UPDATED – Remember When: The Day DiFi Laughed Her Way Down the Esmeralda Slides

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Once upon a time, several years before she became a United States Senator with a thing for national security issues, then-Mayor Diane Feinstein came to Bernal Heights on a warm winter day in 1979.

She was here to celebrate the dedication of the Esmeralda Mini-Park on the west side of Bernal Hill, and to test drive the extended-length children’s slides that had just been installed after an intense community-organizing effort.

Neighbor Barbara Bagot, who kindly shared this image, remembers:

I found the Bernal Journal slide photo on Mike Nolan’s Facebook page.  (I think that’s my brother Bucky, top left.)  Difi came prepared–wearing slacks instead of her typical skirt.

Since that groovy moment in time bears so little resemblance to the DiFi we know today, let’s zoom and enhance for a closer look:

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PS: In the story below the photo of DiFi, notice also that even back then, people were wondering what was up with the wacky, wonderful Beatles House on Precita.

UPDATE: Neighbor Michael Nolan just shared the flier printed to announce the dedication of the Esmeralda slides. So cuuuuuute! So pre-desktop publishing!

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Loudmouth Bernal Heights Frogs Want Sex, Won’t Shut Up

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Everyone knows Bernal Heights is home to lots of dogs. And some cats. And some dissident parrots. But Neighbor Lori is playing host to some really chatty Bernal Heights frogs:

They are Pacific Chorus Frogs, in my backyard pond. It ‘s breeding season, and they are loudmouths! The males make a lot of noise, mostly at night. They stop if I get too close. They are native to the Bernal area and were rescued from behind an industrial shop. I’ve had the pond about five years or so, and every spring during the breeding season they sing. They are hard to see, because they are so tiny. But in the summer when it gets dry I find them camped out around the garden hose.

These frogs are small, but they make a big noise. Here’s Neighbor Lori’s recording of the frog chorus in her back yard:

PHOTO: Frog in Neighbor Lori’s backyard, by Neighbor Lori

Two Quirky Bernal Heights Houses, Now for Sale

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Two homes have come up for sale in Bernal Heights, and both are rather unique.

We’ll start with 4021 Folsom, a wacky little house that has always appealed to Neighbor Victoria. She lives on Precita, but she passes this place on the way to the Farmer’s Market, and she has long been smitten by it. Now she’s noticed it’s for sale:

My absolute FAVORITE house in Bernal is on the market- for a cool half-mill.  It is itty bitty- an adorable 650 square feet with a backyard that’s probably 20 sq ft lol. It was previously overgrown with an epic amount of morning glories (which were chopped down to make it more desirable??? ::whimper::) and it lost it’s gingerbread house appeal, sadly.  Maybe it will make a great home for a single dude millionaire??  It’s pretty raw inside (the loft??) and seems like someone’s been livin easy in there for a while!
I’m planning a drive-by morning glory seed bombing regardless, to restore it to it’s former greatness! haha

Banzai!! No tightass interior staging for 4021 Folsom; it’s totally WYSIWYG:

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Meanwhile, the other home, also just listed, is 124 Mullen.

It’s a favorite of mine, because it’s basically a midcentury Lake Tahoe chalet, right here in the City. Check out the view from the inside:

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Sure it needs a little freshening up, but tell me you: THIS is the house where you’ll want to be for the apres ski party after a ripping day on the slopes at Ski Bernalwood. It’s a 1948 sq ft 2 BR, starting at $1m. Lift tickets sold separately.

Hat Tip: Miss Sally at CurbedSF

Starting TONIGHT: Stand-Up Comedy at the Lucky Horseshoe

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As if living in Bernal Heights wasn’t comedy enough, there’s a new stand-up comedy night happening at the Lucky Horseshoe on Cortland every Tuesday this month, starting TONIGHT, Tuesday March 4.

The evenings are called Comedy at Dusk, and co-host Neighbor Clara Bijl does the intro:

Ian Williams and I (both Bernal Heights locals) will bring stand up comedy to Cortland every Tuesday in March, 7pm to 9pm.

