Alongside all the usual handbills about missing cats and lost dogs, this one on Folsom near Precita really stands out: An anatomy textbook has broken free of its shackles and is now on the loose.
If you happen to see an anatomy textbook rooting through your backyard, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE IT. Anatomy textbooks are notoriously jittery, and often quite heavy. Instead, remain calm and call a professional anesthesiologist to ensure that the text is safely subdued.
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Bernalwood 
We found the books! Actually, we had noticed them the day before, sitting in front of Immaculate Conception. Called Vanessa to let her know they’d been spotted…but we don’t know if she was ever reunited with them.