Glamorous Scenes from Fiesta on the Hill 2012

Fiesta on the Hill 2012

Fiesta on the Hill 2012

Fiesta on the Hill 2012

The only thing more joyful than a night spent celebrating the Giants’ epic victory over the St. Louis Cardinals to take the NLCS is a morning spent perusing photos taken during the epic 2012 Fiesta on the Hill last weekend.

Okay, the Giants win may be the one that ends up in the history books, but Fiesta on the hill was pretty great too. And here are bunch of pictures that show how just how much fun it was — and in true Bernal style.

I took a few of these photos, but the really, really great ones were taken by superstar photojournalist Adrian Mendoza.

Way to look glamorous, Bernal Heights!

Fiesta on the Hill 2012

Fiesta on the Hill 2012

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics and Adrian Mendoza

After Giants Win, a Gangnam Style Air Raid Celebration on Cortland

Wooooooo! Wow! The Giants are headed to the World Series. Again. Woooooooooo!

I was at Wild Side West on Cortland when the final out clinched the Giants’ victory in Game 7 of the NLCS, and the scene was rather wonderful. Immediately after the game was won, someone put PSY’s  “Gangam Style” on the jukebox, and the whole place erupted into a dance party:

Then I wandered outside, just in time to catch a very happy dude cruising up the street while cranking a vintage air raid siren:

Woooooooo!

PHOTOS AND VIDEO: Telstar Logistics

Eji’s Ethiopian Has Tasty Opening in 331 Cortland Marketplace

There was a small party at 331 Cortland on Friday night to celebrate the glamorous grand opening of the Eji’s Ethiopian kiosk. Amid much rejoicing and poured cups of Ethiopian honey-wine, Miss Eji was on hand to hand out samples of her food. Your Bernalwood editor took some of Eji’s rolls for a test drive, and declared them yum.

Our foodie friends at EaterSF did the full write-up… so I don’t have to!

Eji’s Ethiopian (331 Cortland) is the newest tenant of the charming 331 Cortland Marketplace. La Cocina incubator graduate Eji Atlaw has taken over the space left vacant by Big Dipper Baby Food to serve both hot and prepared vegan foods like injera rolls, sauteed greens, and stir-fried turmeric cabbage alongside hot or iced thyme tea. Operating hours are 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily; closed Thursdays.

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Lost Big Rig Uses Bernal Hill as Temporary Truck Stop

Oopsie! A lost semi truck got very very stuck in the upper reaches of Bernal Hill on Saturday night. Neighbor Mark tells the story:

A semi with a loooong trailer found itself unable to remove itself from the intersection of Bradford and Esmeraldo. A police car set up a barrier at Alabama & Ripley to keep people from going up the hill while a tractor-trailer tow truck was called to pull the semi out of its predicament.

Neighbor John adds:

Driver said he was given wrong directions. Guess he just didn’t see the warning signs all way up Cortland and Nevada streets.

PHOTOS: Top, John Cremer. Below, Blair Lapin

Off The Beaten Path: Photographs of Bernal Heights in the Harvey Milk Photo Center Exhibit

Ed Brownson

Ed Brownson

“Off the Beaten Path” is a new photo exhibit curated by the Harvey Milk Photo Center:

San Francisco Recreation and Parks presents Off the Beaten Path, a photography exhibition showcasing the city’s signature parks and hidden gems. Off the Beaten Path is a “collectively shared impression,” inspiring the viewer to stop, take a breath, and fully experience the sheer beauty and quiet stillness that San Francisco’s diverse range of parks has to offer.

For Off the Beaten Path, photographers from all walks of life were invited to capture and share their own quiet, personal moments in various local parks, such as Golden Gate Park, John McLaren Park, Mount Davidson, and many more. Each image from the exhibition conveys a sliver of tranquility, a distilled moment in time, right here in our own back yards.

With that as a mission statement, it probably comes as little surprise that Bernal Heights — and a few of our most glamorous photographers — are represented in the show.

Ed Brownson (who is no stranger to Bernalwood) took the two photos at the top of this post; the first is called “Bernal in Winter,” and the second is “Bernal Dancer.”

Meanwhile, as we mentioned last week, the “Off the Beaten Path” show also includes a piece by Bernal’s hottest new photographer, Sarabeth Spector. Check it out:

PHOTOS: Top, Ed Brownson. Bottom, Sarabeth Spector.

Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!!! It’s Fiesta on the Hill 2012!!!

