Your 2012 Bernal Heights Real Estate Year-In-Review

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Yesterday, our Interweb neighbors at CurbedSF told us about a 1 bath, 640 square-foot fixer-upper on Manchester Street in Bernal Heights that was listed recently for $399,000. It ultimately sold for $685,000 — a mind-boggling $286K over the asking price. What to make of this?

Viewed in isolation, stories like that can make you dizzy. (In a good way… or, maybe not.) Don’t dwell on it. The trend that matters most is what happens to the overall Bernal Heights marketplace over a longer period of time. So for that, I asked our friends at Downing & Company to pull together a year-end summary of the Bernal Heights real estate market in 2012.

The data in 2012 looked pretty good for existing homeowners in our geographically sexy stretch of San Francisco:

For the most part, the theme of the year was reduced inventory levels and cheap debt. With these factors, home prices in San Francisco rapidly appreciated. This was even more pronounced in the popular central neighborhoods of the Mission District, Noe Valley, and Bernal Heights – the preferred ‘hoods of many tech employees. With the Facebook IPO and new hirings this year in the City from Twitter, Zynga, Yelp and other social network companies the competition for homes heated up. In Noe Valley and the Mission District neighborhoods things quickly got out of hand with multiple offers and bidding wars producing a spill over effect into Bernal Heights. While price increases were not as dramatic in Bernal Heights, the charts below reveals some decent lift.

Here’s how that dynamic played out on a neighborhood-by-neighborhood basis for single-family homes:

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Executive Summary: Noe was insanely ridiculously crazyhot, the Mission social-climbed upscale, and Bernal turned in some rather impressive results.

The story gets even clearer when you look at the sales picture for Bernal single-family homes in isolation:

Bernal-Heights-SFR-Home-Prices-2012-1024x615The bottom line? For single-family homes in Bernal Heights, prices increased by 17.9% in 2012. The story was similar for condos, with Bernal condo prices increasing by 13.5%.

Again, this may be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on which side of the homeowner fence you sit on. We understand. Yet those are the facts (and just the facts) told to us by the aggregate home sales data for 2012.

For more detail, check Downing & Company’s full 2012 Bernal Heights year-end market report.

PHOTO: South Bernal homes, as seen from Bernal Hill, by Patrick Boury. Graphs courtesy of Downing & Company

Bernal Hill Players Seek Clarinetist to Make Beautiful Music

BernalPlayers.WantedNeighbor Jennifer Peringer is the pianist with the Bernal Hill Players, a tastefully badass chamber music ensemble based in The Dominion of Bernalwood. (Listen up, here.) Neighbor Jennifer writes to say that the Players are looking for a new member to join the group:

The Bernal Hill Players are looking for a new clarinet player and I thought it would be great (considering our name, and the fact that weekly rehearsals are held in our Bernal home) if we could get someone from the neighborhood.

Yes! Quite logical. Indeed.

Interested? Send the Bernal Hill Players an electronic communication.

PHOTO: The Bernal Hill Players on Bernal Hill, by Anna Kuperberg

Bernal Neighbor Seeks Assistance to Pay for Cancer Treatment

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Neighbor Micky writes with some difficult news about a crowdsourced effort to help Neighbor Mary Isham pay for her cancer treatment:

A few weeks before her 50th birthday, Mary Isham, a 35 year resident of Andover Street in Bernal Heights, was shocked to be diagnosed with a rare pancreatic tumor. Her doctor told her to get her affairs in order. That was over 13 years ago! When doctors see her now, they are the ones that are shocked to see that she is still alive and thriving despite 13 grueling years after a ten hour surgery that removed her pancreas, her spleen, her gall bladder, part of her stomach and small intestine.

But now, Mary faces metastases of the cancer in her liver. She has located a promising cutting-edge radiation treatment only offered in Europe. She has made one trip and needs to return three more times at a cost of $20,000. per trip. Given the exorbitant cost of the travel and treatment, she turned to Give Forward – an innovative crowdsourcing website designed to help people raise money for much-needed medical expenses.

Mary is well known in the progressive community, as she has been active in one cause after another for the last 40 years. She moved to the city in the early 70’s at the height of the anti-Viet Nam War movement and was influenced by that turbulent and exciting time. She began her nursing career in the city at Huckleberry House in the Tenderloin and went on to work as a nurse in the SF City and county jails and juvenile hall. She continued her commitment to health education at San Francisco General Hospital’s Patient Education Resource Center and then went on to serve as the director of the Health Center at Mission High School, where she became well known for her expertise in adolescent health care.