And here’s the line-up for Tuesday March 4th:

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Speaking of which, Neighbor Ian wants to explain …

Just so you know, most of my material is geared for the north-slope crowd, who are my people. I have recently taken the time to interact with south-slopers like Clara, and find them to be decent people, although Redfin might disagree. Clara and I have become bi-slopal and hope our show can bring the community together. We hope that one day, there will be no slope, which currently only exists in algebra (and I couldn’t explain it to you.)

Folks, they’re here all month!

Rainbow Alert! Downtown Rainbow Strike Observed from Bernal Hill

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Rainbow Alert! Rainbow Alert! Rainbow Alert!

The Bernalwood Rainbow Situation Control Facility is tracking a Category Four rainbow event that was captured moments ago by Neighbor Kendall’s 11 year-old daughter.

Initial calculations suggest the rainbow may have touched down in the Financial District. Motorists in the area are advised to drive with caution, as pedestrians may be euphoric and disoriented.

PHOTO: Neighbor Kendall’s daughter

Sunday: Rock Your Face Off with Bernal Kids at the Rock Band Land Album Release Party

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This is Neighbor Odin. He lives with his parents on Montcalm in Bernal Heights, and as you might have guessed from the photo, he ROCKS.

Specifically, he rocks with Rock Band Land, a ridiculously awesome music education and storytelling program based in The Mission. Odin’s mom is Neighbor Kristen, and she tells Bernalwood:

Odin is a master shredder. He’s a guitar player and super-duper positive vibe-giver. He loves Rock Band Land. Listens and plays guitar to the program’s songs all the time. After every class my son is on cloud nine. Full of energy and happy.

Neighbor Odin is not the only Bernalese to rock at Rock Band Land. Bernalwood’s own Cub Reporter also participates in the program. She gravitates toward the vocals, though she’s also dabbling with keyboards:

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This Sunday, March 2 at the Verdi Club (2424 Mariposa at Hampshire), the Rock Band Land crüe will host a glamorous party and live show to celebrate the galaxy-wide release of the program’s new album, which was performed under the guise of a band called Rainbow Beast:

Rainbow Beast is a band born from the minds of children, embodied in the lives of professional musicians, and straddling the border between the imaginary (but very real) world of Rock Band Land and the real (but often fantastical) city of San Francisco, California. The band consists of Marcus Stoesz (Vocals, Guitar, Keys), Brian Gorman (Drums), and Jen Aldrich (Bass). The members of Rainbow Beast act as interpreters, mentors and curators for Rock Band Land, and all of the music that the band records and performs was written with the Rock Band Land rockers. To date, the band has produced over 150 original songs and stories with kids 4-8 years old.

Tickets for the big show on Sunday are selling fast, so rockers of all ages are encouraged to buy quickly before they’re all gone.

If you want to hone in on the contributions from Bernal’s Rockers, we’re told  that Odin helped helped write and played on “The Little Big Easy,” “Fish Wife,” “Cracking Up at the Goat Joint,” and “The Ballad of Annabelle and Sam.”

Meanwhile, Bernalwood’s Cub Reporter helped write and sings on “Party Killer.” It’s a song about a monster who stumbles into a rowdy party in South America, then tries to break it up because he mistakenly thinks the celebration is a form of fighting. It’s also a song which, I can honestly say, I still love to hear, even after several zillion listens.

Hope to see you rocking on Sunday, but until then, here’s a little taste:

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Dialog Between Housing Rights Activists and Tech Workers Yields Little Dialog

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There was a community discussion of sorts in Bernal Heights on Tuesday night.

The topic was gentrification, evictions, and technology workers — and the interrelationship between the three — and the discussion took place at Virgil’s, the tasty new(isn) bar on Mission at Precita. Our D9 Supervisor, David Campos, was there, along with several housing rights activists and some people who work in tech.

Bernalwood doesn’t recall receiving an invite (grrrrrrrr) , but thankfully Ellen Huet from the SF Chronicle was there, and she described the scene:

The Tech Workers Against Displacement Happy Hour, led by a union organizer and a tech worker, had advertised itself as a place where tech workers “sick of being blamed for S.F.’s housing crisis” could come together to find solutions. As representatives from neighborhood groups took turns at the mike in Virgil’s Sea Room, some solutions emerged: volunteer at an advocacy group, or help Supervisor David Campos, who was there gathering support for his proposed tax on landlords who evict using the Ellis Act.

