and my neighbors, and we watch out for them and they watch out for us. But our lot was the same as this one before the development. The neighbors used to run and play in our lots with their dogs and plant plants and treat it like public land, even though it never was. This created deep resentment during planning and development, which lingers to this day.

We fell in love with Bernal Heights because the neighborhood felt like a community. We could go the park with our dog and have people asking after us and catching up. For me, this meeting was extremely frustrating because it seemed like people felt entitled to things that ultimately weren’t theirs. It felt very uncompromising, negative and un-neighborly.

Is the owner going to get rich over this? Probably. Are we going to get six great new neighbors to watch out for our ‘hood? Likely. Are six families going to get to move to the neighborhood of their dreams? Yes. Will people’s lives be impacted in the short term? Definitely. Is everything ultimately going to be fine? Yes. Better, even.

One friend later told me I had seen “the dark heart” of the housing problem. Other friends said they stopped going to their neighborhood meetings because they couldn’t take it. The folks at these meetings are driving new and different perspectives away through their sheer endurance.

We live in a city. Cities are dense. We need to progress. This is not the face of progress.

Be a Hero: Get NERT Emergency Preparedness Training in Bernal Heights

It’s a question of when — not if.

We don’t know when a big earthquake (or Godzilla incursion) will occur, but we do know that Bernal Heights will be prepared, thanks to our robust foundation of chert and the many trained Neighborhood Emergency Response Team (NERT) volunteers who are ready to help when disaster strikes. 

NERT is an outstanding program organized by the San Francisco Fire Department that provides free disaster response training to San Francisco residents. Neighbor John Monson brings news that the next NERT training session will happen right here in glamorous Bernal Heights:

For the first time in several years there will be a NERT training in the heart of Bernal.

We have a great opportunity to improve our preparation for the widely anticipated next big earthquake. SFFD has scheduled a Neighborhood Emergency Response Team training at St. Kevin Church on Cortland, starting June 10th.

This is a great training where you will learn a some great emergency skills as well as how to manage a coordinated disaster response. Once you complete the training you become a licensed emergency responder (with a card to prove it!)

In a big emergency we are quite likely to be on our own. The fire department only has the resources to respond to the most acute situations in the city. Hopefully that won’t be us. But, we are very likely to have incidents to respond to and need the people, skills and organization to do that.

We have a strong core of NERTs in Bernal. We welcome you to join us. Being prepared and working with your neighbors is fun, feels great and will make a huge difference when our neighbors need us most.

Bernal Heights NERT Coordinators.

John Monson, Dave Klaus, Edward Whitmore

WHO: Everyone!!!

WHAT: FREE Disaster Preparedness Training
WHERE: Bernal Heights St. Kevin Church – 702 Cortland Ave
WHEN: Tuesday evenings June 10, 17, 24, July 1, 8 AND 15, 2014*

*You must attend all sessions to gain the full benefit of the training. New students may not join after class session 2. A Certificate may be issued. Make ups may be approved.

HOW: To register visit this link or call 415-970-2024.
WHY: So we are prepared to do what we can for each other. Help make SF a resilient City!

Full NERT Training Course Outline:

Class Session #1 – Tue. June 10, 6:30-10:00PM
Earthquake Awareness, Preparedness, and Hazard Mitigation
Class Session #2 – Tue. June 17, 6:30-10:00PM
Types of Fire, Hazardous Materials/Terrorism Awareness, Utility Shut-off
Class Session #3 – Tue. June 24, 6:30-9:30PM
Disaster Medicine
Class Session #4 – Tue. July 1, 6:30-10:00PM
Light Search and Rescue
Class Session # 5 – Tue. July 8, 6:30-9:30PM
Emergency Team Organization & Disaster Psychology
Class Session # 6 – Tue. July 15, 6:30-10:00PM
Hands-On Skills Application, Course Review, and Graduation

PHOTO: Shannon K

Saturday: Community Congress at the Bernal Heights Neighborhood Center

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Ailed Paningbatan from the Bernal Heights Neighborhood Center invites all Bernalese to BHNC’s annual Community Congress, happening tomorrow, Saturday, May 17 from 9am to 1pm:

Hello Bernal and Excelsior Community! Just a reminder!

