A Visual Tale of Transition on Mission Street

Bernal Northwest

I took this photo of the 3300 block of Mission Street, right across from our Taoist Safeway, last weekend. Looking at the image after I got home, I saw many divergent elements of the transformation taking place in this part of the neighborhood: The world-class Ichi Sushi, right alongside a nail shop, which sits next to a post-hippie actupuncturist and a check-cashing shop. There’s a backpack-toting hipster on one end of the block, and a person in a wheelchair waiting for the bus at the other. New meets old, and old rubs shoulders with new, and the only thing that we know for sure is that it will all look different and somehow the same a few years from now.

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

Pesticide Application Notice Posted on Bernal Hill

Notice
Bernaljournal reports that some new signs went up recently at the north and south gates to Bernal Heights Boulevard. It seems The City plans to use weed killer to combat fennel on the Hill. For what it’s worth, Bernaljournal is anti-pleased:

Trying to stop invasive and non natural plants is futile. They’ve been here for a couple hundred years and poisoning the hill is no remedy.

I’d propose bringing in sheep and goats as an alternative, but I suspect that wouldn’t go over well with the canine crowd.

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

Bicycle from Bernalwood to the Western Addition in Three Minutes

This time-lapse video compresses a bicycle ride from Bernal Heights to the Western Addition into a very fast-paced three minutes:

I taped a cam to my handle bars and rolled from Bernal Heights to Western Addition. The trip took about 28 minutes, it was super windy. The track is a Deep Cuts classic called Beats for the Beast, a song for my cat.

Okay then!  Yay cat! The video is cool, but you may want to avoid it if you are prone to visually induced  epileptic seizures.

Eat Pancakes and Bacon, Help the Children, Saturday

Reader Josh emailed the Bernalwood listener call-in line with a tasty announcement about a benefit breakfast taking place at Leonard Flynn Elementary School (at the corner of Harrison and Precita) on Saturday morning:

There is going to be a pancake breakfast next Saturday, April 16, at Leonard Flynn Elementary in the cafeteria from 8-11AM.  It’s $5 per person for pancakes, coffee, bacon, etc… What a great way to support the kids/families in the neighborhood that go to Flynn!

What an Old-Timer Sees When He Looks at Bernalwood

Remember that post we did that post a few weeks back about about “What a 20something Sees When He Looks at Bernalwood?” That was the one where we shared a “review” of our neighborhood written by a young Bernal resident who described it as “the personification of well-known San Francisco stereotypes.” (Good times!) This generated lots of chatter from the Bernalwood Commentariat, including one by a reader who goes by the handle Welcome Wagon.

Welcome Wagon — who has apparently lived in Bernal for quite some time — provided a  wizened perspective on today’s Bernal Heights that’s a brilliant must-read:

They have babies. They have dogs. They have unlimited lines of credit at the bank of mom and dad. They clog the sidewalks with their SUV baby carriages. They have jobs like “I blog” or “I consult on branding” or I teach yoga and visualization”. They are entitled and tend to complain to the city about every little thing. They dislike my parking my 1981 car in front of their houses. They complain to one another over their lattes about the older residents not keeping up their properties.

And because of them:

You just can’t get good quality crack on Cortland anymore. (that pictured gathering at Cortland and Ellsworth would have been Alemany crack dealers 30 years ago.) There’s a grocery store in the ‘hood where once was a putrid hole much worse than JC Super. You can walk on Cortland after dark. There are actually children in the playground behind the library–not drug dealers. There’s a bakery! And I won’t even mention, well OK, I will mention that they’ve done wonders for our property values.

Having the neighborhood become a yuppie rookery is a small price to pay for the benefits of gentrification.

PHOTO: Thomas Hawk

Coming to Cortland: Organic Baby Food for Savvy Short People

Cortland Avenue offers delicious, gourmet food for omnivores, herbivores, and even canines. But until now, there’s been no place that caters to high-powered babies who need hearty, healthy food to go. You know the type: The kind of kid who will one day roll down the window of his/her Rolls-Royce at a traffic light to politely borrow your Grey Poupon.

Luckily, those discriminating kids won’t have to suffer much longer. If all goes according to plan, Big Dipper Baby Food will open at the artisanal food marketplace at 331 Cortland in late May. From the press release:

Local Mom Claire Hoyt knows how hard it can be to put a freshly made organic meal on the table every night for a small child — she’s been doing so for her son Forrest for the past 18 months.  For hard working parents who want nothing but the best for their precious young ones, Big Dipper Baby Food is poised to serve fresh, organic, and delicious baby food from the Bernal Heights community in a convenient and affordable manner.

Making the transition from her career as an art director with a corporate food and house wares company, Hoyt is pursuing her lifelong dream of being a business owner. Her mother was a chef and always had her own successful restaurants and food businesses. When Hoyt became pregnant, she knew that in the next few years she would be making adjustments in her life to accomplish similar goals. When she came upon the community at 331 Cortland, she and the vendors (Paulie’s Pickling, Bernal Cutlery, Spice Hound) knew it was a perfect match for the neighborhood’s incubator space.