When it came time for the tech workers to say their piece, hands shot up. The man who interrupted earlier said he didn’t know, beyond suggestions to build a website for nonprofits, what he could to do to help. (“You could listen!” another man shouted.)

Brian Hanlon, a 31-year-old Forest Service employee, told tech workers to leverage their companies’ resources and encourage employers to “do the right thing.”

“If your firm is having trouble finding a great new acquisition target and they have tons of money sitting around, maybe you can encourage them to donate some of that to these (housing) nonprofits as well,” he said.

Wait. What?? Mr. Hanlon’s idea is nonsensical, so maybe it was just a flight of fancy. Still, rhetorical logic aside, a shakedown proposal seems like a counter-productive way to begin a constructive dialog.

Apparently, things never really got much better:

Several tech workers said they were encouraged by the night but still weren’t quite sure how to help such a complex problem right away without measurable goals or problems to solve.

And others were discouraged by the us-versus-them attitude. Brett Welch, a 30-year-old Australian transplant who founded a video startup, said he was heckled by a woman in the crowd who accused him of not having lived in San Francisco long enough.

“I said, ‘How do you even know that?’ She goes, ‘I just do,’ ” said Welch, who has lived in San Francisco for five years. “And I’m like, ‘No, you don’t. You have no idea how long someone’s been here.’ It’s just very polarized.”

The first meeting wasn’t very productive, he said, but it could accomplish one thing.

“I really want people to see that I have a face, and I have feelings, and I love the neighborhood that I live in,” he said. “And I don’t want to see people kicked out.”

Ah well. It would appear that what the evening lacked in neighborly warmth or problem-solving substance, it no doubt made up for in tribal solidarity, high-decibel “awareness-building,” and emotional catharsis.  Knowing Virgil’s, the cocktails were probably damn good too.

On the bright side, the Chronicle says David Campos helped organize the meeting, and he used it to make a campaign stop, so at least one attendee had a productive evening.

UPDATE: San Francisco mag also did a thorough write up on the event:

There’s one thing you need to know about last night’s “Tech Against Displacement” event in the Mission: It was not organized by tech. It was, to put it politely, a clever bit of wordplay to call it “Tech Against Displacement.” For instead of members of the tech community reaching out to solve San Francisco’s affordability and eviction problems, the people who showed up were largely the standard array of activists who’ve been hectoring techies about the woes that they’ve visited on the city.

It was only when the activists ceded the mic to actual techies in the later half of the event that some progress was made: Instead of talking at your tech neighbors, how about, you know, talking to them?

PHOTOS: Brant Ward for The Chronicle

One Year In: Foodie Blog Interviews Celebrity Chefs from Hillside Supper Club

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Hillside Supper Club recently celebrated its first anniversary in its permanent location at the corner of Precita and Folsom, so the foodies at EaterSF decided to check in with HSC chefs Tony Ferrari and Jonathan Sutton to see how it’s going one year in.  For example:

What’s the reception been since you opened full-time?

TF: It’s been really good. It’s still a sleepy neighborhood; it’s going to take a little bit of time for people to realize that Bernal is a great place to come and check out, and that we happen to be here serving good food. We worked extremely hard at getting people to come to Bernal in general.

How did you do that?

TF: Grassroots, guerrilla marketing. We made flyers and went house-to-house meeting people, saying, “We’re in your neighborhood—check us out.”

How have you seen the dining scene change in Bernal since you’ve been here?

JS: A lot, especially over the last year. We feel good that we were part of taking that first leap, bringing people here and putting Bernal on the map. Holy Water just opened, and they have a great following because of sharing ownership with Churchill and Bloodhound. Blue Plate has been here forever, and they’re holding it down solid. We’re friends with those guys, and they’ve given us a ton of advice and support along the way. ICHI Sushi’s opening their second location, PizzaHacker just got started…Once we get the people here, they’re not going anywhere. They’re going to come back.

JS: And all the neighbors who live here will be able to walk down to somewhere instead of having to go to the Mission to eat.

TF: People don’t realize how close we really are here. We’re blocks away from the Mission—you can walk.

It’s true. Really. You can walk!

PHOTO: Olivia Terenzio/EaterSF

Wednesday: Design Review Board to Consider Powhattan Housing Proposal

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There’s a neighborhood design review board meeting set for tomorrow night, Wednesday, February 26 at 7 pm at the Precita Neighborhood Center, to discuss a proposal to construct four single-family homes on the undeveloped “triangle” of land at Powhattan and Bernal Heights Boulevard.

