New Signs Mark the Fabulousness That Is Vista Pointe Garden

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The dedication ceremony for the aptly named Vista Pointe Garden on the northeast summit of Bernal Hill happened last June; it was a star-studded gala that included a celebrity appearance by Mayor Ed Lee. Now Neighbor Julian Wyler, the project leader and prime-mover behind the creation of the fabulous mini-park, writes to tell us that the finishing touch at Vista Pointe is now in place:

Our Vista Pointe Garden signs were finally installed this past week by DPW.  The Friends of Bernal Gardens are grateful to Supervisor David Campos for committing the funds to install the two signs.

BTW, Neighbor Julian is the founder of The Friends of Bernal Gardens (TFBG), “a volunteer, grassroots organization dedicated to the transformation of blighted public spaces into gardens that 1) reclaim habitat for bees, butterflies, birds, and 2) promote community pride.” To learn more about TFBG or to join its merry ranks, email <thefriendsofbernalgardens AT gmail DOTCOM>, visit http://www.SFPA.org, or contact the Street Parks Program at 415 641-2637.

PHOTOS: Courtesy of The Friends of Bernal Gardens

Meet Chad Kaneshiro, the New Chef at the Liberty Cafe

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There’s a new chef at the Liberty Cafe on Cortland. Chef Chad Kaneshiro is a veteran of Barracuda sushi in Mountain View, Kingfish in San Mateo, and Oryza Bistro Asiana in Santa Clara, and he arrives at Liberty Cafe with this introduction from Megan Conroy:

We have a new Chef by the name of Chad Kaneshiro. We are so excited about our new menu and we want to get the word out to all of Bernal Heights. Chef Kaneshiro has spiced up the menu with healthier Asian inspired appetizers and entrees while keeping the California-French cafe style Liberty has always been known for. He is committed to serving simple food created with seasonal ingredients sourced from local purveyors. Here’s the new menu:

FIRST
Chef’s Soup of the Day
Please ask server for details   8

Caesar
Romaine hearts, Parmigiano-Reggiano, house-baked croutons 8

Uni “Flan”
Chilled Sea urchin custard, salmon roe, olive oil crostini 12

California Hamachi Crudo
Thinly sliced Yellow Tail, English pea & mint puree, truffled Yuzu vinaigrette   13

Seared Ahi Tuna Salad
Fresh Ahi seared rare, cucumbers, edamame, mint, cherry tomatoes, thai vinaigrette, red curry aioli   15

Pickled Beets & Burrata
Honey vanilla pickled Chiogga beets, arugula, balsamic reduction, sea salt, cracked black pepper   12

Goat Cheese Souffle
Twice baked, served on a bed of arugula, granny smith apples, blue lake beans, balsamic vinaigrette   10

ENTREES
Spring Vegetable Risotto
Arborio Rice, Vegetable Stock, Parmigiano-Reggiano, spring vegetables, tomato gremolata   18

Striped Bass
Crispy skinned, fresh English pea risotto, lemon parsley relish  21

Pacific Sword Fish
Olive oil poached, served with sautéed spring vegetables   26

California Halibut
Saffron broth, fennel, drake’s bay clams & mussels, kale, grilled liberty loaf   25

Chicken “Al Mattone”
½ Petaluma Farms organic chicken, pan seared & roasted, arugula panzanella, duck fat croutons   19

Duck & Red Curry
Maple Leaf duck breast, Kabocha squash, blue lake beans, coconut red curry, pickled sour cherries   24

New York Strip Steak
Pan seared grass-fed beef, mac & cheese gratin, arugula salad, fondant potatoes, house steak sauce   25

Chicken Pot Pie
Roasted chicken, potatoes, carrots, butternut squash, parsnips, peas & house-made puff pastry   15
(Vegetarian available upon request)

Sides: Curried Kabocha Squash / Arugula Panzanella / Fondant Potatoes / Blue Lake Beans Mac & Cheese Gratin / Kale / Sweet Potato Fries   6

Tomorrow: Cocktail Up During the Rock Bar’s One-Year Anniversary Party

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A single year is tiny compared to the sweeping backdrop of geological history. Yet for the cocktailicious Rock Bar on 29th and Tiffany in the La Lengua Autonomous Zone, one year has been a lifetime.

