Meet the Bernal Architectural Coloring Contest Contestants

The deadline has passed for submitting entries to the Bernal Heights Architectural Coloring Contest, and as promised, architect Mason Kirby has posted the submissions in the window of his office at 301 Bocana.

Now the contest judges will don their somber robes to begin evaluating the submissions. Their task will not be easy, because as you can see here, there’s been some Very. Serious. Coloring. going on…

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Giant Bugs from Alien Planet Return to Bernalwood

Neighbor Regina is a new Bernal Heights resident. She IM’d me yesterday in a deep panic from her home on Folsom. Here is a transcript of our exchange:

Regina: holy sh*t balls i found an alien
Regina: on our street
Todd Lappin: Take a pic!
Regina: it’s a grashopper/ ant/ roach about three inches long
Regina: i’ve never seen anything like it
Todd Lappin: Oh, I know what that is…
Regina: it’s in a jar
Regina: I AM FREAKING OUT
Todd Lappin: Looks like this? https://bernalwood.wordpress.com/2010/12/03/winter-creeps-in/
Todd Lappin: Same?
Todd Lappin: Take a pic!
Regina: yes
Regina: omg
Regina: i am going going to die
Regina: it’s in a jar
Regina: dead
Todd Lappin: Photo! Photo!
Regina: i am screaming
Regina: i just died

Good times. And indeed, now that the autumn Arachnid Invasion has subsided, it’s time again for the Extraterrestrial Migration of the Giant Jerusalem Crickets (or “Potato Bugs,” as they’re sometimes called in California).

Bernalwood posted about these creatures almost exactly a year ago, and as poor Regina discovered… they’re baaaaaaaaaaaack.

Here’s a Wikipedia photo of a healthier specimen:

And right behind the Jersusalem Crickets, we know who will be visiting next…

The Day Bernal Heights Stood Still

PHOTO: Top, Neighbor Regina

Will Zynga, Yelp, and Facebook IPOs Influence Bernal Heights Real Estate?

Bernal Approaching Sunset

I’ll let you decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing. Or it may just be a force of nature. But if our friends at Curbed SF are right, some parts of The City may soon experience a new tech-fueled real estate boom:

It’s a bit of deja-vu for those of us who remember the Dot.com boom of yester-decade: Reuters reports that IPO-driven real estate prices are becoming more common with companies like Zynga and Yelp poised to enter IPO status. And when these companies offer employees the chance to cash out before the company goes public, even the rumor of impending IPO is enough to spur optimistic homebuyers, and with them, home prices in sought after neighborhoods. Competitive bidding in these ‘hoods has driven prices up 15 percent from last year. The increase correlates with local start-up activity as more successful tech companies are finally setting up shop in the city, rather than Silicon Valley.

Some employees already working for comanies recently made public feel compelled to buy now, before the fresh crop of Zynga/Yelp millionaires enter the competition. Seems these young folks basically all want the same house, in the same place.

Potrero Hill and Noe Valley are cited some of those places, but the original Reuters article describes the new tech-wealth dream home as…

… a modern, open-plan home in the southern part of town that’s convenient to the city’s tech hub south of Market Street and also close to the freeways, trains and employee shuttle-bus stops that whisk commuters to Silicon Valley.

That sounds like a pretty good description of North Bernal, and particularly the Greater Precitaville Administrative Zone, along the Cesar Chavez corridor. And it may help explain why a 3BR house on Precita Park recently sold for almost $1.3 million.

Likewise, I’ve heard from realtor sources that this corridor is already attracting interest from these kinds of buyers, precisely because it too offers convenient access to freeways, public transit, and the arterial routes for those Wi-Fi-equipped, private commuter busses operated by the likes of Apple, Google, Yahoo, etc.

Take all that for whatever you will…

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

World’s First Pop-Up Jewish Record Shop Coming to Bernal

Tikva Records

Tikva Records

Between December 1 and December 28, our neighborhood will play host to a unique ethno-cultural music retail experience. That’s because the excellent Idelsohn Society for Musical Preservation plans to open Tivka Records, a pop-up 1950’s-style Jewish record store, right here in Bernalwood (!), at 3191 Mission Street, just north of Valencia in the space next to Queen’s Nails:

The store will feature an eclectic series of exclusive live music performances, film screenings, academic lectures, comedians, remix workshops, food trucks, and more.

