Make Your House More Glamorous With a New Tree Out Front

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You know what you need? You need a tree in front of your house. Actually, what you really really need someone to come to your house and plant a tree for you!

The green thumbs at Friends of the Urban Forest will do just that, but to get in on the deal, you have to fill out two forms and submit them by May 7.

FUF’s Phil Pierce tells Bernalwood:

I am the outreach coordinator at Friends of the Urban Forest and we are preparing for our upcoming community planting in Bernal Heights.

It is scheduled for June 8th and will cover both sides of the hill. Our goal is to plant 50 trees on June 8th and would love your help in spreading the word to interested residents and businesses. So far we have around 25 commitments and a week left to get all the forms in from people who want in.

Get in! The forms you need are right here. Additional details are below:

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Three of “San Francisco’s Quirkiest Homes” Found in Bernal Heights

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Have you heard of the San Francisco Chronicle? We hear they print a newspaper. Yet just like Bernalwood, they also have a website, and on that website they published an article yesterday that lists “10 of San Francisco’s quirkiest homes.”

This angle plays well to our neighborhood’s innate disposition, which may explain why three of the 10 quirky houses are located in Bernal Heights. Of course, Bernalwood has written about each of them in months past. Bernal’s three contributions to the Chron’s oddball residential round-up are:

1) “The International Orange House” 

2) “The Chalkboard Garage House”

3) “The Yoga House”

… because we’re quirky like that.

PHOTOS: Bernalwood

“Failed Parking Attempt” Is Actually Aftermath of Possible Drunk-Driver Accident

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Neighbor Mason captured these photos this morning on Franconia where it turns into Esmeralda; they document what may be the the most unsuccessful parking effort ever seen on the upper reaches of Bernal Heights.

Neighbor Mason has a more elaborate theory:

Ken Block spent the night in Bernal, and resorted to some gymkhana inspired parking techniques.

That can’t be, however, because Ken Block would have pulled it off successfully.

In fact, it looks like the parked car may have been hit by another passing vehicle, which is actually rather sad.

UPDATE: It was indeed an accident, and confirmed as sad. Neighbor Benjamin writes to say it was a bad one:

The car was indeed hit by another car at about 7:45 PM last night.  I didn’t witness the accident, although I heard it – loud crash.  I took the attached photo a few minutes after the accident. The driver appeared hurt, though I don’t know how badly.  I waited until the police arrived.

Neighbor Di adds more detail in the comments:

Actually, a young man (21 years old) was completely intoxicated and drove up Franconia at a high rate of speed, did not negotiate the curve, hit this poor Mazda, then slammed his own car into the curb on the corner.  He tried to run away because he was so drunk, he couldn’t even stand up.  Thankfully, several neighbors ran to help me keep the guy lying on the ground until police and paramedics arrived.  He is in big trouble, that one.

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PHOTOS: Neighbor Mason (top) and Neighbor Benjamin (below)

Summeresque Weather Inspires Early-Morning Photographers on Bernal Hill

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Spring has arrived in Bernal Heights, which really means that quasi-summer has arrived in Bernal Heights, since the weather we get during the calendar months of summer tends to be far less warm, less clear, and less glorious than what we’re experiencing now.

To celebrate the faux-season, three vigorous explorers went for walks on Bernal Hill this morning, during which they captured the soul-warming photos shown here.

Savor the day!

PHOTOS: From top via the Instagram, @tristan, @littlemisosoup, @chuck_b

Your Bernal Heights Crime Report for April 2013: Cars and Cellphones Are Crime Magnets, and Let’s Meet a City Code Enforcement Attorney

These have been difficult days for the automobiles of Bernal Heights (and the citizens who love them). On Twitter and various neighborhood mailing lists, your neighbors have been emitting electronic shrieks of despair at the number of smashed car windows seen in Bernal Heights, particularly on the northern and eastern slopes.

Rest assured, this is not just perception; it’s a statistical reality, as Neighbor Sarah, Bernalwood’s valiant liaison to the SFPD’s Indleside Station, documents here in her monthly crime summary. As always, Ye Citizens of Bernalwood are strongly strongly strongly encouraged to read Neighbor Sarah’s report in its entirety, because the information you will learn here could save you much heartache and many hundreds of dollars later.