There’s more information about the campaign to help Neighbor Mary at her page on Give Forward. She’s currently raised almost $25,000 toward her goal of $60,000.

PHOTOS: via Give Forward

Bernal Heights Crime Report for December 2012: Robberies Down, Car Thefts Up, and Why You Should Think Like a Burglar

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Just before the holidays, the wonderful Neighbor Sarah attended the SFPD’s Ingleside Station Chief’s Meeting, and she shared these invaluable summary notes about the latest Bernal Heights crime trends. Neighbor Sarah’s reports are always insightful, and in this issue she brings some extra bonus tips on how to avoid becoming a crime victim. Ye Citizens of Bernalwood are strongly advised to read the whole thing:

Ingleside Community Meeting, 12/18/12
Captain Falvey presided <timothy.falvey@sfgov.org>

INTRODUCTION
Captain Falvey brought up the recent series of armed robberies on Athens Street in the Excelsior, one of which also included a carjacking. He said that carjackings are relatively rare in San Francisco. In 2009, there were 11 in the Ingleside District, five of which occurred in the Sunnydale. In 2010, there were nine (mostly Sunnydale). In 2011, six. In 2012, four YTD. They made an arrest at Excelsior and Mission recently – the person/people had robbed three people in the area (but not the same as the Athens suspects). The captain has been using the CompStat maps to direct resources to areas where there’s lots of activity, which is how the arrests were made at Excelsior and Mission.

An aside: one way to find out where your stolen car is parked is to call DPT and find out if any tickets have been issued.

Balboa Park BART remains an area of concern for robberies – DO NOT STARE DOWN AT YOUR PHONE. Keep it in your pocket.

CRIME STATS
Robberies are down 10% YTD. Violent crime is up 1% (driven by domestic violence). Aggravated assaults (which include domestic violence) are up 12% YTD.

Huge increase in car thefts in 2012, mostly 1990-98 Acuras and Hondas. Before Thanksgiving, Ingleside did a large joint operation with the Mission Station, the Sheriff, Parole, Probation, and Juvenile Detention to visit people on parole or probation who had had auto thefts or burglaries in their past records. One was found with three shaved keys and was arrested. This seems to have resulted in a huge dropoff in car thefts. They were at 109 in the mid-Sept to mid-Oct period; 108 in mid-Oct to mid-Nov; and then all the way down to 40 in mid-Nov to mid-Dec.

Personal thefts are down 12% YTD. The captain has run some robbery abatement operations, where a plainclothes officer walks with an iPhone, distracted, but no one has attempted to rob her yet.

They also served a bunch of search warrants lately. If you see a block buzzing with cops and/or SWAT teams, it’s probably because a search warrant is being served.

I asked about the incident raised this week where a Bernal neighbor witnessed what appeared to be a domestic-violence situation and called the police, then suffered apparent retaliation for this. The captain said his advice is always to call the police if you’re ever unsure of a situation (for example, if something seems weird but you’re not sure the person actually needs help) and let them figure it out – and don’t put yourself in danger. He also reminds us regularly that people themselves are not inherently suspicious, but their behavior can be, so call if you are unsure.

A community member asked about the rate of crime per resident in the Ingleside. The captain said it’s 5.94 violent crimes per 1000 people and 25.25 property crimes per 1000 people, which is usually the second- or third-lowest in SF. Taraval is huge but also very sleepy and usually has the lowest rate of crime. The Ingleside District has well over 100,000 residents and is larger than any city in San Mateo County.

GUEST SPEAKER: FURLISHOUS WYATT, JR. FROM SFSAFE

850 Bryant St., Room 135, SF, CA 94103
415-553-1984, sfsafe.org

Furlishous Wyatt was asked to speak on residential security. Of interest to the Bernal community – he mentioned the blue tape incidents. It is thought that one reason potential burglars use the blue tape is that it is visible from a much greater distance than regular tape. The captain said the incidents have dropped off, but they did send several batches of tape to CSI, but no fingerprints have been recovered yet.

I am going to include everything Mr. Wyatt went over here – it was very helpful, if a bit unsettling. SFSAFE will do free home-safety assessments of your house and give you suggestions on improving the security. More info here.

GENERAL TIPS

Your ADDRESS NUMBERS should be illuminated and/or in a high-contrast color (vs the base paint of your house), and they should be visible from BOTH directions. This is for emergency responders.

