Neighbor Michael Nolan has made a startling discovery: There are secret messages encoded within the street signs that hide in plain sight on every corner of Bernal Heights.
We do not know who created these secret messages, or who they were intended for. Yet thanks to Neighbor Michael’s astute decryption skills, we can now read the [vaguely smutty] messages revealed by rearranging the letters contained within prominent Bernal Heights street names.
Neighbor Michael provides this handy decoding guide:
Moultrie = I Lure Tom
Esmeralda = Males Dare
Precita = At Price
Peralta = Lap Rate
Powhattan = Tap on What
Massasoit = Sam Is a Sot
Prospect = Pet Corps
Norwich = Chin Row
Mirabel = I Ramble
Lundys Lane = Sullen Andy
PHOTO: via Ben Rosengart
Bernalwood 
Peralta is “Lap Rate.”
SMUTTY! Corrected above.
Jarboe = Bar Joe
Tompkins = Stink Mop
Prentiss = Spinster = Nip Rests
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So he went on to anagramgenerator.com.
How clever.
Mug Pry
Grumpy! 🙂
Noe, I didn’t. I used my own noggin’. You can, too.
I think the Bernal Heights edition of Scrabble allows for all street name anagrams, right?
the anagram for ‘who cares?’ is ‘who cares?’ isn’t that super interesting!
No, it is not.
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