Notes from SFPD Ingleside Station Community Meeting, 4/16/13

Captain Tim Falvey presided.

CRIME STATS FOR Q1 2013:

Big increase vs. 2012, led by cell phone robberies.

In Q1, 57% of robberies had a cell phone involved. In 25% of robberies, a cell phone was the ONLY thing taken. 34% of robberies involve iPhones specifically.

iPhones remain easy to resell and convert into cash. Carrying an iPhone 5 in the open is like visibly carrying $300 cash.

The police have focused their resources on the areas where there are the most robberies, often transit hubs.

Robbery arrests are up 100% vs. the same period in 2012.

Burglaries are up 20%, and burglary arrests are up 156%. The first quarter saw a trend of burglars getting into the house via stolen garage-door openers. Do NOT leave these in your car, ever. Your car also contains your registration papers, which have your address on them.

Car thefts are up 10%. 47% of cars stolen in the district are pre-2001 Hondas and Acuras because shaved keys work in the ignition. Consider getting your ignition re-keyed ($150-200) or at least use a club-like device. Even better are the newer ones that go around the gas pedal. Post-2001 Hondas are only 4% of stolen cars – Honda changed the lock system in 2001. Most thieves are joyriding and will just move on to the next car if yours is made a bit more difficult to break into. If all the cars in a neighborhood are difficult, they will move on to another neighborhood.

The same thing goes for auto break-ins. They are up quite a bit. Much of it is scavenging in cars because enough people are leaving computers, garage-door openers, etc. in their cars to make this sort of fishing worthwhile to the thieves. One major area for car break-ins has been Precita Park and up the hill (east slope of Bernal), and police have been directing resources there. Also many car break-ins in the Excelsior.

Reminder: call the police if you see someone breaking into cars, even if it is not your car! One officer had two different people in the Precita area tell him that they had seen someone breaking into cars but hadn’t called it in because it wasn’t their car being broken into. In general, if you see something going on and aren’t sure if it’s a crime or not, call the police and let them sort it out.

Robberies are down in the first half of April (8 total). Over past five months, 64% of robberies have occurred in the second half of the month. Police are not sure why.

GUEST SPEAKER: JENNIFER CHOI DEPUTY CITY ATTORNEY of Code Enforcement for the Ingleside and Southern Police Districts. (Jennifer.Choi@sfgov.org)

There are 150 attorneys in the office, led by Dennis Herrera. One or more attorneys are assigned to every city agency. She is one of the attorneys focused on Code Enforcement.

The District Attorney’s office deals with criminal law; the City Attorney deals with civil codes. Another way to think of it is DA prosecutions can result in jail. City Attorney lawsuits can result in money being paid. Some people are more afraid of losing money than they are of being sentenced to jail time.

The goal of Code Enforcement is to “abate public nuisances.” What is a public nuisance? There’s a spectrum, but it involves violations of the various city codes – public health, fire, building, planning, etc. Almost every neighborhood has at least one major “problem house” – there may be criminal activity occurring, but it’s hard for the police to catch it in progress, and so the City Attorney can often help if there are also code violations occurring (which there often are).

Most complaints referred to the City Attorney on a day-to-day basis can be solved by referring each to the proper agency. For example, a badly overgrown yard would be referred to the Department of Public Health for follow-up. Peeling lead paint could be referred to DPH or the Department of Building Inspections.

Sometimes – maybe 5% of the time – the property owner will not fix whatever the problem is. The issue would then be referred back to the City Attorney, which can issue citations/fines or even sue the property owner. As with criminal cases, EVIDENCE is very important – the City Attorney has to have a paper trail to present in order to sue. You have to “start generating paper” on a problem property. This means complaints to the police or relevant agencies. The City Attorney “is only as good as the evidence.”

Typically, the situations that result in lawsuits are severe. I’m not going to list all of the addresses that came up in the meeting here (in case that would jeopardize any criminal investigations or lawsuits), but I’ll share some qualitative examples from the meeting.