Walk around your house and think like a burglar.

Security is always a mixture of things – no one thing will make your house safe.

You should have locks or screens on all doors, vents, and crawl spaces.

You should treat every door and window as if it is on the first floor. People often don’t secure their upper-floor openings as well, and burglars know this. Burglars sometimes do things like bring painting equipment and ladders and get into the second floor of a house that way.

Anything that is 96″ square or shoebox-sized is big enough for a small person or teen to get into – your head is the only thing that does not bend.

A burglar’s worst enemies are TIME, LIGHT, and NOISE, which can help guide you in setting up your home’s security. Burglars will aim for the path of least resistance.

TAKE VIDEO of each room in your house. Describe the contents of each room. This will be a huge help for insurance in the event that your house ever does get robbed, and it’s easier than making a list. Do each quarter of a room separately.

PERSONAL SAFETY

There is NO SAFE WAY to walk alone at night. White earbuds make you a target for thieves. So does looking at your phone.

Attitude and posture are key. Be aware of your surroundings. Have your valuables concealed (also smart to separate your valuables into different pockets). Walk with purpose and be ready for fight or flight. Flight is better – “run fool” vs “kung fu.”

Yell “FIRE” if you need other people to help you – most effective at getting people’s attention.

GARAGE TIPS

If you have a mail slot in your door or garage door, it should have a HOOD on it so that no one can peer in.

Doors in the interior of the garage to the interior of your house should be treated like any exterior door – solid-core and deadbolt.

LANDSCAPING

Raise crowns on street trees to 7′ to have a good view down the block.

Rule of 3’/7′ – no shrubs should be higher than 3′, and tree crowns should be taller than 7′.

Trees – eliminate limbs that would allow access to roof or upper stories.

No shrubs or trees in front of doors or windows.

FENCING

Privacy fences (solid wood) also shield burglars. Better to have wrought-iron/see-through.

LIGHTING

Usually at eaves/corners of house. In back yard, better to have perimeter lights facing in. When you have floodlights facing out, they blind your neighbors to anyone who might be in the yard.

ALARM SYSTEMS

Not a be-all/end-all. If you do have an alarm system, make sure it’s connected to a central service. Neighbors will not call in burglar alarms. Like car alarms, they have become a nuisance because of false positives.

DOORS & LOCKS

Get rid of pet doors! People can and do get in through these.

Exterior doors and interior doors leading in from garage should be solid core (vs the hollow core that many interior home doors are). You can bolster glass doors with polycarbonate or acrylic sheeting/panels.

The safest type of exterior door lock (taking into account both fire safety and safety from intruders) is a SINGLE CYLINDER DEADBOLT, where you put the key into the outside but can unlatch it from the inside. Double-cylinders (where a key is required for both sides) present too much danger in case you need to exit fast from a fire. Surface-mounted locks are less aesthetically appealing but also work well. Key-in-knob deadlatches are useless – they only thing they do is keep the wind from blowing the door open.

The key to a deadbolt’s success is the strike plate, which needs to be reinforced by 3″ SCREWS that will make it through the doorframe and into the 2×4 stud that is next to the doorframe. If you just have 1″ screws, the door and frame can be kicked in relatively easily.

Do NOT buy the $9 deadbolt. You want one in the $38-50 range. You do not need to get the $140 one.

If you have double doors or sliding doors, they typically contain one active leaf and one inactive leaf. You want to reinforce the inactive leaf and make it as strong as the wall. You can do this by bolting it into the jamb. He mentioned cane bolts and Mortise bolts.

Sliding glass doors can be strengthened by a dowel in the track of the inactive leaf and screws inserted in the top track.

If you have a PEEPHOLE, make sure it’s CONVEX/wide angle, which lets you see 180 degrees.

GATES

If you have the kind where you can buzz people in, make sure the metal covers the opening entirely. Sometimes people have the front of their stoop blocked, but the iron gate/fence don’t go all the way to the top of the porch. Burglars will climb over it.

WINDOWS

Double-hung windows are easiest to secure. You can put pins in at a slight downward angle where the panes meet.

If you have window bars in your house, you MUST have an interior emergency release on at least one in every room where people sleep or might sleep – this is in case of a fire.

Louvered windows are not secure – change them.

Casement windows – two cane bolts or flush bolts on top or bottom will help secure them.

Transom windows – if opening outward, add two bolts per opening.

