Neighbor Ashley is morbidly entertained by a new Craigslist rental listing in Bernal Heights:
I wish there were a good portmanteau for when something is very fun and very sad at the same time. If there were, I would use it to describe this posting.
Yes, this is a listing for somebody’s 200 square-foot, half-finished utility room, with a stove and a bed for $1400 a month.
Thank *God* for the bit about the hot tub. That part pushes it into the comedic zone for me.
For the benefit of future historians, here’s a snapshot of the full post: