Neighbor Orlando has issued an all-points-bulletin seeking help to recover a chicken that has gone missing in the area of Folsom and Ripley streets near the summit of Bernal Hill:
My neighbor Rick who lives across the street from me in the place better known as the “farmhouse mansion,” (yes the one built in 1870) lost a white chicken, size small. Please, would you kindly announce the loss and if anyone finds it they can ring my doorbell and I will handle it from there.
Alternatively, if you have seen the bird that flew the coop, you can contact the Bernalwood Lost Poultry Hotline at bernalwood at gmail dot com.
UPDATE: Stand down, citizens! Neighbor Mark recovered the wayward chicken.
PHOTO: Typical white chicken courtesy of Scorpions and Centaurs