We interrupt this neighborhood weblog to bring you an important announcement:
Moments ago, the Bernalwood Atmospheric Team confirmed the presence of a very large rainbow to the west, arching over La Lengua and Sutro Tower.
Be advised that residents in those areas may experience moments of euphoria today, with occasional pots of gold at rainbow termination points. Remain calm and carry on. This concludes today’s activation of the Bernal Rainbow Alert System.
PHOTO: Telstar Logistics
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LOVE this. You sound exactly like my husband screaming at the window this morning.
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Backatcha.
(And last year too.)