Saturday: Benefit Auction for Miraloma Nursery School

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Neighbor kc! is a Bernal Heights parent with a kid who attends Miraloma Cooperative Nursery School in Sunnyside. They’re having a benefit auction for the school this weekend, Saturday March 8:

Once a year, my son’s pre-school throws a huge silent and live auction to keep our non-profit, parent-run cooperative preschool going.

It’s coming up soon — won’t you join us?

Saturday, March 8th, 2014, from 6pm – 10pm
The Event Center at St. Mary’s Cathedral
1111 Gough Street, San Francisco
Entrance is $30 — free food and drink included!

Visit the website to register or read more

There are vacation getaways, electronics, sports and travel packages, and as always, free and fantastic food and drink.
(The menu’s at our website if you want to see what’s coming!)

Thanks to all in the community who support early education. Hope to see you there!

PHOTOS: via Miraloma Cooperative Nursery School

Starting TONIGHT: Stand-Up Comedy at the Lucky Horseshoe

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As if living in Bernal Heights wasn’t comedy enough, there’s a new stand-up comedy night happening at the Lucky Horseshoe on Cortland every Tuesday this month, starting TONIGHT, Tuesday March 4.

The evenings are called Comedy at Dusk, and co-host Neighbor Clara Bijl does the intro:

Ian Williams and I (both Bernal Heights locals) will bring stand up comedy to Cortland every Tuesday in March, 7pm to 9pm.

And here’s the line-up for Tuesday March 4th:

Hosted by Ian Williams

Speaking of which, Neighbor Ian wants to explain …

Just so you know, most of my material is geared for the north-slope crowd, who are my people. I have recently taken the time to interact with south-slopers like Clara, and find them to be decent people, although Redfin might disagree. Clara and I have become bi-slopal and hope our show can bring the community together. We hope that one day, there will be no slope, which currently only exists in algebra (and I couldn’t explain it to you.)

Folks, they’re here all month!

Sunday: Rock Your Face Off with Bernal Kids at the Rock Band Land Album Release Party

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This is Neighbor Odin. He lives with his parents on Montcalm in Bernal Heights, and as you might have guessed from the photo, he ROCKS.

Specifically, he rocks with Rock Band Land, a ridiculously awesome music education and storytelling program based in The Mission. Odin’s mom is Neighbor Kristen, and she tells Bernalwood:

Odin is a master shredder. He’s a guitar player and super-duper positive vibe-giver. He loves Rock Band Land. Listens and plays guitar to the program’s songs all the time. After every class my son is on cloud nine. Full of energy and happy.

Neighbor Odin is not the only Bernalese to rock at Rock Band Land. Bernalwood’s own Cub Reporter also participates in the program. She gravitates toward the vocals, though she’s also dabbling with keyboards:

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This Sunday, March 2 at the Verdi Club (2424 Mariposa at Hampshire), the Rock Band Land crüe will host a glamorous party and live show to celebrate the galaxy-wide release of the program’s new album, which was performed under the guise of a band called Rainbow Beast:

Rainbow Beast is a band born from the minds of children, embodied in the lives of professional musicians, and straddling the border between the imaginary (but very real) world of Rock Band Land and the real (but often fantastical) city of San Francisco, California. The band consists of Marcus Stoesz (Vocals, Guitar, Keys), Brian Gorman (Drums), and Jen Aldrich (Bass). The members of Rainbow Beast act as interpreters, mentors and curators for Rock Band Land, and all of the music that the band records and performs was written with the Rock Band Land rockers. To date, the band has produced over 150 original songs and stories with kids 4-8 years old.

Tickets for the big show on Sunday are selling fast, so rockers of all ages are encouraged to buy quickly before they’re all gone.

If you want to hone in on the contributions from Bernal’s Rockers, we’re told  that Odin helped helped write and played on “The Little Big Easy,” “Fish Wife,” “Cracking Up at the Goat Joint,” and “The Ballad of Annabelle and Sam.”

Meanwhile, Bernalwood’s Cub Reporter helped write and sings on “Party Killer.” It’s a song about a monster who stumbles into a rowdy party in South America, then tries to break it up because he mistakenly thinks the celebration is a form of fighting. It’s also a song which, I can honestly say, I still love to hear, even after several zillion listens.

