Alert! Alert! Alert! Fabio the Gargoyle has been plundered!
For many moons Fabio has stood watch over the wonderful Esmeralda Slide Park on the west slope of Bernal Heights. Yet now it seems some scoundrel has absconded with the pensive neighborhood sentinel.
Neighbor Michelle tells Bernalwood:
Some sad news to pass on. “Fabio”, the Esmeralda Slide Park gargoyle, has gone missing once again. In the past when this has happened in his previous home location, he would happily turned up in a variety of nearby locations. This time the thieves bent some re-bar to remove him and haul all 50+ pounds of gargoyle away. Asking Bernal neighbors to keep watch, and let us know if you spot him.
Please be on the lookout for Fabio, and contact Bernalwood if you see him.
PHOTO: Fabio the Gargoyle, keeping an eye on Esmeralda Slide Park before he disappeared
Bernalwood 
Boo! How very lame. Thanks for the heads’ up, tho, so we can keep our eyes open.
In happier news the mosaic was being installed today.
Sorry, but I hope they never find that tacky thing again. Suburban lawn deco. The Esme stairs park was so much more beautiful in its original form.
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