Your Bernalwood editor knows nothing about the backstory here, but in consideration of the proposal, and our own YIMBY orientation, we would like to share a statement that we encountered recently in the Bold Italic, which provides a useful framework for thinking about these sorts of issues:

You can fight development or you can fight evictions, but you cannot logically fight both.

Bayshore Fire Creates Illusory Mt. Sutrito Eruption

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Neighbor Brandon made a comment about yesterday’s big industrial fire in Bayshore, to the effect that from the western side of Bernal Hill, the smoke from the blaze made it look like a volcano had erupted at the peak of Bernal Hill.

Brandon said:

The picture from 29th [Street] makes it look like Mount Sutrito has erupted.

True enough, And here’s a photo Tom Baker shared in the Bernalwood Facebook group that makes that illusion even more complete. Behold, the eruption of Mt. Sutrito, as seen from Diamond Heights.

UPDATED: Explosion, Fire in Bayshore Alarms Bernal Neighbors

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Details are just beginning to stream in, but a massive explosion and fire in the Bayshore District has created huge plumes of smoke visible over Bernal Heights. The SFFD is responding a three-alarm blaze at an auto body shop on the 2100 block of Jerrold Avenue.

UPDATE: KCBS reporter Doug Sovern says the fire took place at the Luxor Cab facility:

The SF Appeal just published their story:

1:15 PM: A three-alarm fire has destroyed a service garage for a cab company in San Francisco’s Bayview District, fire and company officials said today.

The fire, reported at 11:53 a.m., has been contained but not fully extinguished as of shortly after 1 p.m., fire department spokeswoman Mindy Talmadge said.

The blaze caused the roof to collapse at the building, which was still smoldering this afternoon, Talmadge said.

Charles Rathbone, assistant manager with Luxor Cab Co., said the fire destroyed a service garage on Upton Street that the company used for maintenance and repairs.

“It’s a total loss,” Rathbone said.

He said all employees inside the building escaped without any injuries.

However, he said, “We lost a bunch of cars in there, including a beautiful 1938 Plymouth we had hoped to showcase as part of our history.”

Luxor was one of the city’s first cab companies, operating since 1928.

“It’s nothing that money can’t fix,” Rathbone said of the fire.

Neighbor Steffi saw this view from outside her home:

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This photo by Monique Soltani shows how dramatic the smoke looked, even from Mission Street:

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Bernalwood contributor Joe Thomas captured this remarkable video from his east-facing observation post:

PHOTOS: Top, Tom Saffell. Aerial photo by KTVU. Fireball by Neighbor Steffi. View from Mission, Monique Soltani

Morbidly Fascinating Home Sales Reflect Current Status of Bernal Heights Real Estate

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Last week our real estate-obsessed friends at the CurbedSF posted two stories that capture the zeitgeist of Bernal Heights real estate, now that we’re officially the hottest neighborhood this side of Tattooine.

To wit:

1. 228 Ellsworth Street, just sold for $1.6 million. That’s a $900,000 boost in value, nine months and a thorough renovation after the property changed hands last May for $705,000 .

2. 138 Elsie Street, a 2000 sq ft 3BR just sold for $1.69 million, nearly $300K over its asking price.

This would appear to be the new normal. Let the teeth-gnashing begin.

PHOTOS: Top, 228 Ellsworth, Below 138 Elsie, via SFARMLS

Sneak Preview: Aaron Zube’s Dreamy Bernal Heights Paintings

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Neighbor Aaron Zube recently shared images of his Bernal Heights paintings over in the drop-dead sexy Bernalwood Flickr group, and his work blew me away.

“Huh? WOW! What? How?” I asked. Neighbor Aaron explains:

I’ve been living in Bernal (on Bocana street) for about four years now — the paintings are mostly of my immediate surroundings. In this series, I’m trying to capture the feeling of the light & character of the neighborhood. The painting technique is relatively slow &  involves multiple layers of translucent oil paint to give a luminous quality to the painted surface. The entire series should be complete this Fall when I’ll be showing the paintings at Inclusions Gallery.

IMAGES: Aaron Zube