Fiesta on the Hill, 2011

Fiesta on the Hill, 2011

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls… it’s that magical time of year again.

That’s right, Fiesta on the Hill 2012 is coming to Cortland this Sunday! Bernal’s very own Main Street USA will be closed to traffic, pedestrians will roam with impunity, and there will be lots and lots of kiddie rides, music, and cute animals on hand to keep Bernalese of all ages entertained:

Fiesta on the Hill is a community based, high-profile and energetic Festival with an attendance of over 20,000 friends and neighbors from San Francisco‘s Bernal Heights area, neighboring communities and the greater Bay Area. The event is in its 24th year and continues to grow.

The Festival benefits the Bernal Heights Neighborhood Center whose mission it is to preserve and enhance the ethnic, cultural, and economic diversity of the Bernal Heights District of San Francisco and surrounding neighborhoods.

See you on Cortland this Sunday!

PHOTOS: Fiesta on the Hill 2011, by Telstar Logistics

This Is Only a Test: NERT Emergency Preparedness Drill in Precita Park on Saturday

This week marked the 23rd annivesary of the 1989 Loma Prieta Earthquake. In case you need a reminder of just how much that experience totally sucked, don’t miss the video  Julian Lozos, Bernalwood’s Chief Seismologist, posted on his blog, showing the effects of the earthquake at the time. Horrifying.

We don’t know when The Big One will happen, but we do know that Bernal Heights will be prepared — thanks to our solid foundation of chert and the many trained Neighborhood Emergency Response Team (NERT) volunteers who are ready to help when disaster strikes. I completed NERT training in 2002; it’s an impressively rigorous program.

This weekend, NERT volunteers from around the City will come to Precita Park for a large-scale emergency response drill. Neighbor John tells us more:

Here is some background on the NERT drill at Precita Park on Saturday, October 20.

Twice a year the San Francisco Fire Department NERT program runs city-wide drills. The October drill takes place in our neighborhoods. This year, the Bernal NERT team is hosting the drill for San Francisco Fire Battalions 6 and 9, which represent about a quarter of the city (Bernal is supported by SFFD Battalion 6, located in Station 11 at 26th and Church).

The drill starts goes from 8:30am to 12:30pm and will be staged on the west end of Precita Park, near Folsom. NERTs will be practicing the Incident Command System (ICS, a standard method for managing emergencies developed in response to wild fires in San Diego, 9-11 and Katrina), Damage Assessment, Cribbing, Utility Shut Offs, and HAM Radio Communications. Expect to see around fifty NERTs in their signature yellow hard hats and vests working in the staging area and walking around the neighborhood.

The drill is only open to SFFD-certified NERTs, but come by and talk to one of the Public Information Officers if you are interested. Or, come by the Bernal NERT table at Fiesta on the Hill on Sunday to learn more.

PHOTO: Shannon K

Sunrise, Sunset: East and West from Bernal Hill

 

The sun rises in the east, and sets in the west, and both look rather fantastic from atop Bernal Hill. For example Arthur Chang took this stunning sunrise photo on the morning of October 8, 2012. It’s a very, very delicious image.

Then there’s this atmospheric sunset photo by New Neighbor Alex, who writes:

I just moved in above Liberty Cafe, and took this picture while running around the park the other night.

PHOTOS: Top, Arthur Chang. Below, Alex Bankoff

Your Bernal Heights Crime Report for October 2012: Club Your Honda, Register Your Bike, Guard Your iPhone

Hello Bernal crime-watchers! The ever-vigilant Neighbor Sarah attended the SFPD’s Ingleside Station Chief’s Meeting this week, and she typed up these hyper-handy summary notes about the latest Bernal Heights crime news. Read on, be smart, and stay safe.

Ingleside Community Meeting, 10/16/12

Captain Tim Falvey led the meeting – timothy.falvey@sfgov.org

CRIME STATISTICS AND TRENDS:

At the end of July, as you may recall, there was a spike in violent crime in the Sunnydale District. Someone was recently charged with two of those homicides. There was also recently a spate of tit-for-tat shootings in the Sunnydale and Lakeview areas – these were two individuals who had an issue with one another. They are gang members, but it does not appear to involve the gangs overall. One of those people was charged with a different homicide, so the police are hopeful that since he has been removed from the equation, this particular set of shootings will cease.

CRIME STATS

Robberies – down 27% from the prior month and down 19% YTD.
Violent crime – down 3% YTD.
Property crimes – down 21% vs prior month, but up 14% YTD. (Burglaries, a subset of property crimes – up 18% YTD.)
Auto thefts – down 44% vs prior month, up 58% YTD. Mostly Hondas and Acuras, model years between 1992 and 1998.

