Beloved Precita Playground Satellite Spinner Back in Action After Emergency Gyro-Stabilization Repairs

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Astute observers and nearly all north slope children have long grumbled about the failing condition of Precita Playground’s much-loved (but very old) penultimate satellite spinner.

Fortunately, an emergency effort was undertaken to repair the satellite spinner and return it to service. This required the complete removal of the iconic spinner hull, however, which was upsetting to many Bernal Heights observers. Bad enough that the spinner was broken; Scenes of the spinner resting pathetically on the back of a crane truck were heartbreaking.

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Once the spinner was gone, would it ever come back?? In a note to Bernalwood, Neighbor Victor summarized these anxieties well:

I suppose other neighbors have perhaps written to the blog directorship about the spinner’s recent disappearance from the playground in Precita Park, replaced by two city cones of purgatory orange. I wonder if anyone knows if this is a permanent loss, the first step (years in the making in the hearts of the least sentimental?) to make way for something quite different. Or will it remain a vacant mini lot of sand? Or will the spinner rise again like a phoenix from the dust?

These were not trivial questions.

Luckily, Neighbor Demece, Lead Warrior Princess of Precita Valley Neighbors, was on the case. Through her contacts deep inside the Recreation and Park bureaucracy, Neighbor Demece determined that the beloved satellite spinner was receiving a complete refit in preparation for a return to service.

Today she brought some very good news:

The spinner should be delivered today! Joe Padilla, Paint Supervisor at SF Recs and Park, personally painted the spinner and had it fixed. I have been told by SF Rec and Park staff that it is BEAUTIFUL!!!

Of course, it’s the spinner, and by definition a thing of beauty.

Yes yes, the spinner is now, officially back. Neighbor Gleeco immediately recognized the momentousness of its return:

The freshly repainted (Rasta edition?) and overhualed saucer is back. Been too long. Hopefully it’ll be good for a few more generations of kids!

Hopefully, indeed. And fair point about the paint job; it does seem rather rasta:

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Irie, mon! Nevertheless, when Bernalwood’s Cub Reporter visited the spinner after its return, she declared her fondness for the new livery.

“I like it,” she said.

“Those are awesome colors.”

So the critics are pleased. The most important thing, of course, is that the satellite spinner is back, and working, and right where it belongs. To infinity… and beyond!

PHOTOS: From Top, Then, by Neighbor Shane. Now, by Telstar Logistics. Spinner on truck, by Neighbor Paul.

This Saturday: Duelling Block Parties in Bernal Heights!!

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As you know, those extremely well-organized neighbors on Elsie Street are having their big, blow-out block party this weekend, on Saturday, September 28.

Yet as destiny would have it, some nearby neighbors on Folsom (also at Eugenia) inadvertently conspired to organize their block party on the very same day! Neighbor Rebecca from Team Folsom writes:

Just to add to the block party drama, Folsom St (at Eugenia) is holding our first ever block party on this Saturday the 28th as well!

In direct competition to the Elsie St block party, we would like to offer . . .

The Folsom Street Almost-a-Real Block Party!

– A meager selection of store-bought desserts
– Spastic toddler dancers
– A boom box playing music
– Assorted chairs and tables
– Potentially a grill!
– A sign
– A real, approved permit!
– OK, actually, we do have a bouncy house too
– The physical site where the “Folson” sidewalk square resides – one-of-a-kind!

If real entertainment, home-cooked food and energetic volunteers is all too intimidating for you, mosey on over to our almost-party and say hello!

Truth be told, both block parties are just a short, professorial stroll apart along the Eugenia axis, so this scheduling quirk is actually a clustering win for all of Cortlandia. Why choose between Elsie and Folsom? Why not just go to both???

New Video Documents “The Great Bernal Heights Renegade Piano Recital”

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Something magical happened on June 28, after a few clever people got the clever idea to haul a piano to the top of Bernal Hill and stage an ad hoc hilltop recital on a (blessedly) warm and welcoming evening.

The event was entered into the history books as “The Great Bernal Heights Renegade Piano Recital,” and now director Darryl Kirchner has released “Piano Heights,” a lovely little documentary that captures the recital as it unfolded at sunset. Enjoy:

Your Bernal Heights Crime Report for September 2013: Robberies Down, Burglaries Up, and Lock Your Upper Doors and Windows

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Neighbor Sarah, your vigilant volunteer Bernal Heights crime reporter, attended the SFPD Ingleside Community meeting last week, and she filed these terrific summary notes on the latest Bernal Heights crime trends. Read on, be wiser, and stay safe:

Ingleside Station Community Meeting – 9/17/13

Captain Tim Falvey presided. He has now been captain for one year and 24 days.