Hope to see you rocking on Sunday, but until then, here’s a little taste:

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Wednesday: Design Review Board to Consider Powhattan Housing Proposal

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There’s a neighborhood design review board meeting set for tomorrow night, Wednesday, February 26 at 7 pm at the Precita Neighborhood Center, to discuss a proposal to construct four single-family homes on the undeveloped “triangle” of land at Powhattan and Bernal Heights Boulevard.

Your Bernalwood editor knows nothing about the backstory here, but in consideration of the proposal, and our own YIMBY orientation, we would like to share a statement that we encountered recently in the Bold Italic, which provides a useful framework for thinking about these sorts of issues:

You can fight development or you can fight evictions, but you cannot logically fight both.

Starting Tonight: Beer Week Events at Precita Park Cafe and Rock Bar

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What? You never got around to booking your tickets to Sochi? Which means you missed the opportunity to party with Olympians while having your smartphone hacked by Russian cybterthieves? Lucky for you it’s Beer Week in San Francisco, and two of Bernal’s finest establishments are hosting special beer-themed events.

We start at the Precita Park Cafe at the east end of Precita Park, where Miss Dana invites you to a special beer + food event happening TONIGHT, February 10:

Adam from Deschutes will be onsite giving away free swag to customers and talking about the beers. For those that need Uber rides we have teamed up with Uber and Beer Fest. Customers first ride is free up to $20 if customers use the password PPCBEER. We will be serving beer-battered fish n’chips, pork terrine, grass fed burgers, chili cheese fries. All the fun foods that go with great beer!

Meanwhile, on glamorous 29th Street, Brion from the drinktastic Rock Bar has an entire series of Beer Week events on tap:

Monday Feb 10th6pm – 2am
PABST RODEO SHOW
$4 Beer Flight PBR, Schlitz, Olympia
$6 PBR & Old Crow ALL NIGHT
Country Music will be played
Rodeo Films shown. Yeehaw!

Tuesday Feb 11th 8pm-2am
Uncommon Brewers
An evening of cocktails developed around the Uncommon Brewer’s portfolio
In addition to tasting their line up enjoy a Baltic Wood Buck – Rye, ginger, Absinthe, and Uncommon’s Baltic Poter
Other cocktails will debut – GET IN HERE & GET UNCOMMON

Wednesday Feb 12th 4pm-2am
Speakeasy Tap-TAKEOVER
At Rock Bar we have 4 handles, and we pride ourselves in our curated & rotating selection. For the evening we have given our friends at Speakeasy control! We can’t tell you what will be on TAP – only can assure a few things you have never tried before. PLUS after some time away, we re-introduce our Speakeasy CASK handle!

Thursday Feb 13th 7pm-2am
Oskar Blues & 21st Amendment
Cocktail Night & Tap-TAKEOVER
Another evening of BEER & COCKTAILS here at Rock Bar
From a simple YELLA Collins to a full throttled Spirituous BEAST with 21st Amendment’s Sneak Attack. You would not expect a Saison in the winter, but you can expect Genever and Rye to meld well with the Cardamom Pods used to brew this seasonal brew. An evening of Vintage SURF films and mellow vibes with accompany your beer forward cocktail.

UPDATE: In the comments, Neighbor Steve of the Beer by BART blog, brings news of one more Beer Week happening in Bernal Heights:

There is one other bar, Holy Water, on Cortland that is also playing. They are dedicating all their taps to Avery Brewing all week. Avery is one of the best breweries in the U. S., out of Boulder, CO. I stopped by last night and the beers are great. Several have never been poured in CA.

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PHOTO: Top,  courtesy of Precita Park Cafe

Campos to Propose Increased Compensation for Ellis Act Evictions

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D9 Supervisor David Campos sent this press release to Bernalwood yesterday:

Saying that we cannot rely solely on Sacramento to solve our affordability crisis, Supervisor David Campos (D9) will introduce a local solution at Tuesday’s Board of Supervisor’s meeting to help Ellis Act-evicted tenants afford to stay in San Francisco.

The ordinance will require landlords who evict using the Ellis Act to pay the difference between the tenant’s rental rate prior to eviction and what would have been the market rate for that unit for two years. This ensures that relocation payments adequately represent true market costs and allow displaced tenants who would face dramatically higher rent costs the opportunity to stay in San Francisco.

