A Burning Ear Listens to Jhameel’s “Bernal Heights”

You read about it here first, but now others are talking about “Bernal Heights,” a way-new tune by Jhameel that’s named after our favorite neighborhood.

The Burning Ear, a music blog, had this to say about it:

Hopefully you all remember Jhameel from his solid debut I covered last year. An intriguing character with some unique musical stylings, he’s dropped another free album, The Human Condition, on us and I’m quite pleasantly impressed. His musicianship is tighter, his hooks catchier, and lyrics even sharper. “Bernal Heights” is an instant ear turner, with that swinging rhythm weaving between the creeping, stomping beat, while Jhameel’s perfectly punctuated vocals ground it all. Even though the song has an ominous vibe I still get the sense that Jhameel is having a lot a fun with his music.

In case you missed it last time, give “Bernal Heights” a listen right here:

The key lyrics for locals:

The night is everything and nothing in the city of fog
I feel the cool of the breeze I feel the coming of dawn
But there is comfort in the silence of the Heights of Bernal
It isn’t ever enough to cure the loneliest hearts

Or download all of Jhameel’s “Human Condition.”

History Geeks Create Retro-Hip San Francisco Skateboard Deck

This is what happens when San Francisco history geekdom is harnessed in the service of urban accessorizing. Put another way, it marks the spot where steampunk meets street punk. And the results look pretty awesome.

Jon Voss of the geeky-fab Lookback Maps time-machine has created a mass-kustomized skateboard deck adorned with vintage typography and graphics from an 1899 Sanborn Map of San Francisco:

History buffs will recognize the famous maker of fire insurance maps that give us some of our best information about what our city streets looked like 100 years ago. Skaters will look great shredding those same streets in the present.

So true. Has ever there been a design objet so historically accurate, so dope, and so fly — all at the same time? The question practically answers itself.

Check it. Ride it. Live it.

Want more geekage on the fantastic typography of Sanborn Maps? Burrito Justice is all over that.

While You Loafed, They Made Your Neighborhood Nicer

New Garden
See that? That’s what it looks like when a bunch of volunteers spend a few hours on a gorgeous Saturday making your daily life a little bit more beautiful.

In the case of the photo above, that means helping to build Vista Pointe Garden, the new mini-park at the eastern entrance to Bernal Heights Boulevard.

Meanwhile, as you can see below, elsewhere on the hill, a few generous volunteers stepped up to do some planting on the traffic island at Precita and Alabama:
Urban Planting
Photos: Telstar Logistics

How to Get Mugged

Pay No Mind
Last weekend I attended a very pleasant meeting of the Precita Valley Neighbors, a community group on Bernal’s opulent north slope. During the meeting, Sgt. Rachel Karp of the SFPD’s Ingelside Station dropped by to provide a neighborhood crime report.

Sgt. Karp noted a growing incidence of robberies and muggings near BART stations, transit stops, and popular pedestrian arteries. She said goons often target people who own iPhones, Blackberries, and Android devices. And how do they know who has one of those fancy gadgets? It’s easy! Goons just look for the person who’s walking down the street with their eyes on the screen and their head up their ass.

Now, Sgt. Karp didn’t put it quite that way. But that’s pretty much the message she wanted to convey. (For the record, her exact words were, “Get your head out of your device!”)
Community Meeting
Anecdotally, Sgt. Karp says, starting at your iPhone to text or tweet while you walk down the street may increase your chances of becoming a crime victim tenfold. Here’s why:

  • Your handheld gadget has real street value, which means you’re basically waving it around like a wad of hundred dollar bills. Silly you.
  • When you’re watching the screen, you’re not watching your surroundings. So you probably won’t notice those goons in hoodies standing at opposite ends of the block — all the better to trap you in the middle.
  • Added bonus: When the goons snarf your smartphone, they also get your address book and contacts. Hello Mr. Identity Theft!

Lesson learned?

Photos: Telstar Logistics

Neighborhood Credit Union Seeks Donations to Stay Afloat

Here at Bernalwood, we see it as part of our civic duty to pass along information about worthy neighborhood institutions that could use a little help. Most of the time, that means lending a hand to volunteer nonprofits or mom-and-pop businesses. But today we bring news of a struggling local institution that’s an unlikely candidate to pass around the hat: the Mission San Francisco Credit Union.

It seems the credit union, which is headquartered on our stretch of Mission Street near 29th, made some real estate loans that went bad. So now it needs donations — NOT deposits — to continue operation.

KGO-TV reports:

A financially troubled San Francisco credit union is trying to stay afloat by doing something very unusual — unheard of really. Mission S.F. has started a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $200,000 and many in the community believe it is essential that this credit union survive.

Mission San Francisco Credit Union opened its doors in 1971. Roberto Hernandez is a board member who says the credit union approved small loans the big banks would never consider. […]

However, the nation’s economic downturn has hurt them and capital reserves are low.