I hope this email finds you well! Im sure you all have been waiting patiently for this event. It’s finally here – time for BHNC’s Annual Community Congress! We hope to see you all tomorrow from 9:00am-1:00pm here at Bernal Heights Neighborhood Center.

BHNC’s Community Congress has been put together in our neighborhood since the 80’s. It is a space for us to discuss, strategize and create platforms for proactive progress and change in our neighborhoods! We’re very excited that this year’s Congress is focused on building relationships with everyone in the community, how we all can support each other, youth, seniors and their families going through different issues – especially in the face of a changing city.

Community Congress is BHNC’s premier event geared towards sharing the progressive work that is going on, and getting community input to guide all of our work in the coming years. There will be break out sessions that will be facilitated by our own community leaders, senior staff, neighbors to help guide some of the work that we will continue to do in the neighborhood together. A few workshops are the important and on going discussion about what community policing truly means in our neighborhood, how we can build a better relationship with our seniors in the community, and housing anti-displacement.  All of these can have a serious effect in our neighborhood, in our families, in our future. WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!

I am calling all community members to spend this time with the neighborhood! It is critical that all neighbors are present and that every community is represented. This is our chance to come together and make sure no voice goes unheard especially at this time in the face of a changing city. Community Congress is a vehicle that brings the true spirit of collaboration and community to our neighborhood, and now more than ever we need everyone to get behind the wheel! I am looking forward to seeing you all there!!

New Creamery on Cortland Has a Name, but No Opening Date (Yet)

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Since its existence was first revealed here almost one year ago, there hasn’t been much news about the new market and eatery at 800 Cortland that’s going in to the old Bernal Heights Produce store at the corner of Ellsworth.

As you recall, the new place will be operated by the folks from Harvest Hills Market on Folsom at Precita. And since your Bernalwood editor shops at Harvest Hills regularly, we’ve had plenty of opportunities to inquire about the progress of 800 Cortland.

Frankly, we haven’t learned much. We understand that there’s been some construction, and much time has been spent dealing with various City permitting agencies. Some new equipment has been installed, including an ice cream machine.  Still, no word yet on a target opening date, other than soon, hopefully.

Oh, and based on the lettering that appeared recently on the side of the old truck Harvest Hills uses to haul stuff around, the new place may now have a name: The Harvest Cafe and Creamery. Coming soon. Hopefully.

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PHOTOS: Top, 800 Cortland in May 2013. All photos by Telstar Logistics

Photographs from Last Night, or, Earthquake Weather on Bernal Hill

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It was warm last night, with a full moon, no wind, and not a cloud in the sky. In other words, classic earthquake weather, as Neighbor and Rockstar Matt Nathanson recently taught Bernalwood’s Cub Reporter.

There were no earthquakes last night, thankfully. But Bernal Hill is always a magical place on nights like last night — a warm island of darkness in an ocean of city lights.

So, as is our custom, your Bernalwood editor headed up Bernal Hill last night to take some snapshots, including the ones shown above.

Here are a few more. Enjoy this weather while is lasts, because July will be here soon enough:

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UPDATE: Looks like I wasn’t the only one up on the hill last night with a camera. Neighbor Boris had the moonrise covered as well:

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PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics and Boris Kostaglatov

Friday Night: Let Bernal Rec Center Entertain Your Kids While You Wine and Dine

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Neighbor Nicole from Winfield Street wants to help spread the word about a fabulous program for kids at the Bernal Rec Center:

The Bernal Rec Center behind the Bernal Library puts on this great Kid’s Fun Zone program once a month, but last month it was canceled due to not enough participation. I told Atajinae I’d try and get the word out this time since it is such a GREAT program.

Kid’s Fun Zone is basically four hours of evening babysitting for $20. My 5 year old daughter loves going. I think she loves it because of the staff, the bouncy house, the general party atmosphere, arts & crafts, movies, the list goes on and on.

The details are below. I am amazed by how few Bernal parents know where and what the Rec Center is, and I’m baffled by how few parents take advantage of this awesome program.