One that I can share is 277 Arlington, which is in Glen Park. It was a single-family residence that had been illegally converted into four units and was occupied by squatters. The property had been foreclosed upon and was owned by a bank that was doing nothing to maintain it. Neighbors reported problems with drug dealing, drug use, and related activity. The City Attorney compiled a great deal of evidence (on, among other things, the number of times the police had to visit the property), and they threatened to sue. The bank acquiesced and sued each of the “tenants” to get them out.

Several people at the meeting knew about a blighted house in the Crocker-Amazon area. Ms. Choi agreed that it was one of the worst examples of blight in the city. The house is unoccupied, boarded up, and often covered in graffiti. (I looked it up on Google Street View and can confirm that it is really something to behold.) The issue is apparently that DBI keeps issuing permits for the owner to do the work required to bring it up to code, but then the owner never does the work. The permit expires, and the owner gets a new permit from DBI. The City Attorney is trying to get DBI to stop issuing permits if the work is never performed because they cannot sue until the owner is in violation. This has been going on for years.

There are other houses the City Attorney is working on in the Ingleside, including one in Bernal Heights. The problems with these houses include operating as an illegal SRO hotel (one small house seems to have 17+ people living in it), severe hoarding/cluttering, illegal work or failure to do work on unsafe structures, and more.

Individuals can also be sued for being public nuisances, though this is rare. One case they almost brought was a man in the Bayview who deliberately bothered his neighbors by placing massive speakers outside and blaring music at them. Just before the lawsuit was to be filed, he was arrested on a criminal charge for something else.

The City Attorney has also worked on closing down smoke shops that were selling crack pipes, gang injunctions to prevent known, active gang members (she again emphasized the need to compile lots of evidence) from associating with one another in a given territory, and drug abatement actions (suing property owners and tenants for operating a “house of drugs” – in the Tenderloin, they sued two stores that were harboring drug dealers). They also got a big settlement out of a payday-loan company.

Finally, she brought up the City Attorney’s new smartphone app, Up2Code. This allows users to submit complaints about code violations, as well as upload photos of the violations, from their phones. Ms. Choi said that the Ingleside District is the most active so far and that the City Attorney’s office has been “inundated.”

I have downloaded the app, and it’s a very good app and easy to use – almost too easy. For example, you could envision neighbors (or anyone who might have a resentment toward someone else) submitting one complaint after another to harass someone. I asked her how they triage the more important complaints from the more minor ones, as well as how they avoid getting involved in interpersonal disputes. She said they do usually get to the bottom of it, and it sometimes happened anyway with the old-fashioned complaint hotline. Their hope is that the app will get people who wouldn’t otherwise submit reports to do so.

Since the meeting, I have done an informal and totally unscientific study of the complaints submitted to Up2Code (which you can view from the website). The majority of complaints seem to be things that I would characterize as 311 complaints – graffiti and dumping. So, thus far, it doesn’t seem as if people are anonymously informing on their neighbors for every possible code violation, so perhaps this concern is unfounded (though perhaps the concern should be that the City Attorney is spending time on 311 issues). I’d love to hear what the community thinks. Is it exciting that a city agency has adopted user-friendly technology? Or is it a worrisome embrace of the same Internet anonymity that makes the comments sections of blogs, articles, etc. so hateful? Discuss.

GUEST SPEAKERS:

Mike Kenna and Dan Kling from Recology

You get two free Recycle My Junk pickups per year – call 330-1300 to schedule them (they’ll usually happen within a few days after your call, except just after Christmas, when they need more time to schedule since many trucks are booked for picking up Christmas trees). You can also call them to pick up abandoned junk.

A few questions from the audience –

Do you have to wash out your recyclables? Please wash out – some stuff left inside is OK. Issue is that dripping stuff ruins the recyclable paper.

Where does fabric go? Black bin/landfill.

Where do packing peanuts go? UPS or FedEx stores.

Who gets the compost? Regular giveaways to public, and many Napa vineyards use it.

