There comes a point in every Bay Area economic boom where housing is scarce and rents are through the roof when some jokester comments about renting out the garage, or the doghouse, or a tent in the yard for an absurd amount of money. (Although, turns out, the tent in the yard is real.)
Citizens of Bernalwood, we have reached that moment. Neighbor Robert shared this photo of a birdhouse he spotted on Precita.
For Rent!! LOLZ!! But wait… it’s a trend!
Neighbor Valerie spotted two more birdhouses on offer around Coleridge:
But here’s the thing: Market forces tell us that $3000 a month is actually a ridiculous amount of money to pay for a birdhouse, because Neighbor Robert also spotted a very innnnnnnnnteresting property listing in The Mission.
It’s an entire studio apartment, and it could be yours for just $2500:
What a bargain!
PHOTOS: Robert Weiner