Lost and Found: Did You Lose a Big Wad of Cash Yesterday?

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Say, did you happen to misplace some cash in Bernal Heights yesterday? Because a very kind Bernal neighbor found a big chunk of money that she wants to return to its owner:

I found some money near a playground in Bernal. It’s a considerable sum, and it would be great to find the rightful owner. Based on the way it was folded, it looks like it may have fallen out of someone’s pocket. I do want it to go to the rightful owner, so anyone interested in claiming it would need to name the playground it was near, the approximate amount, and the time it could have been lost by the playground.

There you have it. If you think this money may have been yours, email bernalwood AT gmail DOTCOM and describe where you think you lost it, how much money you lost, and when you think you lost it.

Bernalwood will forward all responses to the good samaritan who seeks to return it.

PHOTO: Freshly printed bills by Yakpimp on Flickr

The Bauer Swoons for The Palace (and We Should Quickly Make Reservations)

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The Palace is the name of the steak restaurant at the corner of Mission and Cesar Chavez that was briefly known as The Palace Steak & Pizza after it spent several decades as The Palace Family Steak House. Yet the name game is perhaps the least confusing thing about The Palace, which reopened under chef Manny Torres Gimenez in June.

For one, The Palace discourages walk-ins; diners are encouraged to make reservations by texting 415-666-5218.

Also, the Palace has an a la carte menu, but the focus is on are prix fixe dinners at $50 per person.

And most confusing at all is the fact that even though it still looks like the kind of greasy-spoon where Whitey Bulger would go to plot his next mob hit, The Palace now serves the kind of food that makes SF Chronicle food critic Michael Bauer swoon.

Here’s what The Bauer had to say about The Palace yesterday:

Earlier this year [Chef Manny] took over the Palace Steakhouse. Since he and his wife, Katrina De Porres, who handles the front of the house, have no investors, they did it all on their own. The interior is slightly more upscale, but there’s still paper napkins, bare tables and chairs that look like they came from a hospital lobby.

He invested most of his money in rebuilding the kitchen — putting in a rotisserie so he could roast whole animals, adding a French flat-top stove and buying equipment so he could produce better food. Now he creates a five-course savory menu for $50, as you can see in the photos above.

It doesn’t matter that the surroundings are little better than a diner; he’s now cooking food that he loves and would be at home at places like Michael Mina and Gary Danko.

With money running low, he had to open, so he still doesn’t have his liquor license. He hopes that if this venture is successful he will be able to close temporarily in January, blow out the ceiling, redo the interior and improve the dining experience.

He’s taking baby steps, but his passion for cooking shows on every plate.

Your Bernalwood editor feels like he has seen this movie before. We remember going to Mission Chinese Food quite frequently when it was just a bizarre hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurant inside a hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurant, with a clever young chef named Danny Bowien who was cranking out mind-expanding Szechuan-ish cuisine at reasonable prices. Then this happened, and this happened, and this happened, and now Mission Chinese Food has ridiculous lines out the door every night of the week… which makes us incredibly happy for Danny Bowien, but very sad for our spicy Chinese food cravings. (Take-out, FTW!)

So while your Bernalwood editor has not yet dined at The Palace, it now comes highly recommended by both The Bauer and Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable, which is about as broad a spectrum of endorsements as one could possibly hope to get.

It also means that since The Palace sits at the foot of Bernal Heights, we should all check it out now, and as soon as possible, while we still can… before it gets so crowded in the future that no one goes there anymore.

Oh, and don’t forget to listen to the still-classic Palace Family Steak House theme song:

PHOTOS: Top, Telstar Logistics. Below, Chicharron at The Palace by John Storey, SF Chronicle

Is This the Bernal Heights of Tokyo?