“What we really need is donations, it’s not deposits, but donations that we could put straight into capital that would enable the credit union to continue as an independent financial institution,” said Margaret Libby from Mission S.F.

There’s a video segment about the credit union’s plight right here.

UPDATE 12 Feb, 2011: My former sensei, Lydia Chavez from Mission Loc@l, has additional insight on the situation, including the possibility that the credit union may be forced into a merger:

The federal TARP program stepped in to help failing banks, but has done nothing to assist the smaller credit unions that traditionally serve lower-income clients. Recently, they said, regulators had made it even more difficult for the credit union to overcome its current problems.

“Right now that’s what change is — we’re under a much tighter regulatory structure,” said [board treasurer Dave] De Graff. “In the past we were given more time.”

Mission SF’s total outstanding loans grew substantially over the last 10 years, while its membership numbers have fallen. In 2000 it had 2,782 members and outstanding loans of $3.8 million. By June of 2010 outstanding loans had risen to $5.7 million, but they peaked in September 2008 at $7.9. Membership had declined to 2,426 as of September 2010.

Although 10 percent of Mission SF’s second mortgages and 10 percent of its first mortgages could be considered troubled, De Graff said the bank’s portfolio of 129 car loans was doing well.

It’s unclear what will happen over the next few weeks. There were three assisted credit union mergers in 2008, 10 in 2009 and 10 in 2010, according to federal regulators.

 

Learn How to Research The History of Your Home

More good stuff from our history-obsessed compadres at the Bernal History Project. They’re holding a workshop on from 7 pm to 8:30 pm on Wednesday, February 16 at the Bernal Heights Branch Library on “How to Research a San Francisco Building.”

Want to know who lived in your home before you did, and how old it is? Looking for historic photos of your street? San Francisco History Center staff will present an introduction to researching the history of a San Francisco house or commercial building and will provide an overview of print and online resources to help answer questions like these. All programs at the library are free and supported by the Friends of the SFPL.

Photo: 3220 Folsom Street in 1907, from the Bernal History Project

Off the Hill: Where Not to Bike, Where to Ride Windmills, Searching for Shipwrecks, and Another Reason Not to Be a NIMBY

This and that from other parts of Our Faire City…

Interactive Map of San Francisco’s Most Dangerous Streets for Bicyclists (The Bay Citizen)

Wretched NIMBY Upset Over Lovely Sidewalk Garden in the Castro (UptownAlmanac)

The former Delano’s Supermarket Could Become Either a “Fresh and Easy” or a “Grocery Outlet” (MissionMission)

Check Out these Views of San Francisco, As Seen From the Farralons (Burrito Justice)

City Hall Hearing Examines Crappy Service on MUNI 14 Mission Line (StreetsblogSF)

Thrillseekers Used to Ride on the Windmills in Golden Gate Park (Ocean Beach Bulletin)

Join a Shipwreck Hunt at Land’s End on Sunday (The Richmond Blog)

Photo: View from the Farralons, via Burrito Justice

Simulated Chaos and Artificial Anarchy on Potrero Hill

Contagion

If you happened to drive around Potrero Hill this morning, you might have noticed that the neighborhood is strewn with piles of trash and signs of civil unrest. And you may have simply shrugged your shoulders and said, “Oh, just another day in Potrero… and you know how *they* are.”

Truth is, however, they are filming a movie over there. It’s a Steven Soderbergh film called “Contagion” that stars Matt Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Winslet, and Jude Law. IMDB says it’s “an action-thriller centered on the threat posed by a deadly disease and an international team of doctors contracted by the CDC to deal with the outbreak.”

That being the case, it’s just as well that they’re shooting in Potrero, rather than here, since we wouldn’t want our glamorous Bernalwood brand to be tarnished by that sort of fare. Obviously, Bernalwood is an ideal setting for romantic comedies about young women with small dogs, searing social commentaries about multiethnic attempts to decommodify the representation of the other via the experience of postindustrial bourgeois urbanism, and science fiction films about first contact with extraterrestrials.

If you or someone you know is a location scout, have your people call our people for additional ideas.

Photo: Telstar Logistics

The Tao of Safeway

The Tao of Safeway
Let the record show that as much as I love our local mom-and-pop markets, I am also a fan of our local Safeway on Mission Street. The prices are reasonable and the selection is good, yet the store itself is relatively compact, which makes it faster and less tiresome to navigate than many other supermarkets around the City.

A major renovation a few years ago brought our store up-to-date with the Safeway chain’s “Lifestyle” store concept. (Remember when it used to look like this?) Yet amid all the transformation, I’m glad one thing hasn’t changed: Our Safeway still has those 1960s-era yin-yang logo mosaics embedded in the exterior walls, and they’re a wonderful detail.

And very Taoist: Despite all the change, the essence remains unchanged.

Photo: Telstar Logistics