What do you do with paint cans? If empty (dried paint OK), can put in blue bin. Most paints can be dropped off at Cole Hardware and elsewhere; some types need to be brought to dump (enamel, for instance).

What about kids’ toys? If all hard plastic, OK to recycle. Remove metal rods. Don’t include if there’s electrical, batteries, or other non-plastic parts.

UPCOMING EVENTS:

Next meeting – Tuesday, May 21, 7pm at Ingleside Station.

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Remembering the Great Bernal Heights Gold Rush of 1876

Bernal.Eureka One of the more charming and ridiculous episodes in Bernal Heights history concerns the Great Bernal Heights Gold Rush of 1876. Seriously! There really was a mini-gold boom on Bernal Hill in the late 19th century, and while it lasted barely a month, it generated all the attendant hype and breathless boosterism that was so typical of the era.

Burrito Justice, La Lengua’s rebel spokesblogger, wrote about the Bernal Heights Gold Rush in 2010. Now Evelyn Rose has followed-up with a new post about it on her geekolicious history blog, Tramps of San Francisco:

EUREKA! Gold! Gold in Bernal Heights!

The first land sold in Bernal Heights had been transferred by auction at the real estate offices of H.A. Cobb and R.H. Sinton, 102 Montgomery Street, on July 14, 1860. The property consisted of “4, 5, and 6 acre lots on the ‘Bernal Heights’ … within 15 minutes drive from City Hall … for sale at a very low rate … The lands, for beauty of locality, commanding scenery and fertility of soil, are not surpassed in the county of San Francisco.” In August 1865, another 66 homestead lots were offered in on the “Cobb Tract” of Bernal Heights and buyers were to receive title and a U.S. patent. In 1863, the original St. Mary’s College for boys was established on the Old Mission Road by the first archbishop of San Francisco, the Most Reverend Joseph Sadoc Alemany. The campus would move to Oakland in 1870, and in later years to Moraga where it is found today.

Yet, despite all of the homesteading, it would not be until May 1876 when the first report of an “alleged gold-bearing ledge” on Bernal Heights appeared in a small legal note in the Daily Alta California. One might suspect that the discoverer, Victor Bessayre, secretary of the Cedar Hill Consolidated Mining and Milling Company in Virginia City, Nevada (home office at 120 Sutter Street in San Francisco), had the savvy and know-how to appreciate what he had found. Soon after, a second 1500-foot location was “claimed” by Payot, Upham & Co., publishers, booksellers, and stationers in San Francisco, adjoining the northwestern edge of Bessayre’s claim.

Soon, word of the find became widespread and the masses embarked on a feverish San Franciscan Gold Rush. As told by a Daily Alta California reporter:

“Out Folsom street, over a romantic bridge which spans the creek, the ascent of Bernal Heights is begun. The grade is very steep by this route, and frequent stoppages are made in order to rest and view the landscape, which, by the way, is well worth the struggle. Soon you meet persons returning from the gold region, nearly all bearing away specimens of worthless red rock with some quartz sprinkled through it. Some shout ‘we have a sight,’ others ask ‘got a prospect?’ while others say ‘no need of going further, boys, all the claims are located.’ After half an hour of weary struggling against the wind and stones, and over the short slippery grass, the ascent of the first and smaller hill is accomplished.

“After resting a moment, an unexpected sight greets you. Fully five hundred people, consisting of men of all ages, from the very aged to the beardless youth, women gayly [sic] attired, children sporting about under the lee of the larger hill – which towers 100 feet above – engaged in various occupations. Most of the men are in possession of small hammers, and are busily engaged breaking the rocks in pieces in vain attempts to find the precious metal. The women and children are seated on the rocks, digging and pecking away, expecting a rich find. After walking around and examining a few specimens in the hands of some lucky gold-hunters, you come across some boards stuck up, resembling a real estate sign, but much smaller, on which is nailed a notice that the parties therein named have located 1500 feet, bearing from the site, in such a direction so far, and so on to place of commencement, with all the dips, spurs, etc.