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Nate Hill is traveling in Japan, where he says he has stumbled upon a Bernal-like neighborhood just south of Tokyo, near the Kikuna train station:

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I’m a confessed Tokyophile, but I don’t have any insight as to what’s the most Bernal-like part of greater Tokyo. So if anyone dissents from the above, or has a better proposal for the “Bernal Heights of Tokyo,” please chime in.

Regardless, my expectation is that the Bernal Heights of Tokyo will have inferior hilltops but superior ramen.

Photos of Cortland Avenue from A to Z

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In the realm of unsolicited creative awesomeness, your Bernalwood editor was thrilled to find this little gift waiting for me in the Bernalwood Pool on Flickr.

Flickr user bmeabroad has compiled a very sweet collection of 26 photos called “Cortland from A – Z.”

It’s terrific. And it teaches us that…

“J is for Jasmine”…
J is for Jasmine

“K is for King”…
K is for King

“N is for No Parking” (of course)…
N is for No Parking Tenants Only

“U is for Under Construction”…
U is for Under Construction

“W is for Waffle”…
W is for Waffle

… you get the idea.

Its wonderful. It’s cute. It wants to be a children’s book. Enjoy!

ALL PHOTOS: bmeabroad on Flickr 

TONIGHT: Tasty Alemany Night Market Returns to Benefit La Cocina

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Last year’s Night Market street food festival at the Alemany Farmer’s Market site was a lot of fun — so much so that at the time we declared we really should do things like that more often.

Well, it’s one year later, and the street food festival is happening again. Tonight!! August 16!! From 6pm to 10pm! And just like last time, the delicious Alemany Night Market is a benefit for the deliciously fantastic La Cocina incubator for food entrepreneurs:

You are walking through vibrant streets with the smells of food and the sounds of people making that food. Everywhere around you are people, sitting, talking, sharing over steaming bowls of laksa, pozole, or ramen. A couple on a corner leans into a plate of tacos, takoyaki, or brisket.

You could be anywhere, or everywhere, in the world. Instead, you are at La Cocina’s 2nd Annual San Francisco Night Market. It is August 16th, 2013, and you are at Alemany Farmer’s Market, one of San Francisco’s oldest landmarks. There is music, food, games from around the world, and, most importantly, wonderful people. It is San Francisco, of course, so it can be cold. But fear not: you have blankets and heat lamps. You are happy.

Join our La Cocina entrepreneurs and guest celebrity chefs who are collaborating to make delicious dishes from all over the world. This event is a benefit for La Cocina, a non-profit incubator kitchen, that you can learn more about here. Entrance is a $35 donation, and all food and drink is priced under $10.

Bernalwood’s sources in the foodie underground tell us that the selection this year will be excellent — and (PRO TIP!!!) especially the yakitori.

Get your tickets right here. Also (shhhhhhhhh!) Neighbor Arno from BernalBucks set up a deal so you can get $10 off your tickets if you use the “bernalbucks” promo code. Because you’re a local. Which has its privileges.

See you tonight.

PHOTOS: Telstar Logistics

How to Buy an Affordable House in Bernal Heights

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Suhl Chin and Bobbi Levenson are longtime Bernal residents, and both are realtors with Zephyr Real Estate. Neighbors Suhl and Bobbi recently approached Bernalwood to see if there was anything they could write for us, so we asked for some practical tips aimed at wannabe homebuyers searching for affordable properties in Bernal Heights.

Here’s what they suggest:

Frustrated by the “white hot market” in Bernal?  Here are 10 ways to find more affordable houses in Bernal Heights– even if you’re not a tech millionaire.

