BREAKING: Power Failure Cripples Cortland!

** Breaking News ** Breaking News ** Breaking News **

The electricity went down on Cortland this morning, and as of 9:35 this morning… it’s still down. Bernalwood sources report that caffeine delivery systems are inoperative in cafes up and down the street. Citizens are urged to remain calm and seek alternate beverages.

UPDATE: This just in from PG&E:

 PHOTO: Good Life Grocery this morning, by Neighbor Mason

2 thoughts on “BREAKING: Power Failure Cripples Cortland!

  1. I was up there more than 40 minutes later–no PG & E in sight. I called, and lost patience with the chain of phone prompts I was expected to select. Everyone notice that our utility rates went up this past month? PG & E is right on top of that one!

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