Rock Bar manager Brion invites one and all to drink up during the Rock Bar’s First Anniversary Party, happening tomorrow, Thursday, March 21, from 6 pm to 2 am:

Join in celebrating Rock Bar’s first year with a revival of their famous punch ($6 special) celebrating their beloved Henry the Donkey. The Rock Bar crew will be launching their new Spring Cocktail Menu at the party (just in time for the Spring Equinox), and reviving favorite cocktails from previous menus — like The Dark Crystal, ICHI Rock, and The Real Thunderberg. The Aquarius Records-curated jukebox will be taking the evening off to make way for an exclusive set from INTERNET FAMOUS.

Fashionable Bernal Heights Mini-Citizens Shake Their Groove Things at Gala Community Celebration

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It was quite the happening scene at the Bernal Rec Center on Saturday. The Junior Citizens of Bernalwood jumped, splashed, goat- and chicken-petted, munched, and rocked out as the Bernal Library’s new Cortland- and Moultrie-facing murals sparkled in the sun.

Among the musical guests were Jonathan Bayer, who duly kicked out the jams for kids and parents alike (despite an initial lack of amplification). For those who missed it, here’s a snippet of Bayer’s original “I Rhyme,” performed with Ben Chinn.

See if you can guess all the clever words you would have heard if only my phone hadn’t run out of space three seconds before the end of the song:

Coyote Sighting! This Morning! On Wool Street!

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I’ll make an exception to Bernalwood’s normal “photo or it didn’t happen” policy to share this important wildlife update from Neighbor Lynne:

A coyote trotted down Wool Street at about 6:45 a.m.  It made it to cortland where it seemly freaked out and turned around and ran back up Wool.  seeing me and the three workers near the corner of eugenia and wool, turned east on eugenia.  one of the workers snapped a shot on his smart phone but alas, i didn’t have a camera on me.

Anyone else see the Bernal Coyote? Preferably, with photo documentation?

PHOTO: 2007 coyote sighting on Alabama near the top of Bernal Hill, by Katie Spence

 

Parents of Future Kindergartners, You Need a Drink! Drown Your Anxieties During ‘SFUS-D-Day’ at the Lucky Horseshoe

lottery.jittersAs the ides of March draw near, anyone planning to send their kid to public school in San Francisco is getting a bit nervous right about now. For those not in the know, the school district will soon tell parents which school their child will attend this fall. Might be a school you requested; might not be. You just don’t know.

But know this, parents: You are not alone. So line up those nanas, nannies, or sitters now, because you’re coming (we hope) to the all-too-aptly-named Lucky Horseshoe on Cortland to cele-miserate “SFUS-D-Day” on Thursday, March 14.

I am sure we do not have to remind you that this date is nominally the night before the district computer drops the fate of your future Einstein or Earhart into the mail with all the clatter and clang of a latter-day Linotype machine… and exactly as much empathy.

We’re hoping the good folks at the Horseshoe will offer a custom cocktail lineup featuring such classics-for-one-night as:

  • The First Choice Fizz (champagne, egg white, and Goldschläger)
  • The CTIPsy Gypsy (rose water and smokey scotch)
  • The Dual Immersion Bender (a jigger each of two bottles picked blind from the top shelf)
  • The Attendance Aria (shot of PBR dropped into half-pint of vodka)

…and perhaps some nonalcoholic counterparts as well. But whether it’s for the water or the whine, come on down and look your competition in the eye one last time as equals!

We’ll try to come up with a mechanism for gathering some anecdotal information from attendees, but this is really about forging a moment of defiant collective non-silence in the face of a dehumanizing and exhausting process that, for better and worse, is soon to come to… well, only the first of many notional endings.

WHERE: The Lucky Horseshoe, 453 Cortland Avenue

WHEN: After the kiddies are tucked in bed

WHO: Pre-K parents and those who love them

PHOTO: Aaron Ximm

TONIGHT: Celebrate The New Wheel’s One Year Anniversary

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Has it only been a year?

The New Wheel bicycle shop on Cortland is celebrating its one year anniversary tonight, but it feels like the business has been here much longer. Store owners Brett and Karen have carved out a unique niche selling futuristic electric bicycles, but the they do it with an old skool appreciation for community engagement, friendly service, and great design. Their store has been such a natural addition to Cortlandia that it feels like its been there forever.