1. Look for houses that have been sitting on the market for a while.  These may be few and far between, but if you find one that appeals to you then it’s possible to come in at a lower price than listed.  Many of the houses that sit are overpriced and that is why they are sitting.  Be bold and come in under asking instead of waiting for the price reduction.
2. Find properties with tenants.  The costs associated with an owner move-in deters many Buyers from offering on these properties.
3. Search for properties that have “fallen out of escrow.” Sometimes, these “back on the market” properties don’t have a set offer date and take offers as they come because owners want to get back in contract as quickly as possible.
4. Be flexible about the neighborhood.  Consider properties not in the center of the neighborhood. Look for properties on the outskirts.
5. Be willing to be in Back-Up position at a lower price than the accepted offer price.
6. Bank-owned properties (REOs) and short sales are good alternatives to avoid the multiple-offer scenario.  Although not as prevalent as during the recession, there are still a few out there.
7. Write a personal letter to submit with the offer and attach photos of your cute child, dog, sweetie, and yourself.   Hokey as it sounds, the personal touch has been known to work.
8. Get full approval from a lender or mortgage broker.  This makes for a stronger offer and possibly a quicker close of escrow.
9. Do your inspections prior to writing the offer so that you can write an offer without an inspection contingency.
10. Don’t pay too much attention to the list price.  Some agents price properties absurdly low in order to get people in the door.  You need to figure out the fair market value of the property, regardless of list price.

Most importantly, don’t get discouraged!  It’s a tough market, but be patient, try to make it fun and stay the course.  And remember, what goes up must come down.  It’s not going to be a white hot market forever!

Great suggestions, all. I’d add two more tips, based entirely on my own Bernal home-buying experience:

11. Tell everyone you know that you want to buy in Bernal. Someone you know may know someone who has a friend who has a cousin whose uncle just died, and the family wants to liquidate the uncle’s Bernal estate ASAP. (My former landlord tipped me off to the house I now own; he was friends with the seller, who needed to sell quickly to cover some medical expenses. I was able to make an offer on my house before it came on the market.)
12. Look for the fixer-uppers. The more fixy-uppy, the better. Techies may have money, but few have time — and it takes time and attention to upgrade a crapbox house. My house, for example, was positively squalid inside. It included a Bathroom of Horror, but photos really can’t capture how bad it smelled. Renovations are costly and stressful, but so is the commute from Pleasanton.

A Brief History of How Cesar Chavez/Army Street Became So Damn Awful in the First Place

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The photo above (Thanks Mark!) shows a view of Cesar Chavez Boulevard looking west from Folsom in 2008, a few years before the current/ongoing sewer and streetscape improvement project got underway. As you can see, it is very unlovely.

In the comments to Monday’s item about the removal of the ugly-ass, freeway-style road sign across Cesar Chavez Boulevard, Neighbor Andy was prompted to wonder how Cesar Chavez Boulevard became so awful and so highway-like in the first place.

The short explanation is simple: Cesar Chavez — formerly Army Street — WAS designed to be a highway. Sort of. The wide thoroughfare as we now know it was carved out in the 1930s and 1940s, with the intention of using the road as a major east-west route to carry automobile traffic, first to the US101 Bayshore Freeway (which was built in the early 1950s), and eventually to the Southern Crossing, a second transbay bridge that was planned to terminate in the area around Army/Chavez and Third Street.

Wait. A second transbay bridge??? At the foot of Army/Chavez?? WHAT??!!

Follow along as we take a quick survey of Army Street history, give-or take a few years here and there:

1859: Here, Precita Creek runs unfettered down the present-day Cesar Chavez Boulevard corridor, providing a primary route for water drainage for the eastern slopes of Twin Peaks. It also functions as a sewer. Present-day Precita Avenue shadows the route of the former Precita Creek. Army Street not created yet, but Navy Street ran parallel:

1888: Precita Creek still a creek. Army street is a jankey east-west road that runs alongside it:

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Circa 1900: Precita creek channeled underground, Army street built on top

1931: Check out this amazing view of Army Street, looking west from Harrison, when it was a relatively normal San Francisco City Street (with a streetcar line!). That’s Le Conte Elementary School (now, Leonard Flynn) on the left, with the St. Anthony’s church steeple behind it. The church burned in the 1970s.

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1936 and 1937: Bay Bridge and Golden Gate Bridge open to traffic.