“Some speculative individual, with an eye to business, has started a beer shop, consisting of a rude table, underneath which there is gracefully placed two beer kegs, and on top sundry glasses and a free lunch. A short distance down from the summit of the hill you notice our glorious standard, the ‘Star-Spangled Banner,’ floating in the breeze, and are attracted toward it and find an itinerant peddler, who thinks there is money in it. He has a small stock of fruit and other edibles …

“… On all their faces you can see enlarged eyes and glowing countenances, whether arising from the difficulty in making the ascension, or the expectancy in securing some favorable location which may become a source of profit to them …

“… The better time to make your visit to the gold regions would be in the forenoon, as the wind does not blow and it is clear. As we turn about to make the descent we notice large numbers on the way up the trail, others going down, which would remind you of a large ant-hill, with its little people going back and forth in their daily labors. With streaming eyes and running nasal organs we clutch our hats in one hand and our kerchiefs in the other, and with tears in our eyes, which are hastily wiped away – not caused, don’t think, by regret as to what we are leaving behind – we are forced into a rapid run, caused by the steep grade. We are comically gazed upon by the inhabitants of the Heights, while we in turn wonder at their leaving so much gold undiscovered for so long a time. Once in a while we gain a level place in pause. On reaching the base of the Heights, we meet anxious squads of twos and threes, just commencing the ascent, who anxiously enquire the way to go, and wish to know if we have any specimens. Recrossing the bridge, we once more regain the vicinity of horse-cars, and other conveniences. Almost every car which arrives at the terminus lands some gold-hunter, who makes the trip and returns, weary and hungry.”

Of course, as Burrito Justice pointed out while recalling this same tale, gold had not been discovered on Bernal Hill. Instead, it seems that Victor the Frenchman had found quartz.

Side Note: There seems to be some disagreement on Victor’s proper name. Tramps of San Francisco calls him Victor Bessayre, but Burrito Justice calls him Victor Resayer, and there is an entry for a Victor Ressayer at the same 120 Sutter St. address in the 1876 San Francisco Directory:

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Regardless, the dream of finding precious rock in Bernal Heights proved enticing to the
proto-hipsters of the Mission District, as Tramps of San Francisco goes on to explain:

The Bernal Heights diggings appeared to have become quite a topic in the young City. In June of 1876, part of the advertised weekend amusements at Woodward’s Gardens included acts by Thomas Beavans, the Campanlogian; Mademoiselle Clarissa, the Parisian Velocipedist; Blanchette, the Excelsior Contortionist; and, “An elaborate 20-stamp quartz mill will … be operated on some Bernal Heights ore.”

The news of the diggings reached as far as the southland, as the Los Angeles Herald reported:

“Bernal Heights, the scene of the recent quartz discoveries, was visited on Friday by a large number of people, including many California street men. Several additional claims have been staked out, and work will be commenced on some of them to test the question. The whole neighborhood is in a state of excitement.”

Arguably, that “state of excitement” has endured to the present day. Special thanks to Tramps of San Francisco for granting permission to excerpt here on Bernalwood.

Be Advised: The Woman On Bernal Hill With Her Head in a Bucket of Water Has It Totally Under Control

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Neighbor Sydney from Moultrie Street wishes to reassure all Citizens of Bernalwood that you should not be concerned on Saturday morning if you happen to see a woman dunking her head in a bucket of water on Bernal Hill. It’s all just part of the program:

A friend and colleague of mine from Stanford (we’re both graduate students getting our PhDs – me in Art History, she in Performance studies) is going to be performing an hour-long score in Bernal Heights park this weekend. Here’s the scoop:

Don’t be alarmed on Saturday morning if you see a woman with her head in a bucket of water on the paved road in Bernal Heights Park at around 10 am. Raegan Truax, a NY-based performance artist who relocated to the Bay Area to get her PhD at Stanford, will be performing Weight, an hour-long piece that explores the effects of gravity on and around the body.

Weight is one of 6 scores in a larger durational piece called If This Gets Messy. From Tuesday Apr 23-Sunday Apr 28, Raegan is performing 1 hour-long score per day, culminating in a 28-hour long performance that cycles through these six scores in Piggott Theater on Stanford’s campus, starting at 3pm on Monday Apr 29.