Now Brett invites all of Bernalwood to come celebrate this evening:

I’d like to extend an invitation to our One Year Anniversary in Bernal party this Friday from 6 to 9pm. We are going to have food and drinks, along with games to win some awesome new t-shirts we’ve designed. Hope you can make it! We’ve sent out the word to our customers, friends, and acquaintances, but perhaps you could let the Bernalwood reading public know as well.

Consider yourself invited, and please do bring congratulations for Brett and Karen.

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PHOTOS: Courtesy of The New Wheel

Jedi Warrior Defends Bernal from Dark Side of The Force

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Bernal Heights plays host to innovative technology, tasteful wildlife, and superior purveyors of fine pickles.

But did you know that Bernal Heights is also a critical front in the epic struggle to liberate this star system from the tyranny of the Galactic Empire?

Well, it’s true. As proof, we submit this photo of a heroic battle waged recently on Bernal Hill, as captured by Michael O’Neal.

Meanwhile, in other news, the guy on the left claims he’s your father.

UPDATE: Over on the Instagram, @democles01 works the NIMBY angle:

Every time I go to that park, Sith Lords and Jedi are fighting each other and I’m tired of it. Then they look at me, and I’m like Hey!! My dog just needs to take a dump guys! Jeesh.

PHOTO: @moneal

Bernal Heights Crime Report for February 2013: Robberies Back Down, Car Break-Ins Back Up, and Keep Your iGadgets Hidden

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Neighbor Sarah attended the SFPD Ingleside Community meeting last week, and she filed these terrific summary notes on Bernal Heights crime trends. Read on:

CRIME STATISTICS & TRENDS

At the beginning of January, there were not very many robberies – eight in the first two weeks. Then, as we all know, there was a big spike – 38 in the next two weeks. This pattern was repeated citywide. Most spikes in crime tend NOT to be the result of many people doing one crime apiece but rather a few people committing many crimes. This January saw 18 more robberies than last January.

They brought in the Violence Reduction Team from downtown and saturated the areas that had seen lots of robberies. There were several arrests, and robberies are down to their previous level. There were 16 arrests this January vs. eight in January 2012.

Burglaries are up a little, possibly because during the recent warm spell, people left more windows open. One common mistake is to leave your back window or side/service yard window open – burglars know that people do this and will look for ways to get into those areas.

Auto thefts are also up a little, but they made two “good arrests” lately – the suspects are “frequent flyers” with many past auto thefts under their belts. The station does a lot of crime-mapping and overlaying it with maps showing the addresses of people who are recently out of jail for those crimes.

Thefts from locked vehicles continue to be concentrated and on the rise in Precita Park and Crocker-Amazon Park between 10pm and 6am. With the new cadets arriving at the station, experienced officers are being freed up to focus on these problem areas. They are also working on outreach to remind people not to leave things in their cars.

Remove charging cords, GPS suction cups, or anything else that may make a thief think you have something valuable in the car. Thieves use sparkplug chips, which allow them to break in noiselessly and quickly. Some people have nothing in their cars, but the cars still get broken into – this is because the thieves are finding enough stuff in cars in the area that they’re going fishing for more.

If you see people looking into cars, call the non-emergency number (553-0123). If they continue to look into cars or start doing other suspicious things, or if you see a clear crime in progress, call 911. The captain’s mantra is “people aren’t suspicious; their behavior is” (meaning: call the police if you see something weird going on, and let them check it out).

52 people have been arrested citywide for firearm violations in the first 49 days of the year – 11 were in Ingleside. When robberies involve guns, they bring in the plainclothes units very quickly.

Robberies have been more violent in this recent crime wave. Please do not have your iPhone out – they convert to $300 very quickly. I asked if there was a gang connection to these robberies, and the captain said he did not believe so. The Ingleside neighborhoods tend to be targeted by opportunists who like the easy freeway access. Gangs tend to raise money for themselves through drug-dealing and not through robberies.

If you are a victim of a robbery, try to be a good witness without putting yourself in danger. Muggers often wear multiple pairs of pants or shirts so that they can shed layers between robberies. Try to get a look at anything that won’t change – shoes, scars, tattoos, glasses, markings.