Late 1930s: Army Street widened from a normal 4-lane city street to an 8-lane surface throroughfare. This is why many of the houses on the street are so close to the curb, with no front yards. Eminent domain is a bitch.

1940: View west on Army at Harrison again, showing both widened and unwidened portions. The caption on this photo hopes “the city soon may have the money to finish the widening.” Good times.

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1940s: Flush with bridge-building ardor and postwar can-do, Southern Crossing bridge proposed.

1947: Here’s a view looking south from Potrero Avenue at the Army Street intersection. That’s Bernal Heights in the top right, with the stairs leading up to Holladay. The US101 freeway was built here 10 years later.

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1948: A Southern Crossing was envisioned as part of an urban freeway network that would have encircled Bernal Heights in a maze of concrete viaducts, including one that followed Mission Street:

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This scenario is so grim that we must zoom and enhance to see how bleak it really was (while also admiring the map’s realistic attention to geographic detail). Note the Army Street interchange on the proposed Mission Freeway, at the western end of Precita Avenue. Oh my:

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1948: Here’s another view of the City’s proposed freeway network, showing more clearly how Army Street would have played an important role as an east-west artery to the Southern Crossing (and how thoroughly all of this would have sucked for Bernal Heights):

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1949: California Department of Public Works map shows the Southern Crossing linked to the Bayshore Freeway via a dedicated highway, with Army Street feeding southwestern San Francisco

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Check out the Army Street detail:

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1950: Shortly before US101/Bayshore Freeway construction begins, aerial view shows the now-complete Army Street widening, and the undeveloped approach to the proposed Southern Crossing:

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1953: Army Street, shown from street-level at South Van Ness, a few years after the Army Street widening was completed. Notice how then-and-now photos reveal that today’s nasty-ass Army St. streetscape design is basically unchanged from this time:

Then and Now: South Van Ness at Army Street, 1953

1950s: US101 converted from Potrero Avenue/Bayshore Blvd. routing to the elevated limited-access freeway. A roundabout under the Freeway connects Army, Potrero, and Bayshore.

1960s-1970s: I-280 constructed in San Francisco

1968: Steve McQueen begins iconic “Bullitt” car chase on Army Street at Bryant in Bernal Heights. Location looks just as unpretty then as it does today.

1970: San Francisco Chronicle declares “Southern Crossing Should Be Built,” arguing in favor of a “missing link the Bay Area’s traffic system” that would carry 36 percent of all transbay traffic to San Francisco, diverting 45,000 vehicles a day from downtown.

1971: Even after most other San Francisco freeway projects have been abandoned, California Freeway Planning Map still shows proposed Southern Crossing:

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1972: Sierra Club freaks out over proposed Southern Crossing. Voters reject a bond measure to build a Southern Crossing bridge terminating in Hunter’s Point.

1973: Army Street/US 101 Spaghetti Bowl interchange built, replacing the roundabout that previously linked Army with Potrero Ave. and Bayshore Blvd. The new interchange was intended in part to serve traffic coming from and going to a future Southern Crossing:

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Late-1980s: No means no. Another proposal to build a Southern Crossing dies amid widespread opposition from environmentalists.

1995: Amid much grumbling, Army Street renamed Cesar Chavez.

1995-2010: Southern Crossing proposals basically dead in the water, although Diane Feinstein advocated the idea yet again in 2000. Cesar Chavez Boulevard remains very ugly.

2012: Big, sexy new sewer main installed under Cesar Chavez:

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2013: Work begins on Cesar Chavez Streetscape improvements intended to strike a better balance between cars, pedestrians, bikes, and adjacent neighbors (not necessarily in that order). When finished, the basic configuration will look something like this:

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So there you have it.