Skylights can be somewhat secured with mesh, polycarbonate.

SAFE ROOMS

He suggested creating a reinforced room (not the full panic room you might be thinking of) that you could get to and use a phone in during a hot prowl or home invasion.

Master bedroom is one choice – change out hollow-core door for a solid-core door with a deadbolt. The room should have a landline phone, too. Cell phones run out of batteries or have poor reception.

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

1968: Envisioning Bernal Heights as a Much Prettier Place

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This map comes to us via the good offices of the esteemed Eric Fisher. It shows what a group of city planners saw in 1968, when they evaluated Bernal Heights as an urban canvas in need of some serious beautification.

This wasn’t some grandiose urban-renewal effort, like those crazy 1940s visions of turning Bernal’s stretch of Mission Street into an elevated superhighway.  Quite the opposite: In 1968’s “Bernal Heights Improvement Program” (PDF here), the goal was to use Bernal to improve Bernal; to evaluate and exploit the geographic realities of Bernal Heights to offset the gathering forces of deterioration and “economic decline:”

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So with that as the context, it’s fascinating to see what those planners saw when they looked at Bernal Heights as set of assets and opportunities — at a time when Bernal’s streets were a little rougher around the edges and Bernal Hill was still just a feral, open space.

The “Design Elements” map notes the features that make Bernal feel like Bernal; the “physical elements that give definition and identity to Bernal Heights.” It identifies existing resources. It respects the topography. It celebrates great views. It highlights open spaces. It seeks to nurture interesting clusters and sub-corridors.

Those observations were distilled into a separate “Bernal Improvement Plan” map:

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Basically, the proposed plan advocates paving the last of Bernal’s dirt streets, building a few landscaped stairways, turning Bernal Hill into a proper park, creating a few other mini-parks, and planting lost and lots of trees

If all this sounds kind of familiar and ho-hum, it’s because that’s pretty much what we’ve spent the last 45 years doing here in Bernal Heights. So hats off to those clever planners in 1968. From the vantage point of 2013, we can now say that their vision looks pretty great today.

UPDATE April 2016: Neighbor Andras tells us that the full text of the 1968 Bernal Heights Improvement Program report is available here.

PHOTOS: Maps via Eric Fischer

Bernal Neighbors Create Hypnotic, Animated View of Bernal Heights

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It’s 2013. At last. Finally. In Bernal Heights.

Let’s ease into the new year with a nice web animation created by Neighbors Barbara and Mark. It lives on the About Us page of the website for AnimaCrackers, their Bernal-based animation studio. It shows a cute cartoon Bernal Hill, a cute cartoon Sutrito Tower, a spooky cartoon moon, and cartoon spotlights sweeping the Bernal night skies.

It’s highly fashionable and vaguely hypnotic. Which makes a quick neighborly viewing session a perfectly appropriate way to begin 2013 in Bernal Heights.

Bernalwood 2012: The Year in Superlatives

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It’s late December, and 2012 is riding off into the sunset. Let’s use this time to review some of The Most Mostest Moments that happened in Bernal Heights this year.

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Most Moving Appreciation For An Old Piece of Playground Equipment

Neighbor Orlando’s ode to the Precita Playground “Satellite Spinner” reveals a deep personal history behind this battered landmark, and his words always put a lump in my throat. (June)

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Most Exciting Headline Written Without Having to Stage a Fake News Event to Make It Happen

Finally!! Bigfoot Sighting on Bernal Hill!! (July)

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Most Poignant Reminder That Bernal Heights Is a Special Kind of Place

Neighbors gather for a memorial service to honor Steven, the much-loved homeless gentleman who lived in the western end of Precita Park. (January)

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Star-Sighting that Did The Most to Boost Bernal’s Indie Street-Cred:

David Byrne strolls Cortland Avenue while in town for a series of shows. (October)

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Most Boneheaded Way to Show Us That You Really Care:

Supervisor David Campos signals his deep concern for domestic violence by becoming one of only four Supervisors who voted to allow confessed domestic-abuser Ross Mirkarimi  to retain his job as Sheriff. (October)

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Most Glamorous and Improbable Thing to Fly Over Bernal Heights

Space Shuttle Endeavour circles Bernal Hill during its farewell tour. (September)

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Deepest Feeling of Loss About the Closure of a Local Business

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Neighbor Karen decided to hang up her spurs at the Stray Bar on Cortland. (December)

Runner Up: Red Hill Books (only because it is morphing, if not quite closing)

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Most Awesome Animated GIF Ever Created to Protect Bernal Heights from Weaponized Burritos

Hats off to Neighbor Joe, who created this elaborate visualization to demonstrate the Mark II “Eye of Sautrito” Defense System , which is designed to counter the threat of La Lengua’s Burrito Rail Gun. Notice also that it zaps the burrito weapon Every. Single. Time.