May Kid’s Fun Zone
May 16,2014
6:00pm-10:00pm

Dinner is Provided. (Pizza, Fruit, and Water)
Jumper, Arts & Crafts, Games and more!
Email <atajinae.jarreau@sfgov.org> to your space today

Bonus: Profits go towards free community events, such as the free Rootbeer Float Day the Rec Center had last Wednesday, or the  cotton candy machine that was just purchased for the Rec Center.

PHOTO: Bernal Rec Center

Bring Your Cool Car (and Maybe Your Kids) on the 2014 Bernal GT 100

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There are a great many car rallies in this world, but there are very few where you may see a Ferrari used as a donut rack.

The Bernal GT just happens to be one such rally.

The Bernal GT is an annual confab of local cars, kids, donuts, and scenic mountain roads organized by the gearhead family men of the Bernal Dads Racing Team. By design, then, The Bernal GT was created to provide opportunity to dust off classic-ish cars, stuff a kid or two into the seats, and partake of some spirited gran tourismo with a group of like-minded motorheads (and mini-motorheads).

The 2014 Bernal GT 100 happens this Saturday, May 17, and Neighbor Fiid extends the invitation:

The Bernal Dads are proud to announce the fifth Bernal GT 100!!

As in past years, this is the kid friendly– but not kid necessary– run beginning and ending in the vicinity of Bernal Heights.
The Bernal GT is simply a drive, not a race or competition for awards, trophies, pink slips, bragging rights, or spiritual attainment.

Bring an old car *or* a newer car with a kid *or* better still– an old car and a kid. If you have something new and interesting that can work too, but no minivans or SUVs unless you’ve stuffed a blown small-block in it or something.

This is a free event, and will not cost anything to participate.

Like last year, We’ll try to bring airline barf bags for anyone bringing kids (or weak-stomached adults). There will probably be donuts and coffee, but no promises.

Details:
When: Saturday, May 17, 2014
Time: 9:30am to mid-afternoon
Where: The parking lot at Fort Funston.
Length: Somewhere between 80 and 120 Miles
Cost: Nothing
We are looking for the following:

  • – Car of 1980 model year or older
  • – If you have kids 17 years or younger and/or kids in car seats, newer cars can work.
  • – Rare and/or exotic cars 1981 model year and newer

Wanna join in? You should join in!

RSVP by sending the following info to: BernalGT100@gmail.com

1) Drivers Name, Co Driver & other passengers
2) Phone Number
3) Kids Along: Yes or No
4) Your Vehicle’s Name:
5) Vehicle Info: Year, Make, & Model

Cheers, and hope to see you on the 17th!!

Your Bernalwood Editor and our Cub Reporter will be covering the Bernal GT this weekend; look for us in the Bernalwood Action News Mobile Uplink Miata.

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Memorial Service Planned for Johny William Alonzo-Castillo, Victim of Hit and Run Collision

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Bernal Neighbor Michael Nolan has penned an obituary in MissionLocal for Johny William Alonzo-Castillo, the motorist who was killed in the horrific hit-and-run collision on Cesar Chavez at Folsom in the early morning hours of May 3.

Neighbor Michael writes:

Alonzo-Castillo, who friends called “William” was a resident of Daly City and worked as a food preparer and busboy at the Chachacha restaurants on Haight Street and in San Mateo. He was a good friend to the Hondurans and Salvadorans on the staff at Chachacha on Mission Street. One of them said he was studying English at City College and loved soccer.

The eldest of five children, Alonzo-Castillo was born in San Francisco de Coray, Valle, Honduras, on Aug. 20, 1988 to Santo Alonzo, an agricultural worker, and Dilcia Castillo. San Francisco de Coray is located in the department of Valle on the Guasirope River in the Pacific Lowlands of Honduras, close to the border of El Salvador.

He arrived in San Francisco from Honduras in March of 2007.

There will be a memorial service for Alonzo-Castillo tomorrow evening, Tuesday, May 13 from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m. at Driscoll’s Mortuary, 1465 Valencia Street.

Meanwhile, Jamie Linares, 25, of San Francisco, the alleged driver of the car that struck Alonzo-Castillo, has been arrested in connection with the incident.