Looking back on the last 80 or so years, the unifying thread in Army/Chavez history is that, first and foremost, the street was intended to serve as a high-volume route within a regional transportation plan that envisioned freeways and a future transbay bridge as its core elements. Like Precita Creek that runs underneath it, Army/Chavez was designed to carry traffic flowing from Twin Peaks eastward toward the shoreline of the Bay.

In that sense, the conspicuous ugliness of Army/Chavez is simply part of its function, because it was designed serve as a backbone of a car-centric vision of what San Francisco’s future required.

For a whole host of reasons, that’s not quite how the future turned out. So now — at last! — Cesar Chavez is being reimagined around a different vision for a different kind of future; a future in which Chavez continues to serve as an important artery, while also doing more to serve the neighbors who use it and live near it.

Of course, that may or may not be how the future actually turns out. So check back with again us in 80 years for another retrospective.

UPDATE: Let the bonus photos begin!!

Neighbor Joel dug into his photos archives and pulled up some more Army Street gems.

Here’s a view of Army Street during the street widening, circa 1940. Looks to me like Army at Harrison, shortly after the properties on the north side of Army were condemned and removed. (This block then became a rather notorious public housing project.) I believe the building visible just to the left and behind the (now-demolished) school-like building is the northwest corner of Army and Shotwell; that’s the same garage workshop space that’s now home to John’s Jaguar Repair:

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Google Street View confirms the location; notice the two houses on the far right:

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Neighbor Joel also sent a clean aerial shot of the Army-Potrero-Bayshore roundabout under the 101 freeway, probably sometime during the 1960s.

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Fire! Another Blaze Burns East Side of Bernal Hill

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At sunset last night, a small brush fire singed the eastern tip of Bernal Hill.

It was the second blaze on the hill in as many months, following a small brush fire in the same general area that broke out last July 4, just after the annual fireworks show.

Bernalwood Contributor Joe Thomas lives near last night’s fire zone, and he swung into action  when he saw the flames, transforming himself into a one-man Bernalwood Action News satellite truck.

In addition to taking the photos you see above,  Joe also filed this report:

I started smelling smoke around 7:30 and went outside to see what was burning (hopefully not anybody’s house). A neighbor heading the other way said the hill was on fire, and sure enough, it was. The fire was next to the patch that burned on July 4th, and extended to the south and uphill. As I arrived, a city vehicle went by, followed quickly by two fire engines. I overheard a neighbor (who was holding a small fire extinguisher) say to one of the firemen “We did what we could with this little fire extinguisher.”

The SFFD quickly extinguished the flames, leaving  a newly charred patch of hill for the rest of us as an unfortunate souvenir.

Of course, what’s an Action (action… action…) News (news… news…) team  without some dramatic video? Joe got that too (even without the fancy satellite truck):

PHOTOS AND VIDEO: Joe Thomas. GRAPHIC: Bernal via Google Earth

SFPD Makes Arrests in Big Bernal Heights Ecstasy Bust

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Life in Bernal Heights is generally rather blissful. It’s a kind of ecstasy, all unto itself.

But Neighbor Benjamin and Neighbor Steve  got into some trouble with the San Francisco Police over the weekend for keeping 60 pounds of chemical ecstasy in their Mission Street apartment. Oops!

MissionLocal details the bust:

San Francisco police seized nearly 60 pounds of MDMA, a drug more commonly called ecstasy, in an apartment on Mission Street near 29th Street Sunday. Two men, one identified as 31-year-old Steven Terrell and the other as 36-year-old Benjamin Hagerl, were arrested in connection with the drugs.

Police said that at about 9 a.m. Sunday, a resident called and said that a man was trying to get inside an apartment unit in the 3300 block of Mission Street. When the resident refused to let the man in, the suspect broke one of the apartment windows and left a trail of blood.

When police arrived, they found a fresh trail of blood and followed it to a second-floor apartment. After they knocked on the door, a man with blood on his hand and pants answered.

While talking to the man, whom officers later identified as the burglary suspect, police noticed several narcotic packages on the floor. They also saw that a second man was inside the apartment.

