SURPRISE RAINBOW INCURSION DROPS EUPHORIA ON BERNAL HEIGHTS

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The Bernalwood Rainbow Situation Control Facility has confirmed a dramatic Rainbow Event that startled Bernal Heights this morning.

Reports are still streaming in, but as of 09:44 this morning, this is what we have been able to learn thus far from our correspondents in the field.

Cfenton shared this AMAZING shot of a rainbow touchdown at Folsom Gate:

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Here’s some perfection from Neighbor Jana:

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Neighbor John witnessed this explosion of color:

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One from Neighbor Dale:

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Meanwhile, on The Twitters…

A terrific Double Rainbow panorama from Neighbor Jason (click to embiggen):

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And a cool arc over La Lengua from Neighbor Jeff:

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Of course, we now face a severe risk of unicorn swarms, so all Citizens of Bernalwood are advised to remain alert. If you see unicorn glitter, please call 311 so the City can send over a Unicorn Control Officer.

UPDATE 28 February, 2015: Image processing specialists from the Bernalwood Office of Photographic Intelligence worked through the night to study the immense trove of data revealed by yesterday’s rainbow storm. Using advanced unicorn detection algorithms and inverse chromatic filters , they surfaced some truly remarkable after-effects that occurred at the touchdown sites of yesterday’s rainbows.

YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT THE ENHANCED IMAGE REVEALS:

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5 thoughts on “SURPRISE RAINBOW INCURSION DROPS EUPHORIA ON BERNAL HEIGHTS

  1. My work colleague and Bernal neighbor thought the whole thing was in honor of his last day in his current job and preparing for his new one. Maybe it was. Get a new job…resign your old one…get a rainbow!

  2. Pingback: Bernalwood 2015: The Year in Superlatives | Bernalwood

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