CRIME STATS AND TRENDS

See attached handout (below) for Compstat summary.

Homicide — 1 in August in Sunnydale; 6 YTD vs. 14 last year at this time.

Robberies – lower by 22% in August vs. August 2012. Arrested 18 people for robberies this August (vs. 1 last August). Half of robberies occurred in the “5-car” sector – roughly City College to Crocker-Amazon Park. Robbers may be following people farther away from Balboa Park BART after the police focused on that area for some time. Ingleside has also been getting help from the Violence Reduction Team (plainclothes officers deployed from downtown) – they have 4-5 officers, 2 days a week this month.

Burglaries – up 37% this August vs. August 2012. Arrests are up 63% YTD.

LOCK YOUR WINDOWS AND DOORS – even on the 2nd or 3rd floors! One-third of the 41 burglaries were at houses where doors were unlocked or windows were left open.

Another trend is that homes being remodeled or homes under construction are being targeted – there were 6 of these last month. Thieves took appliances, tools.

The police made one arrest when a neighbor got up to use the bathroom at 3:15am and decided to look at the crescent moon. He saw some guys with hoodies and flashlights in the house under construction next door. He didn’t call 911 (but should have – call 911 for any crimes in progress, even property crimes) but did get a license plate number. He reported it the next day, and the police located a van with $4600 in stolen appliances in it. If you’re in doubt about calling the police, ask yourself: if it was your house, would you want someone to call the police? And if you’re remodeling, have your contractor put tools in a proper, lockable storage container. And if construction is happening around you, you should know this is a trend – so call the police if you see people at “off-hours” in a house under construction.

Auto theft – pre-2001 Hondas and Acuras are 59% of the vehicles stolen and recovered in the District. On average, 88 cars stolen a month in the Ingleside. Last month, 122. Use a club-like device if you have an old Honda or Acura. Better yet, get the ignition re-keyed at the Honda or Acura dealership (should be $150-200).

Violent crime – up 7% YTD, but all driven by robberies. If robberies weren’t up, violent crime would be down 5%. Property crimes are up 15%, driven by theft from auto. Do not leave bags, computers in your car!

Side note by captain: If you’re a victim in a crime, please testify! Can’t put criminals in jail if no one will testify.

Ingleside held traffic education/enforcement operations around SFUSD schools when school started up again. Wrote more than 1000 tickets.

Q&A:

I asked about speeding on Stoneman and Folsom. Traffic enforcement operation will happen soon.

Someone asked about shots fired in Vis Valley – the captain said they haven’t had any shots fired over there since August 27; it may have been on the Bayview side. Sunnydale now has security cameras – the Housing Authority got a grant.

Someone else asked about pot-smoking in public – do police care? It’s illegal, but the police won’t do a lot of proactive enforcement. If you call in a complaint, they will investigate. For example, businesses complain when people go to dispensary and then smoke outside, with smoke blowing into other businesses.

GUEST SPEAKER:

Lucia Casaravilla, Community Boards, 920-3820

Community Boards offers conflict resolution services for neighbor disputes & other conflicts. Founded in 1976, longest-running public mediation group in US.

They offer mediation and facilitation services – ‘agency of first resort’ for disputes. Safe, neutral, impartial space – all info is confidential and cannot be used in litigation. They provide a panel of three trained mediators – are all volunteers who have had 40+ hours of training.

Process – there is a one-time fee of $40 to open a case, but the mediation is free.

They’ll contact the neighbor, set up mediation, do follow-up. Completely voluntary, so neighbor does not have to participate. Mediation is 3 hours – most of the time, you will get a resolution. If needed, they will schedule a second mediation.

GUEST SPEAKER:

Cyrus, Rebuilding Together SF, 905-1611

Group does free home repairs for qualifying residents on the last Sat. of October and April each year.

Mostly does work for seniors, but open to all homeowners who live in SF and make under $62,200 a year (one person). They also do some safety modifications for renters.

Always looking for volunteers, especially those with trade skills.

Website currently under construction, so call the number above to ask for an application or to volunteer.

NEXT MEETING: Tuesday, October 15, 7pm, Ingleside Station.

IMAGE: Telstar Logistics

Lost: Young Aviator Seeks Assistance in Aircraft Recovery Effort

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Well, independent of anything else that may be going on in the world right now, I think we can all agree that this is no fun: Neighbor Nasen got his remote-controlled airplane stuck in a tree over the weekend:

Hello. This is Neighbor Nasen. I’m eight years old and I live in Bernal. I just got a new remote controlled airplane called the Firebird Stratos. I accidentally flew it into a tree at St. Mary’s Park on Sunday morning. This was it’s first-ever flight. If you see it on the ground or if it’s possible to get it down, please contact me. Here’s a video of how it happened:

Rats. As the young aviator is heard to say on the video, “That stinks.”