They detained both men and served them a search warrant. The search led to the discovery of 23 kilograms of MDMA in the form of powder and 4.5 kilograms in the form of pills.

CBS-SF adds that the arrest was was one of the biggest drug busts in SFPD history.

PHOTO: Benjamin Hagerl (left) and Steven Terrell (right)

Little Bee Bake Shop Seeks Crowdsourced Funds for September Opening

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Neighbor Stacie is on target to open her Little Bee Bake Shop in the location of the former Rock Candy Snack Shop on Cortland, with a September launch date on the calendar and a crowdsourced fund drive underway via Indiegogo:

Little Bee Baking is the Bernal Heights based baking company started by Stacie Pierce, former pastry chef of Chez Panisse Restaurant in Berkeley, CA.  Since starting in January 2013, Little Bee quickly outgrew its home kitchen and when a shop became available just blocks from home, it was decided that Little Bee should take a leap of faith and sign a lease.

My vision for Little Bee’s shop is that of a family friendly bake shop where everything is made in house with locally sourced and organic ingredients. It will be a place for neighbors to come to enjoy a slice of fruit tart or cake, ice cream, or cookies. The shop will also offer cakes and desserts for birthdays and other special occasions, as well as take home and bake items such as cookie dough and buttery tart dough.

Since this neighborhood has been our home for almost 10 years and is now where we are choosing to raise our daughter, it is very exciting and important for me to have this chance to expand my role as a part of the Bernal Heights community. I intend the shop to contribute to the vibrancy of Cortland Avenue and to grow with the neighborhood.

What Little Bee Needs & How the Money Will Be Spent

Little Bee is starting with a small amount of equipment inherited from the current shop, however in order to fulfill its intended vision there are some additional pieces that are needed to make this a truly successful venture. If we reach our goal, the money will be invested directly into new and improved lighting, tiling, flooring, bathroom and electrical updates, as well as new equipment for the shop. If all goes as planned, we are shooting for the shop to be open in September just after Labor Day.

With 7 days remaining, as of this writing Little Bee has raised $6400 on the way toward its $25,000 goal.

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Drone Video Filmed Over Bernal Hill Lets You Experience the View Like Local Avian Wildlife

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Nathan Shipley just earned his wings with the Bernalwood Air Force.

Specificially, Nathan just established his credentials to lead the BAF’s Division of Drone Cinematography and Surveillance (BAFDoDCaS), and he did so in fashionable style by sharing some amazing footage he filmed over Bernal Hill while piloting a radio-controlled camera-copter:

Thought I’d share a quick video I shot over Bernal last week with my quadcopter drone. I was out shooting again this morning for the Bernal Heights Outdoor Cinema intro credits, and someone I met suggested I get in touch.

We’re glad he did, because this footage is gorgeous. Now we know what it feels like to be one of those red-tailed hawks we jealously admire gliding overhead:

Ugly-Ass Roadsign Across Cesar Chavez Removed (At Last!)

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A milestone of sorts was reached recently as part of the ongoing (and steadily advancing) Cesar Chavez Boulevard streetscape improvement project. Actually, a milestone was removed. Which is also kind of a milestone unto itself. The milestone of the removal of a milestone, that is. Or something.

Anyway, Neighbor Lynn wrote to say that the very old, very ugly freeway onramp directional sign that spanned Cesar Chavez eastbound near Hampshire Street was unceremoniously removed late last week, under the cover of darkness:

We have lived on Hampshire Street for twenty-five years. At about 2 a.m. on Aug. 9, workers took out the eyesore sign that bridged Cesar Chavez. My wife, Margo, shot these photos with her iPhone. It shows guys on ladders cutting the steel posts with acetylene torches. In the background is the giant crane that soon would grab the sign and lower to it the pavement.

… and good riddance.

PHOTOS: Neighbors Lynn and Margo