Currently, landlords are required to pay relocation assistance amounts of approximately $5,261 per tenant capped at $15,783 per unit. Landlords must also pay an additional amount of approximately $3,508 for each displaced elderly or disabled tenant. The Campos law would keep the current law as a minimum, but in most cases, would make relocation reflect market increases.

“Almost every renter in San Francisco is just one eviction notice away from being displaced from our city,” said Supervisor Campos. “It is time that we recognize that tenants must receive assistance that is commensurate with market increases in rent if we are to truly address our affordability crisis and check the rampant growth of Ellis Act evictions.”

San Francisco housing prices have become increasingly unaffordable. The median home price has recently topped $1 million and according to a Budget & Legislative Analyst report on the displacement crisis in San Francisco, the median rental rate for all apartments in 2013 was $3,414. The City’s rent controlled housing stock, the largest stock of price controlled housing in the City, is under attack by speculators that use the Ellis Act to evict long term tenants and sell the units off at enormous profit margins. The current relocation assistance rates would barely allow a tenant to afford three months of rent in San Francisco and so most evicted tenants are leaving the City they have called home for decades.

“I will continue to work with Assemblymember Ammiano to pass State legislation placing an outright moratorium on Ellis Act evictions in San Francisco. In the meantime, we need local solutions now to assist San Franciscans who are being displaced today,” said Supervisor Campos.

The Chronicle has a story about the Campos proposal, along with a discussion of some of its potential pros and cons.

Also, a piece of paper we found taped to a pole told us D9 Supervisor David Campos will speak at a housing forum tonight, 6:30 pm at BHNC on Cortland.

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

Wednesday: Cesar Chavez Ribbon-Cutting to Celebrate Our Sexy New Infrastructure

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It took two and a half years, a lot of dirt-digging, and plenty of construction-related delays, but at long last, the Cesar Chavez Improvement Project is nearing completion.

Frankly, I think it looks vastly better than it did before, and way better than Army Street ever looked in it’s long history of arterial awfulness. We also got some sexy new sewer pipes out of the deal, and a dedicated (though unseparated) bike lane. Yet I confess: I’m a sucker for long overdue infrastructure projects and decorative palm trees.

Now that we’ve endured several years of congestion in the cause of  building of a better future, we’re all invited to participate in a ribbon-cutting ceremony tomorrow, Wednesday January 29, at the new (and newly named) Si Se Pueda Plaza in front of The Palace restaurant, at the intersection of Mission, Chavez, and Capp Streets:

DPW will host a ribbon cutting for the completion of the Cesar Chavez Streetscape Improvement Project on Wednesday, January 29th, from 11:00 am to 12:00 pm. Please see the attached flyer and below for more information.

The newly designed corridor improves safety for people walking, taking transit, and biking on the street. The project also added greening, stormwater-management features and road repaving. Together, these improvements will enhance the neighborhood for many years to come.

Thank you,

DPW Project Team

Cesar Chavez Streetscape Improvement Project Ribbon Cutting

Date: Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
Time: 11:00 am – 12:00 pm
Location: Si Se Puede Plaza, 3047 Mission Street (NE Corner at Mission & Capp streets)

chavezribbonPHOTOS: Top, by Telstar Logistics

Tuesday: Meeting to Discuss Rerouting the Muni 67 Bus on Ripley Street

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There’s been a long-simmering dispute between a group of north Bernal neighbors and the San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency over the location of the existing 67 Muni bus stop on Ripley Street near Folsom.

Bernalwood is told that a group of neighbors on Ripley really really really want the stop relocated, to avoid gumming up their street with two-way bus traffic.

Here are the specifics of the proposed change, along with the details about a community meeting taking place on Tuesday, January 28 to discuss the matter, via the SFMTA’s public announcement:

Proposed Change

The SFMTA, in response to neighborhood concerns, is proposing a reroute to the inbound 67 Bernal Heights (towards 24th Street BART) via Bernal Heights Boulevard. Buses traveling to the Mission District and 24th Street BART Station would travel on Bernal Heights Boulevard between Bradford and Folsom Streets. Buses traveling towards Cortland Ave. will travel on the existing routing. The proposed routing leads to the following stop changes:

  • The stop at the northwest corner of Ripley St. and Alabama St. would be discontinued.
  • The stop on Ripley at Folsom would move across the street to a stop on Folsom Street before the intersection with Ripley.
  • The stop on Bradford at Esmeralda would move back to the stop sign where Bernal Heights Boulevard and Bradford meet (approximately 80 feet south).