Totally. Please keep your eyes out for Neighbor Nasen’s spiffy airplane if you happen to be near that tree in St. Mary’s. As an added incentive, Bernalwood and BASA will gladly offer a grateful reward to anyone who recovers Nasen’s lost aircraft.

PHOTOS: via Neighbor Nasen

“Fake Dawn” on Bernal Hill Sees Sun Rise in Western Sky

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We all know that the sun rises in the east (over Oakland), and sets in the west (over Twin Peaks) — right?

Yes! That’s true! But during this week’s huge full moon, Neighbor David witnessed a trick of the light that looked an awful lot like dawn emerging from the west:

I got this shot while walking my dog yesterday…

The full moon looks like the sun rising in the west over Noe Valley, as seen from the southwest corner of Bernal Hill!

PHOTO: Neighbor David

Next Saturday Sept. 28: Big Block Party on Elsie Street, and You’re Invited!

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Indian summer is here (pretty much), and your neighbors on Elsie Street are throwing their big annual block party NEXT Saturday, Sept 28. All Citizens of Bernalwood are herewith invited to join the fun:

A Neighborhood Gem for Your Enjoyment

The 7th Annual Elsie Street Block Party
Saturday, Sept. 28, 2013
12 Noon~3pm
Elsie Street between Cortland & Eugenia
Bernal Heights, San Francisco

** Bake-Off
** Bhangra Dancers
** Bouncy House
** Bean Bag Toss
** Barbecue
** Piñata
** Elsie Debut of Wolfie the Puppet

Freely presented with lots of heart and talent by Elsie Street Neighbors.

  • The beautiful Bhangra dancers return to perform and teach us
  • Lots of Baking Sweat Behind those Bake-Off Smiles (You can be a judge!)
  • Ye Olde Bouncy House on our Block
  • The Piñata for the Kids’ Enjoyment
  • Wolfie and Puppeteer Nick Jones make their Elsie Debut this year
  • Busting Out the Brand-New Bernal Bean Bag Toss

And the Darnedest Friendliest Neighbors!

PHOTOS: 2012 Elsie Block Party

Attention, Artists: Submissions Wanted for 2013 “Art From Within Bernal Heights” Gallery Show

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Wanna share your amazing art with the rest of us? The Inclusions Gallery on Cortland is still accepting submissions for the annual (and excellent) “Art From Within Bernal Heights” show, but you’d best hurry, because the submission deadline is October 2:

This annual event is dedicated to the multi-talented individuals that make up the highly creative community of Bernal Heights. All residents are welcome and encouraged to participate. Each year this successful exhibit displays over 100 diverse works of art. It’s a terrific opportunity to have your work shown while participating in an event that celebrates and supports the creativity of the local community.

Exhibition dates
October 19 – November 17, 2013

Artist reception
November 2, 2013 / 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm

Eligibility
You must be a resident of Bernal Heights to participate.

Mediums welcome
Painting, drawing, photography, printmaking, artist book, ceramics, sculpture, textile, fiber art, mix media, collage, assemblage. Original art only.

Deadline for Submission October 2, 2013, before midnight.

Submission guidelines and complete details right here.

IMAGE: Mosaic of 2012 Art From Within Bernal Heights, by Inclusions Gallery. 

Benefit Garage Sale on Bernal North Slope, Saturday

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Neighbor Noah wants you to know about a benefit garage sale that’s happening in Bernal this weekend:

The Second Annual Rocky Mountain Nursery School Yard- and Bake- Sale

When: 9:00-3:00 on Saturday, Sept 21st

Where: 22 Norwich St. (Between Harrison and Alabama)

Books, toys, furniture, records, clothing and other treasures.

100% of all sales go directly to our co-op Nursery School

Seriously?! Bernal Child Baffled by Bumbling Sidewalk Blunder

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Neighbor Rebecca shared this photo of her young son learning a formative lesson about civic incompetence and the perils of not giving a shit about how you get the job done.

Neighbor Rebecca’s only comment about the experience came in the form of a rhetorical question:

Seriously?!

Yes, seriously.

This glaring typo cast in concrete on “Folson” is not at all unique; Urban infrastructuralist Eric Fischer has amassed a darkly entertaining collection of photos documenting similar concrete sidewalk typos all over town.

PHOTO: Neighbor Rebecca

Spiffy Infographic Reveals Pricing Patterns for Residential Rentals in Bernal Heights

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Yesterday a few of our bloggy friends around town flagged a spiffy infographic created by the online real estate service Trulia which presents a block-by-block picture of residential real estate prices for all of San Francisco. In general, the map has been described as something of a metaphorical “bloodbath,” because a) the infographic shows that rental prices are generally very high in San Francisco and b) the infographic represents these high rental rates via deep shades of red.