PHOTO: Johny William Alonzo-Castillo via MissionLocal

Fallen Tree Blockades West End of Cortland Avenue

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Though it remains unclear whether this was an act of Nature or an ad hoc effort to deter Soviet ground invasion forces, Neighbor Kimberly reports that the western end of Cortland is under blockade this morning:

Tree down on Cortland Near Eugenia.  Waiting for power to be cut so they can remove. 

CORRECTION: Several readers have pointed out that the downed limb is on Cortland at Prospect, not Eugenia.

PHOTOS: Neighbor Kimberly

Tonight: Urban-Active Fashion Trunk Show at Secession

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Miss Eden from the consistently fabulous Secession Art & Design shop on Mission (across from the Taoist Safeway) sends word that she’s having a fashion event this evening for the active-lady-about-town set:

Meet two San Francisco clothing designers who will dress you from active to stylish.

Glen Park activewear designer Diana Mitchell always has her eye on what you can wear out and about in your busy lifestyle. Her locally produced line, DDCC, has made so many of our customers thrilled with the perfect hoodie. Shop her new active collection Friday, and get fitted for your custom yoga pants.

Miranda Caroligne is famous at our store and around town for her reconstructed sweater dresses. She will bring her sewing machine and do a live construction. Bring an old sweater on Friday for a custom arm warmer or shrug (cost not included).

Both designers will bring samples that you can buy that are not currently in the store for the event. Say hello and find out what it is like to live, work, and produce in San Francisco. Thank you for shopping local! Friday May 9, 4-8pm, 3361 Mission St, SF.

Also also, Secession also did a tasty little blog post recently on some of their favorite daytime eats along Mission Street, so even if you can’t make it tonight, you can take Miss Eden’s suggestions next time you get hungry for lunch.

If Bernal Hill Was a Person, Would She Be Like This?

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The smarties over at the Bold Italic published a little article this week which seeks to describe various San Francisco parks in terms of the kind of people they would be if they were people. Which is an odd conceit, because they are not people; theyre parks. But still… let’s just go with it.

Anyway, here’s the kind of person they say Bernal Hill would be if it was a person (which, as we have already established, it actually isn’t):

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42, female, 5’6″, 150 lbs

Bernal Hill has always been somewhat removed from traditional social circles. She’s the type to stand off to the side at dinner parties, never one to reach out to others to make plans, and is most comfortable when she’s alone. However, despite this reclusive behavior, she’s not a negative person – far from it. With a smile and a sharp eye, she pays attention to what others are doing, just like a lone eagle might attentively survey the land.

In other words, Bernal Hill is basically… Alanis Morissette? Hmm.

ILLUSTRATION: The Bold Italic

Coleridge Neighbors Planning Informal Community Concert

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Neighbor Ania was recently seen posting handbills about an ad hoc concert planned for next Sunday afternoon, May 18, at the glamorous Coleridge Minipark. It sounded like a charming idea, so Bernalwood asked her to share the details for those who might like to participate. Neighbor Ania writes:

After the mugging on our street some neighbors started talking about making something good happen, for a change.

I spoke about a musical event with Sasha, who often plays the accordion on his doorstep, across the street from us. Two neighbors stopped by and were enthusiastic, so I posted on Nextdoor.com and heard from Dave Klaus who plays the guitar. The three of us met a few weeks ago over a beer, set the date for May 18th 12-3 at the Coleridge Minipark and decided that it should be informal, acoustic and in a talent show format.

There is also going to be singalong. We are printing out lyrics – Imagine was mentioned – and I can lead something operatic. It is my mission in life to prove anyone can sing opera, even Wagner! (and it will probably be Wagner)
The lineup so far includes:

Sasha Goldshtrakh, Dave and their bands, some friends of Dave’s from Lundys with guitars, Ellen Hobbs from our building on ukelele and myself with opera (backing tracks on boombox).

There were suggestions of barbecue and mimosas. My husband Clay might coordinate that part of things, with some help of our nearest neighbors.

That’s the story so far. We are getting some fliers out and hope for not too much wind on the day. A few people expressed interest as performers; I am waiting to hear back and we are open for more!

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IMAGE: Coleridge Minipark photo by Neighbor Ania