There are no proposed parking changes at this time. There are no planned changes to the street design as part of this project.

Public Outreach Meeting

This proposal will be discussed at a public meeting at the following date and time:

Tuesday, January 28 at 6:00 pm
San Francisco Public Library – Bernal Heights Branch 500 Cortland Avenue

If you have further questions or would like to submit comments regarding the reroute proposal, please contact:

Jeff Flynn
Transit Service Planning Manager – San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency Phone: 415.701.4646
Email: jeffrey.flynn@sfmta.com

In advance of the meeting, Bernalwood has received some strongly-worded commentary about the proposed rerouting from several Bernal neighbors. A flyer circulated by Neighbor Veronica says:

Long term residents are been left out of the conversation regarding changes – the notices are limited to a small number of people and not given enough time.

  • We having people who don’t use the service attempt to change something that has been working for over 30 years.
  • The issues they are attempting to tackle can be easily tackled with technology (i.e. communication or mapping devices we use on our phones to see where the buses are.)
  • Our taxes pay for this service.

From your neighbors who use this service all the time, we ask that you support us in keeping this service intact by EMAILING:

Another neighbor summarizes the state of play this way:

The Ripley folks between Alabama and Folsom are lobbying the SFMTA and David Campos to reroute the inbound 67 (toward BART) over Bernal Heights Blvd to avoid the buses passing and getting “stuck” on Ripley.  There’s only one bus line that serves the North Slope and moving the stop at Ripley and Alabama to Bradford and Bernal Heights Blvd effectively cuts it down to ½ bus service.  I use the bus every day to get to BART and I’m perfectly capable of walking to Ripley and Folsom (although my dogs are going to be barking in my high heeled shoes) but there are a number of elderly and disabled persons who may not be able to swing the uphill walk.

A neighbor who now rides the 67 regularly comments:

I moved offices and can now take the 67 every day to work. Its proximity to my house was in the plus column when I bought this place 4+ years ago, after having lived in Bernal 7 years prior. When I had surgery, and couldn’t drive for a month, that stop being across the street meant I could go to the farmers market and up to Cortland for groceries and to be in the world. I would have been isolated otherwise. When I imagine myself being twice my age, still living here, it’s comforting to imagine the same could happen. […]

I worry about the elderly neighbors on Alabama who I think will be more isolated if this goes through. I worry that total ridership might go down and that that might catch the eye of downtown number-crunchers looking at lines to cut. The 67 is really a connector for Bernal, and I don’t want to see that go away.

I’m sure people who live between Alabama and Folsom on Ripley would be thrilled to see the change. That block is narrow and driving it can be kind of a pain. Frankly, though, it feels very Bernal-y, every time I drive that block and see an approaching 67 and pull over so it can pass. The driver and I wave to each other. It’s friendly and neighborly.

And a neighbor on Folsom writes:

Wow! The SFMTA actually listened to the neighbors. I’m impressed. Ripley neighbors will rejoice!

This isn’t so bad, but then, I don’t know anyone who will be directly affected by the changes. I’m not sure how many people use the Ripley/ Alabama stop [that will be discontinued], but making the bus stop at the top of Folsom at Ripley isn’t so bad. I like the idea of the bus stopping at the top of the hill. It seems like people would want that, instead of having to walk a couple more blocks up. There were more extreme options, including making Ripley one way.

My only concern is that there is much more traffic on Folsom that will have to stop or go around buses. Perhaps that will slow people down but… probably not.

Proposals like this are inevitably contentious, so if you have an interest in the matter, Tuesday’s meeting at the Bernal library will be a good place to make your views known.

PHOTO: Top, Telstar Logistics

TONIGHT: Special First Anniversary Dinner at Hillside Supper Club

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Oh, how the time flies!  The fabulous and transformative Hillside Supper Club on Precita Park has been open for a year, and to celebrate their first anniversary they’re hosting a special four-course dinner, TONIGHT, Monday January 20, followed by a party later in the evening.

Chefs Tony and Jonathan write:

Wow, can you believe one year has already blew by? Its been such a great and humbling experience. We had our ups and downs, learned a lot, and cooked some damn good meals. Mondaym January 20th marks the day of our 1-year celebration of opening Hillside Supper Club inside of the old Caffe Cozzolino space. To celebrate, we are having a 4-course prix-fixe dinner starting at 6:30pm, followed by a party at the restaurant. If you can’t make it for supper please stop by later for the party.