Always be sure to report crimes, even car break-ins! It sounds obvious, but many people don’t do it. And if the police don’t have an accurate view of where the crimes are occurring, they cannot correctly assign resources.

Someone asked about reporting crimes or suspicious behavior anonymously. You can do so, but it means the police will have to establish their own probable cause to search someone – ie, they can’t use the anonymous call as the probable cause. So if you feel comfortable giving your name, do, but you don’t have to.

The Balboa Park BART thefts (where people in cars would ask passersby for directions and then steal their phones) have dropped off. They were also happening in the East Bay (same suspect descriptions), and the captain thinks they may have been arrested elsewhere. If that’s correct, they would then also be charged with the SF crimes.

A community member asked about young people loitering on the steps next to the Italian American Social Club in the Excelsior, which has been an ongoing problem. The club has a 25MPC notice (a no-trespassing letter authorizing police to remove people), but the building next door does not, so people have been gathering there and causing problems.

PAL CADET PROGRAM

This is a four-week, five days/week, six hours/day program for students aged 14 to 20 who have an interest in becoming police officers or just learning more about the police. They must reside or go to school in SF, have a 2.0+ GPA, and pass an SFPD background check. The program runs from June 17 to July 12. There is an ongoing volunteering/community service component to the program as well.

They get a taste of what the police academy is like – classroom time, exercise, uniforms, background on law and police powers. The program is targeting the southeast area of SF.

Applications are due by 5pm on April 5. Trivia: both Captain Dave Lazar and former Chief Heather Fong started out as teens in this program. More info and applications can be found here. And here’s an SFGate article on the program.

NEXT MEETING AT INGLESIDE STATION: Tuesday, March 19, 7pm.

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

Bernal Neighbor Involved in Kinky Castro District Car Accident

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Our friends over at SFist are running with a story about a strange fender-bender that happened today in the Castro District, resulting in the photo you see above. A Mini Cooper hit a Prius, and somehow the Mini ended up mounting the Prius from behind:

Meanwhile, Bernalwood has learned that the unfortunate owner of the Prius is a Citizen of Bernal Heights. Here’s how Neighbor David describes what happened:

We were dropping our daughter off at Castro MUNI this am, but the Mini rode up the side as we were about to, uhm, well … pull out.

Oh my.

PHOTO: via SFist

Caltrain “Ad Wrap” Filter Generates Freaky View of Bernal Hill

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It was a beautiful morning today, with bright blue skies shimmering over Bernal Heights.

I caught this view about an hour ago, through the window of a southbound Caltrain which was “wrapped” from end-to-end with an advertisement for a popular smartphone.

In practical terms, this is Caltrain’s version of a photo filter, and its effect on my view of Bernal Hill was oddly pleasant.

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

Bernal Designer Creates Fabulously Cool Folding Lamp That Looks Like a Book

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Neighbor Max lives on Folsom near Eugenia. He tells Bernalwood that he left his corporate job about a month ago to work on a lighting project he invented. It’s called Lumio, and it’s totally spiffy:

Three days ago Max launched a $60,000 fundraising drive on the Kickstarter to begin production. Now — get this! — he’s already blown through that goal, with a colossal $111K pledged. Wow. (Engadget FTW!)

Go Max, Go! Bernalwood gives you a neighborly high-five, and we can’t wait to buy one on Cortland.

PHOTO: Neighbor Max with a Lumio

Absurd Hummer Limo Creates Stretched Drama on Montcalm

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There was some noveau riche excitement on Montcalm at Peralta this morning, as a limo driver made a foolish mistake by trying to navigate the narrow streets of Bernal Heights in a ridiculously long stretched Hummer.

As Neighbor Gareth reports, things got really testy once a garbage truck showed up… and got trapped behind the silly stuck limo:

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In other news: Happy Valentine’s Day!

UPDATE: Neighbor Barbara has the backstory… and the romantic happy ending:

The limo was picking up a Bernal born and bred bride and her groom and their families. They were off to City hall for their romantic Valentines Day wedding when the limo drama ensued. Sweet story–they made it to City hall on time . . .

Yay! Congratulations to the new Bernalweds!

PHOTOS: Top, Neighbor Anthony. Below, Neighbor Gareth