Someone better call Fox News, because the “War on Christmas” has now become an insurgency.

Bernalwood interrupts your holiday preparations to bring you this important accouncement: Mossquatch, the mutant Bryophyta-Homo Sapien hybrid who lives inside a meter-reading hole on the corner of Bocana and Eugenia, has embraced some seasonal Xmoss cheer.

Neighbor Allison reports live from the scene:

Looks like the man in a red suit has some competition. Mossquatch is back and doling out moss to all the good little children this holiday season. Seems he still may have something to learn from the real Santa Claus!

PHOTO: Top: Neighbor Allison. Exterior: Telstar Logistics