Special events will emulate the historical and cultural significance of Tikva Records – NYC’s most prolific Jewish record label of the ’50s, ’60s and ’70s. Events will explore the Jewish American songbook, and Jewish culture in general, interpreted by some of today’s brightest performers, comedians, musicians and lecturers. Rare vinyl from select Jewish musicians of the past 80 years will be sold at the new Tikva Records, and we will have all of our latest album releases for sale.

This will be a terrific (but fleeting) opportunity to check out some interesting music drawn from a few unusual corners of the Jewish-American experience. The name Tikva Records alludes to a Jewish-themed record label by the same name that was sometimes described as the “Jewish Motown.”

In other words: “Fiddler on the Roof,” this is not. Consider the example of The Sabras, who recorded with Tikva Records…

Archive.org explains:

By far the most coveted cult album from the Tikva catalog is 1967’s Jerusalem of Gold, the only release from Hebrew reverb specialists The Sabras. Though they formed in New York City with one American and three Israeli members, the band took their name from the tough Israeli prickly pear cactus that had become the familiar Zionist handle for Jews born on Israeli soil. The cover makes the quartet look like a Vegas novelty act (wide-collared, chest-hair-bearing gold lame shirts, an Ottoman handlebar moustache, electric guitar poses, a dumbek over the knee), but what’s inside is a bit more serious: twelve slices of fuzzed out diaspora garage rock. They are at their tightest on the lean and mean “Ho Yaldonet” (“O Little Girl”).

Listen to it right here:

Remember, Tikva Records will only be open for a month, so don’t dawdle. Likewise, don’t don’t miss the impressive schedule of events they’ve got on tap; lectures, listenings, comedy, food trucks, and more. Dayenu!

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Tonight at the Lucky Horseshoe: A Meeting About Live Music

Lucky Horseshoe

Lucky Horseshoe

Now that the Lucky Horseshoe bar has installed its new sign, the legacy of the former Skip’s Tavern — which used to occupy the space at 453 Cortland — is now no more than a memory. But for the new owners of the Lucky Horseshoe, that’s precisely the problem.

Skip’s was a lively and colorful place. But it was also a troublesome neighbor for some Bernal Heights residents who lived nearby. The new owners of the Lucky Horseshoe also live in Bernal Heights, and they have been very focused on making sure the bar integrates smoothly into the neighborhood.

The Lucky Horseshoe now wants to secure an entertainment license, so that the bar can play host to live music performances. The City will hold a hearing on the license application in mid-December, but tonight at 6 pm, the Lucky Horseshoe will hold an informal meeting to talk about their vision for the place.

In an email to Bernalwood, Lucky Horsehoe co-owner Eric Embry explains:

We’re having a meeting at the bar Wednesday 30 November at 6PM to discuss our plans for live music and to address the concerns that anyone in the neighborhood might have with our desire to have live music and other entertainment (such as DJs) at The Lucky Horseshoe.

We have received hundreds of signatures and many letters of support from Bernal folks who not only are thrilled with what we’ve done to the place so far, but also with the potential for live music to once again have a place on Cortland Avenue. We sincerely hope that anyone with concerns will show up and let them be known. We hope that before our December 13 hearing date that we can have EVERYBODY in the neighborhood on board!

We’ve worked to address every concern that we heard this spring during the sale of the bar, and we think we’ve done an excellent job converting a contentious bar into a neighborhood asset. Our policy is that anyone is welcome, as long as they respect our business and our neighborhood. It’s a policy that we think is fair, effective, and welcoming to patrons new and old. I personally think [Lucky Horseshoe co-owner/bartender] Lisa is a superhero for facing down many bad elements who USED to come in to see if they could still get away with what they did at the old bar, and she’s usually done this all by herself. We’re proud of the job we’ve done, and we know many people — including our direct neighbors — have experienced relief and excitement over the changes we’ve made.

If folks can’t make it to the meeting, here is our plan in a nutshell: We aim to book high quality music with an emphasis on sophistication. As a musician myself I’ve played pretty much every small-venue gig in town, and I know the difference between a show with good sound quality/volume levels and a gig that’s just ridiculously loud and obnoxious. We want patrons to be able to hear their conversations while the music plays, rather than leave the bar with ears ringing; the latter is just no fun, even if the music is great.

We plan to prioritize booking acts that come from right here in Bernal Heights, because this neighborhood is rich with superbly talented musicians whom we’d like to showcase. This has many added benefits: less cars to park,  fewer “out-of-towners” coming to the neighborhood, and more of a sense of accountability with the musicians. We’ll not only have beautiful quality sound at enjoyable levels and a sound tech on site in control of the stage, but also a contract for the musicians to sign before accepting a gig that puts responsibility for respecting the venue and neighborhood in their hands.