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Biggest Mystery We Don’t Really Want to Solve

Who is the Bikini Jogger, and where will she turn up next?

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Best Passive-Aggressive Parking Note Written By Someone Who Doesn’t Even Live Here

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An outraged young man from out of town was very upset because his car was towed when he tried using Bernal Heights as a long term parking lot. He then declared that the removal of his vehicle “forever marked San Franciscas as snobby, me-first people in the eyes of my thousands of blog and internet followers.” (February)

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Most Zen-Like Artistic Moment in the Convoluted History of the Bernal Heights Library Mural

There was that brief period; the November interregnum between the old mural and the new, when there was no mural painted on the Bernal Heights Public Library. It was an ephemeral moment, but that may have made it the most dramatic creative statement we’ll ever get to see there.

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Most Heroic Performance By a Clearly Outclassed Domestic Animal

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That would be my cat Smudge, who single-handedly repelled an entire family of invading raccoons, using only mean facial expressions and Jedi mind tricks. (July)

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Neighbor We Saluted Most for Rocking the Hardest

Enough good things cannot be said to properly endorse Neighbor Clarissa’s winning submission to the Bernalwood Air Guitar Photo Content that we held back in July. We were also thrilled to discover that Neighbor Toki has a bright future as a rockstar ahead as well. Keep an eye on that young man.

Bernalwood’s Rainbow Situation Room Tracks Effects of Multiple Rainbow Strikes Across Bernal Heights

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It was a very busy Saturday at the Bernalwood Rainbow Situation Control Facility.

As a series of intense storms brought rain to Bernal Heights, intermittent periods of sunshine generated primary and secondary rainbow aftershocks across our neighborhood. Using the latest high-tech monitoring tools, our Rainbow Situation Control Room tracked the effects as multiple rainbows touched down in and around Bernalwood.

I phoned in this photo taken from my back yard, looking toward downtown:

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Neighbor Michael captured an impressive Dual-Halo Total Arc Perspective on the primary rainbow event from his perch in Precitaville:

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Neighbor Anita recorded a confirmed Double Rainbow from her South Bernal observation post:

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Neighbor Jessica got so swept up in the euphoria that she was inpired to make a nomenclature suggestion:

Molly was there as a team of scientists on Bernal Hill tested the physiological effects of a new Rainbow + Mimosa + Miniaturized Sutro Tower compound they developed. After mixing the ingredients, you won’t believe what happened next: Sudden levitation!rainbow.levitation

Neighbor Craig looked to the east just in time to see Larry’s Ellison’s glamorous America’s Cup facility take a direct blast of highly concentrated rainbow energy:

The rainbow ends somewhere near Islais Creek and team Oracle USA headquarters

It may just be a coincidence, but several hours later Wired reported that Larry Ellison was seen walking down a street in Dogpatch while wearing peach-colored robes and chanting:

Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Hare Rama Hare Rama
Rama Rama Hare Hare

Over in the La Lengua Autonomous Zone, rebel spokesblogger Burrito Justice was thinking about the potential economic impact of the sudden rainbow barrage:

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Meanwhile, Neighbor Jean was watching Bernal Hill from a temporary perch in Noe Valley. She witnessed this stunning touchdown event as a double rainbow crashed right into Bernal Hill:

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Meet the Puddle People at the Alemany Flea Market

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Bernalwood is on record as being a fan of the photographs taken by Neighbor Jane, aka my.third.eye, because she so consistently captures unique perspectives on familiar sights around Bernal Heights. Now she’s done it again, with a brilliant series of seasonal portraits that show patrons at the Alemany Flea Market as seen in reflections from puddles on the ground:

At our local flea market last Sunday (held on a parking lot) I was standing beside this large puddle and began to notice this “other world” of passersby reflected in the water. I was mesmerized. So of course I turned on my camera and hoped I’d be able to capture some of the Twilight Zone’ish feeling of what I was seeing. I didn’t do any manipulations or photoshopping — not that I’m against that. I’m just sayin’.

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