The Rock Bar, the new drinkery on 29th Street at Tiffany, is having a grand opening party tonight, beginning at 7 pm. There will be drinks, food, and a very special guest star: a donkey. Check out the full details:
Wednesday March 21st 7pm till 2am
Rock Bar 80 29th Street (between Mission and San Jose)
Across from The Front PorchSpecials ALL NIGHT
Donkey Punch
Donkey Rides
Donkey GamesRock Bar is a neighborhood bar building great cocktails, serving cold beer and pouring fine wine. Our bartenders take pride in their craft and their knowledge of product placed behind our bar.
Rock Bar offers specials on a daily basis. We offer free pool Thursday through Monday until 8pm. Dollar off draft beers and well cocktails each night from 5pm-7:30pm and again from Midnight to close. Every evening, every hour we feature a special cocktail for $5. The Front Porch is in the process of creating complimentary bar snacks for happy hour and other edibles to purchase later in the evening. You are also encouraged to order a bucket of fried chicken from the kitchen across the street and eat it here.
Bernalwood 
I sincerely hope that this animal is treated with respect and kindness.
It’s hard for me to imagine that such a large live animal in a bar is necessarily a good idea, but hopefully it will be like how dogs love bars…? Donkeys are cute and awesome, so here’s hoping for a lovely evening.
Also, the website misses an opportunity to call their neighborhood La Lengua! Not sure I like “Southern Mission” since it’s the first time I’m hearing it and really I prefer “Bernal Heights” since it’s the, you know, actual name of the neighborhood. (I can hear Burrito Justice grumbling already!) At LEAST they didn’t call it the Outer Mission, a personal pet peeve of mine since I’m in love with the Outer Mission based purely on the awesomeness of Cayuga Park.
Ain’t no party like a Donkey Party. Well, except for seagulls.
i bet it was stinky.