Yet when we zoom and enhance the Bernal Heights portion of the map, we see that the picture in our neighborhood is marginally less depressing for would-be renters. That’s because much of central Bernal is orange-colored, which means that rental prices there are somewhat lower, clocking in at “only” $1400-ish per bedroom.

CurbedSF calls out some wonkiness in Trulia’s price calculation methodology:

As noted in Trulia’s disclaimer about their methodology, the price-per-bedroom index low-balls the average prices for the most common units on the market today – studios and one-bedrooms. Smaller units are rarely priced in proportion to larger units with more bedrooms (meaning that in a neighborhood where a three-bedroom rents for $3,600/month, it’s rare that you can get a one-bedroom for as little as $1,300/month). But this type of index does provides a great reminder of what kind of price tag larger units entail.

Indeed. While imperfect, the map the virtue of at least being consistent, so it introduces some potentially interesting and/or useful geographic granularity to our understanding of Bernal’s residential rental market.

As Investigation Continues, City Worker Says He Did Not Realize He’d Hit a Person in Holly Park

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The hit-and-run that caused the death of Christy Svanemyr in Holly Park at 2:30 pm on September 5 was a terrible tragedy that continues to unfold in many sad chapters.

Vivian Ho at the San Francisco Chronicle has been reporting on Thomas Burnoski, 57, the Recreation and Parks employee whom police say was driving the City-owned vehicle that ran over Svanemyr as she lay on the grass with her infant and dog:

The San Francisco Recreation and Park Department worker who ran over a woman as she lay with her baby in a Bernal Heights park initially suspected he had hit something, but did not realize it was a person until he was arrested, his attorney said Friday.

Thomas Burnoski, 57, was driving a city truck on a pedestrian path in Holly Park just before 2:20 p.m. Sept. 5 when he veered onto the grass to avoid an object on the pavement, said his attorney, Robert Waggener, providing his client’s first public account of the fatal accident.

It was the end of Burnoski’s shift and he was on his way to St. Mary’s Park a few blocks to the south, where city gardeners gather at the end of the day, Waggener said. When he arrived, Burnoski told his supervisor he thought he had struck something back at Holly Park, but wasn’t sure what it was.

The supervisor suggested they return to Holly Park. But police stopped both of them on their way back, Waggener said.

He said it was only when Burnoski was in custody at the Ingleside Police Station that he learned he had run over Christine Svanemyr.

As the investigation into the incident continues, The Chronicle reports that Burnoski is currently free on $25,000 bail while prosecutors decide upon possible charges.

In a written statement released by his attorney [Burnoski] said that he and his family “wish to express our profound sorrow to the family of Christine Svanemyr and her community of friends.”

“My actions caused the death of this person and there is nothing I can do to bring her back,” the statement reads. “I am absolutely devastated by this tragic accident. Mere words can never convey what I and my family feel, knowing that a child will grow up without her mother, and that Mr. Svanemyr faces parenting alone, in shock, bewilderment and immeasurable grief.”

In a separate Chronicle item, columnist C.W. Nevius follows up with Vegar Svanemyr, the surviving husband of Christy:

“Someone told me that grief is really chaotic and never what you expect,” [Vegar Svanemyr] said. “One moment I feel OK and then it just washes over me. I feel like I am in this dream state. Everyone feels the need to do something and there’s nothing to be done.”

His natural tendency, he admits, is to withdraw. But that day, standing next to Christy’s body at the hospital, he made a decision.

“I’ve always been kind of reluctant to share my feelings and thoughts,” he said. “I don’t know why. But I kind of made a promise to her not to be a hermit but to open myself up. When I saw her lying there, I felt an immediate need to open up my heart to the world. I think it makes all the difference to talk.”

There are a few things he wants to say. First, the outpouring of support has been overwhelming.

“I have felt completely held and loved by everyone, from family and friends to total strangers that have cooked us meals and donated breast milk,” he said. “I’m experiencing a strange blend of total loss and total gratitude.”

And second, he’s moved beyond the blame and anger.

“My wish would be to say something beyond that this is so shocking and how can this happen,” he said. “Some things seem terribly unimportant right now, but I want to be sure whatever I do from here has value and meaning.”

Bernalwood will continue to provide updates about the Svanemyr family, memorial efforts, and the criminal investigation as additional information becomes available.

IMAGE: Illustration by Bernalwood. Inset, Thomas Burnoski via SFPD. Background, tire tracks at Holly Park incident scene on Sept 5, 2013, by the San Francisco Examiner.