There will be “Guard Card” trained employees working the door to make sure that our patrons aren’t loitering in the streets either during or after shows. This is required of us by law, and if you know us, you know we do everything by the letter of the law. Folks can rest assured that we will never be granted this permit if adequate soundproofing isn’t present, as a sound pressure level inspection is part of the permitting process. We look forward to exceeding the standards, because we’re proud to call ourselves a neighborhood bar and want nothing more than to be embraced by Bernal Heights when we have live music.

As an example of how live music at the bar can enrich our neighborhood for EVERYONE, we’ll be holding a fundraiser for the library mural project on the 8th of December, after the winter shopping stroll.

Lisa and I have changed 453 Cortland 180 degrees for the better, and we hope the neighborhood has confidence in our ability to change the music culture at the location as well. Let’s celebrate the arts together! It’s one of the reasons we all live in San Francisco.

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

Oops! Bernalwood Forgets Its First Anniversary

I just looked back at some of the logs for this blog and realized… yesterday was Bernalwood’s first anniversary. Nice work! We forgot our own birthday!

Bernalwood began not with a bang, but with a sound-check. The complete text of our very first post read as follows:

We Are Live, People
Posted on November 28, 2010 by Todd_Lappin

Is this thing on? Check, one-two. ONE-TWO. Check, check….

Very auspicious, eh?

I won’t bother describing all the reasons why Bernalwood was started, because that has very little to do with what inspires and animates it today. I will say that working on Bernalwood for the last year has been a marvelous experience, in ways that I never would have imagined.

Bernalwood is an Internet thing, but it has become an incredibly powerful tool for converting digital bytes into atom-to-atom human relationships. I can’t describe how many terrific people I’ve met because of this blog, and how many new friends and neighbors I’ve gotten to know along the way. In fact, many of those relationships already feel so familiar that it’s hard to believe they’re less than a year old.

So thanks to everyone who helped make this year so fun: Bernalwood’s regular cast of contributors, our colorful coterie of commenters, all you phabulous photographers, our marvelous Bernal merchants, those strident separatists from La Lengua, and our many thousands of next-door neighbors.

Onward! For glamour! For the Dominion of Bernalwood!

Bernal Heights Artist Installs Huge Glass Sculpture in Tokyo

So, what was I doing in Tokyo last week? Three things:

  1. Walking around aimlessly all over the city.
  2. Eating a lot of staggeringly good food.
  3. Visiting the installation of a new piece by Bernal Heights glass sculptor Nikolas Weinstein.

Nik’s Studio is on Valencia Street, hidden behind a laundromat in the La Lengua Autonomous Zone. It’s a fascinating place jammed with intricate machinery and full-scale glass prototypes dangling from the ceiling. To give a sense of what I mean, here’s a photo of the interior of the studio I took a few years ago:

Office Window

Nikolas specializes in creating glass sculptures inspired by organic forms:

His site-specific installations lie at the intersection of art, architecture and the natural world, leveraging new technologies to build works in glass. The sculptures respond sympathetically to the definition of architectural space, and range in scale from small and intimate to very large works.

Ever noticed the billowing glass sculptures that hang from the skylights at Bar Agricole in SOMA? Nik’s team created those, although many of their clients — and their creations — are in Asia.

The newest one is in Tokyo, where the studio is installing a large, suspended glass piece in the lobby of the new headquarters for the Kajima Corporation. Here’s how it looked on Sunday afternoon:

Tokyo Installation

Pretty soon, all that scaffolding will be gone, and the piece will become the centerpiece of a glamorous new high-rise building in Tokyo. It’s visible 24-7 from the street outside, so if you’re ever in Tokyo and feeling homesick, you can always go visit.

Tokyo Installation

And the rest of us can take some world-class pride in knowing that it was created right here in the Dominion of Bernalwood. がんばれ ベルナルハイツ!!

UPDATE: Tuesday November 29, 4:30 pm

The Nikolas Weinstein Studios team just emailed a few new installation photos from Tokyo. Here’s Nikolas (at left), working with the Japanese construction team to make a few final adjustments to the piece. Cute helmets, fellas!

And here’s how the finished piece looks. Tomorrow, we’re told, that scaffolding floor will be removed. Lovely!

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics, Nikolas Weinstein Studios

Deadline Extended for Bernal Heights Architectural Coloring Contest

This just in….