We are currently selling tickets by clicking directly here, or by calling 415.285.6005 for more information or help on the event. We only have 50 seats available, and tickets are going fast, get yours now! Thank you all for helping us get to this day, we did it! Looking forward to many more.

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PHOTO: Chefs Jonathan (left) and Tony, via Hillside Supper Club

Tonight! Seriously! FREE PIZZA from the PizzaHacker

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It’s an impressive thing that Bernal Heights was just named the 2014 Numero Uno Hottest Sexiest Neighborhood in the United States, because that award was given to us before the very delicious PizzaHacker opened for business on Mission at 29th Street.

Today, the PizzaHacker is having its grand opening. That’s great news for pizza lovers, but it may also put Bernal on track to become the Numero Uno Hottest Sexiest Neighborhood in the Entire Galaxy by 2015.

And on top of all the good news, there is one more tasty tidbit to share: Tonight, January 16, 2014, the Pizza Hacker will say hello to Bernal Heights by serving pizza for free.

You read that correctly: PIZZA FOR FREE

The PizzaHacker’s Jimmy Simpson tells Bernalwood:

We just finished painting and the bar is done, so we are having an opening party tomorrow for the Bernal residents. We told a few people, but mainly we wanted to invite locals to try the pizza and introduce ourselves.

We are going to charge for drinks but the pizza will be free. Word on the street is that we are opening at 6 but any Bernal resident is welcome to show up at starting at 5.

So bold. So simple: Free pizza. Tonight. Courtesy of the Pizza Hacker at 3299 Mission Street at 29th. No coupon required, but displays of the secret Bernal Heights hand signal are strongly encouraged.

They’re expecting you.

PHOTO: A marinara pizza from the Pizza Hacker, by Telstar Logistics

Wednesday: Glenn Lym Discusses “The Topography of Bernal Heights”

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Tomorrow, Wednesday January 15, the Bernal History Project will play host to a talk by architect Glenn Lym, during which he will discuss his very cool historic topographic maps of Bernal Heights.

It should be fascinating fun for history wonks and cartography geeks alike. Here are the deets:

Glenn Lym on “The Topography of Bernal Heights and the Mission”

A Bernal History Project Event

Jan 15, 2014 7:00pm-8:30pm (Wednesday)
at Bernal Heights Branch Library
500 Cortland (at Andover) San Francisco

Architect and architectural historian Glenn Lym will show the 3D map he has created of Bernal Heights and the Mission flats and talk about how the topography of the neighborhood has changed since the 1852-3 U.S. Coastal Survey.

Material is Based on his documentary:
HERE5 – Erased Landscape: The Making of Flat Land in Central San Francisco

This Weekend: Open Studio at Recycled Glassworks on Bonview

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Last minute announcement (my fault) and Xmas shopping opportunity! Neighbor Lauren is having open studio event at her Recycled Glassworks workshop on fashionable Bonview Street this weekend. She tells us:

With all the recent home sales in Bernal Heights come plenty remodels. Out with the old, in with the new. Where do the old windows go to die?

They may find their way to my Recycled Glassworks studio where the glass starts a new life as handmade, functional tableware.

This weekend, I’m inviting neighbors and friends for Open Studio:

Saturday and Sunday (December 21-22), 12pm-5pm.
238 Bonview Street, just half a block up from Cortland Ave.

It’s a nice way to peruse my entire collection, and a great opportunity for last-minute holiday gifts. There will be many specials at outlet prices.

Who knows, if you had home remodel recently, you may see your old windows again, – in a new light.

Thursday: Bernal Word People Invited to Ad-Hoc Holiday Drink-Up at Lucky Horseshoe

Bernaltypewriter1 Liz Weil is a world-famous writer (and glamorous Bernalwood contributor) who lives in Cortlandia. Last year she helped organize a terrific little gathering for writers and culture mavens who live in Bernal Heights, and it was so much fun that it’s happening again this year.

Come raise a glass! Liz says:

Hey folks. Last year’s Bernal Word People Holiday Gathering was such a success we decided to do it again.

It’s on for this Thursday, December 12, at the Lucky Horseshoe on Cortland, at 8 pm.

Please interpret Bernal and word people liberally. Even if you just like Bernal, or words , or people we’d love to see you there.