Along with green grass and seasonal flowers, the winter rains have also spawned some unusual topiary in the Dominion of Bernalwood — including this chair, which sprouted overnight atop Bernal Hill.
I’m no arborist, but that appears to be a Wingback Beigeicus, an ancient species that’s native to this region.
Meanwhile, with typically keen insight, La Lengua rebel spokesblogger (and Sutro Tower fetishist) Burrrito Justice was able to ascertain the true reason why Mother Nature brought this chair into our lives:
PHOTOS: Burrito Justice and Mcnangus
Bernalwood 
I saw that this morning and judged it to be an act of hipster vandalism. I have begun to mass troops of Gen X-ers on the border of Dolores Park for a counterattack.
Millenial generation trying to be creative….
Wont the chair just end up wet, moldy and unpleasant to sit in? (but nice pics!)
The dogs of Bernal were generally ambivalent.
Ironic dumping is still dumping.
Not Smith & Hawken? The Philistines have arrived on our shores.
Um, I think I just found where that chair came from:
http://www.npr.org/2013/01/27/170195059/first-listen-thao-the-get-down-stay-down-we-the-common?ps=mh_fl
Cool that Bernal Hill was used for Thao’s photo shoot. Not so cool that they chose to leave their prop behind.