To give everyone a little more time to settle in after the Thanksgiving holiday, architect Mason Kirby has decided to extend the submission deadline for the Bernal Heights Architectural Coloring Contest. Mason says:

Extension time! The new deadline is Wednesday, November 30 at 12 noon.

That means you and your Junior Corbusiers have 2 more days to rock the color and win the chert!! Click here to download the free Bernal Heights Architectural Coloring Book and read the complete submission guidelines.

IMAGE: Contest entry by Bernalwood’s Cub Reporter

Precita Park Cafe Looks Almost Ready to Open

The Precita Park Cafe is getting ready to open its doors. Reader Lonnie sent this photo yesterday, along with a quick update:

Saw the finishing touches going on Precita Park’s logo today. Opening in a week or so!

That’s unofficial, of course, but hopefully the estimate is in the ballpark. But what’s the inside going to look like? Here’s a snap I took about a week ago:

Very exciting.

UPDATE 16 December: The Precita Park Cafe opened at 7 am this morning. I dropped by last night for the opening party, and it was grand. The interior is spacious, airy, and nicely decorated, and the food was very good. Very exciting.

PHOTOS: Top, Lonnie Lazar. Below, Telstar Logistics

Apparently, It Was Lovely Here on Saturday

As I write this now, it’s 5:30 am on Sunday in Bernal Heights… but I’m not in Bernal Heights. Instead, I’m sitting in a lounge at Haneda Airport in Tokyo, waiting for a flight that will take me back to… Bernal Heights.

I’ll explain more about what I was doing in Tokyo later — there’s a Bernal Heights connection! — but in the meantime, it was a treat to find these iPhone photos taken by Paul Wardein on Saturday.

What a nice reminder that as wonderful as my time here was, I’m lucky to have such a beautiful place to come home to.

PHOTOS: Paul Wardein

Micro-Interview: Thanksgiving Day at the Good Life

A last-minute scramble for a pie tin (grasshopper pie… mmmmm!) occasioned a Thanksgiving Day visit to the Good Life Grocery. The perfect excuse for a micro-interview!

Bernalwood: Anything been flying off the shelves today?

Manager Frank: Turkeys! The owners picked up these organic Willie Birds from the farm themselves. Also, bread. Our deli staff is baking fresh bread on-site now.

Bernalwood: How crazy has it been today?

Manager Frank: Not too bad. Yesterday was waaaaay worse!

Happy Thanksgiving, Bernal Heights!

 

Then and Now: Mission at Virginia, c. 1925 vs. 2011

Mission at Virginia-circa 1920

I found this historical photo of Mission Street looking north from Virginia Street recently. The photo was unattributed and undated, but judging from the cars on the street, it looks as if it was taken sometime during the mid-1920s.

I particularly like this, because it illustrates two themes we’ve discussed recently on Bernalwood: To the left we see the former Lyceum movie theater (which is now part of the Taoist Safeway parking lot), and the big brick building on the right is the former Market Street Railway Car House (which later became our bowling alley, and then today’s Big Lots).

And here’s how the same scene looks today:

Mission at Virginia-2011

PHOTO: 2011, by Telstar Logistics

The Right Stuff: Bernal Kids Test Frontiers of Outer Space

The Right Stuff

Last weekend, a few paternal units from the Bernal Dads Racing Team assembled at a secret local spaceport to do some amateur rocketry with the kids.

Overall the effort was a success. Many rockets were launched, and the kids demonstrated an exceptional talent for doing mission control-style countdowns (in unison).

“Ten… Nine… Eight… Seven… Six… Five… Four… Three… Two.. One.. LIFTOFF!”

BASA Rocketry

Great altitudes were achieved. The barriers of space were tested.

BASA Rocketry

But recovery of the rockets proved more challenging. Several of the Bernal spacecraft encountered significant arboreal interference shortly before touchdown:

Flight commanders wrote off the stricken craft as a loss.

But in the spirit of science and exploration, the days experiments were deemed a complete success. Gateways to the New Frontier were opened. “One small step for our children, one giant leap for Bernalkind,” and all that.

Indeed, with the space shuttle now in retirement and Uncle Sam’s space transportation strategy in disarray, it’s time for Bernal Heights to take matters into our own hands. We can do this. We have The Right Stuff. We need a new group to add to the roster of neighborhood civic organizations.

So, fellow citizens, please join me in welcoming the inauguration of the Bernalwood Aeronautics and Space Administration:

BASA

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics