SHOCKING!!! Freakish “Mossquatch” Discovered in Bernal!!!

The BIA’s Agent Aaron has either discovered a classic example of the Bernalwood creative impulse, OR a mutant form of hybrid Bryophyta-Homo Sapien life that could earn him a National Enquirer cover story… if not a Nobel Prize.

Aaron writes:

Spotted this creative use of the meter reading hole on the corner of Bocana & Eugenia today and thought we would share it — this is what we love about Bernalwood!

Take a closer look, and here’s what you see…

Now, let’s peek inside… IF YOU DARE!!!!

Prediction: Mossquatch is embraced as folk hero by Bernal Heights vegans, becomes raw food spokesmonster, develops political aspirations, defeats David Campos (the “rumored omnivore”) for D9 Supervisor’s seat, serves two terms in Board of Supes, runs for Mayor of San Francisco, and, after hard-fought campaign, elected by mudslide in 2019.

You heard it here first.

PHOTOS: Agent Aaron

7 thoughts on “SHOCKING!!! Freakish “Mossquatch” Discovered in Bernal!!!

  1. Are those meter reading holes no longer used? I get the feeling they have some flexible view-scope thingy that they stick through the mail slot, since my meter cannot be ready through those holes.

  2. You forgot to mention that sometime during the course of Mossquatch’s political career, his twitter account will be hacked only to reveal pics of his green member.

  3. I’m so jealous I didn’t think of that. The Moss Man action figure I gave back to my brother would have been put to good use in our little gas-reading nook thingie.

    bldxyz – ours is also not used because the meter is now on the other side of the garage.

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