Police are making an effort to catch the auto thieves when they dump the cars (usually in the middle of the night) – they have made a couple of arrests lately. Waiting to see if that has an effect on the number of crimes. If you have an older Honda or Acura, use a Club – it won’t entirely protect your car but will usually cause a thief to move on to the next car.

Captain Falvey encouraged people to register your bikes so that they may be identified when stolen bikes are found. So far, 75 bikes have been registered. You can register your bike here.

Sgt. Josh Kunle (sp?) did some great work that led to significant arrests. A resident reported their custom surfboards had been stolen, and Sgt. Kunle found them on Craigslist. A “purchase” was arranged, and SFPD arrested two or three people.

SFPD also received information from an informant that a buyer was very interested in “secondhand” (ie, stolen) electronics. This buyer was operating at 7th and Market, where stolen goods are often sold, and was re-selling the electronics. The police arrested him and found 175 iPhones, iPads, etc. with him, as well as $4,000. There had been several robberies at Duncan/Diamond Heights recently.

Even though robberies were down overall, iPhones and iPads continue to be stolen. If you’re on MUNI, do NOT sit near the door while you’re using your iPhone or iPad – thieves know exactly how to time the grab just as the doors are closing. The police have done an educational operation on buses telling people this information.

Burglaries have been on the rise, especially in Miraloma Park and Glen Park. I asked about Bernal as well, and it seems all three areas are seeing the same kind of burglary – between 9am and 3pm, often at houses where there’s no house across the street. The burglars will knock on the door to see if anyone is home. If the resident opens the door, the burglar will ask for some random name, then say they have the wrong house and leave. To enter, they typically break in the front door. The police chased one car of burglars on Tuesday on Evelyn at O’Shaughnessy in Miraloma Park, but the burglars got away, though the stolen property was recovered.

Representatives from the Bernal Heights Neighborhood Center were there and advised that elderly residents near Precita Park seem to be getting targeted by burglars pretending to be utility workers. You can check to see if PG&E has sent a worker by calling 800-743-5000.

As you may have heard, there was apparently an attempted suicide on Bernal Hill at around 9am on Tuesday, 10/16. The captain said it was behind the gate, up the hill, but he wasn’t sure whether it was the northern or southern gate. He thought the person was still alive and was transported to the hospital, but he had no other details.

NEXT INGLESIDE COMMUNITY MEETING – 11/20/12 at 7pm at Ingleside Station.

PHOTO: Steve Rhodes

Star Sighting: David Byrne Visits Bernal Heights

Artist and musician David Byrne was in San Francisco this week to do a performance at the Orpheum on Monday and a talk with City Arts and Lectures on Tuesday night. So how did the clever and glamorous ex-Talking Head decide to spend his precious leisure time on Tuesday afternoon? Why, he went for a stroll along Cortland Avenue in Bernal Heights, of course!

Bernal resident and New York Times contributing writer Jon Mooallem phoned in the initial sighting:

The report sent several of Bernal’s highest-powered resident journalists into high-gear. With Rolling Stone national affairs correspondent Tim Dickinson egging him on, writer Chris Colin scoured Cortland, looking for confirmation of the Byrne sighting. He started at the Good Life Grocery:

Then, as Jon Mooallem handed out plaudits for humanizing the event, New York Times contributing writer Malia Wollan added another tidbit:

Alas, no one got any photos of David Byrne on Cortland, because the denizens of Cortlandia prefer to play it cool — which is great for Bernal’s street cred, but bad for our paparazzi. So it goes. Nevertheless, David Byrne visited Bernal Heights, so you can let that drop to your friends and family.

Oh, and in other celebrity news, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg may own a house in or near the La Lengua Autonomous Zone.  As Drudge would say… DEVELOPING.

PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Telstar Logistics

Your Dystopian-Style Bernal Heights Real Estate Market Summary Video for September 2012

Completely independent of the actual data it provides about the state of the Bernal Heights real estate market in September 2012, I think there is something unsettling about the tone and style of this video.

Apart from the fact that I can’t tell if the narrator is a real human or a synthetic text-to-voice robot, the video’s production style reminds me those glossy propaganda messages projected on gigantic, larger-than-life video displays in dystopian sci-fi movies like Minority Report or Blade Runner. And not in a good way.

On the bright side, it seems our local real estate market is doing just fine.

Have a nice tomorrow!