Against the backdrop of the recent pro-life billboard hacking excitement on Cortland Avenue, Neighbor Chris joined forces with a few other Bernal dads to propose a new billboard design that would be a refreshing alternative:
These are anxious times, and I wanted to reassure you about something important. Fellow Bernalites Erik Bloom, Jon Mooallem and I realized it’s incumbent on everyday citizens to ensure that this billboard absurdity continues ad nauseum. Erik (and presumably a team of top artists) put together the attached image last night. Soon as we figure out how to enlarge it 1000000000 percent, it’s going up up up.
I don’t like to use the word “hero.”
… but yet heroes they are. Let’s do this.
UPDATE: Looks like Bernal’s upstanding stoner community has some alternative ideas as well — no doubt inspired by the recent New York Times article about the joy of mixing pot with parenting. This billboard proposal just arrived from Neighbor Jon:
IMAGE: Top: Billboard design by Neighbor Eric. Photo illustration by Telstar Logistics Below: Neighbor Jon.
Is this some ridiculous “Promisekeepers” stunt? How about “WOMANCHOICES.”
I love it… In a field of wildflowers too! Priceless!
Hahaha! Awesome! It’s obviously meant to add a little much-needed levity to the situation.
Not sure if manbaby isn’t a slur on men as babies (peter pan kidda crap). I like the idea of pro fathers, especially a 2 father couple as we have many fine examples in Bernal. But, I think the issue here is whether women should be forced to bear children against their will. As I have never met a woman who could “shut the whole thing down”. I believe the only way to shut the whole thing down is to remove the “shrimp”.
All you have to do is pay for it, and it can be yours. Personally I miss the Ying Yang Twins billlboard of days gone by…http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Me_%26_My_Brother.jpg
Yikes! how horrible to use the term ‘shrimp’ after that horrible graffitti…
Seriously; this issue is hugh;; and abortion has gone rampant in our society from a long time back;;; Youth not being prepared properly; to understand what a GIFT life is// and then being sexually active WAY TOO YOUNG;; So Sad;; to say that abortion has much been used as a form of birth control; and also That the real issue of being RESPONSIBLE; just shoved aside in our day and age for teenagers,, so on and so forth… // I think it still must be an option AS MUCH AS I DO SEE IT AS ‘TAKING A LIFE’// It is a human life from the time of conception..
GO SEE THE MOVIE ‘JUNO’ , HAVE THE BABY AND GIVE IT UP FOR ADOPTION IS A WONDERFUL, ADMIRAL CHOICE// in the ‘old’ days,, this was more of a bad thing,, and no one wanted to talk about it. Giving a baby to a good family; is so much better THAN the alternative.
COME ON PEOPLE….
What about YOUNG ADULTS BEING NURTURED TO UNDERSTAND THAT ‘sex is over rated’ and it is ONLY BEAUTIFUL IN A harmonious ‘in love’ committed relationship, of some manner.????????? HELLO,,, IS ANYONE HOME !
OH YEAH; I do not like the man baby billboard; as I do not understand it// and it does not make good sense to me???? what exactly does it mean?
I think it just needs a YES on Prop 34 – end capital punishment – plastered on it just as a point to the hypocrisy of these pro-life groups.
the CBS worker repaired the billboard this morning – they are persistent!
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t!
I love this neighborhood
I want to see the dad’s and baby’s heads switched. Photoshoppers, do I have to do this myself?
My photoshop skills are rudimentary, but I swapped and flopped the heads. Shudder… It’s not nearly as funny as I imagined, and it might even be creepier than the shrimp thing. Dad’s head on the baby is still kinda funny, but it’s amazing how scary a giant baby head on an adult body looks. Think of the end of Terry Gilliam’s Brazil…
Share please!
Okay, but I warned you…
It’s perfect!!!
I kind of like this one too…
Love the swap ‘n’ flop. No reason we can’t take this into 2013.
Here are some alternates in the East Bay….

Original
proposed alteration:
file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Lucy/Desktop/pro%20hair!.htm
here is another attempt to share the proposed alteration:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzE3gioksgHVX3QzYTdoeFhxem8/edit?usp=sharing
last attempt …
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzE3gioksgHVeGxZUjBWbTNiZ2s/edit?usp=sharing