Neighbor Matthew saw this sign yesterday indicating that a small helicopter was recently lost on the northeast side of Bernal Hill along the north face of Bernal Heights Boulevard. The owners would be thrilled to get it back.
Meanwhile, the National Transportation Safety Board has decided not to send a team of investigators to Bernal Heights. Nevertheless, KTVU is working to confirm a report that the pilot’s name was Havyuseen Maheli.
PHOTO: Neighbor Matthew

Poor wretch at KTVU. Who pranked that woman? Did “the intern” work alone?
I looked for the heli while foraging blackberries today, but no luck. I did discover a mysterious substance that took half an hour to clean off my shoes. It did not appear to have come out of a dog. Watch out on the first right turn into the blackberry bushes from the north entrance to the park.