“I’m most excited to get started at 331 Cortland. Big Dipper has been a business plan I’ve had for over a year and having my own business is a lifelong dream,” said Hoyt.

The Bernal Heights community filled with young families is a perfect fit for a quick and healthy stop where Hoyt’s bulk creations of simple purees for infants’ first foods will be available. Purees will include items like Baked Fuji Apples with Sweet Potato, and Roasted Pears and Pineapple.

For babies graduating to the more textured and complex foods, Roasted Parsnips and Apple Mash with Cardamom; Braised Butternut Squash; and Brown Rice Pudding with Mango and Coconut Milk; are sample seasonal offerings.

There will also be selections for toddlers featuring simple classics like Chicken Potpie with some “hidden” super foods. For instance the “cream” sauce in the potpie is a yummy cauliflower and leek puree, and the biscuit topping is made with sweet potato. By sneaking in those extra vegetable servings in a way in which kids crave, parents are also happy.

PHOTO: Quinn, Krisna, and Tommy

Rainbow Alert!! Rainbow Alert!! Rainbow Alert!!

Bernalwood Rainbow!

We interrupt this neighborhood weblog to bring you an important announcement:

Moments ago, the Bernalwood Atmospheric Team confirmed the presence of a very large rainbow to the west, arching over La Lengua and Sutro Tower.

Be advised that residents in those areas may experience moments of euphoria today, with occasional pots of gold at rainbow termination points. Remain calm and carry on. This concludes today’s activation of the Bernal Rainbow Alert System.

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

How a Driver of the Muni 67 Bernal Bus Found the Light

67 UphillOur friends at the ever-excellent Muni Diaries today bring a lovely little tale about the driver of a 67 Muni bus who explained how he came to embrace God and Life in the Slow Lane:

“So back when I was a teen, I used to always drive really fast. I’m talkin’ stupid fast, OK? I had a sports car, and I would take that thing up to maybe 120 sometimes on the freeway,” [says the 67 Muni bus driver].

The passengers sitting near me begin shifting their eyes in the driver’s direction, with concerned looks on their faces.

“So this one night at like 2 in the morning I’m speeding down the freeway and I hear a voice in my head.”

Slow down. Stop.

“I say to myself, that’s ridiculous, why should I stop? This is an empty freeway, it’s 2 in the morning. Ain’t no one out here. And then I hear the voice again.”

Slow down. Stop. There’s a car up ahead.

“So I hit my brakes and stop. And sure enough right in front of me there’s a car that’s been in an accident. Its headlights are shut off, and it’s sideways across the freeway. I came so close to driving straight into it!”

“Wow,” the woman says.

“So I’m stopped there on the freeway and I’m in shock, and I’m asking, how can this be? How can this be? And I started crying right there. God saved me! God saved my life that day. And so then I decided I would stop driving so stupid fast, and I would become a bus driver to take people places and keep them safe.”

PHOTO: Telstar Logistics

Birdsmut: Photo Reveals How Big Birds Make Little Birds

Naughty Neighbors

After coming through with a fascinating set of photos about kestrel eating habits in Bernal Heights, Dyche comes through again with an even more fascinating photo of avian mating behavior:

Today, after the male brought a morning mouse for his lady friend to snack on, the two of them got down to the business of filling their nest.

My casual bird watching has crossed the line into voyeurism.

Oh my.

Also, dating tip for the fellas: Ladies do love fine dining.

PHOTO: Dyche

Sexy New Restaurant and Art Spa for Kids Coming to Precita Park

Future Precita Park Cafe

Big change is coming the corner of Alabama and Precita, and it should make the eastern half of Precita Park much more glam. According to the Precita Valley Neighbors group:

Park Merchants Update: 500 Precita has permits so contractor can finish the build up for much awaited Precita Park Café!   Across the street from 500 Precita, T & J Market will soon be a children’s gym and art gallery!

Booya! The building shown above — the former Riteway Market — will soon be home to the Precita Park Cafe. What will that be like? The precise details are unknown, but the new restaurant will serve food and light drink. It’s a project of Rachel Herbert, who also operates the Dolores Park Cafe and the Duboce Park Cafe, so it’s safe to assume the Precita Park Cafe will be a classy joint. There’s been talk that Precita Park Cafe may have a kid-friendly emphasis, which would be swell, because the cafe is just across the street from the uber-chic Precita Park playground.

Meanwhile, on the opposite corner, the former T&J Market corner store — a location which, we recall, has been a corner store since at least 1928 — will soon become that children’s gym and art gallery.

T&J Market

Let’s now take inventory: Soon we’ll have a kid gym, a kid-friendly frou-frou cafe, and a kick-ass playground for kids, all at the end of Precita Park. Can a Babies “R” Us with ample parking be far behind? KIDDING! KIDDING!

Photos: Telstar Logistics