Look at this nice note I found on my windshield this week! (A little worse for the wear after a dose of fog). No sarcasm. No snide but helpful comments. No passive aggressive suggestions. Just a helpful heads-up.
Thanks neighbor! I found the offending nail, and was only a little late to work.
Bernalwood 
thats much nicer then the ones I get which are usually, “your car is to close to my driveway”, and “park in front of your own house”, maybe its just my neighbors