Did anyone else check this Lexus parked way illegally on Cortland Avenue last Sunday morning? It kind of stood out, because:
- The car was painted to look like a Hello Kitty supernova.
- Those rims radiate a lot of bling.
- The street was wet, so both of the above were amplified.
- The rear end protruded halfway across Anderson Street.
Bold.

Life favors the bold.
Giving that car a ticket would undoubtedly result in a lightning strike.
Barbie’s looking for a little street cred…
I used to live down the street from this car on Latona in Bayview. She parks that way everywhere she goes, kind of daring you to do something about it.
Ah yes. She has gusto.