All parts of If This Gets Messy are free and open to the public.

More information on her website.

Thursday: A Community Meeting to Discuss Bernal Infrastructure Projects

A meeting will happen Thursday, April 25 at Leonard Flynn School at 6 pm  to share information about several major infrastructure projects happening in Bernal Heights — including the  Cesar Chavez greenification effort (now that the sewer replacement project is complete):

The San Francisco Department of Public Works (DPW) and the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission (SFPUC) would like to invite you to attend an upcoming community meeting to discuss the ongoing Cesar Chavez Sewer & Streetscape Improvement Project as well as other projects under construction in the Mission and Bernal Heights neighborhoods. We plan to also provide details about additional DPW/PUC led projects that will be “coming soon” to Bernal Heights and the Mission.

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You’ll find lots more detail about the Cesar Chavez project here.

Also, remember: Infrastructure Is Sexy.

PHOTO: Top, artist rendering of proposed Cesar Chavez landscaping

Fire Victims Show Gratitude to Bernal Neighbors via Huge Thank-You Note

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On April 11, there was a residential fire on Holliday. It wasn’t a huge fire — but no such thing as a small one either. Though damage to the home was blessedly modest, the hassles and stresses have been significant for the family that lives there.

Happily, the Citizens of Bernalwood have been doing the neighborly thing by helping the family recover from the blaze, and as you can see, their efforts have been recognized in the form of a giant thank-you note written on the damaged home’s plywood-covered garage.

PHOTO: Neighbor Craig

Bernal Heights Library Seeks Donations for Kids’ Lego Club

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Miss Valerie is the children’s librarian at the Bernal Heights Branch Library, and she wants to expand the library’s Lego Club program. To do that, she’s seeking donations of those magical plastic pieces to add to the club’s collection:

Got Legos!?!  Thinking of clearing out that closet, making a little more room in your basement or  converting that college-bound kid’s room into an office?  Bernal Heights Branch Library has a growing Lego Club and we NEED your old Legos.  The program is held once a month but  we want to have our program occur more frequently – especially during the summer months when we will host several Family Lego Nights. To make this happen we need  MORE LEGOS!!   All donations will become property of the library and will be used for library programs only.

What we need: Lego parts of all sizes and shapes, motors, gears, axles and battery packs – all things LEGO!

Who to contact: Valerie Reichert, Bernal Branch Children’s Librarian, vreichert@sfpl.org ; 415 355-5663.

Where to drop off:   Bernal Heights Branch Library Children’s Room,  500 Cortland between Andover and Moultrie.

Bonus: Here’s another vintage Lego advertisement, circa 1978, just because it’s awesome:

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PHOTOs: Photo-illustration by Bernalwood. Vintage ad via Sociological Images.

Lost and Found: Did You Drop These Stylish Red Glasses on Virginia Ave?

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Neighbor Doug found these glasses on Virginia Ave, and he would like to repatriate them to their rightful owner:

I am a neighborhoody on Virginia Ave and a big fan of the blog. I wanted to write a quick note. It appears someone dropped/lost some prescription eyeglasses in front of our place at Virginia & Winfield [Sunday] afternoon.

Those are the glasses, above. If these are yours, email the Bernalwood Lost and Found Hotline at bernalwood *at* gmail dotcom, and we will introduce you to Neighbor Doug.

Errant Waterfowl Returns to Familiar Spot on Precita Ave.

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Remember that odd, errant waterfowl that made an incongruous appearance on Precita Avenue last spring? Neighbor Dan reports that a) it’s spring again and b) a near-identical waterfowl has returned to the exact same spot on Precita:

Remember that hanger on that Bernalwood chronicled last may? Its back! Do you think its the same fellow?

That’s the obvious question, given the clear evidence that the similarities are indeed very similar:

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If there are any waterfowl experts in Bernalwood’s studio audience, please share your bird-wisdom in the comments.

PHOTO: Neighbor Dan