Okay, so we now know that Bernal Heights is for [all kinds of] lovers. But rest assured: Not everyone who expresses their affections on Bernal Hill is batshit crazy.
Neighbor Abner from Alabama Street shares some lovely news about a romantic wedding that took place on Bernal Hill last weekend:
Cara is my sister-in-law, and her long time beau is Joey. They lived in Bernal for most of the last 5 years, and the couple were married in a lovely, fairly impromptu wedding on the hill last Saturday. As of last week, they’ve relocated to LA for a job opportunity, but they wanted to finally tie the knot — after a long engagement— with family and the great community they built here.
There was a raucous party at our place afterwards.
Big congrats and best wishes to the happy couple, and never forget…
PHOTO: The wedding of Cara and Joey on Bernal Hill, via Neighbor Abner
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Do they happen to own a Honda Civic? Hi-yo!
Who’s paying attention? https://bernalwood.wordpress.com/2015/03/20/cupid-blamed-for-weird-car-crash-on-bernal-summit/
I don’t think people who get married are considered to be lovers. That’s a term generally reserved for non-married folks who like to make hay.
Bernal Heights is for married couples! That’s probably what you mean.